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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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Less than an hour after I came out to my twin, he cut me off mid-sentence while discussing Star Wars to shout, “Silence, woman! A man is talking!”
So yeah. The shitposting is genetic, the only thing that prevents my twin from being a god-tier Trans shitposter is the fact that he is tragically a Cisgendered catboy.
I love my Twin. He’s always been a part of my life through thick and thin, and literally (and I use that word intentionally) saved my life once.
#transgender#trans#biblicallyaccuratemoth#trans woman#transfem#trans girl#mtf trans#trans gender#trans pride#trans women#transgirl#lgbt artist#transgender artist#trans artist#queer artist#artists on tumblr#queer artwork#trans artwork#coming out#trans egg#egg crack#twin#catboy#trans comic#comic#original comic
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Between two worlds
#my art#honkai star rail#hsr#sunday hsr#sunday#this was a pain in the butt but also really fun to do#grisaille method….#its growing on me#it was unintentional but iykyk the title reference and it actually fits really well#I didnt realize the cutout of Xipe looked like an egg and that the puzzle pieces look like the cracked bits
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i make up needlessly complicated scenarios to make kabru cry bc i think he needs it
#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi#laios touden#kabru#kabru of utaya#labru#kind of#dunmeshi#cave scribbles#clip studio paint#he desperately needs the release that comes w a good cry#laios too but he's a whole other nut to crack#or egg. cough cough
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no more romance. romance is canceled. tell me about your warden/hawke/inquisitor's best friend and any info you want to add about their dynamic 🖐
#and by “romance is canceled” i mean that i have been writing so much angsty romance lately that i need something to balance it out#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age: origins#dao#dragon age 2#da2#dragon age inquisiton#dai#dragon age: inquisition#hero of ferelden#champion of kirkwall#the inquisitor#inquisitor#i have way too many ocs to do this with so i'll go with kinera#he was close with his entire companion group (minus wynne and oghren) during the fifth blight#but he was especially close with sten and morrigan. sten kind of accidentally cracked kinera's egg and#kinera was fascinated by morrigan because shes a mage outside of the circle#and in dai kinera was initally close with solas– until it really kicked in how much solas disliked the dalish and how much#he viewed kinera as being an “exception” when kinera already felt like an outcast due to mostly growing up outside of a clan bc he was take#to a circle.#healing sessions for the anchor got Really tense after that. and then morrigan showed up and kinera was#just yippie yippie!! because very briefly he had alistair leliana and morrigan all back together again
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bingqiu is like. they think one of them needs to be the wife in the relationship. but then both of them independently decide that they're the wife.
#sqq: well obviously binghe is the husband so i must be the wife#binghe: [has been fantasizing about being sqq's housewife since he was 15] wh#svsss#i love them. their stupid gender nonsense captivates me.#i need to trans binghe's gender so badly#and i need it to crack sqq's egg in the process
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Butterfly
#cioccolatodorima#my drawings#anime#manga#fanart#xxxholic#clamp manga#clamp style#yuuko ichihara#watanuki kimihiro#doumeki#which doumeki is up to interpretation#having multiple generations serve and help watanuki makes me emo#watanuki you idiot#can sayaka just use that damn egg already#crack it on watanuki's head#our boi doumeki deserves better#best xxxholic character for me
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apologies & realizations (?)
part two
#this is abt gender euphoria btwww her egg hasn't quite cracked yet okay.#sometimes i think about the beautiful world where triana got to come back and be friends with dean again T_T#dean venture#dawn venture#triana orpheus#venture bros#vbros#kiwiarts#comic#i have another comic i wanna make between these twoooo#i tried rly hard to get the show style right here :] except the changes i made to triana's design obvi#don't look at the tiny rusty and orpheus too hard.#not ship btw. necessarily.
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oh, your love is sunlight!
