#Experienced rp

[gbnenji]

Looking For South Park Roleplayers!!

am a male minor but I am above the age of 15.

I'd only like to roleplay with people 15+, I just find it a bit off putting for anyone under that age.

I am specifically looking for someone who's into South Park and knows the lore(or at least a lot of it). I do romance mixed with angst. My ships include Style(Stan and Kyle), Bunny(Butters and Kenny), Kenjorine(Kenny and Marjorine), and Creek(Craig and Tweek). They are obviously aged up, at least 17-19!!! For those who don't just want a simple romance roleplay, I have plenty of AUs or scenarios we could discuss on or try out. I would like to add that I only do canon character(CC x CC), but if you truly want to use your OC, then we can discuss. If you like the idea, we can discuss more.

I'm looking for someone who can be literate and roleplay with more than maybe 8-10 lines? By paragraph, I'd go by at least 2 paragraphs, the minimum of each having 4-5 sentences. As I am experienced myself, it would be good if you were aswell. I don't need you to know every single detail of roleplaying, just that you know how to start, keep the plot going, etc. My last requirement would be to reply quick? To explain, please don't reply one day then disappear for the next week. If you are uninterested after we begin, please unfriend or block me. If you are having personal things going on, please let me know before hand(you don't have to go into full detail, just let me know that you won't be able to reply).

School will be a problem for me to reply quickly in about 2 months after me posting this. I also live in California, so I am in PST(so you know when my latest hours are and your expectations aren't high when you realize it's maybe 4am where I am). Lastly, I really want this to be a long term roleplay.

You can reach out to me here:

Discord: nxk_xx

Instagram: nxkk_x

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

[lasnevadaslaborunion]

I'm not going to harp much on That Guy or his defenders, because it won't accomplish much, and rage bait is the only thing keeping him relevant in the year 2025.

But I can't help but laugh at the assertion that 20 and 16 isn't that significant of a difference in age or power, because what that tells me (setting aside the possibility of, hm... let's say, lying with nefarious intent) is that either A) you don't really talk to many people outside your age bracket, or B) you are so socially and emotionally stunted that of course you wouldn't perceive a difference, because those children genuinely are more mature than you are.

[qtubbo]

honestly I should just make a post about the effects of perma egg death from my experience with Pip at this point, I have very strong opinions on how this was handled on qsmp.

[new-neanias]

when I moved to vermont I expected it to not still be 80° at the end of october. when does it get cold?

[asksprunkiestsimon]

huh... I wonder... *hands simon some super cold dippin dots ice cream*

[ Instantly suctioned into his mouth. Hand and cup and all. Like a Sprunki hoover ] [ This is awesome this is awesome this is awesome this is the best day ever he doesn't think anything could possibly ruin it this is the best day of his life this is ] [ Wait.. ] [ ..Wait a second.. ] [ Whats that odd feeling in his the back of his brain.. why does it feel like ] [ Feel like thEROH GOD OH MY GOD OH THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF KNIVES IN HIS SKULL STABBING INTO HIS BRAIN OH FUCK THIS HURTS THIS HURTS SO BAD OH HOLY SHIT ]

[ HE'S SPARKING LIKE CRAZY, ANTENNAE HAVING A MASSIVE LIGHTSHOW, FUR FUZZING UP WILDLY, THE SOUND OF ELECTRIC CURRENTS BOUNCING AROUND HIS BODY IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN BE HEARD ]

[ Alongside his yelling too, of course ]

" AAAAAAAAAAAAH OH HOLY SHIT TECHY WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME " " WHAT DID YOU DO " " MY SKULL IS ON FIRE " " AAAAAAAAAAAAA "

[nan0-sp1der]

We're supposed to eat 10,000 calories a day???

@spiritarachnid

10,333, Gwen. The numbers do matter. Though, of course, as with all things, that is merely a number based off the dietary data of an innumerable population of other spider-folk. It goes without saying that that rate of caloric intake may not be optimal for some, be it because the number is too low or too high for their rate of physical activity and biological processes. In this case, if we would like to know what your precise caloric intake should be, we would use one of the following formulas: - AFAB - BMR = 655 + (9.6 × body weight in kg) + (1.8 × body height in cm) - (4.7 × age in years) - AMAB - 66 + (13.7 × weight in kg) + (5 × height in cm) - (6.8 × age in years) It should be noted that these formulas rely on biological factors, and as such concern the biological sex. If you are in a situation where you are either transitioned, or are in the process of transitioning, it is suggested that you use both formulas and find the mean value of the two. This, or seek professional advice from a medical professional who is versed in the realm of transgender health care and dietary practice. Pardon the lecture. I do hope that does grant you some clarity.

