#FLAPJACK GOT CRUSHED

[rainbowangel110]

Dipper was fucking hype

Marcy was OH-

Hunter was Pain Agony Oh my god Why

Catra was.... Oh shit. OH SHIT :D

[slowpokedragon]

fellow huntlow hater. roast them

YAAAAYY OK HERE I GO

fandom ruined it - why is willow commonly hotsexy fat girl w huge boobies OR extremely ooc shy when we know her personality changed after her memories were burned. why is hunter always uwu shy boy when hes got pretty fucking severe anger issues, theyre just leashed.

boring - literally zero taste ship. what do they even have in common aside from flyer derby. fucking amity and hunter have more chemistry (does anybody remember eclipse lake CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME)

comphet nightmare - WILLOW... WILLOW YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A BUTCH LESBIAN... WILLOOOOOWW!!!! WILLOWWW!!!!!!!!!!!

no chemistry - LITERALLY THIS. fuck man idek what else to say they just dont have shit in common! willow literally triggers him in FTF w the flapjack photo and then shes like "ohh... im sooo sorry i did this... im gonna run away and cryyh....." HUH? why is she making it about herself ?? literally forced to be ooc for sake of ship... why is hunter comforting her abt this during her ooc as shit breakdown when by all right he has a right to be angry and has been shown to be the type to hold a grudge? and for that fucking matter, willow has never actually been the type to "smile and hold it all in" in the same way that luz is. she WOULD actually rely on camila and talk to her, because shes used to having good parents she can rely on. (not to say camila is a bad parent, but clearly she and luz struggle communication wise.) I MUST ALSO COMPLAIN... WHEN DOES ANYBODY CALL HUNTER "HALF A WITCH"? HE IS LITERALLY A TEEN PRODIGY. people dont even know hes powerless without his staff, we LITERALLY SEE LUZ REALIZE THIS ON SCREEN!!!? why the FUCK is canon trying to tell me that they can bond over being called "half a witch"? BULL FUCKING SHIT

stupid, in an annoying way - willow and hunter are both in turns forced to be the damsel in distress for ship moments when theyre both extremely competent combatants and the struggles they face that enable those ship moments are Fucking Dumb.

how tf is this even a ship? - literally forced to be ship by the show... hunter my beloved you could have been the lumity homewrecker (and i have THOUGHTS on how Nothing the lumity ship is and how dirty they did amitys character)

keep that girl away from him! - ah yes willow, the forceful character who tends to impose her will on her friends post memory episode, and has even used magic to restrain hunter before (flyer derby episode); im sure this will be great for hunter's self actualization and cause zero backsliding in regards to him being used to being the caretaker for belos who bends to his will under every single thing and is a people pleaser and has only been shown to be himself properly around luz (and gus to a lesser extent)!!!!!

i can fix them if i actually cared - this would require a real huntlow based episode where they talk things out and willow becomes uncomfortable with how hunter is willing to do anything for her and even gets her things before she asks (like, if she mentions being thirsty, before she even gets up hes already back with a glass of water and an expression akin to a dog awaiting praise.) this compounds over the episode until she freaks out a bit and then sits him down and asks what His Fucking Deal Is and hes forced to confront his people pleaser nature, and resolves to change for the better.

its genuinely just bad. - REEKS of "oh shit we gotta pair everybody off except not gus cuz hes a baby but we will also shiptease him and matt btw youre never getting a proper mlm ship Fuck You". ...also i must once again complain about ooc willow. why does she only reciprocate hunter's crush after he isnt disabled anymore (unable to use magic)? like, its not a good look. yikes! once again i must also complain abt the writers turning hunter from bratty and sarcastic to the malewife for the girlboss x malewife trope... why did they do this to you king. i will not deny willow becomes a girlboss though, she genuinely changes as a person, but why does she become so over the top aggressive towards hunter specifically, mandhandling him w magic like she does to NOBODY else, and forcing her will on him?? its fucking weird

i need the shippers to die - INSUFFERABLE! FUCK MAN who give a shit whats canon!! fuck off and leave me alone i will ship lunter, willuz, amillow, and huntmity as i please!! why must you harass us! "weh weh luz and hunter have a sibling relationship" if you dont fuck off and leave me alone they are LITERALLY JUST FRIENDS why must everything be nuclear family tropes to you people. do you understand that found family does not mean any ships within that dynamic become incestuous? the entire point is that it is a Found Family which dynamics differ from a traditional familial dynamic!! I Am Going To Wring Your Neck.

better as friends - everyday i think about the ending credits of WAD and willow leading hunter down the hill... how cute would that have been as a friends scene... i wouldnt even have been mad if it was shiptease post canon w zero other shippy content

