#Emerald Ask

[primeemeraldheiress]

hi! i was looking through your blog for an old jason ask/prompt of yours, or at least, that's what i think it was? it could have been a drabble. but it was bruce's pov, i think he was delivering food or smth to jason, but he never actually went into the apartment bc he heard jason singing. and i think he was singing cherry wine? i cant find it and was wondering if maybe you had a masterlist or if i was imagining things lol

I absolutely meant to respond to this earlier but got super distracted.

The specific blurb you're looking for is Lost Nightingale.

I do have a masterlist! You can find my Batman and Star Wars Masterlists on my page and linked again below for convenience.

You can also find my blurbs on my Ao3!

[mysticplies]

Do trapiche emeralds have different abilities or are they just re skins like star gems

Re skins since no extra mineral composition is added, I think.

[brokenolivejar]

Do you know what tone indicators are? They might help your jokes go better unless you’re going for rage content ( sad tbh)

Dw I do

I'm just too lazy and often forget to use them

I only use them when I feel the need that they're really needed ie when having a serious conversation

Normally when I don't use them I'm not being serious ever so when I use tone tags it's safe to assume I'm being serious so when I'm not just immediately assume what I'm saying is satire or not serious

The rage content sort of it's not my goal but it is funny to me when it happens

[chopped-meat]

hi hi !!

your art style is amazing, love the way your sketches feel so fluffy and dynamic !! /verypos

if this isn't bothersome, could we have a small doodle of em duo playing chess ?? :DD /nf /lh

ur wish is my command

[lorephobic]

“the class commentary in saltburn was shit” WHAT CLASS COMMENTARY???? NOT EVERY MOVIE WITH RICH PEOPLE HAS TO OR SHOULD HAVE CLASS COMMENTARY. EMERALD FENNELL KNOWS VERY WELL THAT SHE IS NOT THE RIGHT DIRECTOR FOR A MOVIE ABOUT CLASS COMMENTARY WHICH IS WHY SHE DID NOT WRITE A MOVIE ABOUT CLASS COMMENTARY.

[studioboner]

master emerald altar

[for-those-who-wait]

I'm tired of blorbo Hunter being alone, he needs his emerald blorbos too

Blorbo pile blorbo pile

[maruteru]

c!doomsdaytrio singing?

drawing 'em is so fun tho 💥

[punkitt-is-here]

We're all fat to the wii fit board. That little bitch had issues.

SERIOUSLY FUCK THAT LITTLE BITCH especially for using BMI

[valnotso3xplicit]

sum wips i’ll (hopefully) finish sooner or later

[primeemeraldheiress]

🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹oh no!🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹they escaped!🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹 it's an infestation!!!!🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🧀🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🧀 oh they found the 🧀🧀🧀cheese🧀🧀🧀🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🧀🧀🧀🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🧀🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🧀🐹🐹🐹🧀🧀🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🧀🐹🐹🐹🐹🐹🧀🐹🐹🧀🐹🐹🐹🐹🧀🧀🧀

Oh no! My cheese! 🧀🧀🧀🧀

[chaikachi]

could you draw emerald sustrai 🥺

i gotchu. she isn't paid enough for any of this 😔

[brokenolivejar]

Part of me really wants to make an ask blog about like anything tbh idk what that anything is maybe krc PVA or ask harumeno or something

[k-wame]

SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE | 🥀 A Lover's Spat Felix & Oliver for dir. Emerald Fennell · Saltburn (2023)

[ndostairlyrium]

Cassandra: Cole, I found a locket on my pillow earlier... Cole: It was Anthony's. Cassandra: It was my grandmother's, actually, but it had Anthony's portrait inside. I thought I'd lost it. Cole: You did lose it. I had to fight a rat for it. Cassandra: Oh? Thank you. Cole: He wasn't a very big rat.

-

...I'm feeling very normal about this exchange

[novankenn]

What kind of drunk do you think Salem is?

Interesting... I wonder? MWHAHAHAHAHA let my brain CREATE!!!

/==/

Cinder's face was ashen with dread. She had just received a notice from Watts, that their Queen... Salem would be visiting to "inspect" Cinder's operations in Vale. Only one problem, aside from the fact that evil incarnate was going to be dropping in for a friendly visit... Salem apparently had arrive and has been in Vale for a full fourteen hours!

