#evil old man

[angelyuji]

more pervy boss Stan!! I crave he :3

tw // nasty pervy behavior, noncon, power imbalance, yandere/dead dove content under the cut

18+!!!!!! minors dni

pervy boss stan who makes you wear a miniskirt to work cuz he likes seeing your ass hang out and also he gets more tips and money for hiring a “whore like you”

pervy boss stan who would force you to come in earlier, so he could fuck you full of his cum and make you go through the day marked by him.

pervy boss stan who makes sure to keep the cameras on, so he can look back to watch him fuck you or see you uncomfortably walk around, careful not to let yourself drip onto the floor.

pervy boss stan who makes you grind on his shoe to get yourself off. when you cum, he makes you lick his shoe clean.

pervy boss stan who forces you to switch from being a mystery shack employee to his new live-in maid.

additionally: pimp boss stan who would force you to get groped or fucked by any customer that pays him the most.

[old-lemon-tree]

Shut up, RDR2 Colter tutorial on the fighting Mechanics!

Dutch van der Linde is leaning on the doorframe, only half-illuminated, smoking a cigar and looking on as Arthur beats a man like he's his very well trained attack dog! I've got no time to read which button to press to parry!

[fedorasaurus]

[Un]fortunately, I am drawing a sexy Lassic.

[jinxtheshadow]

I’ve lost all sense of shame- I’m about to go on a flight and if my plane falls out of the sky, i had to get this out of my system some how lmaooo

GOD DAMN YOU EVIL OLD MEN- MY ONLY NEMESIS

[goferwashere]

“I’ll guide us to the right path, my lady.”

Sketch here bc I accidentally zoomed in too far on the sketch for this version ⬇️

YOU CAN SEE THE SHAPE I WAS GOING FOR A LOT MORE CLEARLY HERE 😭😭

[sweetpeathecat]

He is the lesser of the 2 evils but he is still evil. This situation is a chilling reminder of that.

"lesser evil"

[chaldkicker]

Parasite

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

UGHGJHTGH THEYRE SO FAMILY TO MEEEE

[jorbus-mcdoorbus]

dogboy molloy vs puppyboy molloy

[mugiwara-lucy]

Kamala will make the FUNNIEST president in all of American history 😂

[actual-arrrchie]

the sketches are shit but you get the vision

[yappacadaver]

He's here O_O

As soon as i heard this guy doesn't like to sweat i said come with me sir we're doing rigorous activities.

Okay back to work lmao

Commissions always open ♥

This design is on redbubble!

[courfeyracs-swordcane]

Dude your evil lookalike fucking bit me

[sirgawainofgalifrey]

You know, I have a hard time believing Ford liked Fidds that much when they first met.

This started off as: haha Stanford "Grammer, Stanley" Pines would have had an aneurysm meeting Fiddleford and then it spiraled out of control.

The last ones based off that one daredevil comic btw. (I saw it and I thought of them)

[on-the-clear-blue]

So yall know that the League of Assassin's are like, an eco terrorist thing right? Well I just had this idea.

Sam, coming into Danny's room and just face planting on his bed: Ugh...

Danny, who was sleeping, awoken as his friend who had gone missing 6 moths ago flopped onto of him: OH SWEET-NOCTURN IF THIS ISNT REAL I AM GONING TO SOUP YOY SO HARD...

Sam, reaching up and slapping her hand on his mouth:Shhh, less screaming, more sleeping, escaping murder cults takes more energy than I thought.

Sam produces to pass out and sleep for three days straight.

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Tucker, lookingnup from his PDA: so...you joined what you thought was a peaceful protest and some how ended up in a eco terrorist death cult of assassins? I mean...shit now I have to do something interesting...

Danny, choking on his drink: Nuh uh, your the normal one Tuck, I died and now have a magical girl transformation and Sam got kidnapped by ninjas and somehow even more bad ass, you...you can still get out of this and just be a normal person.