NO ONE GETS THEM BUT ME!!!! - ohhhhhuuuuhhhhhggggghhh... huntlow i ship you under such specific circumstances...... adult huntlow my dream..........!!!!!!!! LESBIAN BUTCH WILLOW FEMME TGIRL HUNTER HUNTLOW???? GAAAHHHHH

just make ocs atp - re: being ooc as shit in most content. someone please give hunter his anger issues swag back. also im just gonna tangentially complain that I Do Not Like Tboy Hunter. just... puts a hand on the fandom's shoulder. think about how that would work in canon for a minute. why would philip create a grimwalker meant to mimic his brother and then not give it an AMAB body. be so fucking for real right now. i dont wanna hear shit about "what if caleb trans" in a serious argument sense. no he is not it was the 1600s and they were already ostracized from gravesfield upon moving there and became witch hunters to fit in! his ass would have been lynched for being a witch bc "only witches have gender nonconforming properties" was a real and actual thing back then. BE SO FOR REAL!!!!! and i dont wanna hear shit about "well what if hormone changing potions" because ONE hunter has completely different physiology and we do not actually know how potions work on him and TWO are you seriously trying to tell me philip wouldnt scrap a grimwalker with a completely incorrect set of genitalia. ARE YOU REALLY TELLING ME THAT THE WHITE CIS PURITAN MAN -

its too popular - literally i have the tag blocked and its just allllll filtered posts in hunter or willow's tags all the way down

[violetjedisylveon]

Evelyn - Eda Raises Two Gods AU

Evelyn is a fourth generation werebeast hybrid, ~6.25% werebeast. She's a Phoenix werebeast!

Circe Clawthorne(biological Clawthorne) and Avis Clawthorne(married into, third generation werebeast hybrid) are her mothers. Wittebros had heart attacks learning she had two moms and no father.

She unfortunately had a very witch like intermediate form, so her shifts are much more different and she tends to stay in her intermediate form to make her shift into her giant Phoenix form easier.

She is a carpenter and a palisman maker. She made her own palisman, Indigo. Indigo is based on a nightjar.

Evelyn used to sneak into the human realm when she was younger, she saw people suffering and sought to help them, she avoided the witch hunters with her magic, and freed wrongly imprisoned people accused of witchcraft, some she got to safer places, others she brought to her realm where they would be safe.

She meet the wittebros while saving a supposed witch, they chased after her, and in the ensuing conflict between them, they broke the gravesfield portal door and stranded themselves in the Boiling Isles, and by being there, they outed Evelyn for sneaking into the human realm to her mothers.

The Clawthorne matriarchs allowed the wittebros to stay in their home while they and Evelyn worked on building a new portal for them to return to their home through.

They did know the bros were witch hunters, but it's kinda hard to kill the witches you live with when two out of three of them are werebeasts and could crush you.

Evelyn and Caleb had an enemies to friends dynamic at first, because they are a witch hunter and a witch, but during his time in the Isles and seeing there was more to the witches than what he was taught, he started softening up and his curiosity started getting the better of him.

Evelyn showed him how to make a palisman, boom, Flapjack is here now.

Evelyn started warming up to him, they started becoming closer, and Philip was disgusted by it, they weren't even romantic yet, they were just becoming friends. Brotherly schism happened, Philip left to find a way home on his own, he was disgusted by his brother's reliance on the witches.

Caleb was upset by his brother leaving, but he knew that they had both changed, and he had to let his brother take flight without him.

Evelyn and Caleb were getting even closer, Caleb had his bi awakening and had a lot of processing to do with that. And that polygamy is pretty common among witches, especially werebeasts.

Eventually, they fell in love, and then Evelyn was her husband's wingman(get it? Cause she's a bird lady) for flirting with the guy he liked. It worked :D

Everything was going well and fine, Evelyn was close to giving birth, the whole family was excited for the new family member, and then Philip came back.

You know how it goes from there, only Caleb did get to meet Esther (his kid) when she was first born.

Then you know, Philip committed fratricide, got himself cursed by Evelyn and Caleb's boyfriend, and had to live in hiding from the angry witches.

Evelyn lived into her two hundreds because of her werebeast heritage. She died in the 1800s.

Esther's descendants led to the Clawthorne sisters, carrying her mother's werebeast blood and her father's human blood, though the werebeast blood overpowers the human blood.

Evelyn did not go to the afterlife peacefully, and is currently haunting Philip with Caleb and the dead golden guards.

This has been sitting in my drafts since I first sketched it out in 2023, I haven't finished her phoenix form yet, but I will sometime.

[bootsy-owo]

it has been a long time since i posted but HEY IM STILL ALIVE Here is my first illu for the @wittecoupleweek for the theme "Birds" and i choose to use my AU concept with cool Caleb

(for context : witch and humains live somehow together or are at least trying and they started to have school exchange. Evelyn started this years in a humain school and caleb who is a bit the silly guy of the school while seeing her for the first time got a crush on her)

Evelyn is working to repear the mascott costume for Caleb, he asked her because he discovered she liked doing little crafty things and wanted to pass time with her but he feels too shy to ask her anything. (Evelyn even made a house for flapjack).

