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rorah · 10 months ago
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The mentally stable Dimitri Fire emblem 3 hopes.
It surprises me that there's still ppl claiming so, but then I remember we're talking about 3h interpretations and I have to make peace with it.
But that doesn't stop me from venting a little bit in this little space I have lol. Actually, it dries me and makes me feel bad to bring this up because I will have to talk bad about Dedue, and I don't want to talk Bad about Dedue. He's a genuinely good boy. But "Human" nonetheless, which means Flaws. I like Felix too but he's become some sort of a clown that doesn't make me feel too bad. I like Felix tho, In a different way.
Mostly talking about these two because the take that "Dimitri has better support system" baffles me because, technically, these two are his support system in HopesVerse. The persons who Dimitri relays on and seek solace/advice/support. The rest doesn't really tackle any of his personal struggles (aside from the Mage!Mitri frustrated dream, but that's out of the bad equation in our 'mentally unwell' set of pixels, and Shez only has a glimpse). Contrary, to Houses verse where the whole blue lions cast knew about his shit, didn't know what to do, but didn't leave either.
I tackled this topic with other person on Twitter who was (or still is) on board with this take and the phrase they used was They contained him better, which of course I agree and remarked that was exactly the problem. Contain him is gonna be contra productive. I used a water dam analogy, where the structure of such dam is damaged, and the pressure of water keeps accumulating. Causing a foreseeable damage for the dam itself and the surroundings. You don't need to be a genius to understand it, you need experience or knowledge for mental ill topics tho.
I really don't want to extend so much on here because it's mostly just, rant format more than a proper analysis so I just want to point out these two things in their support conversations.
First, Dedue. Encourage him to keep on the vengeful path. Which we know was the final goal of Azure Moon and if you payed attention to 3 houses message. The whole Vengeful argument was something Bad, to keep it simple. Despite Dimitri actively looking for answers/guidance for something that, in a rational state he can see clearly like vengeance will consume his life (also Shez and Felix called out this behavior). Dedue answer only encourage him to keep on that path, because he would do that 💔. Presenting 2 oposite views is a great formula for confusion and disorientation. Now, Dedue's role is primary SUPPORT, not guidance nor orientation. He will support his shit no matter what, and we are quite aware of that if played Houses.
Second, Felix. Felix is a special case. He is smart but also an idiot lacks A LOT of soft skills to actually be of help. He's the only one who knows in this verse about Dimitri having a mental issue. In their A support to say the least, so they don't close or solve anything. What makes it more worrisome is the fact that Felix conceals the issue as a secret.
"So try to keep that whole "removing their heads" thing in check, yeah? We can just call it our little secret."
this extract here makes me feel so unwell 😭help
The whole burden falls over him and his lack of skills and wisdom on the matter will be too much for him later on. He at least, will be able to recognize that the problem is beyond of his capabilities and will look for help. Felix himself has his own issues and journey where he needs to learn. He's forced to get pass beyond some of his angry teen behavior but hasn't completely get over it.
There is a lot more to tackle, but that requires more work and time. What are the topics some of you think is important to cover around understanding the Hopes verse resolution? Dimitri's route? something? Do you think the route without Byleth is better? With that being said, I would like to delve deeper into character analysis, and the role each played for the Lords too. That also requires to talk about the Byleth and needs a whole analysis on their own, which requires time (which i don't have much lol) To end this vent, I would like to encourage people to do a little research for the terminology they're using like "Support System". Who makes it up and how it operates successfully. The fact that ppl saying "he has better support system" only because he didn't go feral on the run alone is not entirely valid. A reminder that people can feel alone with or without people around them. And containing the issue within doesn't solve any problem. At best, it's presented later. At worse, it gets worse.
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the-felttip-files · 23 days ago
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Psst! Hey! Hey you!!
Yes, you!
C'mere!!
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Hi there!!
Chances are, if you scrolled upon this post, that means you probably like puppet-themed projects!!
Welcome Home, My Friendly Neighborhood, Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, Threadville... surely you like, or at least know one of them!!
Well, if that's the case, then boy oh boy, I may just have something you might like!!~
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May I present, one of my MANY personal projects, The Felttip Files~
Now, dear reader, you might be wondering, "What IS The Felttip Files?"
I am SO glad you asked!!~
The Felttip Files is a fictional universe/worldbuilding project I'm making, mostly taking place within the made-up city of Felttip, Puppetsylvania!
There are a few stories, within this universe [which interconnect nicely~], but that's not ALL this universe has to offer!!
In fact, I'm not even going to get INTO those stories!!
... Yet~
For now, let's simply get into what makes The Felttip Files fun!!~
Alright, just going to start this off by saying - the world within this project, in terms of Geography is pretty much EXACTLY like Earth, with just one small difference...
Everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, is made out of foam, felt, cardboard, or some kind of art supplies. The planet, the plants, the animals, the people-
Speaking of the people - every single one of them.. is a puppet!
Humanoid puppets, monster puppets, animal puppets.. they all look like a character straight out of The Muppets!!
This place is every craft/puppet nerd's DREAM, LET ME TELL YOU-
It's me. I'm the craft/puppet nerd- 🧍‍♂️
However, not everything in Felttip is all sunshine and rainbows - and that's actually the problem!
You see, if there is ONE THING that the residents don't enjoy.. it's sadness.
Being a "Downer" is considered an absolute problem, one that should be fixed IMMEDIATELY!
If you've ever watched a playthrough of, or played the game We Happy Few, it's... a little like that-
It's considered a bit of a disease, among alot of puppets, one that the people "infected" by it often get discriminated against for.
In fact, this may be one of the things the big baddie of the universe is against~
Of course, not everyone hates Downers! In fact, there are quite a few safe havens for them, scattered about the city!
But, of course... these poor fellas can't catch a break.
Afterall.. alot of residents that have been disappearing are Downers!! Buttttttt, that's a story for another day~
Now, onto ANOTHER fun bit!!~
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Look at these cute lil characters!!~
These are just a handful of the goobers that reside in this project..~
Of course, these are all simple concepts, but I should have some more art soon!!~
Now, I've definitely yapped for long enough...
If you're interested in this project, PLEASE!! Let me know by liking [and maybe reblogging /nf] this post, aswell as sending in a few asks about it!!!
I'd be more than happy to answer any questions about the world, characters, or stories within~
For now, though, this is where I shall bid you all adieu!
Thanks for reading!!
Buh-bye!!~
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neptuniadoesstuff · 5 months ago
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ITS A TRAP! /hj (Adrastea's Official Ref)
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So I have been working on this fella for a while (In Ibispaint it says like 26 hours but in reality its been a few days) ever since I decided to take a small break from working on Ryan. BUT I may have uh.... Got into some chaos since MY PROGRAM CRASHED LIKE 2 TIMES, ONE TIME FOR THE IMAGE & ANOTHER FOR THE FILE RECOVERY! But in the end I was able to finally finish it. So.... yeah... :')
This guy (Yes guy, I'm not sure you read the title but this is infact a MAN) is for a DT I'm having with a frend based on my Lil universe/story called "A Stargazer's Diary" & this guy is a antagonist in the story.
On the left is his Drag Queen/Dancer get up while on the right is his Gang leader get up. Yes he's a gang leader & will brutally myorder you if you lose to a game of poker with him). He is often referred to as Mr. Casanova when he is in his gang leader suit but when he is not & working as a dancer/entertainer at the casino/Hotel he owns, he is referred to as "Queen Rosette". (& yes teh rose motifs are everywhere)
If you wanna read some of his info, you can go here (The Tumblr bio) or here (His official file created by me on TH).
Theres some extras but here's a warning: One of the extras contains LARGE AMOUNTS OF BL00D! The other extra is just him but with shorts & a crop top on bcs I don't know if I can show his full body without being murked to deth.
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Extra 01:
This is the gang leader get up but with LARGE amounts of bl00d on it. (Bcs he is very brutal to his victims in this ver of him)
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Extra 02:
Just a image of him but it's actually showing his face & w/o his long ahh hair that was a struggle to draw. (Why do curly hair gotta be so gosh diggity hard to DRAW!)
Btw he does have a tail but it's pretty small due to him being a Humonculus of a exo-human + plant alien hybrid created by a evil space colony.
Anyways.... hope this enjoy this hellhole I went through bcs IbisPaint decided to be a lil jerk to me & crash on me for no reason.
Character was created by me but made for my frend Al.
Art: Mine.
Program: IbisPaint x
Bubs' TOS: Plz don't repost/steal, trace, or recolor my art WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! If you do, I'll take yur femur and pelvis.. SO, DON'T THINK ABOUT IT! (The PNS on my blog's pinned post clearly means "Please No Steal" plz follow that rule.) If you do post my art on anything like yur blog or somewhere else (With my permission) PLEASE CREDIT ME!
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0odlesofd00dl3s · 6 months ago
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What are 5 things that make you happy? Also please put this in the inbox of your friends to get to know them better :3 No obligation ofc! I care yooou <3
care you tooo!! <3 ^^ uhhh lemme think-
[I rambled on a while so Ill do the curtesy of putting it under a read me to not disturb folks! <:'D]
1) Critters of all kinds make me happy- I love studying animals from behavioral stuff to biological stuff I find it fascinating to see how they work nd thrive in their environments! [though to be fair all creatures are interesting nd fun to study, I used to study psychology lots in my spare time when I was a youngin! So I suppose humans count too in that regard- 'xD] 2) I like it when my friends are happy/talking about things that they like, it's really nice to see them light up and have a look see into their inner world and thoughts- nd I dont know- hearing my favourite people ramble, and the way they do it just being so intrinsically them- it just reminds me of why I love them lots <:'3 3) I like drawing- though that much may be evident from the art blogs of it all xD I had a lot of trouble drawing for myself for years- nd kind of fell out of love with it but recently Ive found myself enjoying it again, it's nice <:) 4) This may be silly but my blorbos do indeed spark joy xD- granted theyve been from cookie run for the last few years [with a little bit of cult of the lamb sprinkled in] I like seeing them grow and how their stories evolve or how others perceive them! [Id say the last few years... the dragon cookies and red velvet cookie have always been my favourite! [though Im also fond of black raisin, wildberry and the dog boys tm sdfgsdgdg] They all just have a special place in my heart and have been a big comfort since the time they've all been released in game <:3] 5) uhhhh thinking thinkinggggg um... :'3 plushies! I fuckin love plushies, I didn't grow up with them really but Ive bought a few the last couple of years and I'm really happy about it! <:3 If I were a dragon myself I think Id hoard the cute lil fellas xD
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iero · 2 years ago
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Hang in there fella, it was a rollercoaster of emotions, and same i rlly enjoy this album it has a nihilistic flavour with a bit of reality, like yeah maybe life doesn't mean anything but you can still enjoy the ride while it last.
My steddie heart is still healing but yes! i agree abt Flu Game "all this effort to make it looks effortless" can be a big chunk of Steve's arc through the series. Pete should have written smth a lil' bit more hopeful for our boys :(
It really is! And, yes that's exactly it! It's like optimistic and pessimistic at the same time. I love it. Two sides of the same coin...
And, yeah LMAO. I'll never not love them at this point. Flu Game is just so... "Oh, please, I can't be who you need me to be." kills me every time in the context of Steve, but that one is also so good. Love that guy. Pete Wentz knew what he was doing when he wrote these songs. He really did!
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vee-isaweirdartist · 6 months ago
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Ah yes, an opportunity to show my silly sad fella:
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(Art is old WAAAY before I had to leave Instagram, hencee the watermark being my user there)
This lil guy is Faker_Test.zip, a enemy test for frontiers! originally his concept was a corrupted coco, but one corrupted so badly, that they don't even remember what happened, they're just lost in anger, and once Sage entered the cyberspace their only mission was to watch Sonic & friends fight, or the player in this case, so eventually Faker could turn into a glitchy version of sonic, and replicate many things the very player does, even guessing the player's moves to be quite the small, yet dangerous Enemy.
.. Sadly, he was scratched, and the team just left models, concept art, code and the very ai Faker uses, in a .zip file on Frontiers.
Eventually, one of them young teens with such a love of breaking games and seeing whatever leftovers the team made, discovered Faker's file, unzipped him and, once he noticed his purpose.. he put it in his game.
After some weeks of playing and messing with Faker's ability to learn, he discovered something a bit somber, Faker's files weren't attached totally to Frontiers so, the little fellow could just go in and out if he pleased, thankfully Faker didn't know that..
until that moment.
Faker never was finished
Faker never was chained to the game since, the team never finished his code
Faker only knew this person behind the screen, he had to learn from them and, give them a challenge.
and so he learned to escape, with no back ups, with nothing more than a note left on the teen's computer
"Thanks for freeing me, and playing with me."
After a while being in a .zip, seeing how everyone plays and plays and.. enjoys this other enemies you never got to be part of, it's kind of sad. You know deep care and excitement was put into your creation.. yet even your own creator doesn't question the orders to, hide you. A big grief was already destined to be born in such a naive yet smart mind made out of code.. Faker just wanted to accomplish his destiny but, even that teenager that awakened him reacted badly their first interactions.. if he couldn't become a lovable character or enemy, what could he be?
And that's when, traveling within many platforms to sink more in his grief and pain and rage, he saw quite the interesting recommendation.