[bloomerism]

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“You’ve changed.”

       “You haven’t.”

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Finally made a post for my bby Circina and her evil twin Cyrus <3 i can’t believe he immediately became the most hated NPC by everyone else at the table

natalie diaz, a brother named gethsemane // chen chen, nature poem // charli xcx, apple // fleur jaeggy, agnes // alan stephens foster, detail from the fall // madds buckley, my love is sick // jandy nelson, i’ll give you the sun // evelyn evelyn, evelyn evelyn // @heavensghost​ (2023) // dean gioia, return (2020) // the crane wives, curses // samantha shannon, a day of fallen night // leonard cohen, famous blue raincoat // nathaniel orion, in the field

[ash-muses]

(OOC) Thanks for sending this in, Ghosts! <3 I love this prompt for them and I think it's really sweet. I hope you enjoy! :D ♡ Nonsexual Acts of Intimacy ♡ Starter for @ghostsandmirrors

Loki had gone to visit Bucky again for the umpteenth time. After the winter soldier had saved the God from succumbing to fatal wounds in the snowfall of Russia, he had grown rather fond of the mortal, eventually staying in the cabin together. With the passage of time and the winter season came new experiences for the trickster; hot chocolate by the fire, snowmen and snowballs, desserts and Christmas movies. The cool air came creeping in through cracks and hollows of the home, icy breath gripping the village tightly as the tides of winter wracked its inhabitants.

Yet, lying undisturbed in the stillness, Loki was enveloped in Bucky's arms. His legs were stretched out and half tangled with the soldier's, lips pressed lightly against his shoulder as he slept soundly. Gentle breathing filled the room, providing a sense of solace within the early morning hours while remnants of the previous night gradually evaporated. Soon, the God stirred from his slumber, blinking away blurry shapes until Bucky's features — softened with sleep — came into focus.

It wasn't long before memories from the night before began to resurface. They had curled up with one another, low whispers into the stillness of the night until sleep had finally overcome them. A ghost of a smile tugged at the corners of his lips as he took in the soldier's countenance, from the way his stubble shadowed his features to the long, errant chestnut strands that pooled across the pillow. Shifting slightly, careful not to wake Bucky, the trickster pressed his lips against his chin in a feather-light kiss.

[sentient-kryptonite]

Hey, sunshine. How are you?

@anonymous-bastard

I'm alright! I did accidentally make a bit of kryptonine emerge from the ground because I did not know I could do that.

BUT IT WAS REALLY COOL!

[crownedinmarigolds]

If Noa could break out into a cold sweat, she would have, looking over the blank template Nythanel had provided to her. They were each others' soulmates, the greatest of friends, but they weren't each others' lovers. That role would have to be filled by someone else, but who? Noa didn't think her standards were so ridiculously unachievable... but considering her extremely lacking record, perhaps they were. Her pen scribbled on the card stock as she thought about her answers. Nyth was going to distribute it amongst the local populace - a meme? A bingo game? - and they would see which fish would take the bite. If no one bit, that would be fine. It's not such a large collection of Kindred in the area, but it was fun to cast the line... she guessed. ~

Hee hee feel free to kind of RP your responses if you wanted to join me! This is all in good fun! Using the template remade by pocketmemes, but original template is by d3vilbabi3 on Twitter! (Warning, VERY NSFW Twitter)

[danieyells]

Sometimes I ask myself unnecessary questions such as "if someone made a design for Subaru's sister is that an OC or a canon"

Technically she doesn't have a canon name or design we just know she married into a rival troupe and Leo theorizes that Subaru didn't take this well or something

But she is a canonical entity. Like if someone made a design for Jin's dad I'd list him under canons. So in that same vein I'd have to say an OC design for Subaru's sister is canon right???

[tulpar-anya]

bbg please tell me that the sleeping quarters in your ship has locks :((

Oh! Weird enough, when I first got on the Tulpar, I told Curly we should probably have some locks since I noticed the lack of them and felt this odd sense of dread. Like something horrible would happen if this small oversight went unchecked. I don't know why I felt so strongly about this...Just a gut feeling, I suppose.

Him and Swansea managed to figure something out, so yeah! We have locks now :)

Sometimes I think I was worrying a bit too much, but I'm just glad to put my mind at ease. It probably would've drove me up the wall, and I've got a lot on my mind already.

[reha-bill-itated]

Humans are so fragile and weak, it's ridiculous. You try to mess around with them and suddenly it's all "you tortured and abused me and drove me insane"... yeesh. Dramatic much?

[betonbennett]

Well, that was...certainly an experience.

We, uh– We are all finished now.

...I think I need a drink.

[marlsboro-mckn]

uhng… women in suits save me… save me women in suits…