#Even though he's an actual dumbass

[zaphodbeeblebroxssecondhead]

My comfort blorbo: *does the most pathetic, idiotic thing you have ever seen a human do*

Me: THAT'S MY BOY! Go darling go

[appllelisa]

Sumerus best 24/7 babysitting/daycare service on the go - Bestowed by Alice herself

look man if you're gonna be associated with the hexenzirkel even SLIGHTLY you're gonna babysit klee at some point.

[voncel]

My fellow IASIP genderbenders, do y’all change Mac’s name? Because although Ronnie and Mac both work as a female name, I’ve been feeling like renaming Mac to Wendys (spelled like that) McDonald to fit into the theme Luther and Ms.Mac were obviously going for. Is it too confusing? Should I just stick to Ronnie ‘cause it’s simpler or go all out in the rule 63?

Because to be honest I think his parents would be set on this beautiful name homage no matter the gender

[forcedhesitation]

why should it just be steve who has all the torturous purgatory realm fun?

[moongothic]

Crocoman has been on my mind lately and I had a realisation (what I have to admit is that my memory is shit, so the whole conundrum might be pointless, but) wet + Croco = bad times for our Sandman. So... If he slices up a man and in turn gets splashed by blood, does he just... nullifies his own power? You can smush or suffocate with sand, but Crocodile makes stabby weaponry from it too, stabby weaponry that I am reasonably sure is attached to his arm at times. Does he developed a combo of sucking the moisture off his victim right before it soaks him and makes him a sad soggy man?

He loves living right on the edge. Desk right in front of a huge glass window that is the only thing separating him from tons of water rushing in and ending his career? check (additional flex is that it'd take as little as one very motivated bonk from his bananawani to said window for that end to come). Close ranged, bloody fights that pose the very reasonable danger of getting soaked by blood? check. Our man fears nothing.

I mean from what we've seen, usually Crocodile uses his stabby-slicy attacks from a distance, while in close range it's usually either Sables to blast people off or Barján to dehydrate people, as seen here

Like Barján doesn't cut people, surely Crocodile could've used it to cut people instead if he wanted to, but no, it mummified the guards instead

So considdering our beloved Crocodile is a smart little boy, this all could be intentional, because yeah, if he did get splooshed with blood he would lose his Logia Invunerability at least until the blood would dry, and that would just be inconvenient

And that would make for a good combat tactic in general- mummify those in range, if you can't mummify them then nuke them with Sables, and if Sables only blasts them out of your range, well now you can use Desert Spada to slice 'em without getting moisturized. Like if this was a video game that'd make for a good gameplay loop

Also while it's only stated in canon he can absorb moisture with his hand, I wouldn't be surprised if Crocodile could also passively absorb moisture from his whole body (if just less efficiently). Like during Round 2 with Luffy he did get completely soaked but was able to turn back to sand soon again, so unless the Alabastan Heat was on Croc's side, surely he couldn't have dried that fast. Same for when he was covered partially in his own blood in Marineford, surely when Doflamingo decapitated him he would've actually died if his face was still wet with blood (though Oda forgot to draw the blood on that page so take that with a grain of salt lmao)

Really the only thing that doesn't seem to quite fit into his combat loop nicely is the Big Ol' Stabby Hook as you mentioned, because if anything's gonna make people bleed all over him, it's that, that's the thing (though he could just use the actual base of the hook to pummel people with and the hook is there because. It's a prosthetic.) (You know I did always wonder why Croc wanted to use the hook instead of the hidden blade because surely the blade would be more convenient for inflicting pain but, actually, yeah, the hook makes sense)

This all said, while it would be inconvenient for him I would like to see Crocodile get covered in blood more often, it looks good on him ❤️

[zonotrichia-albicollis]

Giant personal vent time

This guy stole somewhere between 3 to 6 MILLION dollars from my grandmother by conning my great aunt into signing over her estate and medical & financial power of attorney to him literally on her death bed

I and my aunt have been working basically a whole second job the last 3 months trying to get together a legal case to go after this guy. And now my grandma wants to drop it. And no one else has standing so what the fuck can we do.