Sonic.exe, a creepy, menacing fictional being.. maybe they were fictional or maybe not? his ai couldn't really catch a grasp of it.. but people loved it. They loved the aggressiveness, the blood, and these egocentric beings only made to be edgy creepy drawings of Sonic. Of course
If he couldn't be lovable being kind, might as well, even against his own beliefs, become lovable being someone's biggest fear.
(Sorry for taking this as a whole yapping trigger I'm so autistic for my own little silly goofballs )_!$(!_)
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I want to see everyone's EXEs, grimdarm / creepypasta OCs, etc., doesn't matter what franchise!! I wanna see your spooky lil' fellas, even if they're just silly guys.
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catwithangerissues · 4 years ago
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Haikyuu Polyship hc’s!
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♚ Hey hey hey! Welcome to a little collab that @tetsurocking and I have been working on for a few weeks now! Like two but still. We each chose three different couples and wrote headcanons about a poly relationship with them!
♚ My three!: Suna x Osamu x Reader! Tendo x Ushijima x Reader! And Futakuchi x Shirabu x Reader!
♚ Make sure to check out the three couples J wrote about over on her page! I promise you’ll find some stuff ya like😉 ‘I think about polyships too much for a monogamous bitch’ -J 😂 Anyways, enjoy!
♚ Warnings: Should be none! Although I reference high school in the past, everyone involved is aged up!
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Suna x Osamu x Reader Poly!
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✧ When you guys were in high school, Rinta would always send you videos of Osamu and him at practice; sometimes they were videos of the twins fighting, some were of them doing little tricks with the ball to get your praise, and some were just of them waving/saying they missed you
✧ They tend to spam your little group chat with memes while you’re at work or school, and sometimes they just spam you for attention <3
✧ They both really like it when you wear their clothing. Sometimes they get pouty if you wear one shirt or the other, but they never genuinely mind. In addition to this, they basically share a wardrobe. Is that Suna’s shirt or Samu’s? They don’t even know 🤷🏻‍♀️
✧ Suna probably sends you two pictures of the ugliest things he sees in a day and and puts a caption like « haha that’s you two. » that’s it. He probably doesn’t even bother to put a period at the end (Thanks for this one, Alma!)
✧ Suna takes tons of pictures with/of the two of you, and he changes his lockscreen background pretty often because of it. His favorite pictures are the ones he takes without you two noticing, hehehe
✧ These two are both really great drivers and they’re very smug about it. Food for thought 😌
✧ When you’re grocery shopping, they probably start eating what’s in the cart before you’re even out of the store.
✧ In addition to grocery shopping, don’t even TRY to tell Osamu one brand of a certain ingredient or food is better than another, he will throw a Miya Twin hissy fit™️ lmao
✧ They both keep extras of anything any of you may need in their cars. Period stuff if you’re someone who has one, hygiene products like deodorant and an extra shirt for Suna after practice, snacks for Osamu cause the poor boy always wants to eat in the car, etc.
✧ They both like to tease, but in reality they’re big softies for you. Want cuddles? Rinta is always flopping down on top of you once you sit on the couch. Need a back or shoulder massage? You don’t even have to ask Osamu at this point, he does it subconsciously.
✧ Suna prefers dates at home, lounging around and cuddled up, movie nights, dinner dates, etc. Osamu prefers lazy errand days. Going grocery shopping, cleaning the house together, dropping something off to Atsumu or grabbing lunch on the way home, he enjoys the domesticity of life with the two of you.
✧ DOING THEIR HAIR. Styling Suna’s hair for him in the morning or helping Osamu touch up his color before he goes back to brown.
✧ Holiday decorating, birthdays, and anniversaries are always fun with these two. To others, they’re relatively reserved, with a few sarcastic comments to spare *cough cough* we all know who I mean- But to you, they’re rambunctious and sweet. Making stupid jokes to see you laugh, babying you, all the like.
✧ Someone picking on you or getting a little too friendly? No need to worry, your two tall ass, intimidating boyfriends have your back. Suna is more of the- glare daggers at them until they get the hint- kinda person, but Osamu is definitely the- throw my arm around my partner and tell the other person to back off- one.
✧ Going to Suna’s games with Osamu to support him! Osamu once pretended to be a fan and asked for his autograph, and when Suna just looked him dead in the face and kisses him everyone around lost their minds.
✧ You and Suna visiting Osamu at work and bringing him lunch so he doesn’t have to make it himself! He has pictures of you three in his office too <3
✧ The boys visiting you at work/school saying it’s to playfully embarrass you, but usually it’s something like; bringing you lunch, coming to pick you up for a spontaneous date/adventure after you clock out, or just coming to sit in your office and bug you for a little while to get your mind off of work.
✧ They are both pretty possessive, but aren’t controlling. They just like to hold you, though Suna is the more reserved one of the boys when it comes to pda.
✧ ^That said, they like to show you off- a lot. Showing pictures of you or the other boy to their coworkers and teammates is a favorite of theirs.
✧ Whatever hobbies you’re into, they like to sit and watch you do. Reading, cooking (with Osamu?😌), baking, art, music, video games, etc. They just love to watch you do your craft! You’re so supportive of them and their dreams, the things they love, they try to repay the favor any chance they get.
✧ Suna is definitely one to just sit his head on your lap or shoulder and listen to you talk all day about something you love <3
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Tendo x Ushijima x Reader Poly!
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✧ Tendo has a massive collection of hoodies and he loves it when you two wear them. It makes him so happy to see you guys in something that’s his, a physical symbol that you two want people to know you’re with him.
✧ Both very affectionate partners, in their own ways. vv
✧ ^Tendo wasn’t very fond of pda at first, more so he wasn’t comfortable with it because he thought you two would be embarrassed to be seen with him. Once he found out you two weren’t embarrassed of him and wanted to show others your relationship, he was all for it! Usually likes to hold your hands or lean on one of you.
✧ ^Ushijima is more subtle with his affection, not because he’s scared or embarrassed, just that he prefers to do it in private. He knows you two know he loves you, so he doesn’t really see the need to be all over you in public. But in private? That man is always hugging you or nuzzling into your shoulder- he’s like a giant teddy bear.
✧ Ushijima loves to do all the domestic shit with you two. Cooking, cleaning the house, running errands. He’s just a sucker for feeling like a lil family with his two cuties.
✧ Tendo loves to plan the dates! Though if you want to, he’ll gladly let you! He likes to plan little day adventures for the three of you, whenever Toshi doesn’t have practice or training!
✧ Tendo likes to have his nails painted by you, and Ushijima likes to watch you two <3
✧ Matching nails with Tendo??? Mhm😌
✧ Protective boyfies! Let’s be honest here, it’s unlikely you’re gonna have too many problems with these two giants standing next to you. But if there ever is one, they definitely scare off whoever is bugging you quickly.
✧ These two are some of the most comforting people on here. They both had their share of not so great things happen to them growing up, Tendo being bullied and Ushijima basically being treated like a brute. The two of them became really good at comforting people, knowing how it feels to not have someone there to comfort you when you needed it.
✧ They’re big on cuddling to begin with, but if you’re ever sad or stressed? Prepare for Tendo making a pillow fort and Ushijima baking your favorite treats. These two are incredibly supportive and comforting when you need them <3
✧ Ushijima once got so fed up with Tendo being a little brat, he threw him onto his shoulder and walked around the house like that for a good half hour. Tendo thought it was hilarious and so did you
✧ Speaking of, he seems to really enjoy carrying the two of you around at random times. Piggyback rides, bridal style, or just like a koala clinging to him, he loves it.
✧ Tendo can sense a mood change in the two of you like it’s nothin. Seriously, the guy just knows when something is bugging either of you.
✧ The boys definitely ask if they can get a pet when you move in together. Tendo has a long list of crazy animals and Ushijima keeps suggesting a hedgehog for some reason.
✧ Regardless of what you decide on, you know these two are going to treat your pet like their baby. They’re going to spoil tf outta that little fella. 100% Tendo takes a million photos of them everyday. Ushijima doesn’t baby talk, he just talks to them normally about random things like volleyball and it’s pretty comical.
✧ Visiting Tendo at his chocolatier shop! He usually has very long days, and gets extremely happy when you two pop in to see him. Please bring this baby some lunch or dinner, he’s not a big eater and often forgets too. He has pictures of the three of you in his office too <3
✧ Watching Ushijima’s games and practices! This boy can’t get enough of the praise you and Tendo offer him! He loves seeing you sport his jersey with his name on the back, and he says seeing you two in the stands at practice or during a game really helps his focus?
✧ If you’re someone who has a period, these two are so sweet and thoughtful to ya. Tendo always makes the best chocolate, and Ushijima is basically a walking heater, he runs you hot baths too! Both handle mood swings very well and always make sure the pain meds are stocked in the house. 10/10 boyfies
✧ Please let Ushijima have as many house plants as he wants. He loves them and names each of them, he’s let you and Tendo name some before too! Catch this big teddy bear talking to his plants while he repots or waters them and your heart will melt </3
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Futakuchi x Shirabu x Reader Poly!
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✧ Salty, sarcastic, teasy boyfies- if you’re easily flustered, prepare yourself, they are going to use it against you. Calling you nicknames and saying things they know will make you start to stutter at any chance they get. (Lookin at you, Futakuchi) (please don’t think I’m making fun of people with a stutter, I have one myself.)
✧ Very protective, though they may not show it as often as some others do. Someone messing with you? You bet they’re next to you in an instant- offering several sarcastic remarks and a menacing glare from Shirabu, Futakuchi throwing an arm around you and bending down to the creeps level to further the intimidation.
✧ Both very comforting partners, if you’re feeling anxious or upset they’ll gladly take you into a big cuddle pile. Petting your hair or cheek, and telling you all the sweet things they can think of to see you smile.
✧ ^ Shirabu picks up on your insecurities very easily, especially if they’re similar to his own, and helps you learn to cope with and improve your mental health. Futakuchi has a gift for comforting people, always knowing what to say to make you feel 100x better about yourself or anything that’s bugging you <3
✧ Let’s not even get into what they’d say or do to the person if someone hurt your feelings, let alone made you cry. We’ll leave that to your imagination.
✧ Very competitive with each other. They constantly play fight for your attention, making comments about who’s shirt you wore today or who you ate lunch with- but it’s all in good fun.
✧ Futakuchi is a sly bastard, he really loves to fluster and tease tf outta you and Shirabae. For example: When Jirou gets mad at Kenji, Futakuchi just calls him his pretty boy or compliments how cute he looks when he’s angry and Shirabu becomes a complete flustered, stuttering mess.
✧ Going to visit Shirabu at work and/or bring him lunch! He doesn’t like to admit it, but he really does appreciate when you two come to visit and eat with him, especially during long shifts where he doesn’t get to see or talk to you two very much. He always becomes a blushy mess, waving off his coworkers with a glare when they comment on it- or when Futakuchi points it out
✧ Going to watch Futakuchi’s games! He’s very open with his appreciation for the two of you coming to watch his games! Either of you wear an extra jersey of his and it’s game on. He’s mindful to ask if you’re okay with hugs after, since he’s usually pretty sweaty, though.
✧ Of the two of them, Shirabu is the more perceptive one. He can easily pick up on any of the changes in mood the two of you may have, and it makes it easier to solve any issues you may have, rather quickly.
✧ In your relationship, Shirabu also gets frustrated the easiest. Whether it be with himself or the stresses of work and school, he finds himself getting frustrated and overwhelmed rather easily.
✧ You and Futakuchi are masters at calming him down by now, pulling him into a cuddle with lots of affirmation and he feels better in no time, offering to help with his work and take a bit of the load off cheers him up quite a bit too.
✧ Your boys are both very loving and cuddly when sleepy.
✧ Both getting overwhelming soft when you’re being cute, they just start to overload. Whenever you do anything remotely adorable, they can’t help but dote on you. SOFT BOI HOURS
✧ HEAD PATS! That is all. :)
✧ Futakuchi is the type to kiss you hard during an argument while Shirabu is the type to sulk and then come over to you later that night asking to cuddle.
✧ Random hc, but Futakuchi’s car is a fucking mess, I just know it.
✧ Saw this somewhere else, but it fits him! Futakuchi says yes ma’am/sir with a huge shit eating grin.
✧ You three have a good system when it comes to planning dates, taking turns every week or so, although Shirabu tends to prefer slow days/nights at home, given his busy(er) schedule.
✧ Another random hc, but I think Futakuchi has some sort of energy drink addiction and Shirabu is constantly nagging him about cutting it out of his diet because he aggressively cares for that boy.
✧ “Stop drinking that, idiot. It’s bad for you.” “Aww, Jirou~ are you worried about me?” “Shut up,,”
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♚ Hope you enjoyed our little collab! Go check out @tetsurocking ’s part on her page! Believe me- it’s good😭 be warned! It does have nsfw content! Mine was gonna but some of you can’t follow rules😤
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Taglist: @sunalma @toworuu @lovie-and-co (for your boys😌)
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earthnashes · 4 years ago
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A sketchdump! This time of some LoZ goodness. >:)
It’s gonna be a character-interaction focused sketchdump, but it’ll honestly probs have more Sidon and Mipha in it because I really missed drawing them. 
