#Evan rosier/barty crouch jr

[graverobbber]

Forgive me for self-reccing here. None of these are normal, nice, fluffy fics (pls read the tags!), but at least they’re rosekiller. I don’t think they’re too hardcore in the grand scheme of rosekiller fics, but I’m desensitised asf. I didn’t include my Rosekiller cannibalism fic here but I do have one of those too lol.

The Dogs We Bet On (and all the ways in which they lose), E, 3k complete, rosekiller. Religious trauma, murder boyfriends, and all the perverted freaky goodness of two people who love each other a bit too hard and fast. My love letter to rosekiller and Ethel Cain.

I Won’t Cry For You (I won’t crucify the things you do), E, 2.7k complete, rosekiller/regulus, Black Brothers, set in the Dogs We Bet On universe. A snapshot of one messy drunken night out, where everything feels both hazy and sharp as a knife.

If I’m On Fire (You’ll be made of ashes, too), E, 939 complete, rosekiller one shot. Drag racing, automotive chicken. Barty wants to feel real, and death doesn’t scare him. Evan has never been the first to give in.

me scrolling through ao3 trying to find a normal rosekiller fic

jegulus “no”

jegulus “no”

fucking a memory of a corpse?? “not tonight”

jegulus “no”

shapeshifter bestiality “no??”

dead dove, blood kink “finally something normal!”

[graverobbber]

AO3

18+ minors dni. Read all the tags. Fuck JKR. Practice good fandom etiquette.

(Last updated: 17.02.25)

MASTERLIST:

Wherever, Whatever. E, 24k, wolfstar. Complete. My Own Private Idaho AU. Portland, 1971. Remus Lupin knows the American dream is just that, a dream. But it’s hard to tell the difference when Sirius Black is looking at him.

Reckoner. E, 1.7k, DDDNE! Rosekiller, Decayer Universe. He tasted like sweetness and home and blood, still water and something acrid, like ammonia. Like death.

Decayer, E, 2.6k, complete wolfstar oneshot. A smutty glimpse into an AU where all hope is lost. Regulus is dead, and Sirius can’t speak or seem to stop killing. Remus treats him very gently. Based off of Depeche Modes’ song ‘precious.’

The Long Road Home. E, 6.7k complete. Wolfstar. A messy night out and a messy morning after. Remus plays bass, and he looks far too good while doing it. All of the fun incestuous friendship dynamics we all know and love. Inspired entirely by the vocals from the band CAKE.

The Dogs We Bet On (and all the ways in which they lose), E, 3k complete, rosekiller. Religious trauma, murder boyfriends, and all the perverted freaky goodness of two people who love each other a bit too hard and fast. My love letter to rosekiller and Ethel Cain.

I Won’t Cry For You (I won’t crucify the things you do), E, 2.7k complete, rosekiller/regulus, Black Brothers, set in the Dogs We Bet On universe. A snapshot of one messy drunken night out, where everything feels both hazy and sharp as a knife.

If I’m On Fire (You’ll be made of ashes, too), E, 939 complete, rosekiller one shot. Drag racing, automotive chicken. Barty wants to feel real, and death doesn’t scare him. Evan has never been the first to give in.

[beataylorsversion]

why can't gay people flirt normally

like "ur cute," "no ur cute," isn't that hard

it doesn't have to be:

"finally the flesh reflects the madness within,"

"well, you'd know all about the madness within wouldn't you remus?"

[until-the-house-shakes]

I feel like Barty would ask Evan the most RANDOM questions at like 3 AM.

Barty: if I died. Do you want them to surgically connect my dick to you? Like do you want my dick for your bottom surgery?

Evan: I don’t think that’s how it works.

Barty:… damn.

*Barty waking up Evan as if he just had a nightmare*

Barty: Do you think my animagus would be a horse?

Evan: Why would it be a horse?

Barty: I’m so scared of them Ev. Please say it wouldn’t be a horse.

Evan:… WHY WOULD IT BE A HORSE?

One more

Barty: When we get married, can Reg be my best man?

Evan: No.

Barty: … oh so I guess we’re not getting married then

Evan: He’s officiating it.

Barty:… fine.

[exoras-deus]

Rosekiller being cute for once in their lifetime

You can be certain Evan decided he was done with other people, went to sleep on the couch, and Barty just slumped on top of him.

Anyway, it's my first post here, I don't have much more to post yet, but don't worry it'll come :]

[rudamaruda520]

Regulus: I get a feeling that the two of you will get along really well! *immediately leaves*

*Sirius and Barty sitting in visibly uncomfortable silence for a long while*

Sirius: Quidditch?

Barty: Nah...

Barty: Serial killers?

Sirius: Not really...

Sirius: Motorcycles?

Barty: Maybe...

Barty: um... mommy issues?

Sirius: Kinda?!

Sirius: hmm... pretending to be straight but actually very much gay and in love with a grumpy best friend?

Barty: Omg! We'll really get along well!

[not-rab]

*at a death eater meeting*

Barty: They hate our strategies because we're dating!

Evan: …

Evan: We’re not dating?

Regulus: YOU’RE NOT!?

Barty *getting off Evan’s lap*: We’re not?!

[bri-cheeses]

*Dorcas introducing Marlene to the Skittles for the first time*

Dorcas: “This is Regulus. Yes, he does bite. Do not mention James or Sirius around him.”

Dorcas: “This is Evan-and-Barty. Do Not separate them unless you are prepared to face the consequences.”

Dorcas: “And this is Pandora. She can see the future sometimes and has predicted horrible deaths for all of us, but we don’t like to worry about that.”

Dorcas: “What do you think, babe?” :3

Marlene: “… I think I’ve just unknowingly started dating a cult member”

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Evan: I love you, I really do, but we can't date Barty: What? Why? Evan: Because what happens if we break up? Barty: ... Barty: ! Barty: Who gets Regulus in the divorce?! Evan: Exactly!

[doodlemcjazzhands]

hello! Since you said you’re taking marauders fanart requests:

can you draw a fluffy dorlene one of them cuddling on a couch, or a really sad one of bartys reaction to regulus/evan’s death, or to both? If not it’s perfectly fine. have a great day/night and remember to take care of yourself!

<3

[likeprongstostars]

the peak of my art career

[regulusblock]

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[eeviee4]

On james’ and regulus’ wedding day, Barty and Evan giving James polaroids throughout the day of reg in little lingerie and outfits doing a boudoir photoshoot and James just going feral.

[always-reading]

*from pinterest*

talk ur shit

[fallenseraph01]

[spiritstar477]

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)