#Eddy Rey

[guywrestlingaddiction]

Humbled Hunks: Lon Dumont v Eddy Rey (bgeast.com)

You got to hand it to the guy, Lon Dumont has had the honor of facing off against quite a few hunks in his day and while challenging a hunk is one thing, it's another thing to humble a hunk, take for instance Eddy Rey.  

Lon Dumont v Eddy Rey (bgeast.com)

SPOILER ALERT: I highly recommend viewing this match in its entirety before reading this post.

The Backstory

We open with 6 foot something Eddy Rey(band) staring down the much shorter Lon with a challenge.  

"I will make you flex" spits out Eddy in both a challenge and a promise.  The big muscle hunk is both cocky and looks like he has the power to back it up, in other words, the perfect man to be humbled.  

Now we all know that Lon, professional body builder that he is, is used to taller men underestimating him and we are right about ready to see another titan of muscle become humbled and humiliated. 

The Action

Mighty Eddy is leveled within minutes of the match.  Sure there are a few comebacks here and there sprinkled in, but it's clear Lon will not let up and give him any ground.  Following a time tested strategy, Lon simply will not let his opponent get to his feet. 

Oh you thought you could use that height advantage? Nope.

Oh you thought your knee couldn't bend that way? Well it can. 

You thought reaching for the ropes would save you? Not on your life.

Then you thought cheating with a low blow would get you out of this mess...But sadly you were wrong cause you only enraged the tiny titan.

And finally, you thought that all those hours in the gym, all that dieting, all those heads that you turn were worth something? Nope, in the ring, they don't mean shit. 

The Moment

Now I enjoy seeing a tall muscular stud trashed more than the next guy but we all came here for one thing, the humbling of our hunk and in this case, no humbling would be complete without humiliating your opponent by forcing him to flex for you. Not only does this show his submission but it makes a mockery of all that wasted muscle being flexed for your benefit.

Eddy: *Groan* I submit... Lon: That's not good enough. Flex for me! 

Lon: I already saw that one - something else!

Lon: Ahhhh, there we go. 

Eddy: [Flexing] please... I give up.

Now all of the pain and humiliation inflicted during the match, all leads up to the perfect flex in my opinion.  Making the drenched big man push himself up off the sweaty mat only to subdue him and force him to flex those jaw dropping Traps and Lats. 

Lon: Come on. Show me those Lats dammit!

If this were ancient Greece, we'd all be writing an epic about this day.  You see it's only when that rough muscle hunk, that sweaty glistening god is your personal plaything, is that hunk truly humbled. 

[vertigoartgore]

90's Venom by Rod Reis.

[mr-wrestlemania]

[jetslay]

Happy International Kissing Day!

[decodedlvr]

“Hit me darling, tonight

I don’t know why but I like it” - Lana Del Rey

[fisheito]

rereading the nuca pink doujin and seeing yakumo tear himself apart re: his snake form vs his human form all this agony and self-doubt and silent suffering and fear of rejection like "if i looked less human would u hate me" , "if u saw me in my true form wouldn't that be horrible. terrifying. disgusting" , "if i admitted i want to swallow you whole would you think worse of me"

and i imagine him asking something like this to the crowd of clan members , who are , undeniably,, a group of Kinky Fuckers

they all smile with the serenity and carefully masked excitement of a horny olivine. masterful beautiful reassuring expressions (errr..... masked to different degrees depending on the clan member)

[bloomsbury]

this drawing has a target audience of like... five ppl maybe lol

🦇🎃 reylo + hellcheer halloween special 🎃🦇

[tempural]

ora ora there's a couple ways that rey and eddie could both be dom's papi 🤔

[pretttylitttleliarr]

actors named "joseph" look alike contest in my bedroom!!!!!

[princesscatherinemiddleton]

THEY UNDERSTOOD THE ASSIGNMENT | My favourite Met Gala 2024 outfits: Part Two of Three

Georgina Chapman - probably Maison Margiela

Gwendoline Christie - Maison Margiela Artisanal

Phoebe Dynevor - Victoria Beckham

Kendall Jenner - Givenchy

Lana del Rey - Alexander McQueen

Iris Law - Atelier Versace

Eddie Redmayne and Hannah Bagshawe - Steve O Smith

Harris Reed - Harris Reed

Kylie Minogue - Diesel

[maxmayfielddaily]

stranger things rewatch; EDDIE + MAX PARALLELS part 3 of 3

[urhoneycombwitch]

real 👏 fucking 👏 talk 👏 !!!!! does eddie know how to eat pussy, yes or no 🎤

18+ mdni

*mic squealing w how fast I snatch it* GLAD SOMEONE WANTS ME TO SPEAK ON THIS

okay okay okay here’s my canon. he’s a slut in theory but has many virginal qualities, such as coming untouched in his pants if you make out with him too hard 🤭

so I think you’d have to work up to it. build up his own stamina before he goes down on you for the first time, bc the second he sees ur bare pussy he’s rutting his hips into the mattress with a little whine 💖

one thing we know about Mx Eddie Munson?? he’s a total nerd. he learns the rules of the game so that he can break ‘em. which translates to: THE BOY IS A FAST LEARNER. you tell him to add more pressure? he’s eagerly working his fingers up into that spot. you need it faster? no problem, he’s already on it, tongue flicking into that tight bundle of nerves with renewed fervor.

I think the most important thing ab his pussy eating prowess is that he’s incredibly responsive and puts ur own pleasure first bc he gets off on it!!! 🤠

[anime-writing-everything]

If Eddie Guerrero was still alive:

Rey: *calling him up after clash at the castle* come and get your son

Eddie: oh so he’s MY son when he’s acting out

[the-wrestling-cave]

Thank you Eddie! Still hurts 19 years on today, your loss from the world was felt deep. So much so, that WWE is full of you today. Your moves, your taunts, your ideas and even your ring tone theme song.

WWE fans are blessed with your memory in 2024! My son, born in 2017 knows about you, has watched your matches, dances to your theme songs, chants your name...

You are always with us Eddie.

VIVA LA RAZA!

[a-walking-fandom-reference]

9-1-1 fandom deal with your amatonormativity challenge ESPECIALLY when eddie’s storyline has been and continues to be filled with amatonormativity and how damaging it is to him…. fandom will agree that he’s been constantly forcing himself into relationships to get the ideal nuclear family for his son and because he thinks he’s failed as a father and person but at the same time think if he just gets with buck it will fix all of his problems… it’s exhausting and damaging and if the show doesn’t grapple with the bad messages they’ve been sending the least the fandom could do is acknowledge it and not propitiate it…