1 and 2: Just Mipha and Sidon interacting with their little brother! I designed this fella a little while ago and I still really like his design, so I figured it’d be good to show him with his older sibs. :3 His name is Ralis! Ralis the 4th, named after the Zora prince from the game Twilight Princess. O:
3. Mipha giving Linkle a firm talking to. Linkle did something she probably shouldnt’ve, and whatever it it left her pretty banged up (you can decide what exactly happened). Regardless, Mipha isn’t pleased and she makes sure Linkle knows, though the hylian’s a little... distracted. B) Just a lil’ somethin’ cuz I was asked several times to draw more Mipha/Linkle o3o
4. Sidon meeting Link for the first time in this specific timeline. For those of you who need a reminder, this headcanon/AU takes place in a completely different timeline where Link has a twin sister (Linkle) and none of the Champions from BotW are like... dead. Sidon’s such a charming character, and I can see ‘em workin’ all that charm on our boi there. uwu
5. A old-ish sketch I actually did a long while ago, but since this turned out to be a Mipha and Sidon doodledump I’ma go ahead and add it! Just the sibs being a lil’ scary and angry at something... or someone. o3o
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Buuuuuuuuuuuuut yeh, gonna keep this one relatively short! If’n ya have any questions feel free to ask and I hope ya’ll enjoy so far! ;w;
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butchbarneygumble · 3 years ago
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Got tagged by @lucky-lacmac ! I always grasp the chance to talk about my comfort characters so HERE GO They vary depending on hyperfixations so I'm going with what comes to mind rn and thus they're not numbered wheeeeeee Prohyas Warrior (Mighty Magiswords)
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I just. I was just smitten by this guy from day one. I was in Florida, caught the first episode on TV. Wasn't too enticed by the show yet, but soon found myself dreaming of the characters. Gave it more of a chance when I was back home, and eventually got way too into it and it moved from Background Noise to Hell Yeah I Love You!!!! The show in general brings me so much joy but something about Accordion Man just... speaks to me. He insist he's manly and has a killer bod, but he's also openly fond of cute things like dolphins and lil bugs and is super motherly. I just love when characters defy gender expectations. And I love his design, his attitude, his voice, the sense of humour he brings, and that hair, man. That hair Sends Me. He's probably one of the reasons I dyed my hair blue.... not to mention both he and Vambre are just unapologetic manchildren who just try to have fun with their job and adult life. I really relate to that and wish CN would do more cartoons about that. I'm tired of children protags jhckgfgs
honestly every character in this show gets comfort character vibes from me (just please give vambre a break with the hornyposting she deserves so much more) and the fact it has like no fandom at all is criminal
Conker (Conker's Bad Fur Day)
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Imagine if you will, I was 6 years old or so when Bad Fur Day released. I had no knowledge of it until my dad bought it for himself from the bargain bin in a local Intertoys that is now gone. Playing it through a bit (sneakily) my mom caught me JUST at the moment he threw up during the opening cutscene. I cried out of secondhand embarrassed, mom consoled me and it went into storage until I was 13 Then I found footage of the Great Mighty Poo on Youtube and snuck in that damn game again. Now, I had actual knowledge of English and as a teenager, the concept of an adult game was just very exciting. I fell in love with Conker, but in a different way a lot of people do. I see him as a normal guy who's just having a really weird day and his greed ruins his life. It's poetic, and I want to hug him a lot. But also slap him for being a little shit. He was there for me in my strange teenhood, when I was exploring adult subjects when I probably shouldn't, but it's been good all the way through. Probably my gateway into the furry fandom as well. As an adult I find myself enjoying the non-edgy stuff more - and it reflects in the fan material I produce of Conker. He is still very important to me and I love him a lot.
Barley Lightfoot (Onward)
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Rarely was there ever a character I could point at and be like "me." Girls in animation were always just... There, or very girly to a point I couldn't see myself in there. Surprise, surprise, Renée, you're not even a girl!!! Barley is one of those characters that I saw myself in. I do not have a sibling, but sometimes do wish I had one - and live vigorously throughout media portrayals of them. He is me as my best self - supportive, loud, clumsy, outwardly scary but otherwise just trying to do the right thing. He's one of those "Do I want to date you or do I want your gender" types. Ian is a good boy too ofc, but Barley to me is especially personal. His choice of fashion and body shape, right down to his big jawline, I feel mirrors myself. However, where both Lightfoot bros shine is that I share the experience of having "half a dad".
When Barley and Ian were going through the underground river and he was talking about the last memory of his dad, I saw me. I cried buckets. My dad was diagnosed with ALS somewhere around when I first read about Onward's development, and when I saw it with him he was already paralyzed and wheelchair-bound. He was smiling all the way through. Fergy Fudgehog (Viva Piñata)
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Lilshit. Absolute trash animal. Why do I love you so much? I dunno. He's kind of awful. Whereas originally characterized as a scaredy-cat who hated the idea of parties, he eventually got flanderized into a nasty little so-and-so who would sell his own adoptive brother if it meant he could get a snack out of it. When he's not that, he's a whiny manchild. Yet he entices me. His colour pattern, and my fondness for hedgehogs... him making weird noises a lot. I like him enough to have had a role play account for him for a while that's still around!! Sometimes you don't know why you like a character and that's okay.
Luigi (Super Mario Bros) Mario (Super Mario Bros)
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When I was 12 I first got into Mario. And I don't mean playing the games and enjoying them, but actively into the characters, lore, and stories... for as much as you can say Mario has story. Mario and Luigi are just such pleasant looking characters. They shouldn't be cute but they are. They were my first crushes and recently I've gotten back into it and I'm just here for it. Mario and Luigi are cute and I should say it!!!!!I legit find them attractive, physically and mentally. Also shipping Luigi with Peasley gives me happiness and I hate teenage me for having bad taste and hating it.
Donkey Kong Diddy Kong Dixie Kong
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Donkey Kong is the Absolute, the Eternal. He has always been there in my life, and so have his games. Something about that ape makes me feel comfortable and happy and I just want to hug him. I love the lore of the games, the aesthetics - toony-yet-realistic, and it influenced the HELL out of my own art style. Donkey Kong is just a Cool Soft Gorilla who WILL kick ass. Diddy and Dixie were also super influentual to me. DKC2 is one of my most favourite video games, starring two of my most favourite characters, and my favourite aesthetic... though, in a fun case of chicken-and-egg situation, I dunno if my love for pirates came from DKC2 or other way around. Lars Barriga (Steven Universe)
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Babby's First Gender Envy When Lars' entire arc happened, I was in college, constantly trying to discover myself. I enjoyed the character before the arc but the arc just elevated my love for him to the stars. He's just a fella, so nervous about what other people think about him... later in the show you get an insight on why he's like that. Then, he's dragged to space, forced to confront his emotional constipation, Fuckin Dies trying to save his new friends, and is brought back to life as a badass pink space zombie. Something about that just vibed with me super strongly. And how Steven always saw the good in him even if he bullied him. I love him so much. I love them both. That's the main ones! I tag whomever wants to do this I'm bad at tagging jdkfghjd
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robinwhistle · 3 years ago
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🌈☘️ Prairie ✨ Rabbit ☁️ Olive 🍁Moth
🌈 prairie (something i want to happen in their character arc)- I Want Them To Smile. dskfjghfsj no but i'd really like prairie to do something good like a successful hunt or win a spar and think, 'nice i did a good job i'm proud of me :)'
✨rabbit (initial thoughts/opinions)- stupid lil fella who is as shark; will die if they stop moving,, bean showed me their art when i was considering joining cotm and it was game over i just couldn't Not adopt them!!!!
☁️ olive (alternate clan au)- many thoughts abt this.... olive returning to the clans like they do in canon but joining creek or briar instead of rejoining canyon,,, they'd probably really really thrive in either clan tbh dsfgkjdh and they've actually had thoughts irp about 'y'know what with my silly goofy attitude i bet i'd fit in in either creek or briar a lot better than here' i think they would really enjoy the range of characters in creek and the culture of briar,, if they'd been born in either clan i think they would actually be a lot Less outwardly quirky and excessively, well, Olivebranch(tm) for. personal reasons.
🍁moth (favorite rp/moment)- now howmst the fuck do you expect me to pick this!!!! every interaction he has with tempest makes me ugly cry bc i love their friendship and i love that she has moth in her corner... there was also the recent thread between moth and kestrel... 'our pelt colors may not match but we're looking more alike than ever now, hm?' loml... also taking this time as a personal request for more moth and cotton interactions Please And Thank You :)
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icharchivist · 3 years ago
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hello icha!!!!! learned from my mistakes and typed this out in a separate document. first i have to say im feeling a very deep connection with citron as of late bc i was giving myself a pep talk abt like physics and i told myself "face up and man the music!" and was like "...is that wrong. theres that song called man against the music isnt there... yeah it must be right" and. well i realized later. i also think the phrase "dont cry because it happened, smile because its over" is very good. also I’m halfway thru creating a very eclectic list of like. a Pokémon team for each a3 character which is… something. kinda knew it would happen to me. might take a while for me to finish it tho now that I’m halfway bc I’m suddenly having a crisis like “wait shit I’m only confident on my understanding and characterizing of like 4 characters am I good enough” so… it’s slow going lol. anyways. i finished that damn physics thing I was giving myself a pep talk about and so am treating myself to autumn/winter. happens that watching these events is also like. the only thing which reminds me to actually like. log into a3 lol. i am so bad at gacha games. probably a good thing in the long run. ok starting from the top!
hisoka going "zzz" as his reaction made me immediately go... oh dear, please dont fall asleep in the bath and guess what happened. yeah. good thing homare was there lol. speaking of i fucking adore homare and his poetry. id buy his collection. i also wish there was a collection like if there was a master list of every poem he says in like. at the very least main story. if not i will literally do it myself. i love homare so much im like him in that back when i had to play dodgeball id always be like kufufufu they cant hit me if im friendless enough that no one pays attention to me but like in my case it actually worked out. on the subject of the pillow fight tho, hisoka's crazy strong pillow fight throw... one more mark on the list for suspicious, maybe assassin occupation. this event made me realize how much i missed winter like. i saw the stranger pretty recently (which has caused the effect of be being like "taichi!! thats my boy!!" in my head everytime he shows up lol but anyways i havent gotten to a winter play yet so im VERY hype. especially bc this seems like it stars hisoka and homare??? like oh!! oh!!!! also detective fiction... im swooning. i also just enjoy the hisoka homare dynamic a whole fucking lot i think its nice how homare was like "yeah im ride or die for this funky lil amnesiac, why wouldnt you be?" and its just like. nice. feel like hes always reaching out to hisoka which is like. man homare is so nice.
back to chronology. ofc sakyo goes cheap for the hot springs lol. on brand as ever. was very hype for the azuma sakyo dynamic bc all i remember is like azuma trashing everyone including sakyo at some game or the other in one of the winter chapters and it was very good. or was this a clip in like a stage play? either way it was delightful. at first i misinterpreted taichi going "…" after azuma and sakyo said theyd never been on a field trip bc like. taichi being quiet or noncommunicative... after going thru autumn troupe act 1 it makes me fear for my life a little lol. anyways im glad he was just like planning fun times. speaking of taichi tho we got a tasuku taichi pair for etudes!!!! im not spoiling myself for later events but i hope to GOD tasuku and taichi do like a lead co lead in SOMETHING or at least like some mixed troupe event i want them to talk!!!
also dunno if this is an intentional pun but i enjoy that its called high spirits at the hot spring bc like oh theyre having fun but also bc like. "spirits" is used to refer to a certain type of alcohol i think? which is cool. dunno if its intentional but i liked that. anyways the talent show. taichis moving rendition of single ladies... ok i know it said single fellas but like. we know. wonder if that line was a different song in japanese? its not too old at ALL tho imo. anyways the way banri and juza being themselves Are the entertainment... flashback to when banri slaps juza live on stage instead of doing a stage slap lol. my reaction to azuma essentially went:
azuma: I can offer to bare my soul, and a little more ;)
izumi: what do u mean by that???
me: hey tasuku and omi were shirtless what's ur problem with azuma
anyways i reread and from what i understand they were maybe only flexing and doing a gun show? which like. no wonder it didnt last too long then lol. also explains why they didnt have shirtless sprites i suppose lmao. i am SO curious abt what azuma ended up doing tho that fade to black is so mysterious! did he tap dance? did he pole dance? the world will never know...
oh also im not like super familiar with azuma yet but my read on his personality is definitely like "I am so touch starved All The Time but I will be chill. :) :) this is fine :)" like he just seems to rly like being around people! just like basking in presence whether or not hes rly talking that much.
i enjoyed that juza mentioned pillow fighting with his lil brother... thats nice! i think a lot of this event was just focused on ppl having fun over the drama lol bc it got wrapped up sooo quick. i liked the bit where sakyos worried that izumi was out late searching for him tho it was so sweet. table tennis match was very fun although id argue calling hisoka and juza the two quietest tho lol like... banri exists so juza isnt quiet. just like inevitably. finally, the event cg!!! azumas hair tied up... so nice! thats how I tie my hair up sometimes tho it doesnt look nearly as nice lol. taichi rambling abt his first love for so long tho... lol. ill be honest i have to reread autumn bc i was not aware of this whole situation until it came up in the stranger and i like inferred from there. the end of this event was nice! it was cute. i dont rly have much thoughts on it but im so hype for the winter play
Hello:!!! so good to see you again, freshly learning from your mistakes then :3c
the connection with Citron is a BLAST to read about. I am glad that Citron is there, on your mind, supporting you at every turns of language. It's beautiful.
