#ask-smajor

[asketho]

Knock knock! :D

- @ask-smajor

Who's there?

[boo-gutzz]

iskall and scott? you might be onto something...

I drew some of the sillies

[d0not-disturb]

okay I saw the bad boys gender swap and fell in love. hear me out. mean gills gender swap

Mean…boys?

[plumadot]

hihihi maybe. maybe a little a little scott s major. maybe just. just a little little bitch ass guy :>

i didn't want him to be lonely so i gave him his husband

[tubbytarchia]

I'm bloody and sweaty and still don't know how to scale people!!!! But I'm done drawing all the lifers so now I have a reference for animation as needed wahoo!! Also boss mobs because I'll need them too

[elven-kisses]

could you draw scott and cleo please… i miss my chosen soulmates

yerrppp

[weatheredcopper]

woooo gem and the scotts !!! 🌸🌸

[bad-traffic-smp-ideas]

Third Life, but everyone has their own personalised rule to torture them specifically that the other players do not know.

The boogeyman system exists, but BigB is the boogeyman every session unless he is red. If there is more than 1 boogey, Scott has a 3x likelihood to be picked, but only after session 3. Joel is never a boogey, and cannot purposefully kill even when red.

Grian cannot purposefully kill any red names, not even in self defense, unless there are only 2 players left.

Jimmy is an exception because he thinks he has no rule, but he actually starts with only 2 lives. He is green on 2 and yellow on 1. The other players know this, and are not allowed to tell him.

Pearl cannot be more than 20 blocks away from another player, both vertically and horizontally, or she starts to take damage

Tango takes double damage to non-PvP sources.

Etho takes all the damage he recieved in each session in bulk at the end of the session.

After session 1 Scar takes constant damage if he is not wearing a full set of armour. He is the only player allowed to wear a helmet.

All damage Martyn does or takes is random, because he's bad at maths.

Cleo and Ren are soulmates and if they ever say something that could be interpreted as an innuendo while in the prescense of the other they instantly lose a life.

Skizz fully dies 1 minute after the person who fully died second dies, unless someone else fully dies in that period.

Impulse takes double damage to everything when there are less than 8 players left and 4x damage to everything when there are less than 4

Bdubs must act serious and gritty at all times. There is no punishment for failing this, but he is told there is.

Every session, Mumbo has a 50% chance to be the Boogie Man. He is not allowed to kill for the entire session not even in self-defense or if he is a red name. He must also inform at least 5 people, including Grian, that he is the Boogie Man by 1 hour 30 minutes into the session or an end crystal explosion will trigger on him.

Every 30 minutes, Lizzie has a 33% chance to be instantly teleported to Joel's location.

Anon I want you to know... that I love you.

Okay but this is LITERALLY one of my new favorite asks. It's so thorough and perfect?? For everyone?? Like hello??!?

[mcytshipsandmore]

The end of session 6 of Secret life was basically

Joel: NO MY WIFE!

Scott: NO MY HUSBAND!

Grian: NO MY MUMBO!

😭😭😭😭😭 LMFAO IT WAS 😭 -⭐️

[150en]

for requests could i get a scott and cleo… the allies ever

Thanks for the request! I think they'll look cool in glasses, hope you like it~~

[dollar-store-mothman]

Obsessed with the idea that joel and scotts one sided rivalry in the life series stems from the fact that they have known each other for so long that joel sees right through scotts little social game. Joel knows how charismatic and charming scott is, knows how much of a little shit he actually is and has decided he needs to die because of it

[asketho]

Ethooo?

Scott flew in, landing gracefully before going back to looking more like a human. The wings on his back disappeared without a trace and now he just looked like regular old Scott again. He was holding a glove in his hand

Etho a goose came up to me and it was holding a glove is this yours and how did it get this?

@ask-smajor

[ Etho turns, having been working on a new storage system. ]

Ah! Yeah, thanks. That goose is a jerk, man!

[ He takes the glove and puts it in his pocket. ]

[boo-gutzz]

Requesting flower husbands but witchcraft smp!

They'd b literally that one meme

[just-creature-things]

THIS TOOK SO SO LONG BUT ITS FINALLY DONE!

Everybody in the life series assigned to a moth! Also if you know about moths and you notice that I drew someone with the wrong gender wings its because they are transgender👍 (or intersex). Hope this helps.

[plumadot]

if requests are still allowed, a scott and cleo?

soulmates am i right

[whereissmajor]

smajor on a beach! <3

huh…. beach is pretty empty today (wink wink nudge nudge)