[waywardsunlight]

I like that Vee, Hunter, the Collector, and Luz, all have different Belos trauma from the ways he impacted their lives. Vee just wants nothing to do with him, she's entirely divorced herself from that part of her life and she's moved forward while still dealing with her trauma. When she fought Belos, she was only focused on saving Hunter, not on him because she doesn't give him any time. Hunter is always going to be stuck with Belos the most in his day-to-day life, he's got severe flashbacks and Belos killed his bird. So like, the absence of Flapjack, everything reminds Hunter of Belos. And Belos was the worst to him, because Hunter was somebody Belos cared about within direct hitting range. Hunter was angry and scared and sad but he directly got to confront and attempted to kill Belos himself because Belos forced him into that position. And Hunter loved him and Belos abused him for a long time so he's still sorting through his feelings.

The Collector kinda seems to recognize that trauma the least of any of them, they kinda don't seem to want to or can't think about it. It definitely hit them in WAD that Belos wasn't good but it's not directly addressed within the show how Belos treated them or how Belos was the only person they could talk to and how he got them to help him kill people and the Collector didn't actually understand that people were dying. That's... a lot. Luz's trauma from Belos mostly comes in her crushing guilt, he makes her feel bad and she starts losing herself and her spark. Luz gets back her hope and realizes that she wants to live and she's finally able to kill him. And she just stares him down as he tries to manipulate her and lets him suffer and it's. epic.

[lollytea]

Hello miss lolly! I've got a little huntlow headcanon I was hoping you might be able to help me flesh out. I don't think Hunter thinks of Willow as "cute"... at first. I think when he starts crushing on her, it's because of a lot of things: she's beautiful, she's strong, she's confident, she's kind, she's strong, did i mention she's strong? etc etc. "Cute", to him, is what flapjack and the other palismen are, what pretty pastel colors are, maybe the outfits that Willow wears, but not her herself. But! Willow IS cute! All her friends know it, even SHE knows it! So at some point, probably during their time in the human realm, Hunter absolutely HAS to see her doing something cute or dorky that makes him realize "oh, she's adorable." My question for you is: what is she doing that makes him realize that? P.S. If it wasn't completely obvious, I am a HUGE fan of you and your writing -- I love your fics and how you write huntlow! you're awesome!

Hi!! That's so lovely, thank you so much <33

I think one of the most adorkable things Willow canonically does is how she talks to plants. Like when she calls a flower "little friend" in her debut episode, or when she tearfully says goodbye to a tree in Escaping Expulsion. And of course, that scene in ftf where she gushes over grass and then gets all giggly when the illusion sprites cuddle her. Hunter was shown to go very soft for her during that part.

It's established that Willow tended to Camila's garden during their time in the Human Realm, with Hunter's assistance. I could see her fawning over each individual plant.

She gasps dramatically about how brightly the sunflowers shine and then drops to her knees, all like "Your majesty! Am I even worthy to be in your presence?" After that she whispers to Hunter that sunflowers are extremely vain and enjoy flattery, making him smirk.

She gets very silly around the plants. She likes to entertain them, so she puts on ridiculous voices when she speaks. She tells dumb cheesy jokes to the shrubs which only makes herself giggle madly until she has tears in her eyes.

Judging from that one scene in TTT, Willow has been growing dangerous bitey boiling isles plants during her time in the Human Realm. The ones with the teeth and a hunger for flesh. My headcanon is that Willow is very Steve Irwin-like when it comes to the monstrous plants. She finds them adorable. Absolute beauties. She coos over them like they're fluffy kittens.

Imagine her sitting in the garden with one of her most beloved monstrosities, tickling its petals and going "Who's the sweetest cutest prettiest plant in the world?? Is it you?? Is it youuuu~? As she cups its head in her hands and nuzzles it against her face. And because it adores her, it happily nuzzles back.

When Hunter sees her acting like a ridiculous little dork around her plants, the cuteness aggression makes him ACHE. She's too much.

[fisherpiers]

Hunter coming out to Luz as bi

OKAY here i am like over 6 months later LMAO

like whattt? im not dead?? i know, i know. my deepest apologies

i have already written him coming out in flapjacks with syrup so if you want more go read that too not to self promote agskgjjghh (i will be updating that soon just saying 👀)

but here’s some headcanons!

lemme see, theres so many ways for this to go. lets entertain just a couple tho lol

scenario #1

its july and luz is getting/making pride merch for everyone bc shes trying to make it a thing on the isles. at least a little holiday. perhaps a parade? itll be fun!

and she realizes she has no clue what hunters deal is. is he straight? aroace, maybe. that guy is married to his work.

shes trying to keep this pride thing a surprise so she asks him nonchalantly like “hey broooo i was just wondering. whats your sexuality. a friend wanted to know.”

and he bluescreens

“uh. i— i dont know, actually.”

he never really thought about it. hes always been too busy being attracted to them books lmao

he has to get back to her in two business days at least 😂😂😂

he basically spends those days spacing out and scaring his classmates by intensely staring at them.

hunter discovers that he generally feels the same about any gender. and he didnt really have a preference when imagining his future having a wife, husband, or partner. as long as they made him happy

and everyone was really pretty. hexside had quite a lot of cute witches and demons

but honestly, he still didn’t really find himself wanting to start a relationship with any of them (gee wonder why)

he chalks it up to the fact that he’s focusing on his studies and apprenticeship right now and has no time for romance

besides, if he had a partner, he’d have even less time to spend with luz his friends

he finds luz up in a tree behind the owl house, nose in a book. shes so focused on the story that she doesn’t even hear him approach

“LUZ!”