Cinder pinched the bridge of her nose in frustration, trying to calm herself down as she picture whether she was going to immolate Watt's balls or his hair first. The sound of her scroll ringing, drew her from her pleasant plotting of Arthur Watts demise.

Cinder: Roman? What are you...

Roman: I found your boss lady...

Cinder: What? Where? How? WHERE?

Roman: Ah... which of those questions do you really want answered first?

Cinder: WHERE?

Roman: Junior's Club.

Cinder: Say what?!?

Roman: She's at Junior's Club... (hung up on)

Cinder: EMERALD! MERCURY! TO JUNIOR'S NOW!!!

/==/

It took the trio ten minutes to get from the safe house to Junior's. The bouncers well aware of who they were stepped aside instantly to let them enter. Inside they found the place packed with costumed party goers...

Mercury: Well that accounts for the lack of city wide panic...

Cinder: Just find her and start BEGGING as soo as you do!

Emerald: Uh... um... Cinder?

Cinder: WHAT?!?

Emerald: Over there...

Cinder followed the direction of Emerald's outstretched hand and blanched. There straddling the knees of a young blond man was her boss... the Queen of the Grimm.

Mercury: Is she letting him do body shots?

Cinder: Preposterous! She would never...

Emerald: Yep! That was a booby-shot if I ever saw one.

Cinder: Ah... urkk... arrrr... let's... let's go.

The trio shouldered their way through those party goers that stood, or rather danced between them and their destination. Cinder ground her teeth as the closer they became the more truthful Mercury's observation was. Salem, the Queen of the Grimm. Evil Incarnate, an Immortal Witch of unparalleled power was allowing some blond haired buffoon to pluck shot glasses from between her breasts with his... mouth.

Salem: (hic) Soooo... much (hic) funny! (hic)

????: (hic) you... you... (hic) is beau... beauti... beautiful! (hic)

Cinder: Ahem! Miss...

Salem: CINDY! (hic)

Cinder: ...

Mercury: ...

Emerald: ...

Cinder and her associates watches as Salem, Evil Incarnate struggled to rise from her perch on the young man's lap, only to stumble and pull the young man from his seat and send them both crashing to the floor... and erupt in a fit of giggles and laughter.

Cinder: Cindy?

Mercury: ...

Emerald: ...

Salem: (hic) you... you... (hic) were... were... um (hic)... um...

????: right? (hic)

Salem: (hic) Yeppers! (hic)

The highly intoxicated pair struggled to their feet, and stood there grinning drunkenly at each other as they weaved, totally ignoring the presence of Cinder, Emerald and Mercury.

Salem: Dances (hic) Jauney? (hic)

Jaune: (hic) Okay! (hic)

Cinder: ...

Emerald: ...

Mercury: ...

The pair vanished into the crowd on the dance floor.

/==/

Seventeen hours later, Cinder and her team were forced to exfil Salem from not only the motel room she had shacked up in, but also Vale's proper. The whole ordeal throwing Cinder's careful preparations out the window.

/== 3 Months Later ==/

Mercury is sitting with Jaune at a "Noodles are Us" stall. The two having become fast friends after the events of that fated night.

Mercury: So how was she when you met her?

Jaune: Sad, lonely. She needed someone to talk to, and cheer her up.

Mercury: Oh... cheer her up? Is that what you kids are calling it?

Jaune: (blushing) I said I was...

The clatter of a something plastic landing on the counter interrupted Jaune's rebuttal. He turned his head and smiled.

Jaune: Cindy! Would you like to...

Cinder said nothing but pointed to the counter and the plastic object she had tossed there. Confused Jaune picked it up... and then fainted.

Cinder: Please pick him up, and bring him with you. We're leaving.

Mercury: Huh? What's going on? What about the plan?

Cinder: Cancelled. Now please pick up the Queen's "Baby-Daddy" and let's get out of here.

Mercury: ...

/==/

Utter & Complete Insanity Story Collection

/==/

A/N So I think I went off the rails here... and missed the mark... but ENJOY!