#Engagement quotes

[ale-arro]

been going a little bit insane about this sentence from Ace by Angela Chen for the past week

[demigod-shenanigans]

A random demigod who needs something from Leo: Valdez?

Jason, who is utterly sleep deprived: *lifts head*

Leo: Dude, when the hell did we get married and why wasn’t I invited?

[chasingthestarss]

Random employee (seeing Sirius’ engagement ring on his finger): Oh! Who’s the lucky lady?

Sirius: What?

Random Employee: The ring on your finger is an engagement ring right? Who popped the question? You or her?

Sirius: I’m wearing ripped skinny jeans, a gay pride shirt, and I have a full face of makeup on right now.

Sirius: And you think I’m with a girl??

Employee: …

(later)

Sirius: I need to look gayer

Remus: What?

[deserthusbands]

fox: how do you deal with your enemies?

cody: negotiation.

fox:

cody, nodding:

fox: i think you should spend less time with kenobi.

cody: no.

fox: no? you don't need a jetii. i don't have one.

cody: we're in love.

fox: . . .

obi-wan, walking in: oh, hello fox. :)

fox: stop it.

[luna-loveboop]

Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

[they-call-me-hippie]

"Those who choose the lesser evil forget very quickly that they chose evil"

Hanna Arendt, "Personal Responsibility Under Dictatorship"

[penofwildfire]

Y'ALL ARE NEVER GONNA GUESS WHAT I DID TODAY

[doberbutts]

"It is not enough to say 'We must not wage war.' It is necessary to love peace and sacrifice for it. We must concentrate not merely on the negative expulsion of war, but the positive affirmation of peace."

Martin Luther King Jr. Anti-War Conference, Los Angeles, California, February 25, 1967.

As written on the north wall of his memorial in DC.

[dreamgirlglowup]

Daily Affirmation:

I am protected & guided by angels 👼🪽

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

dream girl glow up

[rockingtheorange]

Reminder that this is how Henry looks everyday waking up beside Alex.

From @/pyramus_thisbe_

“You know what will be the best part of getting married?" Henry asks Alex. "The way I won't have to miss you nearly as often."

[ravencat35]

Gwynn: So I'll get the Orphic hammer and you get the Crown of Karsus

Raphael: Correct, now sign here

Gwynn: It says "Marriage contract"

Raphael: Don't worry, this is standard wording

[jonsnowunemploymentera]

And remember kids, the next time someone tells you, "George R. R. Martin wouldn't make Jon Snow the typical fantasy hero because that's cliche".....

Oh yes he would!

One viewer wants to know what character would you play (on the show)? GRRM: If I could magically clap my hands and become a different person, it would be cool to play Jon Snow who's much more of the classic hero. Everybody wants to be the classic hero! ABC Interview, 2014

GRRM: And the character I’d want to be? Well who wouldn’t want to be Jon Snow — the brooding, Byronic, romantic hero whom all the girls love. Meduza Interview, 2017

In fact he already has ☺️

[lovewanxian]

Lxc: Kiss, marry, kill: Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng, Jin Zixuan

Lwj: Kill Jiang Wanyin, kill Jin Zixuan...

Lwj, looking at Wwx with meaning: Kiss Wei Ying

Lwj, going down on one knee: And then marry him

Wwx: ...yes

Lxc: [Whispers] What just happened?

Nhs: [Whispers back] I think they just got engaged

[wishiwasadruid]

Leon: What do you call disobeying the law?

The Knights and Merlin: A hobby.

Leon: *crosses his arms*

The Knights: That we do not engage in.

Arthur: I am the law.

Merlin: I engage in this hobby, regularly.

{Merlin: I also want to get engaged to the law}

[p1nkshield]

Damian: Father, I believe it is my duty to inform you that I have found a dog in desperate need of my care and that I am keeping her.

Bruce: I’m sorry, what? Where did you find this dog?

Damian: … her name is noodle, she is a borzoi, and I am keeping her. You do not need to worry about care, that responsibility will rest solely upon my shoulders.

Bruce: you didn’t answer my quest-

Dick, Steph and Duke, all petting the dog: DiDn’t i dO it f o r y o u

Tim and cass, joining in on the fun: wHen aLl I dO is FOr yOu

All of them look to Jason

Jason: … … … ✨kermie✨

All except Bruce and Damian erupt in cheers and applause

Bruce caves.

[braxix]

Celebrian: I'll take care of you

Elrond: It's rotten work.

Celebrian: Not for me. Not if it's you.