#mdzs#mdzs fanart#wangxian#mo dao zu shi#lan wangji#wei wuxian#grandmaster of demonic cultivation#hanguang jun#lan zhan#wei ying#jessbye#egg#another illustration brought to you directly from my beloved wangxian playlist 🫶🏻 this time fr hozier’s sunlight!#im scared that its not too obvious but i hope u noticed wy curled up on the statue’s lap#the sun rays showing through the cracks falling directly on him :’)#made sure the biggest crack is in lwj’s heart region… ahaha…#anyways pls listen to the song and then look at this PLS UNDERSTAND the agony i went through while drawing this ksdabjksd
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cucumber bro "gets forcefemmed"
#moments before 'cucumber bro gets her egg cracked'#technically t4t cumplane. i assume airplane is taking this photo#trans femme shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#sqq#svsss#scum villain#scum villain's self-saving system
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i do think a muppet version of a greek tragedy would get at something deep and essential about the way a character is created and understood on the ancient stage as a construct of costume rendered voiced by a concealed body, something that is perhaps impossible to capture within modern unmasked theatrical traditions
#we are externalizing the voice here. ok wait i know what i need to read tomorrow#puppets are interesting to me again but now as a matter of body and costume rather than agency and free will#cracking the tragic mask on the corner of the skene like an egg#the character's body not coterminous with the actor's body#mine#bodycostume
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Obligatory ping at @degenerate-mystery-inc-whore for her appearance in this comic. The DS2 story is one of her favorites.
Honorable mention to Skyrim as well. I installed a Mod in my PC version that let me access a cave with custom items. One of them was a ring that changed your main character's sex. I would make a new file, head immediately to the cave, and then get the ring and wear it for the remainder of the game.
This led to a fascinating experience wherein I found a letter that an NPC was carrying that referred to me with female pronouns. I re-read that note a few dozen times. It made me feel something.
Anyways. I cracked 5 years later.
#transgender#trans#biblicallyaccuratemoth#trans woman#trans girl#transfem#mtf trans#trans gender#trans pride#transgirl#trans artist#lgbt artist#transgender artist#queer artist#artists on tumblr#fallout 3#dark souls 2#skyrim#trans egg#egg#egg crack#queer art#trans comic#comic
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If you asked me to describe them in one picture it would be this
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Here’s the scene in question ^^^^ ITS SO GOOD ITS SO GOOD ITS SO GOOD
And here’s the exact screenshot I redrew
#one piece#op fanart#monkey d. luffy#revolutionary sabo#portgas d. ace#curly dadan#asl brothers#i keep thinking of that post of someone wondering why sabo is depicted so batshit insane in fanon#and the person answered that it was prolly mainly because of the ‘crack your egg like a skull’ line#but then i watch stuff like this. and i see that absolutely crazed look in his eyes even at the young age of 10#and im like. THAT MAN WAS BATSHAT INSANE FROM THE START#this whole food fight scene is so dear and integral to my love of the asl bros ihope you know#its an anime only scene too XDDD
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Robin egg :V
(now with the inspiration!)
#art#jason todd#red hood#batfam#I was inspired by someone else who also did (civilian) jason in the egg but now I can’t find the post to link/tag ;w;#crack that egg in a pan get some fried robin
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Most people don’t come out, they just feel like something’s dead inside of them till the day they die
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1 like = 1 beating the triangle to death for fucking up whatever unhinged coworker/roommate/unspecified relationship these two had going on
#chappel roan casual to me#theyre t4t to me btw#gravity falls#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#fiddauthor#fordsquared#fidd is transmasc to me and i think estrogen wouldve saved ford but thats just me lol#i think fidd was lowkey fords trans awakening like#fidd obvs couldnt rlly tell people but trusted ford enough to tell him his identity and then ford was like#wait you can do that? facinating im very deeply interested in this on an anthropological way (egg cracking sound)#NONBINARY BE UPON YE 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️#anyways. yall know my thing is giving characters shrimp genders so
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