#FAINTTTT

[ratatatastic]

i did not have ekky referring to sasha AND maffhew as two of the best players in the world on my bingo card but boy i should've at this point

"incredible goaltending" bobby your dman is flirting with you again

vegas golden knights @ florida panthers postgame interview | 10.19.24 (x)

my how far we've come... maffhew...

[lovinggreeniehours]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD

[urcrowley]

giggling abt keigo despite him being on the verge of death!!!!

(aka me dumping screenshots from the new episode HAHAH)

hi guys, here i am again....... THIS IS VERY LONG BY THE WAY

HES SO CUTE I FEEL LIKE IM GONANG FAINTTTT YWUEMUA

I just cehcked my heart monitor on my watch, MY HEART IS BEATING SO FAST IM NOT EVEN SHITIGN YOU

:(( THE WAY HE HE HE WARNS TOKOYAMEHFUJIA

UGGHHHH

THEY MAKE ME SICKKKKKKK GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

gosh hes so

hes the man of my dreams even if i already found the love of my life irl (ily wifey)

ME EVERYDAY

his eyes

guys i love his eyes so much, theyre so pretty and precious

i jus wanna comfort him and cherish him my goshhhhh

NOT HAWKS BUT HAHAHAHAHAH I GIGGLED

but i also feel bad,,,, but i did giggle (i laughed for 30 mins, i had to take laps before i could continue the ep)

HE LOOKS SO CUTE

i loce him so mcuh, i need to write an essay abt him i swea

HES SO COOOLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAJHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ok im done, expect an essay abt this bird from me later

[koreandragon]

stalked the cute tourist guide's insta and found out he follows a bunch of kpop groups plus ji chang wook and lee dong wook i'm about to faintttt

[borathae]

Holly molly oh gosh i’m gonna faintttt Sibibaby i binge read all the chapters last night and i’m sleepless as fuck but i’m sooooooooo happy and excited and warm and angry and anxious??? At the same time???

Geez my comments will be so messy because i’m going to talk about aaaalll the chapters i’m so sorry for this hehe

1-Their reunion 🥺🥺🥺 please i love yoongi boongie so much oh gosh he’s so caring and loyal and lovable and all the thing i want in a boyfriend 💜

2- Tae…oh tae tae tae i love u boy but not right now 🥲 sorry… i mean i love their polly relationships you know but sex with strangers? Making out with strangers in front of your mate? Just no. Sorry Taehyungie :(

3- Umm excuse me but is it weird that I literally panted and goes like ‘helll yeah!!!’ when Yoongi rip that Fringella bitch’s hand?? We love the protective creator boyfriend 🥺🥺💜

4- Okay when they met up with werewolves Yoongi said something like ‘i had my woman in my arms’ and I LITERALLY melted 🥺🥺 His woman 🥺🥺💜

5- I love it when Yoongi Boongie is a little possessive over oc 🥺 don’t judge me 🥲

6- When Jimin force fed his blood 🤬 I just started to feel soft towards to Jimin and then BAM! He fucking did this! And you know when oc felt sick because of Jimin’s blood i was like ‘ i want Yoongi 🥺’ and then he came and i felt safe again 🥺🥺

7- He was so fucking cute during their little lunch date! When he said the tree’s name all cute and waiting for her praise 🥺🥺 I like his mentality like ‘i like Jungkook too and i care for him too but you are my mate and the one in my life and i fucking cherish and protect you’ Oc you lucky girl *sighs* (i mean he didn’t say that exactly but i feel that his emotions towards oc is a little different from what he feels for others)

8- And Jungkoookkk!! Omg i feel so happy that they talk and officially become a couple gosh i was waiting for this 💜💜🥺 (mmm girlie? He unhinged his jaw just because he wants to swallow her entire boobie?? Excuse me?? Why so hot?? 🥵)

9- ohh and i almost forget that he cried when oc got lost in Paris :(( don’t cry Yoongi Boongie oh gosh he is so afraid to show his emotions freely but he literally cried when oc found him in front of the bar 🥺🥺 i’m gonna cry too noo

