#Exorcist!Blitz

[reptilian-angel]

Day 16: Angel

“Because I am not just an angel… I’M YOUR REAPER!”

Exorcist!Blitz’s Design is all thanks to the amazing TalosLives and CrackedInkWell’s awesome AU Series “Leave it to Heaven” Go read it if you haven’t yet!

[mferret9]

Inktober Day 8: Exorcist

Stolas likes coming up with fun new roleplay ideas! Some are better than others.

[sunsetcougar]

For the lyrebird!AU:

Just like how IMP get ads from heaven, heaven sometimes gets signals from hell.

Which causes each IMP member some distress by either hearing their voice echoed back to them or the voice of someone they care about.

I raise you: Loona didn’t speak in the ad, but blitzø did. Loona hearing Blitzø’s voice from an exorcist in the middle of an extermination.

“~Go home Loonie… daddy will be worried soon…”

Moxie hearing Millie and vice versa, Blitzø possibly hearing his own voice or a mix of Moxie and Millie.

Yes! I love this idea!

Most of Heaven does not have access to these broadcasts, but the exorcists have a TV in their barracks specifically tuned to it so they can build their voice libraries.

Turns out someone does watch the channel Blitzø spent all that money to play the ad on repeat on. A couple hundred someone’s.

Loona ended up getting caught by surprise and was trying to get home to hide with Blitzø when she saw an exorcist at the end of the alley. She kept her mouth shut tight, but the exorcist spoke anyway.

In Blitzø’s voice.

A voice she shouldn’t have. It makes Loona’s hackles go up and her ears pin back as she freezes for just a moment before bolting.

When she gets back to the apartment Blitzø calls her Loonie and she snarls at him to never call her that again.

Millie and Moxxie usually stay down in Wrath with Millie’s family during extermination day, but the one time they got back to late from a job and saw exorcists, they heard their voices parroted back to each other.

Of all of them Blitzø has heard his voice echoed back the most. He doesn’t have anywhere outside of Pride to stay and once he learned the exorcists had his voice he stopped caring if they heard him.

[murderluv23]

Girl is rocking her demon form, though. You go. Good for her.

[hazbinshusk]

blitzø x afab!reader. when blitzø sees you stressing over your workload for a certain demanding overlord, the imp decides to help you unwind by fucking the problems out of your "pretty little head".

for the incredibly patient 🎀 anon. 1.8k

featuring: unprotected sex, dom!blitzø, a totally sandwiched-in reference to hazbin hotel, and overstimulation because they're both petty as shit.

“I ever tell you how fucking boring your job is?” Blitzø asks as he flings himself down on the couch beside you, half-finished iced coffee in hand. He kicks his feet out over the arm of the couch, dropping his head onto the cushion beside your thigh. “Woulda thought you gettin’ a paycheck from the biggest pimp in Hell would be at least a little fuckin’ exciting.”

You sigh, rolling your eyes as you rescue one of your folders from under his shoulder. “For the hundredth time, B. I don’t work for Valentino. I work for Vox.”

“Riiiiight…” he nods mockingly. “And he’s….?”

“The Media Overlord.”

“The one with a flat screen for a head, right?”

You don’t bother looking up from your work as you sort through them in search of a memo you were sure you’d just had in your hand. Paper wasn’t as convenient as a tablet, but working old school meant there was no possibility of your boss taking control of it at any given moment because he couldn’t be bothered to email. “That’s the one.”

“Gross.” Blitzø comments idly, swirling his coffee above him so that he can watch the ice cubes rattle together. “D’ya think he has to Windex his face after eating pussy?”

“For the love of God, Blitz!” you complain, and he cackles beside you. You can’t help but snort a laugh after a moment, and his grin widens triumphantly.

Setting his coffee on the table – thankfully missing the pile of papers you have strewn across the surface – he sits up, planting a hand on your thigh and leaning towards you in a way you know he means to be seductive. “Speakin’ of pussy…”

You sigh again, rolling your eyes towards the ceiling for a moment before turning and pressing a quick kiss to his nose. He wrinkles it in response, leans in again in an attempt to catch your lips with his. He frowns when you lean back slightly. “Hey. Get your stupid ass face back over here.”

You smile apologetically. “Honey. As much as I love the ham-fisted attempts at turning me on, I’ve got a tonne of work to do. Vox just announced some bullshit anti-Angel tech we don’t have for the next extermination and now we’ve got to somehow invent it before everyone finds out he’s full of shit.”

Blitzø gives you an exaggerated, mocking pout in response, leaning closer to you once again and lowering his voice to a more intimate, husky cadence. “Want some help?”

You raise a brow, heat flushing your cheeks and blooming low in your stomach as he presses his lips teasingly against the side of your throat. “You got some insight on how to take out exorcists I should… know about?”

Blitzø grins against your throat, and you hiss an inhale as his fangs graze against your pulse point. His hand wanders up over your thigh, and you catch hold of it before he can dip it between your thighs. His palm is burningly warm through the thin fabric of your yoga pants. “Maybe. Wanna fuck me to find out?”

You scoff a laugh, cut off when Blitzø crushes his lips against yours. He pushes his tongue into your mouth, pushing you back against the arm of the couch. You find yourself kissing him back for a few moments before you pull away, pushing him back with a hand on his chest. “I’ve got work, Blitz.”

“And I’m gonna help,” he coos, his hand sliding up between your thighs again. You whine as his cups your cunt briefly through your clothes before tugging the drawstring undone.

“How exactly?”

“By fucking those thoughts right outta ya pretty little head,” Blitzø coos mockingly. “Now take your fuckin’ pants off.”

You cough out a laugh, the sound turning to a yelp of surprise as he rolls you onto your knees. He takes a firm, possessive hold of your hips and forces you up against the arm of the sofa. You brace yourself against it, thrilling when he presses his hips up against your ass. You can feel how hard he is, and he grinds his hips up against you and groans, grabbing a handful of your ass and squeezing.

“Blitz, I have to wo—”

“Shut the fuck up and just accept you’re gonna cum first,” he eye-rolls, and your retort comes as a soft, throaty moan as he slides his hand up between your thighs. He practically growls the next words, leaning over your back to press a kiss to your shoulder. “That’s my good girl.”

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Blitzø corkscrews his hips into yours in a mockingly slow, even pace, groaning as he bottoms out inside you. His claws are digging possessively into your hips, his tail curled around your thigh. You reach back with one hand to cover one of his, your fingers digging into the back of his hand each time he thrusts into you.

“Blitz…” you moan, a crease between your brows. You can feel sweat against your brow, on the small of your back, your body, your nipples tingling now they’ve been bared to the room. You press your forehead against the arm of the couch, eyes screwed shut. “Fuck…”

“You know what ya gotta do, princess.” You can hear the smirk in Blitzø’s voice even as it breaks with his own need. He presses his forehead against your spine, cradling it between your shoulder blades, and you shiver as you feel the sharp points of his teeth graze against your back. He’s been fucking you like this – slow and deep – for too long; you need it harder. When you make move to touch your clit, he grabs hold of your hand, pinning it against your quivering thigh. “No way, bitch. Say it for me… fuck, you’re like a wet fuckin’ silk…”

His cock brushes up against that sensitive spot inside you and your eyes roll back, and when his hair winds through your hair to tug your head back, you keen. “Fu—please, Blitz, please…”

“Fuckin’ finally,” Blitzø sighs, snickering as he finally increases the rhythm of his hips. He fucks himself into you hard, the sound of flesh meeting flesh joining the breathless little ‘ahh’s’ you let out each time he fucks himself into you, He releases your hand and it immediately goes to your clit, and you shudder at the first touch. “Satan’s dick, you needy slut… fuuuck, you’re tight… so fuckin’ wet…”

“S-sit back,” you say, urging his hands away from your hips. Blitzø’s pace slows, and you raise your voice, swallowing back some of the breathlessness. “Sit back.”