“WHA—“

she was so startled she fell put of the tree. hunter tried to catch her he really did but they both wound up crashing down to the ground in a heap

oof

luz shoved him off her, laughing “first you give me a heart attack and now you try to crush me? i thought we were friends now, hunter!”

“sorry, sorry,” he wheezed as he rolled over in the soft grass

luz went and retrieved her book from where she accidentally threw it, “so what did you need me for?”

“oh, i just wanted to tell you i think i figured out my sexuality now, like you asked,”

“thats okay. i didnt mean to presure you so you dont have t—”

he sat up, “im bisexual,”

liz gasped “OH SWEET, twinsies!”

she got matching bandanas for them. cowboy vibes lol

luz did successfully get the annual pride parade set up in the isles. hard to say no to her shes a force of nature and also kinda a celebrity now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

scenario #2

luz has just assumed he’s gay

bc they often talk about guys they think are cute. like if theyre at the mall food court (without the hexsquad) and see any hot guys they are thoroughly checking them out and giggling like school girls

its not something she can do with amity (obviously), vee or willow. plus, she trusts that hunter isnt about to go squealing to her girlfriend about her attraction to men she has no plans on pursuing

its a good bonding activity, okay. if you cant thirst over cute guys with your bestie are they really your bestie

alas, because of this, luz never reads too much into the moments they have together. hunter let a hug linger a little too long? he lets her eat off his fork? puts his arm around her on the couch? just friendly behavior. its not like he likes her or anything. bc hes gay right

anyway. theyre like, at a chinese restaurant picking up takeout for the gang and the cashier is just adorable. miss teen connecticut. the cutest girl ever. they both stutter their words and awkwardly fumble around while picking up this order. hunter almost dropped the food and luz signed her name as Liz Noda on the receipt

they get out of there and start laughing once they reach the car

“guess its bi disaster hour am i right?” hunter joked

luz laughed but then it hit her

“wait. you like girls?”

hunter looked at her confused, “yeah?”

“oh…” she trails off,

and hunter starts the car and drives off, not even giving the conversation a second thought

meanwhile luz is dead silent in the passenger seat like

she be rethinking everything agsjfjjhh

OKAY SECRET 3RD SCENARIO!

tboy!luz au :3

okay so luz is scared bc he’s finally worked out his gender. he’s a guy.

its what pushes him to break up with amity. its amicable at least

and so as luz moves on with his life, and starts falling for hunter, he’s scared hunter wont like him now bc he’s trans

and once hunter finds out about that, he’s putting a stop to it fast. like:

“dude. im bi. i dont care if youre a boy or a girl. youre luz. and i like luz.”

and they live happily ever after the end agajdjjg

[fandomsandflyingstingrays]

Some Hunter headcanons because I miss that boy every day of my life

First of all, the hill I will absolutely die on: he cries at the drop of a hat. He really tried to act stoic and strong as the Golden Guard, but as soon as he knew he was in an environment where people weren’t judging his performance, sixteen (Grimwalker) years of pent-up emotion came bursting to the surface and anything could bring him to tears. Sadness, happiness, fear, disgust— doesn’t matter, he’ll cry about it

He’s kind of obsessed with breakfast foods, and not just a palisman-name bit. While in the Human Realm he made it his mission to try every breakfast cereal he saw on the grocery store shelf, and beyond that, he loves it all: waffles, pancakes, French toast, regular toast, bagels, you name it

During his time living in the Human Realm, he took up birdwatching. Camila noted how attentive he was with Flapjack and gave him a book on birds in the area, and it really helped his anxiety to just go outside with some binoculars and try to pick out which birds were singing when he felt himself starting to spiral

He loves making his friends laugh. Because of this, he’s picked up the corniest sense of humor you can imagine— he uses knock knock jokes to cheer people up and has a pun for every situation. Props to his friends though because they all find him hilarious (except for Amity, but even she has a joke or two that gets her)

He got really intense crushes on a number of coven scouts as soon as he hit puberty and dealt with them by trying to be even more perfect than he already strove to be (this was the origin of the Golden Guard voice). He started acting like that around Willow when he realized the nature of his feelings for her, but it wasn’t long until he realized she genuinely liked him because of the person he was behind the mask and not in spite of it

In addition to his palisman carving gig, he has a job in the human realm as a dog walker. He finds it keeps him grounded, and he’s very good with animals so the dogs love him. He has a little fanny pack of treats that he brings whenever he goes through the portal

[fawnandcardinal]

Hello, darlings!

Yeah... It's been a while since I've been here.