Omg Sibibaby i’m so happy to catch up!!!! MV is a masterpiece perioddd 💜💜

FJAJFJAJ YESS AAAH JFAJDFJ

NO BUT I AGREE WITH YOU SO FUCKING HARD OMFMG MIN YOONGI IS THE BLUEPRINT 😭😭

FJADSJFA this situation was so messy fajdsjf honestly Tae really didn't act like the greatest when he did that 😩

bruh same JFASDF SO FUCKING SAME FAJDSFJ this shit is so hot ajfjd like if an irl!man would do that "for me" I'd call the police, but vampire!yoongi doing that? brUHAFHD YES FANDFNA OMFG

afjadsfah that part afjadsjfja thisf ajdsfja I didn't think that "my woman" would have such a great impact on all of us and yet here we are afndsfn

SAME BRUH same 😩😩

I feel the same!! I really enjoyed their interactions beforehand and I was all rooting for them and then Jimin pulled that stunt and I just wanted to fight him🥴

I agree! I agree so fucking hard! This is the only truth :( OC will always be his one true mate and that thought just breAKS ME 😭 also the tree part ripped me apart he is sO CUTE AFJDJF

OKAY BUT I DIDN'T think that people would like the jaw unhinging part so much hahaha I cackled like crazy when I wrote it becuase it's so stupid but I love that you guys are into it fjadjf 😏

THIS THIS THIS!! THANK YOU omfg I knew I could count on you to be all like "oh soft boi cried" HAHAHA we are sharing one braincell again fajdsf he is smitten for her it's crazy 🥺🥺

I missed seeing your name in my inbox, my love hehe I'm glad that you're back and that life is treating you better again 💜💜

[freckledjoes]

hiii! omg the new photoshoot?? 😍 i’m gonna faintttt💖🥹 i love him sm, only if the man knew what he’s doing to me and my heart💕😩

He is too hot for his own good, it’s maddening! I love how everything just suits him.

Secretly am wondering if you’re talking about Keery or Quinn but I’m assuming Keery cause I haven’t had/taken the time to post any of Joseph 🫢

[restinpeacesensei]

@crazy-grrrl-on-the-computer

#HELLO SWEET PRECIOUS PEARL!!! <3 #as much as it is difficult to choose between the characters who have collectively brought so much joy #I had to vote for Akoya the last time this post crossed my dash #after the hand he was dealt he deserves to conquer at least this one thing!! and looking at that smile how can you not root for him!! #the way his hair sweeps out around him as he leans forward to wave at his adoring fans~ his eyes sparkling with delight~ #he is so happy to be here and I'm happy to be in his presence once again too! <3 #that soft warm light creating glowing highlights in his hair? just a small taste of how brightly he lights up a room the moment he enters #ALSO THE FLOWERS AND SIGNATURE ARE SUCH A GOOD TOUCH!! I can completely imagine him autographing his photo for his fans >v<

CLOEEEEEEEE OMGGGGGG YOUR TAGS ARE SO WARM AND WELCOMING!!!!! \;;///////;;/ it feels like being welcomed home and immediately being caught up in a warm and loving embrace waaaa!!! /)///////(\💕💕 you are so sweet to call him sweet precious pearl omgggg thank you for giving him such a precious and perfect name, you are a treasure!!! ;;;//////;;;💕💕💕 (OUGH I KNOW RIGHT i wish they weren't in competition and yet i... i HAVE to support akoya hakjvsghg)

AKOYA IS VERY TOUCHED YOU VOTED FOR HIM!!! \;;//////;;/ it's a deep honor bc i know you care deeply about ryuu too!! T/////T i love how you say he deserves to conquer at least this one thing omg that's such a fitting way to put it!! ;;/////;; thank you so much for rooting for him after everything he's been through waaa!! \>////</💕💕 i love how you describe his hair sweeping around him as he leans forward to wave at his adoring fans, im so happy you know who he is waving at!! \;;w;;/ he is absolutely delighted to have you here!! \>/////</ THE SPARKLES IN HIS EYES ARE FROM BEING IN YOUR PRESENCE TOO!!! \;;W;;/