You can’t help but whimper as Blitzø pulls out of you, jumping as the imp smacks your ass before he does as you ask. You’re straddling his lap as soon as he’s settled, and he smirks cockily up at you, his eyes rolling back slightly as you lower yourself back onto his cock.

Blitzø clutches at your hips as you bring your mouth to his, and he moans into it as you slip your tongue past his lips. The imp’s tail entangles with yours, claws digging deep into your tender flesh as you fuck yourself over his lap. Grinding with each drop of your hips, you whine against his lips as your clit grazes against the line of his hips.

“Ho-ly shit,” he grunts, pressing his hips up into yours with each rolling thrust. Your head tips back as he leaves biting, teasing kisses against your throat and chest. “Fuuuuck…”

Blitzø’s hands wander to your waist, then your ass, grasping so hard at the soft flesh that you’re certain he’s leaving marks. The idea thrills you, and you dig your nails into his shoulders until he hisses, dusting kisses over the top of his head and the base of his horns before bringing your mouth back down to his.

The two of you are playing at the edge of orgasm together, each desperate, claiming touch bringing the two of you closer to release, gasping and cursing. When you cum, it’s with his fingers quick against your clit and his cock buried deep inside your throbbing pussy. You shudder against him, pressing your body flush against his as you choke out his name. Blitzø uses the hand still clutching at your hip to urge you into continued movement, bouncing you on his cock despite the way your moans are becoming almost pained with the amount of stimulation coursing through you.

His fingers don’t ease up on your clit at all, and Blitzø groans strings of curse words as your cunt milks his cock. He buries his teeth in your shoulder as he cums too, and your breath catches in your throat as the pain sends you back over that edge. “Fuck, Blitz!”

You collapse against his chest, rolling your hips disjointedly over his as shivers rock through you. The imp groans behind gritted teeth, head falling back, as he struggles to steady himself. Your cunt tightening around him makes him whine, his exhale coming in a breathless, shaking laugh.

“Okay, okay… shit, I get it!” He finally stops teasing your clit, grabbing hold of your waist and forcing you to stop rocking over his lap. There are tears burning in your eyes, and you shudder into his chest as you try to catch your breath. “I get it, tits… Fuck, you keep goin’ and it’s gonna fall off.”

You giggle breathlessly into the side of his neck, and Blitzø drops a kiss to your temple. “Thank fuck.”

He snickers, cursing again as he lifts you off of his cock. “Feel better?”

You let yourself fall back so you’re stretched out on the cushions in front of him, knees bent as you push your thighs together. “Dunno. Still got a tonne of work to do.”

Blitzø huffs a dramatic sigh, making a show of rolling his eyes.

“Never fuckin’ satisfied, are ya?” He knocks your knees to the side with the back of his head, flopping down on top of you. You laugh painfully as it knocks the air out of you, and he grins almost fondly down at you, folding his arms over your chest and resting his chin on top of them. “Round two?”

You snort a laugh. “Oh, fuck you.”

He leans up to kiss you, letting it linger for a moment, his tail tapping against your ankle as it twitches back and forth. “That’s the idea, yeah.”

[theloganator101]

"But the problem here is that Vivziepop is claiming to have come up with some of these ideas on her own and that by confirming that more fan theories are gonna be true in Season 2, it KINDA exposes that you’re too lazy to come up with anything on your own and would rather just take other people’s ideas instead.

And I wouldn’t even too surprised if the case is the same for Helluva Boss and she just butchered that too."

Oh that's definitely the case for sure. Look at HB S1 and then HB S2 and you'll see that they don't really mesh well at all together.

Stolas and Blitz meeting as children? Fan thing. This was fanart.

Stolas and Stella's arranged marriage? Fan thing. Look at EPs 2 and 5 carefully, does anything in those episodes imply an 'arranged marriage'? No in fact, quite the opposite really. But people just spun it in their heads because Stolas said "we weren't in-"

As if that's a conclusive statement(It wasn't), that automatically means arranged marriage(it isn't).

Did any of those episodes imply a 3rd party(King Paimon) was involved with their marriage? No, in fact...quite the opposite with Stolas' song.

People clung to stupid stereotypes and an incomplete line, while ignoring literally every other bit of context within the episodes, that seem to imply that Stolas and Stella had SOME relationship together and that it certainly wasn't an arranged/abusive one.

But no fans parroted this around as if it was some fact...same thing with Vaggie being an Ex-Exorcist....even though her having an X over her eye and wielding an Angelic spear isn't poof of anything, because the Exorcists just leave their weapons behind, she could have easily just picked it up and the X wound even being a factor is just...dumb, that could be from anything. That and this reveal was just poorly written in.

Same with Charlie n Vaggie being a couple, also a fan thing.

The show shifting to this poorly written 'romance' soap opera? Fan thing.

It makes 0 sense for either Blitz or Stolas to want eachother given how S1 played out and even how S2 is playing out. There's no chemistry between them, they've insulted one another, they've used one another....so why? There is no narrative reason for them to be together, at all.

In trying to do this, S1 was bulldozed basically by removing Stolas as an important character by getting rid of the Grimoire, so retroactively he doesn't matter to the story anymore because of the Asmodean Crystals which bring up a whole load of questions and different ways S1 could have been done WITHOUT Stolas entirely. He only matters, because now the show is trying to shift it to make him relevant with contrived/forced writing.

HB S1 and S2 just don't work together when one actually thinks about it.

... Wait I was actually kind of right about this?

THAT JUST MAKES THIS EVEN WORSE!!

Please, if ANYONE on Tumblr can link me or even reblog this with the drawing PLEASE DO! I NEED to see this for myself!

Holy fucking shit Vivziepop! You REALLY are not helping yourself here and making it obvious just how lazy and uncreative you really are!

[chaifootsteps]

Can…can I just point out how the closest we’ve gotten to two women in either Helluverse series having a genuine argument with each other where they bring up an issue between them, state both their sides on the matter, acknowledge both sides, and then reach a shared conclusion within the same interaction was the argument between Millie and her sister, Sallie Mae? Oh, and the fact that that interaction only occurred in a short that exists OUTSIDE of the main series’ storyline? I’m sorry, but W H A T ? While important in itself, THAT relationship is the most sincere depiction of real-world interpersonal conflict that ended in a positive MUTUAL resolution between ANY of the women characters in either show?!? Correct me if I’m wrong, but there is NO equivalent conversation OR sense of closure around a previous conversation between any other women characters. Meanwhile, we have seen those kinds of full-circle arguments that led into healthy resolutions between Blitz and Moxxie, Blitz and Fizz, and Fizz and Asmodeus! Oh, and if you’re wondering how the arguments between Luna and Via or Charlie and Vaggie relate to that, I’m gonna come straight out and admit that I am not including those for what is most likely very biased logic:

Firstly, Luna and Via were never arguing about EACH OTHER, they were arguing about their perspectives on their personal familial relationships outside of each other. So, since their problem was never WITH the other person, I don’t put it on the same level as the Millie and Sallie Mae argument. 

Secondly, I fully acknowledge that there have been a few occasions where Charlie and Vaggie had a mostly grounded and shared dialogue about a specific issue, but I guess I just don’t put much weight behind any of those previous conversations after watching episode 7 where they just straight up DIDN’T TALK WHATSOEVER about the big reveal that Vaggie is an ex-exorcist or what that meant for their relationship. It would be one thing if Charlie talked her feelings through with others and THEN spoke with Vaggie with a clearer head, but that talk with Vaggie DOESN’T HAPPEN. 

Of course, if I’m forgetting any other fully developed women-women conversations in either series, please feel free to correct me, because I’m telling the truth when I say I would be HAPPY to be proven wrong!

I think you're right. Most conflicts between female Viv characters (and male Viv characters, let's be honest) are either swept under the rug immediately or are resolved by both characters screaming and screaming and screaming and then it's swept under the rug.

