#im gonna faintttt

[ratatatastic]

i did not have ekky referring to sasha AND maffhew as two of the best players in the world on my bingo card but boy i should've at this point

"incredible goaltending" bobby your dman is flirting with you again

vegas golden knights @ florida panthers postgame interview | 10.19.24 (x)

my how far we've come... maffhew...

[lovinggreeniehours]

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD

[waitingonher]

ok i listened to your advice and IT WENT SO WELL. i didn't get TAN tan but i can def see a faintttt tan line!! im so happy im gonna keep this up

thank you bless up !

TANNING TIPS 101 😼😼😼

first of all thank you so much for responding to my request that was so thoughtful and i think the matchup was honestly very accurate !!! the part about the initials had me giggling pleaseeeee 🤭🤭🤭

okay so if you’ve never really tanned before i would say start in any uv close to 5 or just like a lower uv with sunscreen for like 10-20 minutes front and back and then gradually once you get sort of a base tan start going out in higher uv if that’s available to you where you live and then if you feel like you’re not getting burnt easily and stuff maybe introduce a tanning oil after sunscreen!!! (i use the hawaiian tropic dark tanning one but you can use whichever you like)

also personally i use spray spf on my scalp because sunburns there hurtt 😭😭

and i think that’s all i have for you!!! could i please be 🏖️ anon if that’s not taken? if it is u can choose whichever you like!!

NONNIEEEEEEE YOU ARE TOOOOO NICE TO ME!! your words mean so much to me! i'm glad you liked it!

ok ok ok that sounds like a plan! i've heard a lot of good things about that tanning oil! i might just have to go out and buy it 👀

SCALP SUNBURNS??? why have i never considered that that could even happen bye... sounds painful

thank you so much for your tips nonnie! very helpful! hopefully i can do it sometime this week :D i'll update you! and of course you can be 🏖️ anon!

[versacethotty]

[cinefairy]

omfg im gonna faintttt u followed me and I’ve been INLOVEE W U AND UR ACCOUNT SINCE I FOUND IT NOT TOO LONG AGO i hope ur doing sooo well !! <3 😭🧸🎀 - blushydior

OMGGGG I LOVE UR BLOG

[meefys]

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[goldenroutledge]

OMG STAWP THIS IS SO CUTE IM GONNA FAINTTTT

the dialogue- *chefs kiss*

AND HIM BOWINGGG UGH!! it made me giggle because that’s such a jj thing to do 😭🥰🥰🥰

going on a late night drive with jj

♡˳·˖ jj takes you on a late night drive

When John B was asleep, it was relatively easy to steal from him. Your boyfriend proved this point eloquently by taking the Twinkie for an after-hours ride while JB lay in deep slumber beside the dying golden embers of a makeshift fire. Sarah was curled up in his arms.

“Baby, get up, let’s go,” JJ whispered, poking your side. Your eyelids fluttered open and you rolled inelegantly out of the hammock, JJ's arms wrapping around your stomach to stop you smacking your face on the earth. "Where we goin', JJ?" You mumbled contentedly. Your boyfriend simply took your hand in his and dragged you to the Twinkie that lay desolate in front of the Chateau.

He opened the passenger seat door for you, bowing absurdly.

"And they say chivalry is dead," you snorted, diving into the passenger seat. JJ followed swiftly on the other side, twisting the key in the ignition. The Twinkie roared to life.

You peeled off into the night. Minutes in, JJ unsurprisingly produced a joint from his front pocket, wiggling his fingers in a jazz-hands-esque motion and snickering.

"You are incorrigible," you rolled your eyes, but couldn't wipe the gentle fond expression off your face.

"Ah, it's just a little fun, baby," he said, taking his hands off the wheel and attempting to light it with easy familiarity.

Instinctively, you leant over and took the wheel in your hands, making sure John B's beloved Twinkie didn't meet its demise because JJ wanted to get high. Blunt between his lips, he cracked a window and let the resulting smoke drift out on the ocean breeze.

"Here," he said, offering it to you gaily. You laughed and took it between your fingers, taking a drag and expelling the smoke, pressing your head back against the headrest. JJ's eyes were on you appreciatively.

"Like what you see?" You said brazenly.

"Oh, c'mon. You can't expect to just sit there, smoking weed, smoking hot, without me looking."

You broke into a coy smile, then leant over. JJ and you exchanged lazy kisses, miraculously avoiding any kind of accident, until you pulled away and took the slowly burning joint out of his fingers.

"Wow, seducing me for drugs! Classy," JJ accused, a glint of pleasure and good humour evident in his pristine blue eyes. You shrugged.

"I like to keep you on your toes."

The pair of you fell into a gentle rhythm. You took turns taking the joint, laughing giddily when you caught his eye. The ocean air beat your face with potency, your hair became voluminous and windswept. JJ had one hand commandeering the wheel and the other tapping mindlessly on your thigh. This was interrupted only by the trading of soft smiley kisses.

You must have been driving for hours, in circles and backroads, but mostly by the coast to hear the gentle lapping of water on the shore. The moon shone below onto the ocean, reflecting its sheen in such a way that the waves appeared as undulating liquid silver.

You looked fondly at the boy in the driver’s seat. He noticed, and smiled at you. You smiled at him. The moon greeted you both as you drove into the night.