#Every Time

[girlnadian]

pangi: zam i think pili is manipulative he lied to me so much hes like a toxic ex i want to keep my distance ok just be careful

pili as soon as zam shows up: omg omfg prince zam hiii hiiii omggg hiiii hi omg

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[t4tmoogirl]

>talking to cute girl >she sounds cute >she does cute things >she insists she is not cute >over and over she stresses that she is actually ugly >she finally sends a selfie >look inside >stunningly beautiful woman

[spaghettioverdose]

[ post comparing a country that hasn't gone to war in 40 years, is leading in green energy, has been building infrastructure in the global south and given interest free loans (which are often forgiven) to some of the most impoverished countries on earth etc. to a country that has been at war for its entire existence and has been doing nothing but plundering other countries' economy ]

guy who is from the country that has been at war for its entire existence: damn it really sucks that both countries are shit. and like the same. they have the same problems. it sucks how similar they are. damn it sucks for the people of both countries that the countries are like that. cause they're the same.

[frownyalfred]

Every time I read a “Justice League meets their evil counterparts from another universe” fic and it’s Clark, Diana and everyone else fighting their evil doppelgängers while the Batmans just…talk? I eat that shit up every time. Even if they do end up fighting, those Bruces always gotta sit down and hash it out first, maybe nerd out a little bit. You know, normal things to do with your evil twin from another universe.

[joeywllson]

Roy whenever he’s having a nice time: wow I wish I could share this with dick

[classycookiexo]

[little-pondhead]

Me: man, I’m bored with AO3 down, what should I do? *automatically goes to open AO3*

Me: …oh yeah

[my-heart-of-heart]

Me: Whatever the reason or implication, Chester’s statements have a pattern of reflecting Jon’s story in tma. It shouldn’t come as too much of a surprise that this pattern would continue.

Tmagp 11: Chester reads a statement about a guy who is driven to paranoia and stalking tendencies because he needs to See and Know what’s going on.

Me: HOLY SHIT

[fleur-a-whump]

man i love the notes on whump content. they're always like, 'this is the most horrifying thing i've ever read! give me more right now!' or 'noooo poor sweet baby blorbo!! make it worse >:)' its just so silly and fun

[horreurscopes]

when the cat is being really annoying and getting in the way while you're busy doing chores / moving around and you're like what is it girl what do you need what's wrong you have everything you could need in the world please my hands look like this so your paws can look like this. not now father is washing your disgusting dishes. and after troubleshooting you find out what the damn cat wants is for you to lay down in bed doing nothing so she can loaf on your chest purring softly, also doing nothing

[ineffablejaymee]

leitner??? jurgen leitner?! stupid IDIOT motherfUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GODDAMN FOOL BOOKCOLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD AVATAR OF THE WHORE

[daisymaestinkus]

Sliming all over my pillow

[wishfulsketching]

Some of the cast of We're Alive. Would take me forever to draw them all so I just drew some of my faves and most important characters. And the bad guys

We're Alive is definitely worth a listen if you like zombie/horror stories

[pangur-and-grim]

why is it that whenever I look up something distinguishing I do, the first result is autism