[rodeoblitz]

    ‘ not  just  a  scratch ‘   

Blitz just had to get himself caught up in the stupid extermination somehow. Usually he and everyone else hid and let them just attack the sinners, they couldn't do shit about it...

Yet his dumb ass forgot what day it was and he found himself injured by one of the exorcists. Luckily he got away by confusing it with a machine gun. He was now hiding in an alley, wrapping up his injury as it was bleeding everywhere.

When he heard someone approach, he took out his flintlock and pointed it. "Back the FUCK off!"

[freakyfrye]

𝕱𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔨𝔶𝔣𝔯𝔶𝔢 𝕾𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰

all plots are mine, characters are not

⠀

˗ˋˏ 𝕳𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔲𝔳𝔞 𝕭𝔬𝔰𝔰 ˎˊ˗

title: just business (subject to change)

status: unwritten

rated: m for mature

summary: you move into a new apartment in a decent-looking complex, only to be constantly harassed by a neighbor trying to recruit you into an assassin company. this all starts after they see you using a portal to visit the human world… to buy anime merch. you already thought your life as a secret arms dealer was dangerous enough, but things get even more complicated when emotions start getting involved. (Starts before stolas x blitz)

love interest(s): blitzø, stolas, fizzarolli, asmodeus, striker

content (more to be added as story progress): angst, sex, romance, murders, weapons, etc…

˗ˋˏ 𝕳𝔞𝔷𝔟𝔦𝔫 𝕳𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔩 ˎˊ˗

title: you had to be there (subject to change)

status: unwritten

rated: m for mature

summary: when diagnosed with a terminal disease, most people seek closure or adventure. you chose revenge, murdering everyone who wronged you, starting with your ex who had the audacity to send a marriage invite to your deathbed. fate intervened, and you died sooner than expected, ending up in hell with no memory of your past life. claiming your innocence from day one, you seek refuge at hazbin hotel. there, and along the way, you meet dangerous individuals with ever-growing obsessions with you.

love interest(s): lucifer, alastor, husk, angel dusk, vox, val, sir pentious, adam, charlie & vaggie, saint peters

content (more to be added as story progress): Yandere tendencies, angst, murders, etc…

˗ˋˏ 𝕳𝔞𝔷𝔟𝔦𝔫 𝕳𝔬𝔱𝔢𝔩 ˎˊ˗

title: after the fall (subject to change)

status: unwritten

rated: undecided

summary: adam, the first man and one of your closest friends, finally allows you to join the team of exorcists after a lot of begging on your end. your first extermination day doesn’t go as expected when you end up against the king of hell himself, lucifer. you expected a fight to the death, but instead, you get a range of compliments and flirtations that throw you off your game. before you know it, the extermination has ended, you’re left in heaven feeling guilty and worried because you find yourself wanting to see him again.

love interest(s): lucifer

content (more to be added as story progress): angst, fluff, etc…

˗ˋˏ 𝕸𝔶 𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔶 ˎˊ˗

title: brownie points (subject to change)

status: unwritten

rated: m for mature

summary: an unnecessary move due to your parents' divorce lands you in the uneventful town of canterlot, where you'll finish your senior year at the local high school. with plans to lay low and leave behind the trauma your family left you with, you don't intend to make any friends. however, a bright and persistent student named bubble berry takes a keen interest in you, making it his mission to be the only one you get close to. you don't take him—or the town—seriously until bodies start dropping, and the true darkness of canterlot begins to surface.

love interest(s): human pinkie pie (bubble berry), briefly others

content (more to be added as story progress): Yandere tendencies, etc…

˗ˋˏ 𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕷𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝕬𝔦𝔯𝔟𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 ˎˊ˗

title: watch me (subject to change)

status: unwritten

rated: m for mature

summary: in a bustling modern city, your life takes a terrifying turn when a dangerous stalker gets a hold of your lost cell phone. azul, a charismatic yet obsessive man, uses the phone to track your every move and insinuate himself into your daily routine. what starts as seemingly innocent coincidences soon escalates into a nightmarish game of control and manipulation.

love interest(s): male azula (azul)

content (more to be added as story progress): Yandere tendencies, sadistic azul, etc…

˗ˋˏ 𝕿𝔥𝔢 𝕷𝔞𝔰𝔱 𝕬𝔦𝔯𝔟𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 ˎˊ˗

title: stoneheart (subject to change)

status: unwritten

rated: undecided

summary: in a world where abilities are commonplace but you possess none, a simple stroll turns into a desperate bid for safety when a persistent stalker targets you. thinking fast, you approach a rugged stranger and ask him to pretend to be your boyfriend to ward off the threat. little did you know, he’s not just any man—he’s a wanted fugitive with powerful earthbending abilities. as you inadvertently grow closer to him, unaware of his true nature, you soon discover that love and danger are intertwined, and the truth about his identity could shatter everything you’ve come to believe.

love interest(s): male! toph

content (more to be added as story progress): etc…

˗ˋˏ 𝕻𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔶 & 𝕾𝔱𝔬𝔠𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔤 ˎˊ˗

title: he said she said (subject to change)

status: unwritten

rated: m for mature

summary: in the electrifying atmosphere of a bustling nightclub, you fall under the spell of boxer anarchy, captivated by his charisma and allure. what begins as a chance encounter evolves into a whirlwind romance, navigating the thrilling highs and heart-wrenching lows of love.

love interest(s): male! panty (boxer)

content (more to be added as story progress): etc…

notes:

(0) more to be added

(1) these are ideas i will play around with eventually

(2) i’m thinking of doing a purgatory story, but theirs still some holes I need to think up.

(3) the reader leans towards cis gender females, yet who prefer or are okay with they/them pronouns. i tend to do this so anyone can read it, while keeping it female based when there is a mention of sexual acts.  

[7thingsnbeings]

Full Moon episode - takes and feelings

Hello everyone.

Last post I announced that I will be making a post about Helluva Boss' new episode 'Full Moon' where I'll state my own feelings, takes and probably add some of my own theories as to what comes next afterwards. And of course that I will be spoiling the WHOLE thing. So for those who haven't seen an episode, please go watch it before reading this whole text.

CW: Spoilers ahead

... and a very looooong text

First things first, HOLY SHIT! WASN'T THAT THE BIGGEST TRIP OF EVERYTHING I HAVE SEEN AND FELT IN JUST ONE ENTIRE EPISODE?! I mean, it wasn't extremely bad as I had thought it would be, but it still left me speechless and shocked throughout some of the scenes which I'll get to later. And the ending, oh boy I can't wait to get to that.

I haven't honestly expected for Stolitz duet to come so soon in the first few minutes. I mean I was already aware of it, but still. It was great though, and kind of funny, especially Blitz's lines and the transition where they kind of censor (but also not) the...intimacy that they usually do once a month. Not to mention how both of them are kind of nervous during the duet. Dammit, they're nervous wrecks made for each other XD.

Then we have the unexpected guests of the party. Agents D.H.O.R.K.S. and CHERUBS. I have not expected them to appear this early in the show. I mean, I have heard a theory on Twitter that the CHERUBS would appear, managing to steal the grimoire and such. I honestly thought they would show up in 'Mastermind', which makes me wonder...whats going to happen there now that those characters have already appeared? Would they appear again? Next time, actually managing to open a big enough portal to Hell, creating further conflicts in the future?

CHERUBS were interesting to me. The way they redeem mortals at the beginning, spread 'goodness' but also pickpocketing them unnoticed. And the way they differentiate, especially Keenie and Cletus, who had definitely gone south when they had gotten banished from Heaven, while Collin possibly remained the same, still hanging onto his morals, questioning his peers' actions. Based on the interrogation scene, I believe that he'll be the only one to return to Heaven, while the others will likely die or serve their punishment in Hell.

I jumped when Cletus mentioned they were the 'Exorcists' sent from above, because it made me think of the Exterminators from Hazbin Hotel, since both of these shows are from the same Universe. He probably meant something else, but I digress.