AND OH THE POKEMON LIST!!! thrilled to hear about it being a wip ongoing! take your time ofc and i hope you'll feel more confident as you go for your characters interpretation! i believe in you!
lmao i'm glad the events help you remember to play a3, i'm sure that by the time you'll be done with the events you will have unlocked so much of act 2 you won't have to worry too much about it. Anyway i'm glad you treat yourself to good things :3c
of course Hisoka fell asleep in the bath. tbh this event was a lot of "Hisoka almost dies in a spring house multiple times if it wasn't for his troupesmates". Between sleeping in the bath and almost swallowing the table tenis ball... where would we be without Winter, and especially Homare, taking care fo him.
I'm SO GLAD you like Homare that much! he's so so good! i'm sure there must be a masterlist somewhere, or well. can be done anytime i guess?? but yeah Homare is fantastic and LDJFDLKFJDF the evil plan to avoid dodgeball from both of you.. this is incredible DLKJFDLKF. But yeah alas he's loved by his own so he gets hit smh.
And yeah Hisoka is just acting sus huh.
BUT YEAH... YEAH... WINTER... BELOVED.... I feel regular and normal feelings for Winter as you know, s o .
(i'm so delighted that you feel that way about Taichi though, as he deserves!! what a good boy!!!)
But yeah Winter play next!!!!! i love the winter plays so much i hope you'll like it as well!! aND YEAH HISOKA AND HOMARE AS A DUO... for a DETECTIVE story?? so good.
I'm sO GLAD you like their dynamic! yeah i adore it too. Homare was so quick to leap into taking care of Hisoka? Like i mean he immediatly called him sleeping beauty when they first met, and immediately decided to be his roommates to watch over him, and then he did everything to take care of him and it's just so sweet. Homare has such a big heart he's so gentle with Hisoka. Homey and comfortable, whenever Hisoka admits it or not ahah.
ahah wouldn't be Sakyo if he didn't need to stay cheap. BUT YEAH the Sakyo/Azuma dynamic is pretty good. oh the event you talk about i think is in some of his very first backstage storyes (that you can read if you have them since they're at this point of the chronology). There's one where they play a mafia game and Sakyo is warry of Azuma because "people like him are those you need to worry about the most" and Azuma is just ":) you wound me :) i would never :)" and then Azuma wins the game and starts to mess with everyone. It was so fun. and yeah i see which clip you mean for the stage play!! it's so so fun they have such a neat dynamic and i loved to see it in this event as well.
and omg worrying about Taichi while he was just there preparing a fun time! this child really would have worried us all back then huh
but AHH YEAH TASUKU TAICHI.... It's such a neat dynamic! ofc i won't say anything but man i love the potential of their stories, as the two ex Godza boys. To see them bond and be comfortable with each other always make me so soft.
OH NICE CATCH FOR THE PUN! i think it must be the reason for it tbh, i love it! thanks for pointing it out!
The talent show was really fun yeah ahah! I wonder what it is in Japanese too but at least the localization was hella fun!
"anyways the way banri and juza being themselves Are the entertainment." THEY'RE SO SILLY I love them so much
AND LMAO YOUR REACTION AT AZUMA I LOVE IT. YEah i think Tasuku and Omi are just flexing (which is Still. SO FUNNY. Just there saying "our talents is.. our muscles...") meanwhile Azuma is like "my talent is that i'm crazy hot :)"
But YEAH Azuma... AZUMA WHAT DID YOU DO....
your read on Azuma's personality feels pretty spot on to me ahah omg. Staying with what you know about him, the fact that with his job and all, he seems like he's starving for connection while also terrified to make himself emotionally vulnerable. He loves staying with people, listening to them, caring for them, and he's touch starved as hell (i mean it's his job) but he doesn't seem to really know how to be on the receiving hand of affection. there's a flair talk, i can't remember where, with Omi at some point, where Azuma compliments him, and Omi is just "mhm.. but you know i think that it's more about you" and ends up complimenting Azuma in depth and it let Azuma dumbfounded because he didn't expect Omi to trick him at his own game, while Omi just genuinely don't get why Azuma is reacting that way. He gives he gives he gives, and he's genuinely happy with that, but he seems to have difficulties to take, or to demand for something, while also starving for it. I have so many emotions for Azuma.
Any mentions of Juza's little bro are the best things. I love this type of mention TwT
And yeah it was such a laid back event. Honestly deserved after the crying fest that was The Stranger imo. It's good to relax once in a while and it was nice to have them have fun. There was the bitterness of both Azuma and Sakyo's past that was always a bit looming but everyone was working so hard for them to enjoy themselves that the joy just overtake any sadness i loved it.
Sakyo worrying about Izumi is always adorable TwT
And yeah the Table Tennis match was so fun and chaotic LMAO. I love the dynamic between Juza and Hisoka. Just two usually quiet boys who like sweets. Except that yeah like you say, as long as Banri is around, Juza cannot be 100% quiet. Rip.
THE CG WAS SO PRETTY i loved seeing it. And omg you can share your hairtips with Azuma how nice :D Azuma manages to make everything look beautiful smh....
Oh yeah Taichi and his first love! if i recall he mentions it quickly at the begining, that Yuki reminds him of his first love, and he says that again at some point - then the fake Portrait he does he mentions his first love again. And since then it's been a reccuring topic so yeh :3c
but yeah! this event was really sweet and laid back, not much to say about it, but it was nice to have it at all!
Hope you'll like the winter play :3c
Take care and thank you again for your thoughts <33 i love reading them!! bless you!!
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footballxwrites · 4 years ago
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So can i ask for one w/Bruno please. Basically they’ve only just started dating but her ex is another footballer (can be whoever). United play them in a final and the guy and Bruno are constantly like having pops at each other. At half time, she’s pretty annoyed because she thinks she could have got hurt or booked or something and he says it’s because he loves her he doesn’t want to hear people talk about her. he scores the winning goal in the next half and they have a cute lil celebration on the pitch after Utd win? Thank uuuu xo
You’re mine
It was your first match of his you were going to watch live and you couldn’t wait especially at the fact it was at one of your fav stadiums. Although you were a London gal and your local team was Spurs, you always had a soft spot for the Old Trafford Stadium, loving the atmosphere it brought and the fans it carried. Saying that, your family were indeed strict Tottenham supporters and you were basically forced to support them from a young age, going to most games both home and away, and I mean you enjoyed it and all but you weren’t really arsed about seeing them play the older you got. Oh and they were even more over the moon when they found out you were dating the one and only Harry Winks. You’ll admit the two of you had a good run of a couple years, but like all good things, it came to an end after one night you walked in to find another woman in your bed and I’ll let you take a guess at what they were doing.
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A year later and here you are, living the Manchester life with a new job and boyfriend who you met in a classy bar one night, the rest being history, and also happened to be a footballer. You swore after Harry you’d never fall for another well known fella, wanting to stay out the public eye, but there was just something about Bruno you couldn’t resist, he really was the definition of a perfect gentleman and husband material. Anyways, you were currently sat in the stands with a few of the other footballer’s wives waiting for the game to begin in a few mins, and you being you didn’t look at the tickets properly so you had no idea who Man Utd were playing in the final game of the season, well that was until you caught glimpse of a face you hoped you’d never see again. Yes, of course they had to be the big Tottenham Hotspur on the last day, at your first game and by god you were shitting yourself about it, wondering how both men were going to be able to keep it together for a whole 90mins. Obviously Bruno knew about you and winks and constantly went on about how he couldn’t wait to play against him and seeing that they were both midfielders, they’d be on top of each other most game, which was going to be a problem.
The first half was decent, both teams two all, so it was all to play for in the next 45mins, Man Utd clearly being the stand out team out the two. Bruno managed to slip out the dressing room a few minutes before kick off to come see you at the bottom of the stands, him wrapping his arms around your waist and bringing you closer, smothering you with kisses which wasn’t unnatural for him and you would’ve been all over him usually, but after you soon realised the stares from Harry who was just across the pitch, it was obvious what he was trying to achieve with this. You shoved him away, one for acting like a jealous kid and two for the fact he’d got booked and multiple warnings through the first half, almost getting a red after just 20 mins played. “I know what you’re trying to do so quit it” you said, annoyed, lightly smacking his chest as he smirked, “what I’m just showing everyone who you belong too” he replied as you let out a small grin, unable to stay mad at him for a long time. “Look just knock it off alright, get through this next half without anymore random scraps with old lover boy over there because I can’t have you getting sent off for my first game watching you here now can I” you scolded, well tried to, your soft voice doing you no favours in trying to create a harsh tone. He nodded sadly before letting go and making his way back onto the field, “oh and get me a goal” you shouted to him, winking, those being your last words as the whilst blew once again.
If you thought the first half was exciting then you should’ve seen the second one, Spurs’ Kane putting a goal away in the first few mins, followed by a mistake from Lloris which gave Rashford the perfect opportunity to smash the ball into the back of the net. So by the 89th minute it was a level 3-3 and the way it was looking, it was going to end in a draw at the Manchester Stadium, that was until the ball landed at Bruno’s feet and he had a screamer of a goal, curving into the top corner no bother. You and everyone else darted up out your seats and began cheering as the final whistle went, the entire stadium going mad and roaring with atmosphere as you rushed down to the pitch, hopping over the barrier and running into his arms, his sticky, sweaty body gripping you as he pulled you in for the biggest kiss, you resisting at first not wanting really wanting a crowd of 70 thousand to see you both. He couldn’t care less though, grabbing your thighs and lifting you up, wrapping your legs around his lower back, before going in for another deep kiss, “I’ve told you, I have to show everyone you’re mine” he spoke breathlessly in between you’re lips colliding against one another’s. “Yeah, I mean show me off as much as you like” you joked, flicking your hair back, “you did get me my goal too, the winning one” you whispered in his ear before gently biting his neck, letting a small moan of appreciation whilst doing so. “Think we should continue this at home don’t you, give me a little treat for my performance eh” he asked, as you nodded, quickly jogging off the pitch, not wanting to waste time, the two of you hand in hand passing by a jealous looking Harry to which Bruno made a big thing of, giving your bum a little pinch and saying some rather dirty things to you just loud enough to earn a glare from your ex lover ❤️
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alittlecursed · 4 years ago
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What do the henchmen do on their free time? Like their hobbies? And what they like to do with their villains (when their not being ordered around and just being friendly)
I did the mainstream Villain’s henchmen cuz I didn’t know who you wanted specifically. While doing this, I wanted to adopt all of them cuz they’re all so cute!
Iago 
He loves it when Jafar gives him pets and scratches. Iago will twist his neck backward like birds do when someone scratches them good on their back
He likes watching Jafar do his magic when it doesn’t include exerting his own energy to power up Jafar’s magic. 
He likes to taunt anyone and everyone. He finds pleasure in playing the dumb parrot to mock and taunt people - the sultan, the guards, visiting royals, Jasmine and Rajah sometimes- and he’ll hide behind Jafar and play the dumb innocent parrot. Jafar knows Iago plays his games and protects him but will scold him when Iago gets careless
Jafar lets him sleep in his bed cuz the parrot doesn't take a lot of space. Iago only takes the pillow and
Pain and Panic
In their free time, which is very rare, they like to go out and enjoy/experience human life - mingling with humans, consuming their food, watching their theatre and exploring their cities 
They like to play pranks on the humans because they can get away with it unlike when they’re pranking the gods, nymphs, spirits, other surfer natural beings - poor little demons are sent straight to hell when they’re caught in their pranks
They like receiving praise from Hades like a simple “good job” or “excellent” remark because he’s their boss and they want to know they did good. And they have fun when Hades sends them on a job to cause mischief
Also, when they come back from playing humans they’ll sometimes bring Hades souvenirs they know he’ll like and/or gossip about the others gods
Jasper and Horace
Jasper likes going to bars and poker games. He’ll drag Horace along but will leave the poor fella alone when he gets into the game
Horace doesn’t mind as long as Jasper doesn’t get himself or both of them in trouble. He’ll bide his time with the patrons.
Jasper and Cruella are always at each other’s throats and that’s the friendliest they can be. They’ll play poker games once in a while. Horace will be there supervising his brother and getting what Cruella wants, ashtray, something to drink, food, dessert, anything to please her
When Cruella wins the poker games, she gives the winning to Horace because nothing Jasper betted will ever come
Kronk
We basically know what Kronk does based on his movie Kronk’s Groove - cooking, the squirrel scout he’s got going on, helping and spending time with the elderly - this guy is super active, he’s always doing something
He likes to spend time with Yzma doesn’t matter what they're doing. He’ll cook for her, her favorite dishes, tidy up her house/alley/laboratory, anything to help and please her
Kronk also loves going on amusement rides with Yzma, with anyone really but he knows Yzma needs some fresh air and excitement from time to time.
He’ll invite Yzma to his family gatherings and Yzma feels flattered he decided to bring her along because can be so rude and disrespectful to him. She’ll eat the food and mingle enough with his family to please Kronk
Flotsam and Jetsam
Water Snake babies
When Ursula is creating some new magic, they like to watch in the front row and sometimes get a little too close for Ursula's comfort. So they’ll wrap themselves around the sea witch’s neck and shoulders
They help  Ursula get “customers” cuz like Ursula they are master manipulations and use the “customers” desires against them. As a hobby, and part of getting “customers”, Jetsam and Flotsam like to people-watch or in this case mer-watch/fish-watch. They are good at picking out mermen and mermaids.
