#Ethos shopping addiction

[germworms]

Ethos shopping addiction in season 8 >>

Also the first fully colored (Pink) Etho I've ever done. I made him pink because

Might start brainrotting some hermit art on this blog •••

[brainrot-has-overtaken-me]

Etho: I don’t have a shopping addiction. This season of Hermitcraft I’m going to control myself

*immediately cuts to him spending 400 diamonds at once*

[floef-likes-minecraft]

Putting Silly Bois in silly boats are we??

I see what you did there, Joel Smallishbeans.

Not obsessed at all

[shade-e-e-es]

Ooh ooh ooh! I love the sound of your early players/phantom Etho headcanons! If you’re ok with it, I’d love to hear more, especially about Etho copying Joehills’s code?

Why thank you for asking!!!

Etho first realized he could change code when he wanted to go out into the sun. Wanted to see the sky and all that, y’know. Eventually he just went. I’m gonna do it. And he did, and he didn’t burn.

After a particularly brutal attack by a player that left his face incredibly cut up, Etho, while hanging out with Doc, declares that he wishes he was a player. It’s then that Etho reveals that he can go into the sun now, that he would just need a player to change his entire form as long as they were willing to have their entire being studied.

Doc, being himself and knowing many game breaking things before he even got into redstone, proclaims he knows someone who can be considered a player.

A platform of gold, netherrack, light it on fire. Place a paw on the base and go JOE. HEY. CAN YOU COME HERE I NEED HELP.

Not entirely a player but close enough!!

Joe is all for being a pain in Mojangs butt. They keep trying to remove them after all

So basically, the three just hang out for a while while Etho stares into Joes code and copies it All. And after he copies it all theres 2 joes. And then they sit and stare at Etho as he messes with each individual line to see what it does. Slowly changing himself from a carbon copy of herobrine to his own person.

The only thing he can’t change is his busted eye, the scarring, and the fact that he gets really violent when he’s around people who don’t sleep. He has to go to therapy for that.

[ashiyn]

"...im contemplating what i should charge for that [etho wanting to make a deal with doc regarding shulker boxes]. i asked on twitter already, good suggestions are coming in, for example: one was his soul" - doc, hc s8x12

i mean yeah sure, fair enough

[foxeroni]

Hello it is I your favorite joel main here to boat boys propaganda for the polls at @last-lifeduo-standing

It's a brackett for the best life duo. We clearly know who it is. The poll for the next round isn't up yet, but it will be soon.

Go do fraud and stuff idk this is just propaganda my dudes

[convexicalcrow]

We’ve moved onto honey talk. And also maggots. Bc ofc lol.

[daily-ethoslab]

[681] Etho does NOT have a shopping addiction

[lilacsandcandy]

an ethogirl who is often overshadowed by the louder and wilder ethogirls of hermitcraft is Iskall85. he got a vault hunter armor set he's been grinding for for like days now and immediately invaded Ethos solo vault to show him his new outfit. they based together in season 8, he personally funded ethos shopping addiction for that entire season, and they are so toxic to each other when they compete (which is often, it's their favorite thing to do together). iskall has personally asked etho for development help and suggestions with vault hunters which is something he seems to only trust a handful of people with. idk I just love them as a duo they're clearly very good friends and it really shows.

[tjodity]

The three descending layers of Etho's presentation/how people perceive him:

Cool, intimidating Redstone genius and renowned PVP expert who is stoically quiet

Awkward goofball. Bad at talking to people and will make incomprehensible jokes. Skills manifest as having nervous breakdowns over Redstone circuits and avoiding people. Washed up

Cutie Patootie with insane loyalty to his friends. This is the shopping addiction, i-want-to-look-pretty, neow, uwu, gem is great, id-never-betray-cleo tier

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

etho is a terrible person to buy gifts for. with his shopping addiction you’d think it was easy, but no— whenever asked what he wants, he blanks and nervously laughs, and he accepts the present with the same nervousness even if he does actually like it.

one time, in a desperate guess, someone bought him a kakashi figurine, since he dresses so similar to the character. this elicited a slightly more excited response than usual from etho, which everyone took as him really liking naruto but he was actually just surprised that kakashi looked so much like him. so the hermits bought him more naruto stuff and he response to them all was the exact same vaguely nervous gratitude, but this time because he didn’t want to upset the hermits by confessing he doesn’t know the anime. so really, nothing changed

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[days-until-burnout]

It is now day 8 ;)

request short fic involving ravager rush.

jokes on you. it is longer now :D _____

📧 Day 96 -

Characters - Etho/Joel Words - 647 Time - 25 mins Content - Hermitcraft

After finding nothing in his pockets, Joel rummages through the ender chest for spare change. Despite knowing he is low on diamonds, he just cannot help himself—something about this blooming game has him hooked, and if he has to take a loan to play, he probably will. 