And then there are the agents D.H.O.R.K.S. I knew these guys would show up later on, especially since the ending of 'Truth Seekers'. They managed to catch the main cast on video, which would explain why they got such a massive upgrade with their weaponry. The Pope army, the portal to Hell and robotic suits which if you look closely, look close similar to IMP gang, along with Loona furry costume XD. I bet Agent 1 is a furry...

Before I close a part of this ep's main villains, I just wanna point out how innocent CHERUBS are when they spend their time following Blitz in the Lust ring. They think Blitz is buying some kind of weapons to kill mortals on Earth, when in actuality he was just buying some sex stuff for tonight XD. And when they assume Ozzie's is the armoury for demons to go to. Well I mean it could be, but for something else...

It's worth mentioning the rest of the IMP gang. It's good to hear Loona's VA again, I kind of missed it. Along with M&M whom we haven't seen for two episodes.

It was also surprising, but in my take out of nowhere, for them to have a 'deus ex machina' moment with Cherubs in order to protect Blitz. I'm probably looking at this wrongly, since they live in Hell (the place you as a mortal DO NOT want to visit) and safety to them is number 1 priority, especially when Blitz had grimoire with him at that moment. The destroyed buildings and street in Lust might come to awareness to the higher ups, but probably not as much as the ones in 'Mastermind' as I theorised before.

Before I get into big meat of the plater, I cannot forgot to mention the cashiers. Like, WHAT are they supposed to be??? Are they hellborn hybrids, the Goetia, Sinners or something else? Either way, they look cool.

Also Fizz. Not much about him, I like his new outfit and how he helps Blitz with the stuff. Now, I BET that he uses that giant vibrator with Ozzie. Boys like it rough sometimes, don't they?

Finally, the moment we'll all been waiting for. The night of the full moon.

I knew that their last transaction would end painfully. And yet, it was by far the hardest to watch. Blitz's yell was marvellously done and it truly beat to the core. And so did Stolas' last line.

'You folks think you can do this EVERY time that you can just play with our feelings because we're smaller and not as important!!'

'Blitz, I think so highly of you, I didn't realise you think so low of me.'

Words cannot express how I felt when I heard those lines. It's easy to say that I was shocked, mind blown, sad, but honestly it would feel cheap as a result.

I mean...

It's obvious FROM A FAR that the only thing standing in the way between them is lack of communication and misunderstandings. There is NO ONE who can convince me that these two FUCK EACH OTHER for the sake of PLEASURE AND GOD FORSAKEN TRANSACTION.

They LOVE EACH OTHER!

But Blitz is too scared to get hurt again, it ACTUALLY happened to him and Stolas now believes that Blitz doesn't LOVE him, let alone never cared for his feelings!

I may be exaggerating, however this is how I see it now.

Based on the scenes from trailer, I believe Blitz and Stolas would begin their relationship on bad terms after FM, then Stolas would stand up for Blitz in 'Apology Tour' where seems Verosica is hosting 'Blitz Sucks' concert and Blitz, covered in stained fabric all heartbroken, looks up at Stolas and realises his true feelings for him.

That's just a theory, we'll see what an 'Apology Tour' has for us this June.

Ooof, I wrote so much here. Might be my longest post I have ever written. I probably went into whole summary of the ep I didn't focus enough on takes, critical thinking etc. I nearly have none, because I enjoyed FM at most, so I have no prejudice whatsoever. I'm also tired of writing as you can see.

So in conclusion, 'Full Moon' was worth the wait. The outcome might have been predictable, but it still hurt. It did surprise us with few things, and for now, we can only contemplate as to what's to come next for Helluva Boss story.

Thank you for reading my long ass post.

And also thanks to Vivzie and Spindle Horse crew for FINALLY giving us 'Full Moon'.

I, as always, am sending kudos and look forward for their newer work in future. <3

[watchmorecinema]

I was re-watching the Folding Ideas video about Nostalgia Critic's The Wall, and it got me thinking about something. I'm perfectly ok with people hating my favorite movies, so long as they at least understand them. The Wall is a dark and depressing movie and maybe you just don't want to deal with that. But if you think the main theme is "high school sucks" then you didn't really try to engage with it at all.

A lot of this I think is due to advertising. The Exorcist isn't the scariest film ever made, it's a family drama. It's very compelling but if you're looking for a lot of scares then you'll walk away thinking it's boring. Rambo isn't really an action film since it's more about the character of Rambo and how he has been dehumanized by the very machine that sent him to kill in Vietnam (the sequels dropped all of that). A lot of people went into Fight Club expecting it to be a straightforward fighting movie but actually it's a twisty thriller about the horrors of capitalism.

But outside of that I think it happens when the movie is abstract in some way. The Wall is very abstract, but it's easy to understand what it all means. An animated scene about inhuman monsters destroying London isn't The Wall trying to be a Kaiju movie for a minute, it's a metaphor for the horror and destruction of the blitz.

David Lynch and Tarkovsky get hit pretty hard by this too; people don't understand what the plot literally means so they get hung up on that instead of coming up with their own interpretation. What Stalker means to me is completely different to what it means to someone else. Any Twin Peaks theory is valid so long as its yours. Good art is a mirror that lets you engage with it and reflect about your own thoughts and feelings. If you unironically think that Whiplash or Wolf of Wall Street was about supporting hustle culture then that says more about you than about the film.

If you don't regularly engage with art in this way, well you should! Watch movies you wouldn't normally consider and see how it makes you feel. Even bad movies can help you feel a certain sort of way and that's valid. Maybe you find something that means something to you in a way that was never envisioned by the creator. Videodrome has a lot to say about parasocial relationships with online content creators, but it came out more than a decade before the Internet came into being. Starship Troopers was panned on release but now it's understood to be a pretty clear satire of right wing militarism. Every time I rewatch Akira I get something different from it, especially if I'm in a different stage of my life.

There's a lot out there to explore. And sometimes that means you walk away from a film where you might think it was well made but that it did nothing for you. It's happened to me too; I can understand that The Wolf Man did a lot for werewolves in fiction (literally creating most of the lore you recognize), but it's also mostly about a guy being really creepy towards women with pretty bad special effects. I can appreciate its influence, but I just don't think it's a good movie.

I'm sure most people reading this will have similar thoughts about Stalker. It's very slow, philosophical, a bit nihilistic and while the plot is pretty easy to understand it leaves so much open ended that you need to decide for yourself what it all means. It's a lot of work to watch. I love it for that reason; very few movies actually give the viewer homework to mull about and chew on and this one gives so much to consider. But it's perfectly reasonable for someone to decide that it's hard to relate to the movie about Russians being depressed about abstract concepts for nearly 3 hours.

[sunsetcougar]

Slowly but surely it’s getting better.

I think the Exorcists would be roughly somewhere between an average sinner and an overlord power wise, and they’re aided by their near invulnerability. Adam could probably square up to a goetia but he is the first man, not an Exorcist.

I can just imagine Lucifer confronting sera about the exorcists.

“They’re PEOPLE. People sera! And you never even gave them a childhood or a chance to learn about themselves! You just poofed a few intelligent beings into existence, didn’t like how they turned out, gave them weapons and made them killers. And you have the gall to be disgusted by their nature?! A nature you gave them! That’s it, mine. I’m adopting them. Time to tell Charlie she’s got a few hundred more siblings.”

Then dramatically turns so his coat flairs and walks out.

Sera wants to defend herself, but Lucifer’s words are all fact. She’s done inexcusable things. She fucked up when she first decided genocide was the best course of action. She only fucked up worse when she made soldiers like they were dolls, not people whose first impression of the world was hostility, violence, and a disapproving gaze. Theres no defending herself or her actions.

Emilys at the meeting too, being a seraphim, and by the end she’s just curled in on herself and silently crying. She doesn’t even want to look at Sera. How could something like this be happening in Heaven? How could her own sister do this?

Aren’t angels supposed to be the good guys?