And because they have more freedom to swim in the ocean they bring Ursula a lot of ingredients for her spells and potions. So they have a vast knowledge of the land and of sea plants, minerals, etc.
When Ursula and Morgana get together for family visits, Jetsam and Flotsam tease Undertow because Morgana uses him as a guinea pig and she messes up the spells bad
LeFou 
This guy is secretly smarter than he looks, he just can’t stand up for himself especially when it comes to Gaston cuz he admires the guy and wants to be like him. He’s knowledgeable but he can hardly get Gaston to listen to him. And others don’t listen to Lefou cuz he’s overshadowed by Gaston but he doesn’t let that bother him. He’s a tough lil’ guy
Secretly, Lefou knows how to read and he likes books. And he’s social too so he’ll talk with the others in the tavern and give them weird facts saying he heard it from this guy and that guy so people don’t realize he can read. It’s like a guilty pleasure because he’s deceiving people in a way
He likes to go hunting with Gaston, likes to watch the strategies the large man uses for big and small kills. And because he is so helpful in carrying back the kills, Gaston gives him some of the meat to take home.
For hobbies, it’s kinda hard cuz we don’t know much about the guy...I see him as a craftsman kinda guy because he handles Gaston’s weapons and tools so he learns to be good with his fingers in handling tools.
He’s gotten a kiss from one of the Bimbettes and he’ll never tell Gaston! 
Diablo
He’s a cheeky little raven that likes to pick on Maleficent’s goons. Maleficent knows this and lets him cuz why not. And the goons can’t put a finger on Diablo or they’ll die
Sometimes there’ll be a rotting corpse in Maleficent's castle and Diablo will pick at it because it's in his instinct - Maleficent stops him and tells him to eat something better
He loves shiny objects! And he has a room full of them! And the shiniest and prettiest objects he finds, he gives them to Maleficent who gives him a soft chuckle and pets.
He also does the twisting of the body thing like Iago. And when he specifically wants something from Mal or he knows he did something wrong he rubs against Mal’s face and neck. She doesn’t punish him too hard
Jafar and Maleficent set up playdates for those two and the chaos they cause!! Bird dumps everywhere, steal objects and food, taunting, flying amok in the Bazaar and basically creating traffic, it's insane!
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archived-gtronpa-account · 4 years ago
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Ok ok hear me out, Shuichi having 2 calm down a borrower after they’ve been caught by Kokichi
I'm,,, wheezing,,,
Alrite if the borrower is so scared I'm assuming this is going with a villainous Kokichi? That's not my fave trope but I can go with that
Mmmm maybe maybe gimme a sec,,, ohhh okay I got it here's what I'm thinking:
Shuichi knows something weird is going on in his apartment. There's odd supplies and bits of food missing, since he lives alone then there must be something or someone stealing all rhat. Obviously it can't be rats or some run cause they wouldn't steal pins and bottle caps, it has to be a someone. But why steal those things and such small quantities of food? Is someone toying with him? He checked with his neighbours and no one reports hearing or seeing anyone intrude in his apartment. So it's safe to say Shuichi is really creeped out but also very, very intrigued
Eventually he makes his lil investigation and the best conclusion he comes to is that it's one of those tiny thiefs he's read legends about in shady websites. It sounds really stupid but it's the only fitting conclusion, besides, does it matter if it's so carzy? Not really. His life is already so stressful he needs some wonder and fantasy, so he just goes with it and starts jokingly believing in the little people in his walls, sometimes outloud saying stuff like 'Hey right now I'm not in the kitchen so if you want to get some food now the coast is clear' or 'goodnight little people or person have a safe stealing trip' and 'by the way little people if you need anything just tell me okay? I'm leaving the cupboards open I bought some groceries today hope that'll be good enough'. He doesn't believe that one second, but he finds it really fun and a nice way to escape from stress, thinking there's someone listening to him.
Though, he does tell Kokichi about the weird occurrences in his apartment and jokingly mentions it could be tiny thiefs. Kokichi takes that much more seriously and takes it as a challenge and a game to understand what's going on at Saihara's place.
When Shuichi is gone, Kokichi lockpicks his door and gets in (Saihara already knows about his lockpicking, and Kichi even snuck in to surprise him a couple times, so it's alright) and coincidentally (more like by the power of scriptwriting ease) the borrower is out borrowing at that time.
Pif paf poof! Kokichi jumps at the little fella before he can get away, plucks him up in a fist and sticks him in his pocket and leaves like the thief he is. No more problems for his friend Saihara.
Now, I think Kokichi is the type who always wants entertainment. Either he'll be the one entertaining large groups and people he's keen of with his antics, or pushing the buttons of those he finds boring. Going further with this to make him the villain here, he'd be curious about the weird lil guy he found but also think they'll be too weak and boring if he doesn't mess with them.
He'd defo enjoy manhandling the hell out of the lil borrower at first, playing games with it and making it do tedious parkours n stuff or hang them where they can't move a muscle, like those little rain doll things Japanese people hang to their umbrellas and elsewhere for good weather? Yea like that. Nothing to actually physically harm the lil guy, but he'll push them to their very limit and keep them weak and exhausted.
Oftentimes he'll 'forget' to lock them up at night and make them think they can escape, only to catch them at the very least second, 'It's a lie!' and yoink them up and lock them again or sleep with them trapped in a loose fist. It happens many times and each time the borrower knows it's a trap but tries anyway, and each time they get caught they despair more and more.
The times Kokichi actually tries to act like a pure villain is when he's interrogating the borrower. Who are you, what are you, why were you at Saihara's place, why do you hide and steal... Etc etc. He does that dark face thing and brings a finger down on the borrower's torso gently pressing on it taunting them. It's pathetic seeing them pinned down and struggling to fight even one finger.
Needless to say, Kokichi's fun is hell for the poor borrower. Plus, being already super afraid of humans, their experience with Kokichi is borderline traumatic.
Meanwhile, Shu notices the little stealings stopped. He's kinda sad about it and still talks to his walls like 'hey little people are you still here? Hope I didn't anger you or something please come back' but ultimately doesn't dwell on it and keeps his focus on more important matters.
One day he needs to get back something he lent to Kokichi, who's lot home. He needs it really urgently so he just uses the spare keys kichi gave him (yea I'm just assuming they're that good of friends) and quickly goes in his room to get it, but as he's leaving he hears a weird little sound, something like a whimper. For a second he thinks Kokichi is hiding under his bed or something but the sound seems like it came from his desk. He gets closer and inspects it and sees a flash of movement from a drawer that's cracked open. His curiosity is piqued and he takes a look in...
And finds a terrified little guy.
Shu's mind short-circuits for a second, unable to process the scene before his eyes. It gets worse when the weird tiny person speaks 'Why you- why are you here? Did K-Kokichi let you see me?'
Shu is super taken aback and stutters a quick no, and sees the little person scoot back, fear clear in its eyes. He realizes he looks like an intruder or a thief.
'Ah- I don't want to hurt you! I'm kind of lost here though, who are you? Why are you like this... And in Kokichi's drawer?'
For a moment, the tiny person doesn't speak or look at him in the eyes, deep in thoughts and reluctant with fear, but then they speak.
'Shuichi, y-you have to help me... Kokichi kidnapped me- I don't want to be here! Please help me!' and despite seeming terrified of Shu, they seem desperate.
Shu is now 10x times more lost. The situation is as confusing as a dream, but what matters at the moment is to help and reassure the scared little person. He's really not sure what to do, but first it'd be good to get them out of that dark and cramped drawer and go back to his place and try to figure things out.
He doesn't really know if he can grab the lil fella, so he takes his cap off and lets them climb in then holds it up to his chest to hide the tiny guy while he walks in the streets. He's not the best at comforting but he does mumble a few apologies and reassuring words to let the tiny person know that everything is fine. It's a little unnerving for the borrower to hear Shu talk to them again like he used to- except this time, Shu knows they exist. Either way, it helps bring some comfort.
Shu bumps into Kokichi on his way out and freaks out, but tries to keep his cool.
'Saihara~ did you need something at my place? You should have called me you know? It's very rude to go inside people's houses while they're away, also super illegal. Gasp! Did Saihara finally succumb to the temptation of crime?' his tone is teasing and playful, but there's something of an edge to it, and his big, bright smile seems too forced to be genuine.
'ah, yeah but it's alright I got it now-'
'what are you hiding in your cap?'
Meanwhile the borrower can hear shu's heart pound too fast, or maybe that's their own heartbeat. They don't want to be caught by Kokichi again.
'Nothing- really, I just took it off since it's a little hot outside'
'you say that while wearing a hoodie? Saihara would never ever take his cap off! What are you hiding?' his face goes blank and serious. Before he can be stopped, he reaches for the cap and tilts it to see the tiny, shaking fella inside.
Now, Shuichi isn't the confrontational type, but the tiny person just looks so terrified and pitiful, all shaking and wide eyed. He smacks the hand reaching for tiny person harshly and brings the cap and the tiny fella closer to his chest, then sneaks another hand in to brush against their toothpick-like arm in reassurence. He frowns and tries to question Kokichi, but the shorter guy takes the lead and speaks first.
'oh, I see you found my little friend!'
'i would hardly call them your "friend" seeing how scared of you they look'
'aww, so mean! They're scared of everyone, not just me! Besides, you should be grateful, Saihara, I got rid of your apartments's problem and fixed them! Now you can be sure they'll never try to mess with you again. Ah, but if you want your problem back, I don't care. They were too boring anyway' his tone is venomous, and there's a finality to it. Just like that Kokichi walks away, whistling a tune like he'd just been talking about the weather, that seems so over the top for him that Shu gets the feeling he's pissed but is hiding it. Shuichi really wants to grab his shoulder and stop him to confront him, but the shaky person clinging to his hand is more important at the moment.
He goes back to his apartment in a rush and carefully sets the tiny person in his bed since it's the most comfortable surface and the poor little guy seems exhausted. He's not really sure what he should do so he leaves to the kitchen to make some tea and clear his mind.
He goes back to his room and can't find the small person! He freaks out and starts looking for them- but then a thought pops in his mind, he remembers how he'd thought there could be little people living in his walls, and it just clicks that if the person knew his name and somewhat trusted him then maybe, as crazy as that sounds, they could be the little thief in his walls?
After a moment of thought, it doesn't sound that crazy after all. Shuichi sighs and sets the cup and thimble of tea on his desk, then looks around the room and thinks of what to do in that situation.
'Um,' he feels self conscious, talking to the walls again but knowing this time that there's someone listening, 'i know you're really scared right now, I would be too if I were you. I'd probably be even more scared than you- I know I would never have trusted some giant stranger to hold me and help me get out of a bad situation, that was really brave. So, uh... Thank you for trusting me back there, I'm glad I could help. I don't really have the right to ask that but... please, don't be afraid of me. If you don't need my help anymore then I'm really happy, but it would kill me to know if you're hiding while you need help. I know I must look really scary to you, really really scary, but I promise I only want to help. So, um, please don't hesitate to come if you need anything.' he exhales and feels his face flushing. The words sound cheesy on his tongue, but he is being as honest as he can be.
He doesn't expect it to work though, so when he sees a tiny head poking from behind the pile of books on his desk, he feels the tension in his limbs evaporate and a warm feeling blooming in his chest. Being so shy, people don't think he is reliable, so he's glad to see someone so scared of him still put some trust in him.
The borrower takes a few steps closer and nods 'alright'.
Then there's a bit of an awkward silence as neither knows what to do next. Shu remembers his old plans and carefully pushes the thimble closer to the little person.
'ahh, i made you some tea. It must have gotten cold now though, sorry. Do you want me to hear it up again?' and he leaves to do it, stops at his bedroom's door, thinking that if he leaves the little person again they might try to run off, but he pushes that thought away.
He's gals and relived when he gets back and finds them sitting in the middle of his desk, nervous but present nonetheless. He feels too intimidating and large and monstrous so he kneels on the floor to be more at eye level with the tiny person.
'we can talk if you want, or we can just be silent. Either way is fine with me' he doesn't want them to feel pressured, poor little thing already seems too scared and fidgety. He's afraid to loose whatever silver of trust they have in him.
The borrower is silent for a while, sipping at their tea and stealing a few glances up at their old bean. Living alone, their bean had been their only company. Not to mention that he was so nice when he talked to them in the walls, not even sure someone was listening. It had been unnerving, but also a nice change from the constant silence and loneliness. The borrower feels a bit more at ease and slowly opens up about what happend and who they are.
They're a little quiet, stammer a lot and speak so fast most of their speech doesn't make much sense and is hard to follow, but Shuichi patiently listens anyway, until their words slowly fade to small sobs and quiet sniffles.
Shuichi's heart tightens at the sight. He doesn't know how to comfort a crying person, but he has to be there for them, so he slides a finger on their back and rubs it in gentle motions. He doesn't do anything more and lets them decide whether or not they accept the gesture, thinking the touch may discomfort them. he just doesn't want to overwhelm the poor fella.
Shuichi is usually the one to rely on others, the role of a strong and supportive person is foreign to him so he's bit at a loss for words, but he does clumsily promise he'll protect them and make them happy.
