#Everyone shut the fuck up

[beefdogcoffee]

WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE WIFE

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

GOOD MORNING SSKK NATION this interview is fucking me up on an astronomical level

[softavasilva]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH AKA WARRIOR NUN COMEBACK

[i-restuff]

The next trailer for Mutant Mayhem officially arrives May 31st! Also the release date for the film got moved up too August 2nd!

[lonely-night]

wait.... so kalinda really killed her abusive husband??? nothing mentioned in this episode about what she did last ep?????

YALL WEREN'T LYING WHEN KALINDA KILLED HER HUSBAND BECAUSE HE THREATENED ALICIA??????

I THOUGHT IT WAS FANFIC WHAT THE FUCK

[detentiontrack]

IM SO NOTMAL IM SO JORMAL IM SO NOTMAL IM SO NOTMAL

[cat-downthestreet]

Man, I love Matpat, but his Zelda theories are just the WORST. Does he even know the lore?

Also, no, I'll never stop being angry about his Majora's Mask purgatory/dream theory. If Link died at the start of that game- when he was a KID, mind you- how do you explain the existence of Twilight Princess' Hero's Shade? In order for Link's ghost to look like that, he would've had to die as an ADULT. Otherwise, the Hero's Shade wouldn't have been a Stalfos, but a Skull Kid. You could argue that Link is internally an adult because of the whole time-screwery thing in Ocarina of Time, but that doesn't line up with the lore. You have to actually be an adult to show up as a Stalfos after dying in the Lost Woods. Besides, I'd argue that internally, Link is still just a kid. He didn't stop being a kid just because of the seven year timeskip. He just had to take on the responsibilities of an adult before he even got the chance to grow up.

Moving on. According to the Fallen Timeline, for an entire world to exist within a dream, you'd need a Windfish and a curse that makes him sleep. Majora's Mask had neither. Therefore, Termina is simply an alternate world, sort of like Lorule and the Twilight Realm. It was not a dream. End of story.

Although, I'd argue that the Twilight Realm is the space between worlds. Hyrule is light, Lorule is dark, and twilight is literally the time of day where it's not quite light and not quite dark- as in, just in between. It would make a lot of sense...

Anyways, sorry for the rant. I'm a bit ticked off at the continuous insistence on using dream theory as an explanation for everything that's weird about Majora's Mask. Dream theory is a cop-out. It was never anything else. It's just another way to dismiss making any actual theories about something this complicated.

[musical-chick-13]

I did NOT spend five fucking years breaking my back and my brain getting a degree in this for people to say that musical theatre is corny and useless and inherently shameful.

[breiji]

Sanji birthday Sanji birthday Sanji birthday

[lemontartyellow]

Just remembered Oswald and Martin. He literally loved his boy………………………

[sad-emo-dip-dye]

IS THAT LIGHT?!!?!!! IN HIS EYES!!!?!?!!

[performing-personhood]

Star Trek fandom: Picard sucks! It's nothing LIKE the Star Trek we know!!! I can't BELIEVE how bad the writing is!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Picard showrunners: okay, heard! We'll make the final season a love letter to TNG, get the whole gang back together, bring back the old sets and villains, and give you everything a TNG fan could possibly want!

Star Trek fandom: OMG PICARD SUCKS!!!! THIS IS NOTHING LIKE THE LAST TWO SEASONS!!!!!!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW BAD THE WRITING IS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

[dumbbitchawards]

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER BRENDAN FRASER

[aliceinmadnessland]

If housing wasn't absurdly expensive I'd have left this house years ago. I'd rather be alone and deal with my thoughts 24/7 than dealing with my own family 'cause I can't fucking stand them anymore.

[prettygirlgerard]

kill all your friends live demo

[hazstur]

Jesus fuck I just saw a post that said "I don't care that Andrew Tate is a misogynist that's the least interesting thing about him I don't care about the misogyny but I do care that he's participating in human trafficking" like ????????

Have people really become so afraid of feminism that they don't understand what misogyny means anymore??? It's not just calling a white lady a bitch you empty-headed fucks the human trafficking is KINDA RELATED