He pauses, realizing how stupid that is. 

His hand holds the lid, running his thumb along the edge of it. There are a couple diamonds reserved to buy materials for his next build, and there are the diamonds he made from his shop—and his tools in his inventory almost taunt him, reminding him that he can get the materials himself or even go gather more diamonds. 

Joel wonders if this is what having an addiction is. 

Still, in his haste of mental calculations, he fails to hear someone approaching, and it is not until they are right beside him, practically draped over his side that he realizes. 

He jumps back, tripping on the ender chest and roughing up the side of his leg against the edge of the stair. He falls hard, wincing, pain replaced with anger and frustration. His palm presses hard on the ground, pushing himself to a sitting position to glare, finding Etho looking down at him with wide eyes, shocked. 

“So– Sorry… Just, whoa. Quite, uh, quite the scare, there… buddy…” Etho stutters, offering a hand that Joel simply swats away. Etho dares to look hurt as he takes a step back, shrinking onto himself. “I… Sorry, didn’t mean to scare you…”

Joel glares a second longer then he sighs, using his other hand to rub the back of his neck. When he scoots closer to the edge, he hisses at the scratches on his leg and arm, and this time, he accepts the hand offered. 

He chuckles when Etho does not let go. “What? Scared I’m going to sue you?”

Etho blinks, then squints. He shakes his head. “No. I mean, you wouldn’t, right Joel?”

“Dunno, I’m proper roughed up now. After your little stunt, that is.”

“Sorry,” Etho drags, then Joel freezes when Etho leans over to press their foreheads together. He smirks, however, when Etho stays in place. “I’ll give you two keys.”

“Five and I won’t sue you.”

“Hm. I don’t know, Joel. Is it really my fault you’re such a scaredy cat?”

Joel uses his free hand to shove his shoulder, but he smiles as Etho comes back with some distance between their faces. He can tell Etho is smiling too, that crinkle in his eyes and subtle rise of his mask is enough sign for him. 

“It’s closed anyways, you shouldn’t be here after hours.” Etho argues, and Joel raises his brow. “Maintenance. Gotta keep everything working, you know. I didn’t think the Hermits would come to play so much so now I have to do maintenance.” 

“Oh, how horrible. Dry your tears with those diamonds, won’t you?”

Etho smirks, revealed when he tugs his mask under his chin. Joel’s eyes flicker from his lips back to his eyes, and Etho almost looks elated at the action. 

“I was going to offer you a deal.”

“By hurting me? I could’ve died, you know. Hit my head or got a heart-attack.”

At his antics, Etho only rolls his eyes, continues as always. “Aside from that, I was going to offer some keys.” Joel’s pupils widen with interest before he squints, drawing a quiet chuckle from Etho who inches closer again. “Five kisses for a key. Simple and it costs you nothing.”

Joel cuts the last distance between them, looking up slightly as their lips brush. He smiles and his words touch on Etho’s lips when he speaks, “Gosh, you’re so obsessed with me, Eefo.”

“What of it?” Etho whispers as he leans down, kissing him again.

Joel only smiles, a hand between them to grab Etho’s collar, keeping him in place. 

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i wasnt going to do daily today because i wrote so much already. but why not. smalletho are my pick-me-ups. i love them. my bias<3 also, 4 more days until day 100.... damn

[ethosiab]

this episode had everything. etho desk setup irl picture, callback to the e404 door bit, etho saying uwu, clethubs interaction that mainly involves messing with bdubs, etho's shopping addiction... everything

the image if anyone was wondering

[ashiyn]

holding the early s7 iskall and etho interactions VERY close to my heart. they're just some dudes hanging out, giggling about the most stupid things ever.

[transmcytshowdown]

one time etho (when talking about his shopping addiction) compared himself to a beautiful rich princess in that all the shops wanted him to buy from them (this was in hc s8)

he is a beautiful princess <3

[asketho]

Summer blowout? Where?! Where do I spend my diamonds?!

Knock knock! :D

- @ask-smajor

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