OGVSHGS I WAS SO HAPPY ALREADY you noticed the glowing highlights in his hair and described them so beautifully BUT THEN YOU SOMEHOW MADE IT EVEN MORE INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL AND FLATTERING!!!! ;;//////;; saying this is just a taste of how much he lights up the room as soon as he enters!! >/////< THIS IS,, THIS IS---the little akoyas in my heart are going to faintttt from happiness they are running and bouncing around all ajitter from how overwhelmingly precious and sweet this is!!!! /)///////(\💕💕💘

ALSO I AM SO HAPPY YOU NOTICED AND LIKE THE FLOWERS AND SIGNATURE!!!! ;;W;; i love how you pictured this as an autographed photo, that's totally what i imagined it as!! i tried to make it a fittingly akoya signature!! ;;w;; he would definitely sign an autograph for you!! \>/////</💕💕 all of his fans are precious pearls, akoya treasures every one of you!!! \;;W;;/💖💖💖

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Hmm. I am feeling... Unwell.

[waitingonher]

ok i listened to your advice and IT WENT SO WELL. i didn't get TAN tan but i can def see a faintttt tan line!! im so happy im gonna keep this up

thank you bless up !

TANNING TIPS 101 😼😼😼

first of all thank you so much for responding to my request that was so thoughtful and i think the matchup was honestly very accurate !!! the part about the initials had me giggling pleaseeeee 🤭🤭🤭

okay so if you’ve never really tanned before i would say start in any uv close to 5 or just like a lower uv with sunscreen for like 10-20 minutes front and back and then gradually once you get sort of a base tan start going out in higher uv if that’s available to you where you live and then if you feel like you’re not getting burnt easily and stuff maybe introduce a tanning oil after sunscreen!!! (i use the hawaiian tropic dark tanning one but you can use whichever you like)

also personally i use spray spf on my scalp because sunburns there hurtt 😭😭

and i think that’s all i have for you!!! could i please be 🏖️ anon if that’s not taken? if it is u can choose whichever you like!!

NONNIEEEEEEE YOU ARE TOOOOO NICE TO ME!! your words mean so much to me! i'm glad you liked it!

ok ok ok that sounds like a plan! i've heard a lot of good things about that tanning oil! i might just have to go out and buy it 👀

SCALP SUNBURNS??? why have i never considered that that could even happen bye... sounds painful

thank you so much for your tips nonnie! very helpful! hopefully i can do it sometime this week :D i'll update you! and of course you can be 🏖️ anon!

[versacethotty]

[cinefairy]

omfg im gonna faintttt u followed me and I’ve been INLOVEE W U AND UR ACCOUNT SINCE I FOUND IT NOT TOO LONG AGO i hope ur doing sooo well !! <3 😭🧸🎀 - blushydior

OMGGGG I LOVE UR BLOG

[fxcesofhxll]

❓ for Crowlet, ❓ for Almimzy

Send ❓  and my muse will answer all questions honestly.

Does my muse trust yours? I have my off days but otherwise, yup!

Does my muse dislike yours? Not at all!

Would my muse kill someone for yours? Lol

Would my muse kill your muse? Probably! I think he'd be a sexy dead person.

Would my muse save yours? If he needed it, yeah. Buuuuuut he probably won't.

Does my muse find your muse attractive? nO DUH, I let him *** ** ** because I think he's uGlY ((Velvet pls. People don't understand sarcasm ))

Is my muse disgusted by yours? Uhhhhh... Far from it

would my muse go on a date with your muse? ... I-If he wants to ...! 👉👈 ((... Y'all are married.))

would my muse kiss yours? Nooooooooonstop!

would my muse betray yours? That's too cliche.

my muse’s favorite thing about yours is ____. His dark, violent, and corrupted personality <3 I could faintttt~

the thing my muse dislikes about yours is_____. *Blink* ............ He's too tall to kiss but too short for a titjob. I gotta bend down some and it could be uncomfy.

Does my muse trust yours? I do!