In Hell Lucifer is fuming and beginning to work out the logistics of taking a few hundred angels under his protection. According to Heaven animalistic souls belong with him anyway, so really he’s just bringing them to where they’re supposed to be.

[n1ghtm4r3-p01s0n]

The Ultimate Emo/Scene Name List - WARNING: Long post, and make sure you read the trigger warnings!

Having trouble coming up with a name for yourself? Do you planning on using a part of your real name but can’t find a word to go with it? Well, worry no more!

Today, I’m here to provide as comprehensive a list as possible! I’ve scoured the internet, and some sources have some problematic suggestions. So, my goal is to break down possible names into easy to understand categories. Obviously, this will be a VERY long list, so keep that in mind. There is also a section purely made up of words used in the past that are to be used/reclaimed at one's own risk/discretion due to the words being used to oppress or belittle various minority groups. I will also be sharing my sources at the bottom for stuff I used from online, alongside any trigger warnings that may be needed. Without further ado, let’s go! Also feel free to reblog with suggestions to add!

TRIGGER WARNING: Some of the suggestions include elements of horror, violence, weaponry, gore etc.

Animals

Rex (as in T-Rex)

Stegosaurus

Wolf/Wolfe

Kitty

Bunny

Lynx

Hawk

Eagle

Moth

Spider

Raven (also applicable to pop culture - see Raven from Teen Titans and Raven Queen from Ever After High)

Claw/Clawed

Fang

Animal

Beast/Beastly

Carnivore/Carnivorous

Jurassic (as in the Jurassic Period, also applicable to pop culture (see Jurassic Park))

Snake

Chameleon

Jungle

Hyena

Cheetah

Fossil

Sabertooth

Skink

Deer

Vole

Weasel

Ferret

Moose

Ermine

Shrew

Mouse

Rat

Corvid

Magpie

Pigeon

Bee

Wasp

Butterfly

Tarantula

Velociraptor

Serpent

Viper

Cat

Rattlesnake

Cobra

Bat

Monsters

Vampire

Werewolf

Zombie

Monster/Monsta/Monstar

Ghoul

Demon

Angel/Angelic

Reaper (also applicable to foods (Reaper Pepper))

Ghost

Fallen (as in Fallen Angel)

Curse/Cursed (in reference to witchcraft)

Hex (in reference to witchcraft)

Boo (common saying associated with Halloween and cartoony ghosts)

Bone (in reference to skeletons)

Sacrificed/Sacrificial (in reference to religious rites)

Dead/Deadly/Death/Deathless

Immortal

Alien

Extraterrestrial

Anomaly/Anomalous (also applicable to pop culture, in reference to the SCP Foundation)

Damned

Eerie

Creepy

Exorcism/Exorcist

Ghastly

Imp

Succubus/Succubi

Incubus/Incubi

Undead

Abominable

Devil

Supernatural (also applicable to pop culture, reference to Supernatural TV show)

Paranormal

Sacred/Sacrament

Specter/Spectre

Banshee

Poltergeist

Siren (also applicable to music, see Sleeping with Sirens)

Dragon

Dragon Slayer

Kraken

Archangel

Starship

Halloween

Dragon Slayer

Angelface

Mermaid

Pop Culture

Jigsaw (as in Jigsaw from the Saw franchise)

Ghostface (from the Scream franchise)

Krueger (as in Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street)

Myers (as in Michael Myers from the Halloween franchise)

Voorhees (as in Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th franchise)

Chucky (as in Chucky from Child’s Play)

Lala (nickname for Draculaura from Monster High)

Hyde (as in Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde)

Lestrange (as in character who shall not be named from franchise by TERF author that shall not be named)

Lockhart (another character from the franchise mentioned above)

Coraline (as in Coraline by Neil Gaiman)

Jinx/Jynx (League of Legends character)

Blitz (Helluva Boss character)

Loona (K-Pop group, Helluva Boss character)

Shadow (as in Shadow the Hedgehog)

Killer/Killa/Kyller (as in Jeff the Killer)

Grim/Grimm (as in Grim Reaper and the Brothers Grimm)

Eldritch (as in Eldritch Horror)

Eevee (from Pokemon; you can use any Pokemon you like)

Hellraiser (as in the film by Clive Barker)

Jabber (as in Jabberwocky from Alice in Wonderland)

Wonderland (as in Alice in Wonderland)

Jedi (from Star Wars)

Necronomicon (Evil Dead franchise)

Avenger (in reference to MARVEL's The Avengers)

Scourge (see Warrior Cats and Sonic Comics character)

Zelda (from Legend of Zelda)

Skellington (as in Jack Skellington from Nightmare Before Christmas)

Phantomhive (as in Ciel Phantomhive from Black Butler)

HelloKitty (Sanrio character)

Akira (anime film of the same name)

Memetic (term used by the SCP Foundation)

Blackheart (as in the Ghost Rider villain)

Colours/Shades

Crimson (Red)

Black

Neon

Rouge (also applicable to pop culture)

Ruby

Violet

Indigo

Cyan

Blue

Rainbow/Rainbows

Porcelain

Green/Greene

Weapons/Violence/Semi-NSFW

Blade

Razor

Knucklebuster

Uppercut

Scar (also applicable to pop culture, Lion King character,)

Eyeball (body part)

Torture/Tortured/Torturous

Torment/Tormented

Fatal/Fatality (also applicable to pop culture, Mortal Kombat)

Brutal/Br00tal/Brutality/Brutally

Berserk/Berserker (also applicable to pop culture, see the anime 'Berserker')

Chainsaw

Hacksaw

Bear Trap

Grenade

Bomb/Pipebomb/Timebomb

Dynamite

Acid/Acidic

Heroin

Marijuana/Mary-Jane

Cannabis

Alcohol/Alcoholic

Booze

Vodka

Brandy

Whiskey

Blood/Bloody/Bloodied

Flesh

Gore/Guro

Raw

Casualty

Crackhead

DrugAddict

Erotic/Ero/Erotica

Explosive

Execute/Execution/Executor

Beheaded

Decapitation/Decapitated

Flailing

Gutting

Handgun

Hangman

Homicide

Hostage

Hurt (also applicable to emotions)

Pain/Pained/Painful (also applicable to emotions)

Jackknife

Laceration/Lacerations

Attack

Murder/Murderous/Murderotic

Massacre

Assassin/Assassination

Regicide

Cannibal/Cannibalism

Cyanide

Pothead

Suffocate/Suffocation

Steroid

Puncture

Violence/Violent

Wound/Wounded

Bruise/Bruised

Serrated

Gruesome

Autopsy

Asphyxia/Asphyxiation

Curbstomp

Assault

Battery (also applicable to technology)

Annihilation

Addict/Addicted/Addiction/Addictive

Arson/Arsonist

Ambush

Crucifixion/Crusifixion

Tequila

Beatdown

Throwdown

Arsenic

Collision

Manslaughter

Bite/Bites

Plants

Belladonna

Nightshade

Wolfsbane

Rose

Lily

Sakura

Toadstool

Thorn (also applicable to pop culture, see Thorn of the Hex Girls from Scooby Doo)

Hazel

Foods

Cupcake/Kupcake/Cuppycake/Kuppycake

Strawberry

Lollipop

Candy

Cocoa/Kokoa (alternatively; Coco/Koko)

Chilli

Cheyenne (as in Cheyenne Pepper)

Cookie

Pumpkin

Jawbreaker

Jerky

Juicebox

Caffeine/Caffeinated

Treat

Macha

Skittles/Skittlez

Ambrosia (also applicable to mythology (food of the Greek gods))

Smoothiecake

Smoothie

Teacup

Slushie

Coffee

Sugar/Sugarrush

Space

Luna

Stellar/Stella (also applicable to pop culture, Helluva Boss character)

Nova

Mars

Pluto (also applicable to mythology, Roman counterpart to Hades)

Galaxy

Meteor/Meteorite

Nebula

Stardust

Star

Mythology

Persephone (Greek Goddess)

