#FMA crack
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dfwbwfbbwfbwf · 1 month ago
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Dad with severe time blindness returns home to discover his wife is dead and sons are arsonists.
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infestedguest · 1 year ago
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the-hawkseye · 1 year ago
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They said I wouldn't do it again
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dfwbwfbbwfbwf · 17 days ago
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Am I [440M] the a**hole for leaving my young wife [26F] (okay, so we're not technically married, but I technically don't exist in the country, so we couldn't marry anyway) and our young sons [5M and 4M] in our rural town in order to travel the country and foil the evil plans of my clone/twin/son/thing [420M] and his spawn/children/things [350+M, 250F, 200M, 175M, 160+M, 160M, 50M]?
My clone/twin/son/thing wants to commit genocide and become God, and he already did that once before - killing everyone I knew and loved - and I really don't want him to do that again.
But then I came back to a dead wife, arsonist sons, the elder of whom hates me, the younger now a suit of armor, both of whom committed the Ultimate Taboo, and the swing I fixed before I left is just ash. I didn't bring them with me because I didn't think it would take so long, and I didn't expect anyone to die.
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thatmightyheart · 11 months ago
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endlessly funny to me when people call havoc 'boytoy'
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littledevilswaltz · 11 months ago
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What the actual fuck guys🤣🤣🤣🤣
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we were robbed of big booty alchemist 💀 fma could have been great but alas(s)
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eelektrossfan · 8 months ago
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Clusterhug - FMA PMV
(song by IDK HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME)
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itsjojohnnyyyy · 1 year ago
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Cant stop thinking about how Roy is portrayed in official illustrations cause like
On the one hand you got Studio Bones' with this absolute manwhore and in the other you got Arakawa's little dude brooding/trying to look cool and mysterious
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dfwbwfbbwfbwf · 2 months ago
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A Fullmetal Family
Sometimes a family is just you, your lieutenant, and your team of four grown adults and one prepubescent shrimp, as well as shrimp's disembodied brother.
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dfwbwfbbwfbwf · 2 months ago
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Next letter she just sends Hayate, his wife, and the babies to the Elrics cause the guards had enough of Black Hayate being the Bestest Boi™.
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I love the way the Elric's board of epilogue photos have a personal-looking picture of Black Hayate, his gf and their puppies...
...and then they only have this one official looking photo of Roy and Riza that could have been from a random newspaper clipping.
I choose to believe that Riza only keeps in touch with the Elrics via dog photos. Everything that happens to her and Roy they need to sus out from news stories.
"Dear Riza, Black Hayate has grown so much. thanks for all the pictures. But uhhh what's this we've been hearing about Mustang becoming the new Fuhrer?"
"Dear Riza, We all think it's great that Black Hayate has a new girlfriend. She's very cute. But seriously, did Mustang launch a full-scale war crimes tribunal? Could you maybe reply to this letter with words next time? We're a little scared."
"Dear Riza, The new puppies are very cute. Why have you put yourselves on trial??????"
"Dear Riza, WE GET IT THE PUPPIES ARE CUTE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU AND MUSTANG DOING PLEADING GUILY ON ALL COUNTS? WHO IS GOING TO RUN THE COUNTRY IF YOU DO THIS????"
"Dear Riza, HOW ARE YOU STILL SENDING US PUPPY PHOTOS IN JAIL? WHY DID THEY LET YOU BRING THE DOGS??????"
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the-catmans-offical-2 · 5 months ago
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I just saw this ship thing of Edward Elric and Maka Albarn and all it did was remind me of that one comic I saw years ago that shipped Ed and Soul but had Death the kid trying to cut off one of Ed's arms to make him symmetrical. I don't even know the context to it or anything, it was just a singular comic page with that.
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wingsofescape · 10 days ago
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It's tiiiiime! (for a new chapter)
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dafry-shenanigans · 2 years ago
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Have another fanart of fma based on a another great fanfic by @quasar-crew!!! :D
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It's a fma and bnha crossover fic and i must say the world building and quality of writing are *chef kiss* go give it a read!
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dfwbwfbbwfbwf · 2 months ago
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@papita474
You ain't even in this fandom, but behold the Shrimp with Legs.
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fullmetal-scar-simping · 2 months ago
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Mangahood does Lust so dirty, but the goofiest one is the absolute downgrade that was pairing her up, no matter how insincerely, with Havoc.
Imagine going from having A Thing with Scar in one adaptation to Havoc in the source material. That's a massive cosmic-level L
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adrift-in-thyme · 1 year ago
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Winry: huh Ed’s hot. Guess I’ve fallen for this weirdo. Cool beans
Ed: *blushing, falling over himself, reciting the entire periodic table because Winry’s face is an inch away from his* sHe’S JuSt a fAmilY fRiENd
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