In my defense, I'll say that I was getting used to studying in college. I don't know if this post will come to you or not, but if anything, I'll switch to another AU(Catelos)

Well, and now the text✨

Innocent AU/Owl House

The idea of this Au is quite extraordinary. Namely:

Belos was not going to commit mass genocide on the Boiling Islands and is not going to in the future. Why? Since childhood, he had known Caleb's future wife, Evelyn, and it was she who sheltered a certain good-naturedness to him.

Where did Evelyn come from and how hasn't she been hanged yet? Well. She pretended to be an ordinary village girl for a long time, and she herself was quickly able to adjust to the routine of that time in the human world. However, of course she couldn't hide her real origin all the time. And the first person to find out about it, of course, was Caleb. But because of the power of love, he did not reveal it. Then Phillip found out too. However, he didn't have time to be angry or condemn his brother.

Pitchforks were pointed at Evelyn and his brother. Although at Caleb for a slightly different reason. Pip, on the other hand, couldn't just leave his brother and went on the run with this couple. As a result, they got to the Boiling Isles with the help of a portal, the key of which was kept by Eve.

Although short-lived, the trio lived a relatively peaceful life in a small house far from the settlement of witches in the red fields. The residents of Wittebane could not win the affection and trust, and of course: so many of their own died when they tried to get in touch with people. That's why I had to go further away. During this time, Caleb managed to carve himself a rosary. And also, he and Eve began to have an open love, which made Phil disgusted. He didn't like such tenderness. But if Caleb is really happy here, he can put up with it. As you have already understood, they will not have a happy ending on this note. On the day Evelyn and Phillip went into the woods, the brothers quarreled and the eldest stayed to look after the house. The adventurers returned earlier than planned. Caleb's palisman, the Flapjack, flew up to them with a wounded eye. Naturally, they immediately went back home.

Upon his return, neither his brother nor his home was there. Only charred pieces of wood, and the remains of burned furniture.

It was a huge blow for both of them. How? For what? They would hardly have received an answer at the moment. Ivs coped with the loss the hardest. She didn't want to accept Caleb's death. However, the body found could not confirm the false hope. Both were never able to return to the old course, or forget about each other forever and live a new life. They made a promise to each other: at any cost to return what was taken from them and return with him to the human world. When it becomes most secure. So, working together under new nicknames and masked faces, they finally found a way to resurrect Caleb. Creating a Grimwalker. Even with the pitfalls, they were happy.

Other witches began to fear their crushing actions and the fact that during one skirmish one could be cursed. However, this led to an even more terrible result. The scroll that contained the creature in the human body broke out of control and claimed the lives of a dozen demons. And that's why Evelyn and Philip had to separate. The task became too dangerous, and the witch was still carrying a child under her heart. So, Phillip continued his great mission alone...

I think that's enough for now. And I apologize for my clumsy English. I don't know him well myself, and sometimes there are problems with the translator

[lampmanliveblogs]

Ah… that ain’t a daisy. And this time there’s no adolescent deity that’s gonna come save them from the tyrant’s corpse that so stubbornly refuses to just die already. And he’s got the vial too… AND there’s a stone arch right behind them that could make for a really cool portal… just saying.

Philip, you look like that cucumber I forgot my fridge for two months.

Called it.

And man, I was right, this looks so cool! The moonlit woods, the graves, the bridge leading to the island, the light from the portal! Chef’s kiss.

I watched just a few seconds further and it does seem like idea of the conversation echo continues, with Luz standing in for Evelynn. Philip is outraged, saying Caleb (played in this latest rendition by Hunter) ”stabbed him in the back,” betrayed him. 

After all, Caleb was supposed to ”slay the witch” not ”lay the witch,” so to say.

(you have no idea how long i’ve waited to make that joke)

If we continue on this line of thinking that this is reenacting the past, then this might be representative of how after killing Caleb and being confronted by Evelynn, Philip ran away or fled through a portal, to eventually return with a new evil plan. One that, from his twisted point of view, would do the ultimate good for the world and in the eyes of God; the extermination of all witches. After all… thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

It might even be that in some way, he thinks that by taking Caleb’s life, he’d spare him an eternity in hell as punishment for his unholy union with demon.

Anyway, in the present, former Emperor, current moldy loaf of bread is returning to the Demon Realm through this improvised portal.

So let’s recap: Hunter was haunted by visions of the monster that abused him since childhood (and indeed created him basically for that purpose), he got possessed by the aforementioned creepy maniac, was forced to fight his friends, got some of his flesh eaten away at, his best friend and palisman is dying, mortally wounded by his own hand, and he may be dying soon as well. To top it all off, Luz just outed Hunter as a grimwalker, a secret he was very keen on keeping for the time being, to his crush.

Must be Thursday. Never could get the hang of Thursdays.

I knew Hunter was gonna have a rough time this episode, but bloody hell’s bells asså.

Flapjack, mustering the last of his strength, gives what little life he has left so that Hunter may live. As the magic seeps into the unconscious youth, the brave little bird’s body begins to disintegrate, turning into brilliant golden pyreflies that rise upward into a clear and starry autumn sky.

There might be something to be said about how when Philip violently cracks open palismen to steal their magic essence to selfishly prolong his own existence, their bodies become grey wooden husks, whereas when Flapjack willingly gives up his life, his body instead turns into golden light.