Hel (Norse Goddess)

Fenrir (Norse God)

Thanatos (Greek God)

Baba/Yaga (Slavic folklore character)

Artemis (Greek Goddess)

Freyja (Norse Goddess)

Cerberus (Greek Creature)

Hades (Greek God)

Loki (Norse God)

Medusa (Greek folklore character, can also reference the piercing)

Satan (Ars Goetia demon)

Beelzebub (Ars Goetia demon)

Athena (Greek Goddess)

Lucifer (Ars Goetia demon, Bible figure)

Technology

Error

Hack/Hacker

Analog

Digital

Malware

Virus

Corruption/Corrupted

Java

Machine

Mechanical

.exe (or similar file extensions, such as .sai, .txt, .rar, .szs, .psd etc)

Robo/Robot/Bot

Animatronic

Electronic (also applicable to music)

Automaton

Automatic

Systematic

Syntax

Emotions

Heartbroken

Heartless

Depressed

Lonely/Loneliness

Hopeless

Helpless

Ache

Envy/Envious/Envied

Hatred

Jealous/Jealousy

Lust/Lustrous

Shock/Shocked/Shocking

Panic/Panicked/Panicking (also applicable to music, see Panic! At The Disco)

Cowardly (also applicable to pop culture, Courage the Cowardly Dog)

Rage/Raging

Scared

Confusion/Confused

Wrath/Wrathful

Minerals/Crystals/Metals

Onyx

Amethyst

Obsidian

Titanium

Steel

Sulphur

Mercury (also applicable to mythology)

Uranium

Garnet

Pearl

Topaz

Quartz

Iron

Silver

Jewel

Gem

Crystal/Krystal

Diamond

Amber

Azure (also applicable to colours/shades)

Elements/Natural Phenomena

Blaze

Fire/Fiery

Flame

Hellfire

Ember

Poison

Venom (also applicable to pop culture, Spider-Man character)

Drowned/Drowning (also applicable to pop culture (Minecraft mob) and weapons/violence)

Hurricane

Typhoon

Tsunami

Earthquake

Tornado

Storm

Thunder/Thunderstorm

Blizzard

Dust Devil

Toxic

Volcano

Eruption/Erupted

Electric

Spark

Frozen

Hail

Ignite/Ignition

Lightning

Magma

Night

Sunset

Twilight

Aurora (as in Aurora Borealis, can also be applied to music if you wanna reference the singer AURORA)

Inferno

Frost/Frosty

Music

Metalhead

Melody

Megalovania (song from Undertale)

Brightside (song by the Killers)

Hatsune/Miku (in reference to Hatsune Miku)

VOCALOID

Synthesizer

Orchestra

Symphony

Rave/Raver

Rock

Anthrax (also applicable to 'Use at Own Risk')

Bring _ The Horizon/_ Brings The Horizon (reference to Bring Me The Horizon)

_ Eat World (reference to Jimmy Eat World)

Jitterbug (phrase used in 'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go' by Wham and title of Hachiya Nanashi VOCALOID track)

Jitterdoll (niki VOCALOID track)

Serenade

Breakdown (also applicable to 'Use At Own Risk')

USE AT OWN RISK

These are names that have been used in the past BUT often rely on oppressive stereotypes involving women, mental illness/disorders, LGBTQIA+ people, Indigenous people and so on. Some of these are also just straight up mental/medical conditions and medications. I would advise only picking one of these if it is a term you wish to reclaim for yourself. Do so at your own risk.

Insane/Insanity

Delirious

Demented

Psychotic/Psychosis/Psychopath

Nuclear

Bitch

Whore

Crazy

Hallucinate/Hallucination

Haywire

Suicide/Suicidal (also applicable to pop culture - see Suicidal Sadie CreepyPasta)

Mania/Manic

Maniac/Maniacal

Paranoia/Paranoid

Savage

Mad

Fag/Faggot (only reclaim if you are LGBTQIA+)

Mental

Xanax/Xamax

Schizophrenia/Schizophrenic

Dementia

Genocide (added to here and not to 'weaponry/violence/semi-NSFW' due to the current genocides happening in the world)

Warfare (added here for the same reason as above)

Asylum

Amphetamine

Hooker

Neurotic

MISC IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

A

Accidental

Axis

Ambitious

Amazing

Apocalypse/Apocalyptic/Apokalypsis

Abyss

Abdomen

Amor/Amore

Ambition

Apparel

Atomic/Attomick/Attomik

Atrophy

Alluring

Asshole/Asswhole

Abrasive

Atelophobia

Arachnophobia

Abstract

Adorable

Anonymous

Audacious

Antorcha (Spanish for 'torch')

Avenge

B

Baby

Bang

Blah

Boom

Brigade

Bombard/Bombardment

Blast

Biohazard/Biohazardous

Beauty/Beautiful/Beau

Bow

Bottom Jeans

Barbie

Babycake

Babydoll

Break/Breaks

Brave

Bacteria

Bandaid/Bandage

Blackout

Bittersweet (also applicable to foods and emotions)

Barbaric

C

Catastrophe/Catastrophic

Claustrophobia/Claustrophobic

Crash

Chaos

CreepyPasta

Crunch/Crunchy

Chuunibyou

Coward

Chick (also applicable to animals)

Carnage (also applicable to pop culture, see Spider-Man villain)

Chaosbaby

D

Daring (also applicable to pop culture)

Devious

Darling

Disaster

Daydreaming

Destruction

Doll/Dolly

Decay/Decayed/Decaying

Dark/Darkened

Deceit/Deceitful

Daily

Dial

Deutschland

Danger

Destroy

Discord

E

Ecstatic

Ecstasy

Emergency

Extreme

Echo

Exposure

Enchanted

Endanger

Enigma/Enigmatic

Epidemic

Endemic

Egotistic/Egotistical

Entropy

EatsZombies

F

Frightful

Foul

Foe

Futile

Flash

Flicker

Feeble

Funeral/Funerary

Forsaken/Forsakened

G

Girly

Gab

Gangster

Glitter

Gorgeous/Goregeous

Gluttony

H

Havoc

Hazard

Heartbreaker

Heist

Hiatus

Hoax

Hyper

Heart

Horizon

Hollywood

I

Impolite

Immature

Ill

Iris

Infection/Infected

J

J'Adore (also applicable to pop culture, see Jade J'Adore from Bratzillaz)

Jailbait

Jaundice

Jaywalk

Jeopardy

Jingle

Jive

Joint

Jubilate/Jubilee

Junction

Juxtapose

K

Katastrophe/Katastrophic

Krunch/Krunchy

Kawaii

King

Kitching/Keching

Killjoy (also applicable to music, see My Chemical Romance)

L

Lush

Loathe

Lovely

Lucky

Legendary

Light (also applicable to pop culture, Light Yagami)

Luz (also applicable to pop culture, Luz Noceda)

Love/Luve/Luv

Leper/Leperacy

Litterbug

M

Macabre

Macroscopic

Mafia

Magnetic

Malady

Malice

Mutiny

Malediction

Marauder (also applicable to pop culture - won't say the name but you know what franchise this was popularised in)

Medical

Membrane

Mesmerize

Metallic

Mortician/Mortuary/Morticia (last one applicable to pop culture, in reference to Morticia Addams)

Mortified

Mystery

Myth

Mayday (also applicable to popculture, see Mayday from No Straight Roads and the Helluva Boss character Verosika Mayday)

Malevolent/Malevolence

Millionaire

McCrackin

Monstrawrface

Miracle/Miraculous (also applicable to pop culture, see Miraculous Ladybug)

Morgue

N

Ninja

Notorious

Nocturnal/Nokturnal

Naughty

Nasty

Nihilist/Nihilistic/Nihilism

Nightmare

Necro

Necromancer/Necromancy

Necrotising (in reference to Necrotising Fasciitis)

