#Entirely self indulgent

[pearlzier]

⠀ˑ   𓈒 𐔌  introducing . . . nerd .ᐟ reader  aka bee .   ͡꒱ ۫⠀

sweet as honey. awkward. proud weird girl. craves validation. theatre kid. overthinker. reading fanfiction &&. writing it. visits to the library. unfinished projects. procrastinator. any &&. all colours. animal lover. apple cider. very uncoordinated. day dreamer. butterflies. crochet obsessed. jewellery maker. summer &&. spring. funky nail polish. hot chocolate always. stuffed animals. good listener. night owl. easily attached. tyler the creator && doechii's #1 fan. doodling. star girl. bugs.

（◞‸◟）ㅤ◞ ㅤ ☆ㅤnerd.ᐟmatt explains fortnite slang to bee .

（◞‸◟）ㅤ◞ ㅤ ☆ㅤnerd.ᐟmatt wakes up to bee wide awake in the kitchen because she's restless, so they make hot chocolate as a distraction.

[syllogical]

I remember where we started.

{translation in alt, full transcript in rbs}

[flourish-of-steel]

artists are so powerful.

they can say shit like i can fix him and then draw their fave like this

[madychi]

Okay I know i wasn’t gonna post any more SU au’s aside from my Time Heals…

But hear me out-

I have too much power

Full doodle sheet

[thhouseofblack]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Iliad - Homer, The Odyssey - Homer, HOMER - Works, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clytemnestra & Helen of Troy & Penelope (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Implied Odysseus/Penelope (EPIC: The Musical), Implied Helen/Menelaus (EPIC: The Musical), Agamemnon/Clytemnestra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore) Characters: Penelope (EPIC: The Musical), Penelope (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Helen (EPIC: The Musical), Helen of Troy (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Clytemnestra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Agamemnon (EPIC: The Musical), Agamemnon (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Menelaus (EPIC: The Musical), Menelaus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Odysseus (EPIC: The Musical), Odysseus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Diomedes (EPIC: The Musical), Diomedes (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore), Argynnus son of Copreus (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore) Additional Tags: Canon Compliant, Helen's suitors, The Choosing of Helen's Husband, young penelope (epic: the musical), Young Helen (EPIC: The Musical), Foreshadowing, The Three Queens from Sparta Before the Horrors, 13 year old Penelope set an ultimatium not knowing that her future husband was going to fulfill it, Diomedes after nearly marrying Odysseus' wife, Clytemnestra after saying that her husband will never hurt their children, Helen joking about Menelaus whisking her away, Aphrodite listening to this: what if i just-, pre-trojan war Summary:

Before they became the Three Queens of Greece whose actions changed history, they were just sisters who loved each other dearly.

(Or, in the lead up to the arrival of Helen's suitors, Clytemnestra, Penelope and Helen spend an afternoon together talking about marriage and their futures)

[stim-lord]

Goodnight Star-Lord

🌙⭐🌙-⭐🌙⭐-🌙⭐🌙

[alexanderhamiltonhasafatass]

Alex jr is taking his parent's divorce well

[meimeiherokitten]

Yeah, ok. I did it. I wrote a crossover fic. I'm going to hell.

Anyone else want Roy Kent and Izzy Hands in bed together?

Yeah, it's niche. And entirely self-indulgent. And silly. But I needed to feel better after this week, ok? And my two favorite characters humping is therapy, k?

[specific-dreamer]

when i make soda buddy from rotpl in the socmed au don’t say anything

[melancholyghoul]

Want to do a Four Alarm Fire kinktober style thing but not in October (obviously) and not confined to dates (i get enough deadlines with my uni work ty)... Just wanna follow prompts and write kinky shit with a loose tie together when I feel like it

[basslinecal]

🎧 here's one i like to call 'calum-core' 🐾

[dracocheesecake]

First and Fighting Words

Summary: Another snippet taken from the Daddy!Kai AU (AU where he and Oogway were never ambushed and continued along their path as warlords). Kai now has a new calf, but there seems to be a dispute over her first words.

General Oogway had been prompted to make another visit to his friend and said friend’s growing family; Kai had two calves now, the newest being a baby girl of eight months old.

Oogway looked at her now, swaddled in green silken blankets to keep her comfortable in the early spring’s remaining chill. While her older brother had been a solid copy of his father, this one looked like her mother: same black fur, and a little tuft of curls on her noggin that might grow like her mother's as well. Her eyes, though, were like her fathers; these were glued to Oogway, having never once left him since the moment he came into their sight.

Oogway wondered (privately) if the calf ever blinked. This was the first time he had seen her, the eight months’ since her birth having been eaten up by a skirmish near the outskirts of one of his more rural territories that had taken longer than expected, and the rest of the weeks had been needed just to get here; that particular winter had been a rough one, especially spent on the roads- but at least the Spring was promising.

The portico provided a nice view onto the grounds of the estate, and the wind blew in blossoms of various pastel colors that scattered over the table. Zan, Kai’s wife, was standing at the rail, looking out over the gardens while Kai held their daughter, already bragging about all of her ‘accomplishments’.

Oogway nodded sagely after the ramble had gone on a while and plucked a blossom petal out of his tea before taking a sip. He smacked, and then said: “How precocious. This one's even fatter than her brother was.”

Zan covered her smile with her fan, but her shoulders were shaking, and occasionally a small chortle escaped. Kai snorted, frowning.

“She's not fat,” he said, “she's plump. She's a baby, she's supposed to be.” One of his hooves came up, tickling her round little tummy. Dai Lu giggled and unraveled her chubby arms from the swaddling to grab at her father's hand.

Oogway smiled. “She looks like a lavishly wrapped bean bun.”

“She does not!” Kai snapped. “She looks like her mother!”