[technikki]

YOU WERE RECOMMENDED TO ME 🗣️‼️‼️

DON HEADCANONS PLS? THANK YOU SM 💫

OHH HELL YEAH I LOVE THAT I AM SEEN AS A GOOD SOURCE FOR DON HCS. i love him soo much no youdont even UNDERSTAAAAND how many thoughts i have. about don <3

these might be a bit all over the place bc im just typing them as they come to me but thats okay <3 also this got long. to no ones surprise

autism+adhd KING. he can pick a topic he's passionate about and just ramble on for hours. he can't sit still to save his life and is always tapping his feet or fidgeting with his hands in some way. basically he's 'if i stop moving at any point i die' and he's everything. to me

he's got poor volume control too, and often talks really loud without realizing it (projection <3)

definitely has some anxiety, and gets startled pretty easily. this is mostly based off the light novel chapter where he does this, but ray has gotten used to don instinctively clinging to him like a lost puppy

the most physically affectionate person you will ever meet. the gracefield kids unanimously agree that he gives the best hugs

BISEXUAL TBOY SWAG !!!!!!!!!!!!!

emma had the honor of giving don his first haircut after coming out, which was re-cut by isabella very shortly after

post-timeskip he wears a little bunny patch that the younger kids made for him with gillian's help. he always wears it right over his heart <3

speaking of which, he absolutely adores bunnies because they remind him of conny. probably owns several articles of clothing with bunnies on them and an army of bunny plushies. he wears bunny slippers at night <3

before coming out, him and conny both wore their hair in pigtails

i like to think olivia was like a big sister figure to him much like susan was to the trio, the very few bits of olivia characterization we get in light novels just make me think they'd get along <3 ithink michelle had a similar relationship with gilda and maybe anna as well

him and emma are BEST FRIENDS their dynamic is so fun to think about. they spend their time doing wild and sometimes dangerous shit just for fun and also coming up with new creative ways to mess with ray

norman+don friendly rivalry is soo real to me even if don is probably more into it than norman. post-canon he WILL finally beat norman in tag if its the last thing he does

has had a crush on ray for basically forever. him and conny picked a bunch of flowers in the forest for him one time but don was too nervous to ever actually give them to him

his and conny's beds at gracefield were right next to each other and sometimes conny would get up and crawl into his bed when she got scared at night <3

WOLFPACK TRIO BESTEST TRIO EVER ithink they have sleepovers a lot. ayshe's dogs love him more than anyone besides ayshe herself, and they tend to just sort of. dogpile on him. he's completely okay with it

tbh i think he would just really love animals in general. bunnies are of course his favorite but he will befriend any creature he can get close enough to

at like 18/19 him, gilda, ray, norman, and emma all get matching little bunny tattoos. may or may not have stolen this idea from the main kids' flapjack tattoos in toh <3

[somefishycat]

WIP Wednesday 11/6/24 (I am still way behind but at least I wrote a little bit this week) sentences under cut.

marble wall 2 for @zyrafowe-sny @eriquin @allofthebeanz @kitten-kokomo @tamsinswriting

@kallisto-k @asha10100101010 @violet-prism-creatively

Hunter turns to her. “Thank you. And I think that right here is fine.” “You're sure?” Luz asks softly. “You're — you can be your own person.” Oh. So Luz must know, too. That makes sense. After driving Adrian Graye out of the school, Luz and Hunter told everyone what Belos was really planning. They said… they knew all of that because they got trapped in Belos's mindscape. Luz could have seen everything Gus did. (Maybe not everything. Not how he died. Not the memory of looming over Hunter, savoring his terror, and then a sudden jab and spray of blood and Flapjack screaming—) (Luz is wrong. Hunter can't be his own person, not anymore. Remember that he’s dead. Ha! Gus wishes he could forget.) Gus tunes back into the conversation around him. Everyone else seems to have more or less accepted that this is happening. “Can we leave now? I don't think I like being here,” Vee says. She eyes the stone with Belos's human name on it suspiciously.

And I wrote just a few sentences of marble wall 3 (that I'm probably not even going to keep in the final draft but I tried) for @lonesome-greenery @twyrewolf

“The first draft, yeah. He changed a lot before publishing…” She tells them all about it. About a writing competition and getting into a fight with King over a story. About King rewriting the whole book and letting fame go to his head and getting in trouble with his publisher. How they made up and escaped getting crushed (?!) and wrote a sequel—

[eternalwritess]

hello!! hope you are doing well! i’d like to request a romantic match up for The Owl House if that’s ok!

so, to start i am afab genderfluid,pansexual and polyamorous (my matchup doesn’t have to be polyamorus btw just to let you know) and i use all pronouns. my mbti type is ENTP.

i’m a rather chaotic and unpredictable individual, i can act a bit rowdy or unhinged at times, but i know when to be serious. i am pretty tall at 6 feet and one inch. my style of clothing is almost exclusively comfy clothes/ sleep clothes. i love wearing pajama pants, especially ones with cartoon characters on them. i usually look very disheveled at all times. i don’t care much for beauty standards or fashion.