This man has absolutely done this to other ppl before, there is no doubt in my mind. I’ve seen his property records for just what’s publicly available in my county and it’s sketchy as hell. I am never going to get over this but there’s nothing I can do.

Gonna put like a million more thoughts in the tags because I’m losing my fucking mind.

[stinkrascal]

after the events of bg3 i love to imagine that daveth and shadowheart get a cute little cottage in baldurs gate, and theyre within a 5 min walk from aza and wyll. so they all visit each other on occasion and its very sweet stuff. and sometimes they all make trips to waterdeep to go visit gale and eris. and idgaf what bg3 says about karlach's ending, in MY canon her heart is totally fixed and she can live in baldurs gate no problem. so get this. her and deneka my sweet little githyanki ive never posted here before but who totally exists within my bg3 canon. get this. they live in baldurs gate. and. theyre neighbors with the gang. thats right. and get this. you wont even believe this. amarie and astarion stay in baldurs gate. and yeah thats right. theyre neighbors w the gang. and GET THIS. valyna and laezel? they actually dont stay in baldurs gate, cuz they want to go questing and such. but they totally stay in baldurs gate on occasion to come hang out with the gang, so it counts. and halsin comes over sometimes too and spends a few nights every couple of months with daveth and shadowheart. and jaheira lives so close to the gang cuz she LIVES in baldurs gate you guys!!! and minsc is there too. the whole gang is here!! everyone becomes neighbors!!! and they all live happily ever after and stay best friends forever and ever and ever and then their children are best friends and then their childrens children are best friends and

[pythonscrypt]

"quitting" mcc because you're scared of dropping top 10 is insane btw

[medicinemane]

Actually here's a true example of where it's like bro you have the moral backbone of wet putty

He got banned in destiny 2 and he thought it was unjust, and I forget the details, but I was inclined to agree

He swore a blood feud with them, he'd never play again... then like a week later he rebought every last bit of content for it, and like was playing it last night complaining that he didn't think this latest season had much content... but my man... you're still playing it and giving them money... despite the fact you're not enjoying it and also the fact you said you'd never buy it again

I don't think you really get to say "well if a game's good people'll play it no matter what", cause you're just the Spider's Georg of playing every game even if it sucks ass

[grnolan]

“It’s not like that at all. He’s my brother.”

[g0reoz]

actually the real reason i'm a xhaka kinnie is the fact that i love hangin out with old people. and old people generally love me! and if someone was a little bitch i would probably threaten to let their grandpa live at my house too if we're being completely honest

[todayisafridaynight]

in my heart sawashiro and arakawa have the same thing going on that minedai do but slightly to the left...like theres a visible difference and a different vibe but...its there yknow...less crazy but also more crazy because theyre older are you getting the vibe im laying down this is difficult to explain

no i get the vibe i got you. it's like minedai but with dads and less willingness to murder his boss out of grief

[iamthepulta]

feeling romantic. fuck the AU and being productive I'm going to go write a bunch of westlijah

I have karoke in thirty minutes though. Today is just liveblog day so who knows. But tomorrow will be for Westlijah.

[fernthefanciful]

Soooooo fun story time!

My uncle had his own butchery, and when it opened he sat down with a friend of his who makes signs like these, figured out prices and sales, and the friend made the signs and hung them.

But the friend put a fake sign in there, and waited for my uncle to notice.... and waited.... and waited.

Until at some point a regular asked "I've been coming here for six years (!), and I've always wanted to ask.

What the hell is a deer ass-filet sandwich??"

When it's a REALLY rough first draft:

[mbat]

i feel like the biggest problems with lucifer wouldnt be there if it wasnt a show written by christians for christians and i do mean that

[kavehater]

He’s so easy to beat I said I would beat him easy peasy and I DID.