Zan turned and raised her brows at him. “I look like a bean bun?”

“What? No! I-”

Both his wife and his friend started laughing, and then Dai Lu squealed hysterically alongside, and Kai found himself fighting to keep his pout in place.

“She doesn't look like a bean bun!” He stated stubbornly. He poked the baby’s nose. “You. Stop laughing! You don’t look like a bean bun!”

That only made her laugh more, and then Kai broke. A cackle of his own burst free before he could stop it, and eventually he gave up trying to.

“Well,” Kai said, trying to come to his child’s defense even still, “she’s a very smart bean bun. She’s already made some progress on her first steps.”

Oogway tilted his head. “Oh? Well, she certainly has the legs for it. Maybe all that chub is actually muscle. ”

“Oogway, I swear-”

“We're already expecting her first words,” Zan said, before her husband could finish his threat, “It'll probably be ‘mama'.”

Kai snorted. “Nah, she's going to say ‘daddy’, like her brother did.”

Zan glared at him. There was a sudden tension in the air, not as friendly. “No,” she said, with more firmness than Oogway felt necessary, “she'll say ‘momma’.”

There was a pause. The tension began to grow and simmer. Kai's head turned slowly towards her. There was a smile on his face, a pleasant one that didn't meet his eyes.

“No,” he said again, “she's going to say ‘daddy’.”

Zan narrowed her eyes. Her hoof stomped the ground, once. “No,” she said again, “‘momma’.”

Kai was now returning her glare. Dai Lu cooed, babbling, tugging on Kai's mane, but he didn't notice. He disentangled her and then plopped her down into Oogway's hands, his eyes never once leaving his wife.

“Oogway, hold this,” he said, and then got up to go stand before Zan, glaring down at her with his arms crossed. She was saying something, poking his chest, something about ‘i carried her for nine months’, and then there was another exchange, which devolved into:

“No, momma!”

“No, daddy!”

“Momma!”

“Daddy!”

“Momma!”

“Daddy!”

“Momma!”

“Oogway, you tell her-”

“Don’t you dare bring Oogway into this! You always try to bring Oogway into everything! Oogway this, Oogway that- why didn’t you just marry Oogway?!”

Apparently this was only a continuation of some sort of argument that had been going on for awhile, something Kai hadn’t written about in his letters. Oogway held the little calf at arm's length, raising his brows in some amusement- all that he could glean from such an uncomfortable situation.

“Your parents are crazy, Bean Bun,” Oogway said with a chuckle, “I feel sorry for you.”

Dai Lu giggled, chubby arms waving towards Oogway, tiny feet kicking in her swaddling.

“Oogwaa!” She squealed.

Oogway's mouth fell open. When he looked up, Kai and Zan's were doing the same. There was an eternity of pause, and both stared for its duration; then they rushed over.

“What did she say?” Kai asked, crouching down with his hands on his knees, a smile tugging at the corner of his mouth.

“Did she say what I think she said?” Zan said, laughing despite herself.

“Oogwaa!” The calf cooed, reaching for the tortoise’s face.

Oogway felt tears welling in his eyes and immediately hugged her close. “I think I have a favorite, now.” He said, trying to keep his voice from shaking, but failing miserably. The little calf cuddled into him, babbling.

Zan laughed, putting her hands on her hips. “Well, I guess that’s what we get,” she said, “there’s a lesson in irony here, somewhere, I’m sure.”

“One cannot force the wind to blow in their direction,” Oogway said sagely, gently bouncing the calf.

Kai rolled his eyes and took her out of Oogway’s arms. “Alright, no more philosophy for you. You’re going to turn her mind into mush with that nonsense.”

“Oogwaa!” Dai Lu cried, reaching for Oogway with little pouty noises. Kai snorted and poked her belly.

“Ok, now say ‘dada’. If you can say ‘Oogway’, you can say ‘dada’.”

His daughter looked up at him, pouting. But then, slowly, she began to smile again.

“Mama!”

"...Here, Oogway, you can hold her."

[pompompurin1028]

What if.... a beastzai x reader fic inspired by epic's Would you fall in love with again-

[crescenthistory]

also autoimmune illness can kiss my ASS

[brother-lipsmackariah]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: KinnPorsche: The Series (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat/Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun Characters: Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat, mentioned nampheung, mentioned Porsche - Character Additional Tags: Dominant Kim Khimhant Theerapanyakun, Submissive Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat, Non-Sexual Bondage, Body Worship, Hand & Finger Kink, art student porchay, Aged-Up Character(s), Post-Canon, Korn is dead, References to past sexual activity, No Sex, Introspection, Porchay Pichaya Kittisawat is So Whipped, art ramblings i guess, just 2k somethhing words of chay worshipping Kim's hands, No Plot/Plotless, Not Beta Read, unedited

Summary:

Chay wants to tie Kim up

[made-ofmemories]

Tease tidbit Tuesday

I think I was tagged in this last week, but I never got around to it. However, I'm editing 'Eddie Diaz and the universal cat distribution system' right now because it has been sat in my google docs for entirely too long so have a little snippet from that.

I'm hoping to post the whole fic in a day or two. It's part of a 3 part series and I have a few one shots set in the same universe planned also.

“Is that why you have cat food in the cabinet under the sink?” “Buck.” Eddie pinches the bridge of his nose. Buck isn't dumb, he isn't, he's smarter than most people give him credit for. Eddie just didn't realize it was possible for someone so smart to be so... oblivious sometimes until he met Buck. “You knew I kept cat food in the kitchen and you were surprised when I told you I had a cat?” “Well, how was I supposed to know? You never mentioned her!” “There’s cat food under the sink, what else would it be for!”

Tagging: @ladydorian05 @forthewolves @nmcggg @your-catfish-friend @the-amber-raven