i have episodes where i’m very sensitive and emotional, some would say it’s hard to talk to me sometimes because of my unpredictability. i am high functioning autistic and early onset schizophrenic, meaning i have a disconnect from reality and sometimes hallucinations or delusions, i’ve learned to handle it pretty well though.

i really like things other people consider creepy, like spiders or clowns, i find both to be delightful. i sleep a ton throughout the day, on average 11-12 hours a night. i like staying up late a lot. i care a lot about my friends and those close to me but to other people i may seem dismissive or disconnected. i may show appreciation or affection by a giving a gift or engaging in a lot of conversation or compliments. my room is extremely messy, i have a hard time staying organized and keeping my things clean. i either have tons of energy or i’m utterly exhausted, no in-between. i really like watching cartoons and playing games. i also enjoy drawing, mainly my favorite characters or just some characters of mine. i’m not very picky with who i surround myself with, i just don’t tolerate people that try to use me or put me down for their gain. i have a strong sense of justice, and i’m quick to defend myself or others. sometimes it hard for me to understand others and their actions,but i try the best i can to emphasize.

thank you! have a good day :3!

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♟ You two likely met after Hunter turned good and started defeating Belos with everyone, you were a little skeptical of him personally but fuck it, you trust Luz and decided that she wouldn't make a decision to actively harm you in anyway possible so you rolled with it still skeptical to some degree of him

♟ It wasn't until you two arrived to the human world when you really began to connect, Hunter was beginning to share Gus's interest in humans and you slowly began developing it too (well you just wanted out of the house)

♟ This caused the three of you to go on adventures all of the time, going anywhere and everywhere with each other and slowly warming up to each other. Every time you'd get unhinged Hunter would be slightly afraid of you but learned to look past it and see something beyond just that

♟ It wasn't long before you two became friends and he realized that he was falling hard for you. He tried hiding it but Luz and Willow are just too good at snuffing out his crushes, they ended up locking you two in the basement until he confessed which took a while to say the least.

♟ When he learned that you felt the same at first he didn't believe it, constantly shaking his head and saying how impossible it was that you'd like him out of everyone you could possibly have. But once he realized that you were serious about it returned into a living tomato and finally got out of the basement and ran away.

♟ It took you a while to get him back and calm him down

^ ̳. . . ̳^

♟ He gets really surprised and shocked when you give him a gift, he never really got gifts back at the emperors coven that weren't for practical use, so when you'd do that for him he'd start blushing and try and give you something back in return

♟ Flapjack wingmans him, don't question it

♟ He's an early riser, but when you sleep in he decides to do stuff for you like try and clean up your room a little or do your chores around the house, he'll also make you breakfast (or try to, as he ends up having to accept help from Willow and Amity to make something even remotely edible)

♟ He matches your energy and likes to go absolute batshit with you, he could never really do that in the emperors coven, he couldn't do most things that he does with you in the coven so he loves it a lot when he can and absolutely adores every side that you bring out of him

[stardustpinkart]

"Why cant I get her out of my head?"

Huntceda, Goldenlight, Huntluz, etc.

Luz is a girl that seems to effect peoples lives without even trying. Has a way of changing them and there point of view. And another way of doing it, effecting Hunter, could be devolping a crush on her.

The Bioling Isle as we see used to be a more open, happy place. Untill Belos came along with his stupid rules and laws. It created distrust, paranioa, classism, etc etc etc. Hang out with only the right people, act only a certain way. In the Emperors coven, they seem the worst. No one really seems to make friends, or, scared to, becuase some people you just cant trust so how do you know who to talk to? They will use it against you, stab you in the back and only care about climbing the social ladder, power and prestige. Examples of this are Kikimora, that plant lady and the illusionist guy. Some actually dont like the way things are though, like Darius and Steve, but, as said, who can you trust?

Handmaids is kinda like this too, saying what you really think of feel can get you in danger, your walking partner is even encouraged to tell on your for your own "good".

And if I remember right yeah Hunters got warped views on the world growing up in the Emeperors coven. People hruting you, lieing, trickery, is the norm? So he doesnet know any better.

Meeting Luz I think would be a big opener to how things can be diffrent. One way to take it, IF you wanted him to like her. He's never met anyone like her. Shes warm, shes caring, shes open, shes so DIFFERENT from the people in the coven. Its exiciting, its strange, even nervous.

And this could make him think about her all the time. Maybe a crush? It might be something that he thinks is love, might be something that passes. Love is not an instant or always first time only time thing.

I could see him wanting to keep her somehow, like Flapjack. Something, that gives him hope, brings him joy, just for him. Maybe in some cases try to bring her in to the coven like Lillith wanted to with Eda? To keep her close, make things "right" somehow she just needs to "change". But above all I like the idea of him wanting her for himself. If his Uncle knew...