(shoot! This got much longer than I planned but eh, at least I kinda like how it turned out it was worth spending a while on)
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zanybohbot · 4 years ago
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The Outsiders: A Trip To Santa Monica
The Outsiders: A TRIP TO SANTA MONICA (Episode 3)
Published: 10-16-19 - Updated: 10-17-19
They head to Button's house at Santa Monica. Brain's gotta new girlfriend called Tara, Button's sister. He has to man himself up and stop being a pussy so he can finally get it on. Which means, he needs an advice of how to make this scenario better without screwing it up. Will Brain get it? This is episode 3 of The Outsiders. Rated R for Strong Language/Sexual References
Part 1: Brain's New Girlfriend
(Squit N/R: So Brain whisked Button's sister, Tara, away for their romantic weekend, and it's fair to say it wasn't exactly as she'd imagined it.)
Tara: Can you slow down a bit at least, Brain?
Brain: OK, Tara. Sorry.
Pinky: Christ, what's got into you? We're only doing fucking 65!
Tara: I get carsick, especially in the back.
Squit: (sarcastically) There's no rush. Let's enjoy the drive. This is one of the more beautiful stretches of anonymous American highway.
Brain: It's not Tara's fault she gets carsick.
Tara: I can speak for myself, Brain.
Pinky: Oooohhhhh! Beep, beep, beep, beep!
Brain: (swats Pinky in the head) Pinky, shut up!
(silence)
Tara: OW! Something hard's digging into my leg.
Pinky: (scratching his head looking dizzy) Ha. Don't look at me. Although my ding-a-ling could reach from here! (laughs)
Brain: (annoyed by Pinky's comment) Pinky, prepare for more pain when we get there.
Tara: Shit, what is this? (picks up a bottle of orangeade from outta nowhere)
Pesto: Oh, sorry. That's mine. My bad.
Squit: Why are you taking a four-litre bottle of orangeade to Santa Monica?
Pesto: Well, duh. Polite, being a good guest, bring a bottle.
Squit: Bring a bottle means alcohol, Pesto.
Pesto: Nah, everyone likes orangeade. You make cocktails with it, like vodka and orangeade, or whisky and orangeade, or wine and orangeade.
Squit: Those aren't cocktails. That's just the names drinks with orangeade added to it.
Pesto: Ayy, coo off! At least I'm being polite here!
Tara: Thank you, Pesto, I'm sure my brother, Buttons, will appreciate it.
Pesto: But ya know what he wouldn't appreciate…(grunt)
Pinky: Oh, no, Pesto, you didn't?
Pesto: Fuck yeah, I did. (laughs)
Wakko: (holds nose) I'm gonna throw up.
Tara: What happened?
Squit: Unbelievable.
Tara: (sniff) Oh, my God, that stinks!
Brain: Pesto, have you farted again?
Pesto: Not sure. Could be fart, could be worse. (laughs)
Brain: (annoyed) For fuck's sake, open a window!
Squit: You really need to see a bowel specialist.
Wakko: Or a bowel exorcist.
Pinky: (teasing) Or he could ask his gay-ass dad. He likes inspecting men's anuses.
Tara: Oh, I feel really sick. Brain, can you pull over?
Pesto: Relax, it was only a Sausage and Cheese McMuffin.
(Tara moans again)
Pesto: No, wait. (farts again) Oh, forgot the hash brown.
Brain: PESTO!
Squit: Oh, for christ's sake!
Tara: Can someone please open a window?!
(Squit N/R: Fortunately, Pesto''s McFarts calmed down just outside Santa Monica. Which is more than could be said for Tara.)
Tara: They're getting the train back or I am.
Brain: Look, it'll be fine. Let's just remember why we're here, okay?
(Buttons saw Squit, Pinky, Brain, Pesto and Wakko as he knows them again but he looks unimpressed.)
Buttons: Oh no, It's you five again.
Pinky: We've just came to hang out, OK? No biggie.
Pesto: (points at Squit) Apart from him, he's lonely.
Squit: Some of us are going to work at the animation department next year, so I thought I'd come along, check the place out, maybe even make a few friends in case worst comes to worst and I end up at Santa Monica.
Buttons: Meaning?
Squit: Well, just it's not my first choice.
Wakko: It's your last choice.
Squit: But it is a choice. I think that's the key point.
Pesto: I've bought orangeade for the party.
Buttons: There isn't a party.
Pinky: Good. 'Coz we could make it a party.
Buttons: You couldn't. God, it's bad enough that Concord Condor's idiotic friends descend on us practically every night.
Squit: Jesus, is he still a nightmare?
Buttons: God, he's a complete tool, all he does is drink. I don't know why we agreed to share with him.
Squit: I know him before, interesting. Bit of a social hub is he? The big man on campus, the go-to guy?
(All of them, even Buttons, look confused by Squit's comment.)
Buttons: Whatever. Christian's away, so I suppose those four can sleep in his room. I'll share with Heike, although she's got the flu. That'll mean me catching it. Tara, you and Brain can have my room.
Brain & Tara: Thanks.
Buttons: I'm not keen on you having sex, but at least I know you're doing it somewhere comfortable.
Brain: Phew. Absolutely. Only in her vagina.
Buttons: Uhhh...I meant in my bed.
Brain: So did I?
Pinky: Then, why did you say "vagina"?
Brain: (confused) Huh, weird.
(awkward silence)
Buttons: Come on, Tara, I'll show you where the condoms and spare sheets are.
Pinky: Nice to see ya back, bruh.
(Buttons and Tara went inside.)
Wakko: Wait. Who's Heike?
Brain: Roommate. Sexy. Also Dutch.
Pesto: Cool, I've never met a Dutch.
Pinky: How comes you never met a single Dutch?! They're always the filthiest!
Pesto: You know this?
Pinky: Well, duh. I fucked a Dutch bitch. Remember?
Brain: (disbelief) Bullshit. Never been to Holland.
Pinky: Yeah, I have! It was when I had my Sweet 16.
Squit: (sarcastically) And what did she do to you at your 16th birthday that was so filthy? Give you a blow job in a windmill? Jerk you off with clogs?
Pinky: No, but I wish. Look, it was properly filthy, I shouldn't tell.
Brain: Oh, really. Go for it.
Pinky: Fine. (thinks of something) When I fingered her, she shat down my arm.
(All 4 look confused and disgusted by Pinky's story.)
(awkward silence)
Pesto: Shall we go and look where we're sleeping?
Squit: Yep. Good Idea.
(All of them went in Button's house.)
(Squit N/R: And to think, I had a Sweet 16. Huh?)
Part 2: QUESTIONS! DOWN IT!
(Squit N/R: We'd only travelled as far as Santa Monica, but Button's roommate, Concord, the one we know, and his friends including, Willie Wombat and Axl Gator, the actors from Taz-Mania are the ones I have known them before, but now they seemed to speak a different language for some reason. And yes, they're actually rappers.)
(Concord opens the door for Willie and Axl.)
Concord: Good evening, Commander, Bombardier.
Willie: Good evening, Admiral!
(Buttons came to the door, looking dead inside.)
Axl: All right, Butto, where's dat lil' sis of yours?
Buttons: She's upstairs with her boyfriend.
(They all gasp)
Willie: Boyfriend!?
Axl: Denied!
Concord: Denied!
Willie: Denied!
Concord: Come in, gentlemen, and we'll commence!
(They came in.)
Buttons: Don't break anything.
Axl: Chill, speccy.
(Squit N/R: Speccy. An insulting nickname. I think it meant they like you. Meanwhile, it was a good job that Pinky, Pesto and Wakko had their sleeves rolled down, cos there was a Dutch gal on the loose.)
(In the bedroom.)
Heike: Hello!
Pinky: Hey there, what's up?
Heike: You are Button's sister's friends?
Wakko: Oh, absolutely.
Heike: OK, very welcome. I have a fucking cold, so I am looking for the bloody tissues. (sneezed)
Pinky: Bless ya.
Heike: Thanks! (Pick up a box of Kleenex from the table) There are the bloody things. See you, guys, have a super fun night.
Pinky: Oh, we will have a super fun night. If ya know what I mean. (elbows Wakko softly) Heh, heh?
Wakko: Most definitely.
Pesto: Um-hm.
Heike: Great. Bye to you.
(She leaves the room.)
Pesto: (whispers to Pinky) She's hot!
Wakko: She looks like she loves dick.
Pesto: Do you have to do it different with dis Dutch ho?
Pinky: There are 3 things you need to know about European hoes, homies. They're filthy, they're hairy and they don't mind if you wipe it on the towel.
(Wakko and Pesto look confused by Pinky's comment.)
(Squit N/R: I'd always imagined my evenings at Santa Monica would consist of studing animation and filmmaking, heated intellectual debate and avoiding elderly homosexual hip-hop lecturers. The reality over here was a little different.)
Willie: The next game is Fuzzy Duck.
Axl: Duckmaster General, to da left, fuzzy duck.
Concord: Fuzzy duck.
Willie: Did he?
Axl: Fuzzy duck?
Concord: Drink! Yo lost, son!
Axl: Damnit! (drinks a bottle of wine.)
(Squit came into the living room to get a can of beer.)
Squit: Hey, fellas, you don't mind if I join ya, do ya?
Concord: Questions, motherfucka! Two fingers.
Squit: What? What does "two fingers" mean? Two fingers of what? (points at beer) This?
Axl: (singing) Pointiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnngggggggg!
Willie: A fine, Admiral? Mah only wan.
Concord: And the fine is…
Concord, Willie & Axl: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
Squit: Y'okay?
Concord, Willie & Axl: ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Squit: Uhhh...do ya need help or something?
Concord, Willie & Axl: ...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...DOWN IT!
Axl: Yeah, c'mon!
Squit: Fine. But after that, can we speak proper English, please?
Concord, Willie & Axl: QUESTIONS! QUESTIONS! DOWN IT! DOWN IT! DOWN IT!
Squit: (slightly annoyed) Fine! I was about to drink it anyway, gosh! (he opens the can and drinks)
Concord, Willie & Axl: (rapping) Down it! Down it! Down it! Down It! Get it down ya, Zulu warriah! Get it down you, Zulu ho!
Squit: (confused) What? Zulu? Why Zulu?
(Pinky and Pesto ran to the living room.)
Pinky: Dafuq's dat noise?!
Pesto: Yeah. What's all da ruckuss?
Axl: Question! Down it! (hands 2 beers to Pinky and Pesto)
Squit: (annoyed) I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore.
(Wakko came.)
Wakko: Can I play?
Concord, Willie & Axl: Questions! (hand a beer to Wakko.)
(Squit N/R: It seems like a vaguely ghetto-gangsta moronic drinking game. But as these guys were real rappers, I assumed it was irony. In the kitchen, nothing ironic was happening.)
(Brain and Tara were kissing in the kitchen but Buttons came along.)
Buttons: Not in the kitchen, please. I eat in here.
Brain: Hi, Buttons. Didn't notice ya here. Heh, heh.
(Buttons ignores him.)
Buttons: Tara, did you find those towels to put down?
Tara: Yep.
Buttons: And the lotion?
Tara: Yep.
Buttons: Good. Well, just remember, it's when you're ready, not when he's ready, OK? It doesn't have to be tonight and it certainly doesn't have to be in the kitchen either.
Brain: (butting in) So what's your new career anyway, Buttons?
Buttons: Look, you probably won't enjoy it, but just make sure you don't regret it, OK?
Brain: (still butting in) You said you're directing, right?
Tara: Jesus, just give it a rest, please.
Buttons: Look, I'm only saying these things because I love you, okay?
Tara: Yeah, I know, but your friend loves me too.
Buttons: Huh. Does he?
(Buttons looks at Brain, as Brain was gulping, looking shy.)
Pesto: (from the living room) FUZZY DUCKKKKKKKKK!
Brain: Sorry, that was my friends. I should go and check on them.
Buttons: No, don't worry, I'll do it.
Brain: Bye, Buttons! Great to see ya again!
(Buttons looks at Brain angrily and leaves the kitchen.)
Tara: I think he really likes you!
Brain: Yeah, he LIKED us. I don't understand. We use to work together since 1993, now he seems like he hates me.
Tara: No, he's probably just jealous.
Brain: Really?
Tara: Yeah, cos I've got you. Let's not wait any longer, let's go to bed and get it on.
Brain: Great. I just need to run that by my friends first.
Tara: For what? Are you gonna ask them for their advice?
Brain: (shocked) Oh, shit, did Pinky tell you?!
Tara: I was joking!
Brain: Ha, good one. But I do need to talk to them about dinner, though. Pinky gets grumpy if he doesn't eat.
Tara: (gets annoyed) I don't give a flying fuck!
Brain: Look, why don't you go upstairs and get yourself ready, and I'll tell them they can order pizza.
(Squit, Pinky, Pesto and Wakko came into the kitchen.)
Pinky: Those motherfuckas are dope as fuck!
Squit: Yeah. Like dopelly need help! Do they even speak english?
Pesto: (he whacks Squit in the head) Ayy, quit ya whinin'! You're just dead inside because we fit in with da posse because we're da homies and you don't because you're a pussy!
Wakko: I love it. I think I wanna be a rapper now.
Squit: I wouldn't bank on it, Wakko.
Pesto: Ha. Good times.
Brain: Anyway, Pinky, I just wanna talk about dinner. (Hands Pinky $50) Here's $50, just order some pizza.
Pinky: Sweet, thanks, mah boy!
Tara: Brain, c'mon! Let's go.
Brain: Okay, just a sec, I just need to sort this out.
Tara: God! Fine! (she was about to leave)
Brain: But, don't worry. You won't forget the flaw, right?
Tara: What flaw?
