#Evil Pimp

[2019mordor]

[encoffin]

no I’m not a christian but I always go and sit at church just so I can watch them drive your body away in a hearse

[pepsi-zero-truther]

Good morning! Good mornin music:

[pepsi-zero-truther]

[yellowsnow77]

Soft Kill - Metta World Peace

No sé para qué queremos un nuevo disco de The Cure si cada poco tiempo aparece por aquí uno de Soft Kill. En los últimos años, la banda de Portland se ha especializado en ese pop oscuro y melódico que tanto nos gusta por aquí. Además, la voz de su cantante es prácticamente igual que la de Robert Smith. Pero bueno, no voy a ser malo y voy a decir que sus influencias van más allá de la mítica banda…

[angelyuji]

more pervy boss Stan!! I crave he :3

tw // nasty pervy behavior, noncon, power imbalance, yandere/dead dove content under the cut

18+!!!!!! minors dni

pervy boss stan who makes you wear a miniskirt to work cuz he likes seeing your ass hang out and also he gets more tips and money for hiring a “whore like you”

pervy boss stan who would force you to come in earlier, so he could fuck you full of his cum and make you go through the day marked by him.

pervy boss stan who makes sure to keep the cameras on, so he can look back to watch him fuck you or see you uncomfortably walk around, careful not to let yourself drip onto the floor.

pervy boss stan who makes you grind on his shoe to get yourself off. when you cum, he makes you lick his shoe clean.

pervy boss stan who forces you to switch from being a mystery shack employee to his new live-in maid.

additionally: pimp boss stan who would force you to get groped or fucked by any customer that pays him the most.

[burningtheroots]

IDK who made this but it couldn’t be more true.

[foxymaskmike]

Bro WHAT IS THE PLAN 😭🙏???

[sicklymadscientist]

hi, hope this isn't a bother, but do you have any Alastor head cannons related to snz or just sickness in general?

Not a bother in the slightest! I love getting asks! 😃

Al/astor Snz/Sick Headcanons

I had to have a good think on this one because so much of what we see of Alastor is a performance, and sometimes I think I have a good guess at what his motives are, and other times I wonder if he has me fooled. When it comes to sick headcanons, I think I can distill his behavior down to two driving factors: 1) His need to be in control, and 2) How it would benefit him to be perceived (which is really just an extension of his need to be in control). So with that in mind~

He absolutely loathes sneezing for the lapse of control and display of vulnerability, and he obstructs the view of his face as much as possible by covering with a handkerchief, which he conjures out of thin air at the moment he needs it.

Being the powerful overlord he is, he doesn’t get sick very often. So when he DOES, he is personally offended and extremely irritable about it. His smile takes on an almost constant snarl.

His sneezes are overlaid with the sounds of radio static. Sometimes when he sneezes, particularly if it’s a fit, there will also be a loud, high-pitched noise like microphone feedback that makes everyone wince and cover their ears.

How he presents himself will differ depending on who his audience is, and either way it’s a facade. If he’s at an overlord meeting, he will do everything in his power to hide his symptoms and avoid showing vulnerability or weakness. If he’s amidst his hotel fam, he will let his symptoms be seen and maybe even put on a little act of downplaying it, playing the part of the poor sickie trying to power through who doesn’t want anyone to fuss over him; what he gains by this is their sympathy, and them potentially viewing him as more vulnerable than he actually is, making them let their guard down and be more inclined overall to trust him, which keeps him in a position of power over them.

The one person he will slightly lower the facade around is Rosie. He’s a mama’s boy and she reminds him of his mama. He would admit to her that he’s not feeling his best and would allow her to take care of him, and get comfort from it.

He blesses others when they sneeze because it’s good manners, but it’s a “bless you” that seems to say “I see your weakness and I look forward to exploiting it,” or “Your suffering delights me.”

[vivianbernadetteaurora]

Hayden panettiere

,.So guys let’s talk about Hayden Panettiere who’s roughly the same age as me for years I thought she was about two weeks younger than me I’ve never really watched a TV show that she’s been in but I know of her and I know about her and I know she’s had a lot of tragedy in her life in fact she’s actually a year. Older than me nearly she’s a Leo woman Firefox which makes so much sense. When you hear the blind items about her and what she said she didn’t like her co-star on Nashville., she was sleeping with one of the producers and she frightened to not sleep with him if he didn't have the other actress fired

,.Supposedly she had a really wicked stage mother who would make her sleep with all these different men like most of them just like I said with Kathy hilton’s mother. Who made sure her daughters all got with wealthy men now to be honest I don’t think that’s the worst crime like you thought my daughter out sort of thing like I think I’d be the same if I had daughters I’d want a man to be supporting them to me that is the job of the male.

��And I’m sorry, man, if you disagree with me on that one, but because I used to be beautiful, I believe that the women bring their lips and the man brings the money. And I can’t say that anymore but I can because I’ve got the charm anyway let’s go back to Hayden she was in two hit TV shows and neither of which I watched but the most crazy thing in her life or one of is the fact that she was in Diana Jenkins book room 21 I think it’s called and people feel that she basically pimped her and possibly Lindsay Lohan out. Which is pretty sickening. Unless someone wants to do it willingly and they’re not on drugs and they’re looked after well then I don’t think it’s the worst thing in the world I look at Heidi flies a little bit like that but I still think she’s got dark energy but her Madam Alex was the evil Madam it's been big since the beginning of time and poor Hayden through all the postpartum depression in the end she had lost custody of her daughter. And because CW shows are so bad, they write these storylines into the show and for these people to live, Their pain and misery that’s happening in their life.. which is so sad I mean we’ve seen Misha Barton we’ve seen Amanda Barnes we’ve seen Lindsay Lohan we’ve seen all these actresses go crazy.

[valentinoappreciator]

Thinking about Valentino again again again… how he would looooove to show off his newest obsession and toy (me) UNTIL he realizes he has feelings for me. Serious feelings. The kinda feelings where he can't stand the idea of someone getting to me, or someone taking me away from him. Sooooo he locks me in the V tower, essentially keeping me prisoner 🥰

[pepsi-zero-truther]

I absolutely need this fucking shirt wtf.

I think i may celebrate starting e with a dope ass evil pimp shirt. Only time will tell.

[evil-airy]

You are such a strawberry pimp

No.

[gumdropgamespot]

Bro. Every time I try to be mean to my sims I fail. Miserably.