Sam, nodding sadly: Yeah...don't conform to our standards Tucker, be your true, weak little boney self.

Tucker, sniffing:I am so going to not do that.

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Just the idea that Sam not only got League training but also got out is hilarious to me, like yeah, that is the kinda bs that would happen.

Alsoni can just see her dropping random lore shit.

Sam, bored as the boys study: Did you know thst the Demon Head dunks himself in corrupted ecto? Yeah it's gnarly man, didn't taste good.

Danny, going to speak before pausing and thinking, before sighing:Yeah I would have licked it too.

Tucker, frowning as he finishes his "Evil invention-enator": You both have so many issues.

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Sam, trying to teach Danny the basic league hand to hand:Come on dude! It's not that hard!

Danny, falling flat on his ass after not even touching Sam: Ow ow ow...fuck yeah it kinda is!

Sam, rolling her eyes: If not only the Demon Heads six year old grandson can learn but also Ellie? You can too.

Danny, mutterinf under his breath before pausing completely:ELLIE? What was she doing with a murder cult? I thought she learnt her lesson after the last one!

Sam, shrugging before putting kicking at Danny on the floor: I don't know she was following a guy around who was catatonic, said something about being angry at him for not answering her pen pal messages or whatever, I was more busy training to really care...like you should be doing!

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Years later Sam is joining Danny and Tucker in Gotham, Tucker because he was scouted by both WE and Lexcorp, he wanted to choose the evil company because poorer work place regulations and the likely hood of him getting a powerbost was much higher, but was bullied by his friends/partners into choosing WE.

Sam, coming to the R&D labs late one night bringing Tucker dinner so he doesn't starve working a late shift, blinking as she sees a short boy sneaking out of the lab: Biraeam? (Sprout in Arabic) what are you doing here.

Damian, blinking right back, experimental tech Bruce has yet to clear for the field clutched under one arm and the blueprints for a new type of explosive batarang in the other: Manson...I-I could ask you the same.

Sam, raising an eyebrow and staring down Damian: bringing dinner to my husband...who works here...and I can only think that you do not. So I ask that you put those things you have down and tell your bastard of a grandfather not to step back in this place.

Damian, eyes squinting, he hadn't been around his grandfather for ages at this point but still felt offended at her tone: I don't think I will.

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An epic fight produces where they both try not and spill/destroy the things that they are carrying until either Tucker or Tim find them and explain everything.

The everlasting Trio gets invited over for dinner (mostly because Bruce is a paranoid bastard and dislikes thst one of his employees is dateing/ is partners with an ex-LoA member) and it's a bit of just pointing at each other and shit

Sam, slamming her hands down on the table as she stands: Kindly Mr Wanye, Shut the fuck up, I know your batman, we all fucking know it so if you are going to try and interrogate us at least do it properly!

Danny, sipping his wine: I mean...I-I didn't know but I um...haven't been paying much attention to the bat dude...Rag man is cooler.

Sam, glaring:And you! Fucking Ragman? You can do so much better.

Danny, offended for his hero: Oi! He does good work!

Bruce, frowning as this night has gotten away from him: He kills people.

Sam, waving over at Bruce: Exactly!

Danny, rolling his eyes: Exactly she says, while having a kill count that's still growing, Exactly she says when she was the one that pushed that oil tycoon off the 50th floor.

Sam wincing,: Maybe not in front of batman babe?

Danny, looking over to Bruce that is looking ready to fight: Shit...imma call Tuck and tell him to start packing...

[lilybug-02]

In short- the bugs of Hallownest did not take it well. Lots of screaming about "The end of the world" and "past sins coming back to haunt them". Elderbug almost had his second heart attack and basically every bug, other than the Pale King children and Quirrel, hid for several hours. (Zote likes to claim he was the first to make contact)

As for why Dewi's Dad is in Dirtmouth? Well, he wasn't very happy when his 11 year old son told him about going into a 'mysterious cave' to see his bug friends. Adult supervision and all that.