Brain: The flaw is I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR FUCKIN' FANNY OFF, YOU FUCKIN' WHORE!
Tara: Nice, now your talking! That's what I need from a man like you! See ya in the sec, hot boy!
(Tara goes upstairs)
Brain: (he suddenly panics) Guys! Listen, I need your advice. You know you said I'd have a problem getting it up? I've got the exact opposite problem, it won't go down. If she touches it, I'm sure it'll go off, straight away. What am I gonna do?
Squit: Just be yourself, be honest with her.
(Pesto facepalms.)
Pinky: (in disbelief) Worst advice ever.
Brain: Pinky, help me!
Pinky: Look, it's somethin' simple. If I were you, go and jerk off now, then when she puts some protection around it, you'll be able to go for hours.
Brain: Pinky, you're a genius! Good idea. (looking confused) Wait...is it?!
Pinky: Fuck yeah! Now shut da fuck up, get up there, knock one out, start on her and don't embarrass yourself and most importantly, don't...be...a...pussy.
Pesto: Yeah, try and forget about how dis is da biggest moment of your life.
Brain: Thanks. See ya.
(Brain runs upstairs.)
Pinky: Good luck.
(Squit N/R: So Brain chose Pinky's advice over mine and as a result was now masturbating into a sink whilst inhaling his girlfriend's thong.)
(In the bathroom, Brain was masturbating.)
Tara: (outside the bathroom) Brainy-Poo, come on. Come to bed.
Brain: Coming, I'm just doing a...number 2. Promise, I'll be quick.
Tara: (outside the bathroom) OK. Wash your hands. (leaves)
Brain: Phew. (carried on masturbating)
(Squit N/R: Downstairs, after only a couple of hours in their company, I was already hopin' the Commander, the Bombardier and the Admiral - would get sent to Afghanistan.)
Willie: Yo, MC Pest, dare ya to down this shit?! (Holds a bottle of orangeade, but now with cigerette butts inside.)
Pesto: Oh, what, no way. (slience) Ahhh...fuck it, let's do dis!
Squit: You don't have to bow to peer pressure, Pesto.
Pesto: Ayy, coo off! I'm talking here! (silence) BITCH-MAGNET! (chugs down a bottle of orangeade with cigerette butts inside)
Squit: No, Pesto, c'mon! It's disgusting! Look, it's got fag butts in it!
(Pesto finishes the whole bottle and spits out a cigerette as everybody cheers.)
Pesto: HA! Smokinggggggg.
Squit: (sarcastically) Oh, great, cheer for dat. Because that was so impressive! What would you like for an encore, Pinky to punch himself in the fuckin' face?!
Pinky: Sure, why not. (punches himself as the other's celebrated.)
Axl: Y'some pussy-ass motherfucka.
Squit: No, no, I'm not.
Pinky: Y'still a bitch tho.
Squit: What, because I don't do dares?! It takes no time or effort or skill to down half a bottle of orangeade!
Wakko: Takes big balls, tho.
Squit: Well, I've got balls! More than you!
Concord: More than 2? Go ahead, do a dare!
Pesto: He won't, dat bitch is a bitch, son.
Axl: I know, look at dis dude.
Squit: So what, if I eat this…(grabs the bonsai tree)...bonsai tree, I automatically become more dope, do I?!
Everyone (in unison): FUCK YEAH! DOWN IT! DOWN IT! DOWN IT!
Axl: Do it.
Squit: Fine, I will!
(There's a short silence as Squit decides whether to eat it or now, despite that he's worried. Then he takes big bites out of the bonsai tree as he really is daring. The others are cheering for Squit.)
(Squit N/R: Unfortunately, it turns out bonsai doesn't mean "delicious little tree" in Japanese. Upstairs, Brain was striving to get some wood of his own.)
(In the bedroom.)
Brain: It is cold in here, isn't it? Like, really cold.
Tara: Cuddle up tighter?
Brain: Good idea.
(They cuddled up tighter as they kiss again.)
Brain: Jesus, does Buttons ever turn the heating on in here?
Tara: (unimpressed) Your sex talk is getting worse, Brain.
Brain: Sorry.
(They carried on kissing.)
Brain: Wait...is it gonna be his first directorial debut?
Tara: (annoyed) Look, he's a filmmaker, it's expensive, OK?! Do you wanna go and talk to him about gas prices?!
Brain: God no!
Tara: Good.
(Brain takes his top off.)
Brain: Are you gonna take your top off?
Tara: I'm cold too, you know.
Brain: Of course, sure, we established. Gimme the condom.
(Tara gets the condom for Brain until…)
Brain: Wait...could you put it on me? It's sexier.
Tara: OK, bad boy!
Brain: Are you ready?
Tara: I dunno. It doesn't look ready.
Brain: No, I'm fine. I just think it would help my, y'know, readiness a little bit, if you put it on with your mouth.
Tara: (confused) With my mouth?
Brain: Or ass.
(Tara looks even more confused.)
(Squit N/R: Or ass. Those two little words every girl dreams of hearing on her first time. Tut, tut, tut. Brain, what are ya doing?)
FINAL PART: The Night's Ruined, Literally
(Squit N/R: Back downstairs, I was halfway through dinner.)
(Squit is still munching up the bonsai tree and the others still cheering. Buttons came to the living room shortly after.)
Buttons: Guys, I'm going to bed, so can you try and keep it down 'coz my head is fuckin' killing me…(looks at Squit disgustingly) The fuck are you doing?!
Pinky: (tried offering Buttons a can of beer) Question! Two fingers. Therefore yo bitch!
Squit: I'm sorry! (burp) I was trying to satirise their bravado. But if you think about it, it worked.
Buttons: (looking disbelief) You ate a bonsai tree.
Squit: Yes, but...
Buttons: (annoyed) I think you should go to bed, and y'all should leave!
Concord: Yeah, fine, we're going back to the studio anyway.
Axl: (looks at Squit, sarcastically) Nice one, Specs, thanks for ruining da night.
Willie: (looks at Pinky) Oh, Pink-Boi, remember what we told ya about Heike, yo?
Pinky: Don't worry, my boy. No regrets!
Concord: No regrets.
Willie: No regrets.
Axl: (singing) NO REGREEEEEEEETS!
(They left as they shut the door, Squit was about to leave the living room.)
Buttons: Uhhh...where do you think you're going?
Squit: Bed. You told me to, remember? I'm tired anyways.
Buttons: Well, not without them, you're not. (sarcastically) Oh, and if you fancy a midnight snack, there's a spider plant in the bathroom. Night! (he goes upstairs)
Pesto: This has been the best night of my life.
(Squit N/R: So, while Pesto got emotional about drinking orangeade and fag butts, Tara was also doing her best to get something disgusting in her mouth: Brain's flaccid penis.)
(In the bedroom.)
Tara: I can't put it on at all when it's like that! Is it nerves?
Brain: Look, just stop talking about it, OK? It's not helping. Just get it on.
Tara: It's not working, it's too soft!
Brain: One more time, please.
Tara: Okay. Just don't push my head down so hard!
Brain: Sorry.
(Tara was choking on the condom but spits it out.)
Brain: Shit! Are you OK? Sorry, but you gotta be more careful. I was scared shitless.
Tara: Brain, it's still not doing anything!
Brain: I know. Oh, God, why won't it start? I do think if I could see your boobs, it would help.
(Tara looked slightly disgusted.)
Squit N/R: Unlike Brain, I could see nipples. Unfortunately, they were hairy and attached to 2 dickheads who wouldn't shut the fuck up.)
(In Button's bedroom, Pinky, Squit, Wakko and Pesto were in bed ready to sleep.)
Pinky: I know Heike wants to fuck me first.
Pesto: Uhhh...no. She wants to fuck ME first. Like the way she looked at me after she sneezed.
Squit: (half-asleep) Shhh. Sleepy times now.
Pinky: No! I've got young meat.
Pesto: No, I'VE got young meat! The Commander said she'd chose me first!
Pinky: Uhhh...no he didn't, motherfucka!
Pesto: Y'calling me a liar, bitch!?
Pinky: Y'calling me a bitch, ya bitch-calling liar!?
Pesto: DAT'S IT!
(As they were about to fight, when they were supposed to be asleep by now, Squit loses his temper and throws a pillow at them.)
Squit: (frustrated) You know what, I have a better idea! Why don't you two imbeciles go and do it together or something?! Get out of the bedroom, and ask her for the fuck she so famously wants! Just let me FUCKIN' SLEEP!
(They pondered as they agreed.)
Pesto: Ayy, good idea.
Pinky: Dude, you're a genius.
Pesto: We'll be right back.
(As they leave.)
Squit: No, guys, come on, I wasn't serious.
(The door shuts.)
Squit: Fine, fine, have it your way! I don't care. I'm sick and tired of babysitting you spoiled brats anyways. (he sleeps in piece)
Wakko: (whispering in his sleep) Ugh, it feels so gooooood.
Squit: Yeah, it does feel so…(He jumped out of the bed and finally realises Wakko was pissing in the bed.) Wak! WAK! WAKE THE FUCK UP, YOU PISSED THE BED!
Wakko: (finally woke up, but still pissing) Oh, no!
Squit: Stop! Stop pissing!
Wakko: I've gotta problem with that!
Squit: Well, go to the fuckin' toliet next time, how about that!?
(Wakko finally gets up and stops pissing.)
Squit: Oh, God, Button's gonna murder us! Why's it so green?
Wakko: Uh. My head hurts.
Squit: (furious) Well, thank you very much for reminding me this 'coz I'll suspend your sympathy once I get uncovered in your piss!
Wakko: It's good for you.
Squit: (sarcastically) Well, whooptty-doo! I'll piss on you, shall I?!
Wakko: Wait, really?
Squit: NO! GET THE FUCK TO THE TOILET!
(Wakko goes outside the bedroom.)
Squit: Ugh, it smells like pissy Sugar Puffs!
Wakko: I'm a mess. Which one's the bathroom?
Squit: More worryingly, where's Pinky and Pesto?
(Heike screamed from the other bedroom.)
Squit: (sarcastically) Well, what a surprise.
(In the bedroom.)
Pinky: Come on, Heike, just gimme a little fuck, I know you wanna.
Buttons: (angrily) Get out! You've got ten seconds to get out of my fucking room!
Pesto: Don't worry! I've got enough young meat for ya both. How about a fourway?!
Buttons: (gets out of bed and kicks them out) Get fucking out!
(Squit N/R: So while these two idiots had to get out, Brain couldn't get in.)
(Tara and Brain were trying to have sex, but it wasn't going so well.)
Tara: Brain, Brain. Nothing's happening.
Brain: (frustrated) I know, do you think I don't fucking know that?! I know that better than anyone! I know it's floppy!
Tara: Sorry! I was just saying.
Brain: Well, don't just say, OK?! I know better than anyone that my penis isn't fucking working!
Tara: It's OK.
Brain: (gets furious) It's not fucking OK! It's not OK! (looks at his penis) Why won't you start?! Every time I don't want one, you're actually there, and yet the one time I actually need it, nothing!
Tara: OK, you're scaring me now.
Brain: Just work, you stupid fucking thing! Get big! Get big!
Tara: (scared) Brain!
Brain: Why aren't you doing it?! Do it! Get big! Oh, please just work, you ugly cunt! (he burst into tears as he was hitting his penis)
Tara: (scared) Brain, stop it!
(Meanwhile, Buttons kicks Pinky and Pesto out of the bedroom and saw Squit and Wakko covered in piss.)
Buttons: What the fuck, man, have you pissed in my fucking room?!
Squit: Well, Wakko… (looks at Wakko angrily)
Wakko: My bad.
Squit: ...just had a little accident. But look, none of this is ideal, I am aware of that.
Buttons: (getting furious) You are disgusting! Disgusting! Oh, my God, the smell, the mess!
(Tara gets out of the room and hid behind Buttons to get away from Brain as she's scared.)
Tara: Buttons, Buttons, he's gone weird just like you said he would.
(Brain also gets out of the room.)
Brain: Yes! Tara, Tara, Tara, look, I've almost got it! Oh, hi, everyone.
(There was a short silence as Pinky facepalms and whispers "I told ya not to be a pussy", Buttons look disgusted, Pesto and Wakko looked confused and Squit looks shocked.)
Pinky: Buttons, look. I know we had some shitty times but look around us now!
(Buttons looked at them as the others were naked.)
Pinky: WE'RE NAKED!
(short silence)
Buttons: (getting livid) I swear to god! If you don't get outta my house right now, I'm gonna call the fuckin' cops!
(Pinky turned his smile into a frown.)
Buttons: GET OUT! (as he gets the phone)
Pinky: (angrily) Well, fuck you! It worked anyway!
Squit: Okay fine, this isn't perfect, sure, but let's be reasonable here, none of us have any clothes on.
(Buttons still looks disgusted.)
Pesto: Are we havin' dis four-way or what?!
(Buttons was losing his patients as he threatens them by calling 911.)
Squit: OK, OK. Fine. We're going. We're sorry.
(They all leave.)
(Squit N/R: No, we weren't gonna have a four-way, we were gonna spend the night in Brain's shitty-ass car naked and then when we'd sobered up, drive home at stupid 5 o'clock the next morning.)
(In a car, Brain, Squit and Wakko were still upset about earlier while Pinky and Pesto were vomiting in the doggybags.)