Nefarious

Neuron

Nerd/Nerdified

O

Overdrive

Original

Outcast

Odd

Obscure

Obsolete

Obsession

Oblivion

P

Prince/Princess

Punk

Plastic

Parable (also applicable to pop culture, see The Stanley Parable)

Pandemic

Pirate

Q

Queen/Queenie

Queer

Quack

R

Random

Revenge

Reckless

Royal

Riot

Rebel

Rude

Rawr

Rad

Rotten

Ravenous

Ruthless

S

Sabotage

Scary

Silly

Sadist/Sadistic

Sahara

Salivate

Spectacular

Synthetic

Supercharged

Surrender

Stethoscope

Sublime

Sterile

Stealthy

Spinal

Spiffy

Sinister

Scoundrel

Scandal

Shell

Scene

Spookbat

T

Tears

Tragic/Tragedy

Terror

Trick/Trickster

Temptation

Terrible

Twisted

Trash

Tenacity

Trauma/Traumatised

Temptress

Tuberculosis

U

Unusual

Ultimate

Usurper

Urban

V

V.I.P

Vendetta (also applicable to pop culture, see V for Vendetta)

Velicious

Victorious/Victory

Vandal/Vandalism

Vain/Vanity

Vile

Vortex (also applicable to pop culture, Helluva Boss)

Void

Vengeance/Vengeful

Valentine/Valentines

W

Wacky/Whacky

Wicked

Wonder/Wonderful

Wise/Wisdom

Wreckless

X

Xtreme/X-treme

Xx/xX

XoXo/XOXO/X0X0

X-ray

Y

Young

Z

ZigZag

Zero (also applicable to pop culture, see Nightmare Before Christmas character)

SOURCES

http://esgbeauty.blogspot.com/p/scene-names-directory.html?m=1 (TRIGGER WARNING: site listed actual genocides as name suggestions (e.g. Holocaust) or elements related to genocides/wars (e.g. Kamikaze) - view at your own discretion. For this list, I opted to remove these suggestions as I think these are remnants of the edgy humour of the 2000s that is best being left behind.)

Some of these suggestions came from my friends and members in Scem0 K1dz (Discord server).

https://thescenebible.blogspot.com/2021/10/blog-post.html?m=1 (Currently working on slowly adding anything from here.) TRIGGER WARNING: A lot of names involve mental disorders, medical conditions and medications. I will be including some of these, mostly in the 'Use At Your Own Risk' section.

[hellaverseapocalypse]

And The Whirlwind Is In The Tree

Striker's Story - A Helluva AU

Pairing: Striker and OC Amelda(adoptive father/daughter relationship)

Warnings: angst, whump, hurt-comfort, injury, blood, harsh language, death, gore, killing in self-defense, graphic depictions of violence.

Summary: As the Exorcists continue their tirade through Hell, this leaves people such as Fizzarolli to call upon his friends in high places, thus propelling the predicted butting of horns against the obvious opposing factors of the group. Slowly but surely, Striker sees first-hand that desperate times do call for desperate measures.

Notes from the authors: Hope you like this second chapter of @storm89 & @eyecandyeoz's collaborative project! We thank you for your feedback thus far! Please leave a comment. Next chapter will be on July 15.

 Read on ao3 - 1k words

The second year of the Angel invasion is when things become clear.

This situation wasn't going to change.

The angels hit hard in the other rings, turning them into ruins. All the sins left to the Pride ring to fight in the front lines, leaving their kingdoms ripe for picking.

Shockingly, Lust is one of the few rings still standing. This was thanks to Fizzaroli along with the few succubi that he worked with.

Striker guessed being the lover of a deadly sin will get you some status.

Speaking of Fizz, he was not happy when he saw him.

He heard Blitz and he arguing about Striker, the clown saying he was untrustworthy and how he literally tried to kill them both; which was fair.

Blitz argued that they need all the help they can get, especially with the rumors that angels are not the only thing to worry about.

There were rumors that the mafia in Greed were trying to go into the other rings for new territory and if that wasn't enough, there has been talk that theOverlords of the Vees are somehow leaving Pride.

So, yeah. There were few options.

It became an enemy of my enemy situation, and we all know how those go.

Which suits Striker fine, he had other things to deal with.

The loss of his eye fucked up his shooting, he had to relearn everything like a greenhorn.

Weirdly enough, Moxie is tasked to initiate target practice lessons with Striker. The strange little imp shrugs, telling Striker that it was Blitz that ordered him to this post and to not question it. Striker just swallows his pride and does what he’s told. 

Striker also learned that being stationed in Lust was the smartest idea. The factories that were used to make sex toys are now used to make more holy weapons. They were even able to get blueprints for cannons, courtesy from a spider sinner that is friends with Fizz.

Striker's favorite weapons are the blessed brass knuckles, it gives it an extra oomph when he slugs someone in the face.

When his shooting got a bit better, he was able to go on raids with Millie and another imp named Gareth. Striker notices that he seems paranoid and scared of his own shadow, he just guessing that his timid behavior is a nervous tick earned from a close call with an angel. 

A lot of the time it was quick and easy but sometimes, it went awry.

He missed several shots; shots that before he would have done blindfolded. He was pissed at himself, making him push himself harder during his rehab. Moxxie protested, saying it will not help him, which he was proved right when all he got was migraines.

“You have to take it easy.” A violet baphomet named Nelsor said.

Nelsor was one of the hellborn that migrated from Sloth, along with his nurse Anette. He told them that the ring was in shambles; junkies and dealers were raiding pharmacies and hospitals left and right, killing each other for another fix.

“A traumatic injury like this needs time to heal.” he said, “Pushing yourself will not help in the long run.”

“Time is something we don't have doc.” Striker said as he walked out of the rundown building, putting on his hat. He was going to where Bombproof was stabled when he saw red feathers on the corner of his eye.

This kid again.

The little hybrid he saved, Amelda, has been following him around since they came to lust.

He always chased her away, but she kept coming back. From what Millie told him, (not that he cared or anything), the little owlet hasn't spoken since he found her, traumatized by the death of her parents. She seemed to bond with the deaf imp child that was close to the clown and a hellhound pup named Axel that always seemed to be latched to Blitz's leg. He sees them talking in sign language, smiling at each other and giggling. He sees them also showing the guns that Blitz had given them.

That was another bad argument.

Fizz argued that teaching the kids to use weapons was insane, while Blitz said they had to learn to defend themselves. Especially if none of the adults are with them.

Striker thinks Blitz has a point.

A little hoot took him out of his thoughts and he looked back with a snarl, startling her.

“Would you get out of my face, kid!” he yelled.

Amelda looked startled at his loud voice, but her face puffed up and she made her feathers puffier. She then let out a screech, waving her arms.

It occurred to Striker she was trying to intimidate him.

A snicker came out of him and then a full belly laugh. He laughed heartily, grabbing his knees as he crouched. He was doubling over in laughter so much, it was coming out in wheezes. When he finally stopped, he looked up and saw Amelda looking at him, her head tilted in confusion. He then notices the glock that's strapped to her waist.

It looks so big on her tiny body.

“Has Blitz taught you how to use that?” he asked, making her head shake in disagreement. He sighed as he scratched the back of his head.

“Well, come on then.” he said, motioning with his hand. “Gotta teach you something useful.”

Amelda hooted happily and ran up to him, grabbing his hand. He stares at it, noticing just how small her hand is in his. He pushes that thought to the side as he leads her to the makeshift shooting range Millie made.

He was just teaching her something useful.

That's all.

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[rius-cave]

As someone who lives for angst I like to believe that Adam wore his mask all the time because deep down behind all that ego he actually hated to look in the mirror and see the face which caused him to lose two wives (because the reason totally wasn't him being an asshole, noo) and just genuinely how much his looks have changed since Eden etc. I know canon Adam is far from having issues with his looks and self esteem and him wearing it constant was merely for a big face reveal, but I still like to play around with the idea.