Does my muse dislike yours? Sometimes I wanna push him off a chiff but catch him after. ((Translation: No, but he's capable of irritating her ))

Would my muse kill someone for yours? Most likely but he'd probably beat me to it!

Would my muse kill your muse? No, I can't say I could.

Would my muse save yours? Absolutely!

Does my muse find your muse attractive? One of the most attractive men I've laid my eyes on~

Is my muse disgusted by yours? Oh I'm sure I could be much worse.

would my muse go on a date with your muse? Every weekend if I could~

would my muse kiss yours? Already have, and I definitely will.

would my muse betray yours? Nah, there's too much respect there.

my muse’s favorite thing about yours is ____. His energy and humor! (Yes, I listed two, cry about it).

the thing my muse dislikes about yours is_____. How stupid he can be.

[meefys]

(´∀｀•)

[goldenroutledge]

OMG STAWP THIS IS SO CUTE IM GONNA FAINTTTT

the dialogue- *chefs kiss*

AND HIM BOWINGGG UGH!! it made me giggle because that’s such a jj thing to do 😭🥰🥰🥰

going on a late night drive with jj

♡˳·˖ jj takes you on a late night drive

When John B was asleep, it was relatively easy to steal from him. Your boyfriend proved this point eloquently by taking the Twinkie for an after-hours ride while JB lay in deep slumber beside the dying golden embers of a makeshift fire. Sarah was curled up in his arms.

“Baby, get up, let’s go,” JJ whispered, poking your side. Your eyelids fluttered open and you rolled inelegantly out of the hammock, JJ's arms wrapping around your stomach to stop you smacking your face on the earth. "Where we goin', JJ?" You mumbled contentedly. Your boyfriend simply took your hand in his and dragged you to the Twinkie that lay desolate in front of the Chateau.

He opened the passenger seat door for you, bowing absurdly.

"And they say chivalry is dead," you snorted, diving into the passenger seat. JJ followed swiftly on the other side, twisting the key in the ignition. The Twinkie roared to life.

You peeled off into the night. Minutes in, JJ unsurprisingly produced a joint from his front pocket, wiggling his fingers in a jazz-hands-esque motion and snickering.

"You are incorrigible," you rolled your eyes, but couldn't wipe the gentle fond expression off your face.

"Ah, it's just a little fun, baby," he said, taking his hands off the wheel and attempting to light it with easy familiarity.

Instinctively, you leant over and took the wheel in your hands, making sure John B's beloved Twinkie didn't meet its demise because JJ wanted to get high. Blunt between his lips, he cracked a window and let the resulting smoke drift out on the ocean breeze.

"Here," he said, offering it to you gaily. You laughed and took it between your fingers, taking a drag and expelling the smoke, pressing your head back against the headrest. JJ's eyes were on you appreciatively.

"Like what you see?" You said brazenly.

"Oh, c'mon. You can't expect to just sit there, smoking weed, smoking hot, without me looking."

You broke into a coy smile, then leant over. JJ and you exchanged lazy kisses, miraculously avoiding any kind of accident, until you pulled away and took the slowly burning joint out of his fingers.

"Wow, seducing me for drugs! Classy," JJ accused, a glint of pleasure and good humour evident in his pristine blue eyes. You shrugged.

"I like to keep you on your toes."

The pair of you fell into a gentle rhythm. You took turns taking the joint, laughing giddily when you caught his eye. The ocean air beat your face with potency, your hair became voluminous and windswept. JJ had one hand commandeering the wheel and the other tapping mindlessly on your thigh. This was interrupted only by the trading of soft smiley kisses.

You must have been driving for hours, in circles and backroads, but mostly by the coast to hear the gentle lapping of water on the shore. The moon shone below onto the ocean, reflecting its sheen in such a way that the waves appeared as undulating liquid silver.

You looked fondly at the boy in the driver’s seat. He noticed, and smiled at you. You smiled at him. The moon greeted you both as you drove into the night.

[sonitavalentine]

I faintttt

Ok but THAT COCKY ASS SHIT EATING GRIN HES WEARING looks good on you my boy my gyoza plz continue