Pesto: God, I think I regret drinking a whole bottle of orangeade wit cigarettes in it! (vomits again)
Wakko: Didn't Tara want a lift back, Brain?
Brain: I think she's OK, Wak. (sarcastically) Oh, and I forgot to thank y'all for the advice, by the way, it went perfectly. I'm so glad y'all came along.
Pinky: I told ya not to pussy out. What exactly did you do to her anyway?
Pesto: Yeah, what happened?
Brain: (sarcastically) Nothing. I think that's what happened.
(Brain's phone rang from the floor.)
Brain: Get it, Squit.
(Squit picks up his phone and checks.)
Squit: It's Tara.
Pinky: (dizzy) Beep, beep, beep, beep.
Brain: Oh, cool.
Squit: (still checking) She says never contact her and Buttons again or Buttons will kill you.
Brain: Cool.
(Pinky vomited in the bag again as Brain tapped him in the back.)
(Squit N/R: I'd been inspired by my trip to Santa Monica. Inspired to get the best career I possibly could so I didn't end up at the asylum with Pinky and Pesto. But one good thing came out of the weekend: Tara dumping Brain meant I got my friend back. My silver-tongued,... (Brain (flashback): FUCK YOUR FUCKIN' FANNY OFF, YOU FUCKIN' WHORE!) ...slightly weird and still a "pussy" friend.)
Pesto: Guys, pull over to da hospital, I think I need ta get my stomach pumped! (farts) Whoops. (laughs) I think the orangeade and the cigarettes just slipped outta my rear end for somehow. My bad! (laughs again)
Squit: Oh, for Christ's sake!
Brain: PESTO!
THE END!
I hope you enjoyed my 3rd fanfiction episode of the Outsiders. Thx. Peace!
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Chapter II (Highkey long)
Chapter 1
“So what you tryna do while mommy’s at work pop?” Erik said looking over at his son.
“Can we go to the park and hoop with CJ and cousin Cameron please?” Sage said. He enjoyed being around his cousin CJ since he was close to his age. CJ was Cameron’s oldest son, they had their kids around the same time so they are always around each other.
“Lemme see where they at.” Erik said dialing Cam’s number.
Erik shook his head chuckling, thinking about his crazy ass cousin Cameron.They were known as the Demon Twins when were together.(Let Solana and Terry tell it) Cameron is the loud outgoing smooth talker, while Erik was seen but not heard as much. But don’t think for one second they would let something happen to one another. People know not to test Erik but anyone that tries Cameron better move out of the country. They went to juvie together, hit their licks together. Shit they even had their kids together. They were thick as thieves, since they were youngins if you seen one you seen the other. Even though they were cousins ,they were brothers to outsiders.
“If you aint talkin’ money, ion wanna talk its Big Cam the p, what it be?” Cameron yelled in the phone.
“Get yo’ dusty ass up nigga. Ima come scoop you and jr we finna’ hit the park.” Erik laughed as he turned onto his block.
“Fuck you nigga that aint what ya’ baby mama said when i was in ha’ chest last night.” Cameron laughed. “Nigga dont shot, playin’ with my best friend name.” Erik heard his girlfriend Terry say over the phone. “Im just playin’ ma. But ight fool, gimme 10.”
“Hurry yo lanky ass up, we burnin’ daylight.”  Erik said hanging up and pulling in front of his cousin’s house. Sage got out the car and ran to the door and CJ answered the door to let them in.
“What’s the deal lil cuzzo?” Erik said walking into the house dapping him then sat on the couch. Sage and CJ ran into his room  to play video games. Terry came out the room and hugged Erik.
“Hey E. Why you up so early ?” She said walking into the kitchen to start cooking breakfast.
“Wassup squirt, I had to drop yo’ crazy ass best friend off at work. You know she stay on my ass about everything.” He said chuckling.
“Well if you just did what the fuck we ask then we wouldn’t be sweatin’ you all the time. Y'all just don’t fuckin’ listen. Just like ya hard headed cousin.” Terry said rolling her eyes and mixing the pancake batter.
“TJ I do listen to her, everytime some shit happens at her job I’m the listening to her rant all fuckin’ night about it.” He said shrugging his shoulders.
“I’m not talking about just that one time E. I mean listen like understand the shit we say and take it into consideration, not just listen as the words go through one ear and out the fucking other. We wanna feel like were valued. Not just a damn object yall fuck on. You wanna degrade and manipulate bitches you better go get Becky with the good hair, because us black queens aint finna deal with it.Periodt.” She ranted while pouring the batter on the skillet.
“Aw shit you done got her ass started.Every time you come over here she starts” Cameron said walking into the living room holding his 9 month on daughter Chanel. He daps Erik and hands Chanel to him then walks in the kitchen. Erik rocks her to sleep then lays her in her crib.
“Don’t even try and front with E. You know damn well i’ll fuck you up myself. Try that shit if you want to.” Terry Said mean-mugging him. Cameron wrapped his arms around her waist and placed soft kisses on her cheek.
“And you know Big Daddy don’t play that shit so I dare you to try me.” He said lowly into her ear then sucks on her earlobe. Erik groans watching then stands up.
“Man c'mon you bullshittin’ she gon’ be here when you come back. Gremlins let’s go or you gon’ get left.” He said walking out the door. The boys ran out the door and hopped in the car.
“I’ll save y'all some food for when y'all get back I know you gon be all grumpy when E whoops ya ass at the court.” Terry said walking Cam out the door laughing. Erik started laughing then hugged Terry.
“That’s a damn shame even yo’ girl know ima whoop yo ass Cam.” He said walking to the car and gets in. Cameron mugged her as he walked towards the car shaking his head.“You disloyal heffa. You suppose to be my number one supporter.” Cam said getting in the car and rolling the window up. Terry laughed as she went back in the house. Erik proceeded to drive off.
“Nigga how you let ya girl punk you like that?” Erik said looking at the songs on his phone to play.
“Fuck you, she only do it around you and Lana. Yall be gettin’ her started on them fuckin’ "I’m independent, fuck all these niggas,i don’t need a nigga for shit” rants. Like fuck…she’ll never be quiet.“ Cam said scrolling on insta. Erik chuckled looking over at him."Remind you of somebody? You like a tape recorder. You just keep going on and on and on. It’s a reason why you still with her. Am i wrong ?” He said pulling into the parking lot of the park.
“Im telling mommy you’re talking about her again. Daddy remember what she said the last time.” CJ said from the backseat looking at his dad.
Erik looked back  at him and started laughing. “What she say CJ?”
“She said ‘Keep that saamee energy.’ ” He said rolling his neck how Terry does it. Erik was rolling when he got out the car and ran. Cameron stayed quiet the whole time as the whole conversation went on. He knew if he said something else his son would snitch on him. He glared at Erik as he walked towards the courts with the boys.
“You done nigga?” Cam said annoyed.
Erik whipped a tear from his eye and took a breath. “Yeah I’m done. I aint know she was doin’ my boy like thaaat.” Cameron shook his head and started bouncing the basketball.
“Look CJ if i can teach you one good thing in this world it’s when you’re around the fellas you keep what’s said to yourself. Don’t go reporting shit to ya mama and what not. That’s guy code man. Trust me.” Cameron said shooting the ball into the hoop.
“Yeah….no matter how scared ya daddy is of a girl that’s 5'2.” Erik said laughing and grabbing the ball and bouncing it to Sage. Cameron shook his head.
Solana’s Pov
I’m so sick of this job. Well not necessarily, it is my dream job to be a fashion designer. Some of my female co-workers here are so jealous, like don’t get mad at me for doing what Jordan wants. He asks and I deliver.Here we are in another meeting so he can tell us what’s to come with the next client.
“Alright everyone great job pulling through with last week’s client Jynesse. A special thanks to Solana, she delivered the most outstanding design for Jyneese and as a plus the outfit was on the cover of Essence magazine. Keep up the great work.” Jordan said clapping as well as everyone else except Amber. This bitch is a fucking hater i swear. Amber’s been working for Jordan for about 5 years and she was his top designer. Well until i showed up, not to toot my own horn but beep beep. I’ve been here for the past 2 years now and clients have grabbed my designs back to back and now she’s mad. Amber has tried so hard to sabotage my designs but it turns around and bites her in the ass every time. One time i had to convince Jordan not to fire her stank ass but she doesn’t know it. She tries so hard to be in my position it’s exhausting. Like bitch get a life. And she better not think for one second that i didn’t catch her dusty ass making googly eyes with Erik’s dumb ass. If she keeps disrespecting me i might have to show her why i got this AK-47 tatted on my leg.
“Now for this week’s project our client Mrs. Keyshia Ka’oir wants a piece for her birthday party coming up in a few weeks. It seems that her and her Husband want to be matching somehow. She wants a dress that’s extra as possible in her words.Oh, and she wants it to be red all over.Rough sketches are due tomorrow and all projects are due next Friday so get to it everyone, she will be here to hand pick which style she wants so it better be extravagant.Good luck.” Jordan said
“Greaaatt, more stress.” I said mumbling as i stand up and started walking towards my office. As i was walking through the door i see her looking at me up and down from her door. Yes our offices are across from each other. A great fucking coincidence right? I turned around and faced her leaning against my door frame.
“Do you have problem? You’ve been looking at me all day with a stank face so what is your issue?” I said glaring back at her as i looked at her up and down.
Amber starts to smirk shake her head at me. “Nope. All i know is you better be prepared to lose your spot on top because once Keyshia looks at my design its game over for you baby girl. So, have fun while you can.”
“Girl bye, nobody is worried about your tired ass, old ass, styles. Amber you’ve put out the same style the past five assignments we’ve had its old sis. You want to impress somebody, impress yourself by trying new fabric or you know better yet try a career because this apparently isn’t it for you.” I said rolling my eyes and closing my door. I can’t believe that bitch really tired me. Just wait till I get my sketch ready, I born to do this.
~At the park~
Erik and Cameron were playing one on one while Sage and CJ were playing on the other side of the court. The kids got tired of just playing basketball so they wanted to do their own thing. Erik was whooping Cameron’s ass just like Terry said too.
“Where the fuck was you at last night? I called your ass to hit the strip club bruh. All the birds was there.” Cam said wiping the sweat off his forehead with his shirt.
“Man I was handlin’ business last night.” Erik said shooting the ball from the free throw line.
“What bitch was it this time?” Cameron said shaking his head and leaning on his knees. Erik chuckled bouncing the ball in between his legs.
“How you know I was with a bitch?”
“One you chuckling like you holding something, Two you never handle business without me being there or drop your location. So which one was it? Britney? La’toya? or Malina?” He said stealing the ball from Erik and going for a layup.
“I been stopped fucking with La’toya crazy ass. Remember i told you i caught that bitch puttin’ my sperm in a syringe?”
Cameron started laughing. “Hell yeah I remember that shit, that bitch was in love witchu! ’Erik gon’ be my baby’s father!’ It took me and the homies to pry that bitch off your ass.”
“Man, after that shit I was like nah i’m good shorty. But Malina.” Erik said biting his lip thinking about this morning.
“I had to put that bitch out on the curb though. She wouldn’t get out my bed and I had to take Lana to work.I wasn’t about to let this bitch sleep in my room while i was gone. Then fuck around and come back all my drawers cleaned out.” He said getting in his guard stance in front of Cameron.
“Wait, wait,wait y'all fucked this morning? Like right before you took Lana to work.You had to let the bitch spend the night too? Cuz that’s fucked up.You a dog bruh.” Cameron said laughing and pulling up to make a shot. Erik blocked the shot and switches spots.
“Man I was too drunk to take her back to her crib, I had the Henny in my system when i hit her. I told her to meet me at the spot right? She hop out the uber with this short ass dress on Cam like if the bitch bent over you could see the pussy lips wink at you bruh. I was like damn so we kickin’ it ,choppin’ it up then next thing I know she riding me on the hood of the car in the parking lot of McDonald’s. This was at like 3 in the morning too, we was up the street from my crib so i said fuck it slide through. Woke up and got in the guts again then Lana called.Kicked that bitch to the curb literally.” He said laughing as he shot a three. Erik looked back on the other side of the court to make sure Sage was okay.
Cam stood there with his mouth wide open. “Damn that bitch a freak. In the parking lot?!? Of McDonald’s?!?! Shitttt you should’ve called a nigga. We could’ve tag teamed that hoe.”
“Nigga please, Terry crazy ass aint finna’ air the clip out on me because you wanted to fuck another bitch. TJ got eyes everywhere on you. Every bitch in Inglewood know you her nigga.They aint finna’ try her or Lana.” Erik said shaking his head and taking his shirt off.
“I swear her crazy ass got a tracking device on my dick. I go into the bathroom she all like ‘Where you takin’ my dick?’ I say I’m going’ to the store she say ‘That bitch bet not be at the store.’ Next thing i know i get to the store she there waitin’ for a nigga. ‘I was just makin sure you came to the same store you always do.’” Like damn I can’t go nowhere without her being there.” Cameron said shaking his head. Erik looked behind Cameron and seen Terry’s car parked in the lot with her looking out the window at them.
“Speak of the devil, she shall appear.” He said nodding his head in the direction. Cameron raised his eyebrow with  confused look on his face.
“Cuz what you talkin’ bout?” He said turning around. “Gotdamn it ! See the shit I mean she crazy.I been gave yo crazy ass my location Terry!”Cameron said walking towards her car. Erik laughed shaking his head at them.
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