So, imagine Lucifer seeing Adam's face again for the first time in centuries when his mask breaks and falls off at their fight. Then he's reborn as a sinner, he doesn't have one, of course. Eventually, he tries to get or make a new one cause he's feeling exposed without it. He starts covering his face again and Lucifer doesn't like it. He doesn't necessarily know why Adam does that, maybe he just thinks Adam finds it cool or iconic or something but he wants to see his actual face so he tries everything to get him take it off but Adam just won't! And it's infuriating, why wouldn't he show his face?? Just what does Lucifer have to do to make him take it off??

Also, wearing that thing for everyday must have some unpleasant side effects. I don't think it's good for the skin and once he actually takes it off ppl would look at him like "what's wrong are you sick???" meanwhile he's been just wearing that thing for several days without a break lol.

hey, any excuse to give Adam more character depth is good in my book! Sure, there is a practical and realistic explanation, but who cares about that?

I really do like the idea of Adam desperately trying to get himself a new mask. He feels naked, like there's something wrong, something similar to Blitz scribbling out his face in pictures or Stolas covering his face in his portraits. I imagine Lucifer would be confused bc, idk, the mask is like part of the exorcist uniform right? So why does he want to keep wearing a mask???? Little did he know Adam made the mask a part of the uniform so he could have an excuse to wear it himself all the time.

And yes, wearing that thing all the time is definitely bad for him LOL I can't imagine how unhealthy his skin must be, uh, if that can even be applied to dead people anyway

[blitzsicedcoffee]

Ficlet-HELLATOBER Day 8- Exorcist

Summary:

In Which The Problem of Extermination Day leads to another Problem that Blitz had tried to avoid.

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Blitz grabs his keys and spins them on his finger, whistling a tune. But Loona grabs his shoulder before he leaves the house.

"Where are you going?" She asks. Blitz looks at her with a put off expression, "Uh-to the grocery store".

"No you're not! It's Extermination Day", Loona mentions and points to the 666 newscast she was watching.

It's a sick joke that all the main grocery stores are in Pentagram city. Meanwhile Imp city is only filled with convenience stores. None with fruit or eggs or milk of course. Blitz groans, running his hands down his eyes.

"Whaaat, I thought they just had it six months ago!" He stomps and she shrugs, "Guess they...changed their minds".

Blitz sighs and walks over to open their fridge again and slams it, empty.

"Loonie I gotta go, if I don't we won't have food for a good 24 hours", he says, and heads towards the door again.

But Loona runs in front of it, blocking him.

"No way. You think I'm letting you go there today? Do you know how many sinners look like imps? A lot of them. They'd kill you on accident for sure", she tells him nervously and Blitz frowns and crosses his arms, "Then what do you suggest we do cause I don't have money for eating out".

Loona stutters-"Well I don't exactly have another plan-...." She says and Blitz blinks, "Then move missy, I gotta go. You aren't going hungry on my watch".

She panics as he tries to move her paw from the doorknob and yells out, "I'll call Stolas!" Her eyes go wide. Blitz blinks rapidly, "What?"

"I'll call him if you go", she says and he snickers, "Pff, I'm not scared of him".

"But you're afraid to talk to him", she says smugly, crossing her arms now. He growls under his breath and pushes her gently aside.

"No I'm not. And I'm going. You stay here", he says, heading out the door.

"Suit yourself!" She yells as he leaves. Then dials her phone.

Blitz groans and mutters to himself as he gets in his car, "Fuckin' call Stols if I decide to go to the damn grocery store, I'm a fuckin assassin I can handle myself with other assassins. Fuckin angel bitches-" he starts the car and as he does, someone else joins him in the passenger seat of the van.

"Well hello Blitz", Stolas says and Blitz jumps, eyes wide, then facepalming.

"She really called you?! Fuckin-im sorry Stols it's no big deal you can go", he tells him and Stolas looks to the ground then back at him.

"You would like me to leave?" He asks. Fuck. of course he never wants Stolas to leave. But he hasn't seen him since the party and...that...ended interestingly.

Blitz swallows the stone in his throat, "I- mean if you want to that is I guess. Whatever Loonie said, I don't need help".

"I admit she didn't say much, just, Blitz, exorcist, help", he giggles but Blitz's mouth is agape. He came to be with him for just three words?

"Yeah well-im fine", he says again but starts driving, and Stolas's beak forms a line as he taps his fingers on the dash.

"I'm going to the grocery store", he says. Stolas nods, "Ah".

They continue driving in silence until Blitz gets to the mouth of the tunnel to Pentagram City and he stops suddenly on the side of the road with his hazard lights on.

Stolas looks around, "Is there something wrong with the van?" Blitz laughs, "Why are you here Stolas".

Stolas stutters now, "W-well I care-". Blitz takes a deep breath, "Do you?"

"What?!" Stolas blinks, "Of course". Blitz groans and rubs his face, "Because every time I come to you, it's 'oh Blitz, I can't see you' but then I need you and what you're fine?"

The owl in his passenger seat stays quiet. Letting him rant.

"I mean just fucking choose, Stols! I can't keep playing this damn game okay?"

He puts his hand to his chest now, "Game?! You think this is a game, Blitz?! It wouldn't have to be a game if you just told me your feelings initially instead of stringing me along like I should know everything about your subtlety! Well I don't! So why don't y-you spell it out for me Blitz!"

"Was that succubus fucker a better kisser than me?" He demands.

"What?!" Stolas asks incredulously. Blitz crawls toward him, "Did he fiddle your holes the way I do? Did you think about me the whole night? Or did you just move on to another imp? To another poor sap who's going to be disappointed when they make a connection with you".

Stolas chokes back a sob and holds his mouth, "Blitz I didn't mean- that's not-" he insists and reaches out to him but Blitz swipes him away.

"No, get out of my van Stols", he says, pointing.

"What?!" The tears escape Stolas's hand. The corners of Blitz's eyes tearing now as well.

"I said get out!!!!", he yells, and Stolas climbs out hurriedly, holding himself.

Blitz gets out too and walks towards him and Stolas takes a step back but Blitz just sits on the ground with his head in his hands. Stolas looks up, willing away tears.

"I loved you", Blitz mumbles. "What?" Stolas replies. He walks closer to him and sits on the grassy ground next to him on the side of the road.

After a few moments of silence, "I care for you too", he says. Blitz turns and holds his head.

"What? What did I say!" Stolas says, tears forming again.

"You can't say it. What I said", Blitz squeezes his eyes shut, "I don't blame you".

Something clicks in his brain and he holds Blitz hand, him letting him. Blitz keeping his eyes shut.

"Blitz I don't know what love means", he explains, the tears falling down his face. "What?" Blitz replies, opening his eyes and tears fall.

"I...told you I just want to be wanted. Because Ive never been wanted even by family. I don't..I don't know love I don't know what that feels like", he tells him and blinks as Blitz puts his hand onto Stolas's cheek and wipes some of his tears.

"You're ruining your pretty feathers, feathers", he says and Stolas grabs his hand gently, "I'm being serious here Blitz".

"I know", he says and looks in Stolas's eyes, "I Love you Stolas. That's...I can show you. Let me show you?" He asks desperately, scooching closer to him.

Stolas smiles and nods, eyes squeezing tears away as Blitz takes his cheeks gently and kisses his forehead and caresses his claw down the back of his head, sitting in his lap and gives him soft kisses all over his face. Then finally to his lips. So gentle. The kind of kiss Stolas has never experienced from Blitz, or anyone.

"I care for you Stols", he squeezes him tight and Stolas returns the favor and they stay like this for a while. Until that is, they realize they're still sitting on th side of the road. People honking once in a while.

Stolas chuckles, "I suppose we should go to the grocery before your daughter starves?" He asks Blitz.

Blitz stands up and offers a hand to Stolas, pulling him up. They get back in the car, Blitz clearing more room for Stolas's legs and restarts the car.

Blitz smiles to Stolas, "Alright. Let's go kick some angel ass".