So thats various ways I like to imagine this pairing. PS, I do like Lumity and Huntlow, the have great chemistry, but I also think you can like various things not just canon and its not dimissing other pairings. Purists really get my goat and spiol the fun, fandoms should be about enjoying not sticking to certain "rules".

[unquietspiritao3]

Putting this here so I’m not tempted to make it a canon part of The Obvious’verse. Bc I don’t think Noel and James would ever actually talk about their relationship publicly, but I had this idea and it’s cute and is also clearly gonna lead to James getting his hide tanned which is always a bonus.

Setting: Buzzcocks, series 30, episode 06; an alternate universe where Noel wasn’t sick and he and James are a known couple.

Starring: Greg, James, Noel, Daisy

Greg, turning to Noel’s team after the opening joke: James, you were on Buzzcocks before, and… is it true, this is where you met Noel? James: Yeah, it was here. Well, not here, obviously, that was a different studio, different channel, different host… um, Rob something, I think? Greg: We have a clip of it.

A video plays on the screen, Noel and James showing off their muscles, Noel pinching James’ bicep [below, 5m28s through 6m08s]

Daisy: Awww. But that was… you look really young there, James. You guys haven’t been together that long, have you? Noel: No, that was about four years before we got together Daisy: How did you reconnect? James: Oh, we had a very kinky threesome with a mutual friend. Noel and Greg collapse into laughter. So does everyone else, but those two seem especially affected. Greg, wiping his eyes as the laughter starts to die down: Why do I believe that? James: Well, you should, Greg, seeing as you were the friend. More laughter. Noel is practically falling off his chair. Daisy: Oooh, sexy. Was this before you did Bake Off, James? Noel, trying to control himself and rescue the situation: It- no, that’s actually how we reconnected, James did Bake Off. James: Yeah, I actually, uh, part of the reason I went on Bake Off was because I had a crush on Noel from doing this show. Audience and everyone: Awwwww! James: And then I had a mental breakdown over a tray of flapjacks, so. Didn’t really put me in my best light Greg: It’s a good way to start a relationship, though. Throw all your shit on the table, early doors, see if they run away. Noel obviously didn’t, so that’s good. James: That’s because I’m holding him hostage, Greg. You should… you should probably call the police. Noel, leaning as far away from James as he can while staying in his seat, stage whispering: Helllp meeeee.

[iisaki21y]

𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭

warnings - spoilers characters - hunter and willow ( huntlow fanfic ) genre - fluff, and angst i came up with this last night and i thought this was an amazing yet sad scenario, so i decided to drop it down and see what my mind can come up with, it takes place in season 3 episode 1

as flapjack was trying to get hunter under control from a remnant of belos, it seemed whatever possessed hunter was even more annoyed by the bird's attempts so as flapjack was pecking at one of Belo's antlers, the possessed hunter grabbed him and began to speak

"That's right, you wouldn't want me harming your precious palismen, would you? but then again" he turned to look at the group "I don't care what you want " with that being said, flapjack was now fatally injured by Belos beyond repair but before Belos could do any more damage Willow sent an attack towards Belos clutching Flapjack with gentle care and handing it to luz

currently, the ones who were standing in front of each other were Belos and Willow, regardless, Willow was not scared, she stood her ground attempting to protect her friends regardless Emperor Belos found this amusing and wanted nothing more than to end the one person that got in his way- no got in the middle of making his nephew fall in love with someone like her. " you are the one my nephew seems to really care about, how amusing "

Willow kept her guard up and not looking away from him, she loved Hunter more than he could ever know so that's why she couldn't hurt him. why would she? he was someone amazing and worth a bunch of talents in the academy, and she wanted to be by his side but the plan she had might cause an altercation in the future, but it was a happy thought. her bee palismen tried to fly to her side despite Willow holding up a hand declaring she didn't need her palismen to help her. "Willow? " Luz said with shaking breath and tears still streaming down her face, flapjack also noticed and tried to hold up its head to look at Willow. however, the palismen was too weak to do so, Willow turned her head to look at them slightly but only smiled as tears dripped down her face. she used her magic to make her appear in front of the possessed hunter and hugged him

Hunter was trying to fight from the inside and eventually got through and looked at Willow, scared but also tearing up "Willow! What are you doing?! " he stated looking down at the girl that was holding him "You'll get yourself killed if you do that! ", however, willow didn't care and only hugged him "Hunter, I love you and I want to help you as much as you help me please, let me - " however before she could say anything else, a sharp pain began to appear in willows chest, Belos had landed a fatal below directly into Willow's heart and was giggling

" you should never let your guard down in front of a strong emperor little miss half a witch " Belos spoke and pulled the fatal blow out of Willow's heart and watched her body fall to the floor. everyone was panicking and screaming, Gus was upset that his best friend now was close to dying and there was nothing he could do, he was frozen in place, scared.

Hunter saw everything and how Willow's body fell to the floor not moving an inch, there was no pulse that he could see. he was scared and most importantly heartbroken, his crush was now dead. dead in front of him, and there was nothing he could do. he was trapped and scared. however, before Belos could do any more damage. willow whispered something and hunter could only mutter a few words "

" 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐭 "