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canon-gabriel-quotes · 9 months ago

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Does my ass look fat in this armor?

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ONE QUESTION. DO IT JIGGLE?! (i am swiftly beheaded for this)#its not obvious due to the helmet but hes supposed to be somewhat looking back at the 'camera' bro got caught in 4k. do u understand #i debated giving v1 a blank stare vs having more of an eye so i kinda went in the middle #in the source he says 'what do you mean yes?' afterwards but it didnt match the pic so i cut it out #i spent way too long on the art i will never do that again #chat never spend 20+ hours on a shitpost worst mistake of my life #future shitpost art will be a lot simpler like the stuff ive posted in the past i just was not normal about this #posts that put me on the 'cannot be left in a room with gabe' watchlist #who am i kidding i was already on the list #my art

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starry-bi-sky · 3 months ago

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MMMM twins au with danny and dan except its og TUE timeline danny and dan

ok okay i neeeeed o write this down and share it before i explode buT. as the title says. twins danny and dan (who im going to be calling James/Jamie bc i cannot express how much i despise the name dan) where, instead of disappearing into the ghost zone after he's separated from danny's body, Dan rips out Vlad's ghost half, tears THAT in half, and fuses one half with himself and the other with Danny.

Shit happens, and BOOM. Two morally ambiguous and perhaps slightly murderous demonic twins from hell. Daniel James Fenton and his Twin WHose Always Been Here What Are You Talking About :) James Daniel Fenton. They are both depressed, lonely, and one bad day from becoming a mass extinction event :)

this is because i got grabbed by the hair today and dragged into the SVSS fandom screaming and the fanart of Shen Jiu/Shen Yuan/Shen Quingqiu (????) with his fan entranced me. Ice Prince Core is my favorite thing so naturally i have to implant that onto my favorite blorbos ever :)

After the Incident, both their appearances changed and they're practically identical to each other. Sorta. They both have heterochromia and salt-and-pepper hair. But Danny has one green eye and one blue eye and white hair with black streaks, while Jamie has one blue eye and one green eye and black hair with white streaks. I'm iving them both long hair, for funsies <3

nobody can tell them apart, they keep getting confused on whose who and frankly the mix-match hair and eyes make it worse not better asjd. they're horrifically codependent. please do not separate :)

and because i must. im pulling a blood blossom/tales of the passerine and giving them to pre-robin batman. batman and his terrifying demon(??) twins. nobody is quite sure if they're human or not, and the scourge of gotham are a little too terrified to ask.

(they dont HAVE to go to batman while he's pre-robin. however. i think its much funnier that way bc gotham isn't use to A) Batman having kids, and B) Batman having TERRIFYING kids yet. think of all the new fun rumors)

they both use war fans while they're out, and neither of them use their ghost forms because they at least have the remaining empathy to know that they're more likely to murder someone accidentally as a ghost :). Ghost form is for fellow mythicals and Functionally Immortals Only! Not for Squishy Humans.

Jamie: murder. bloodshed. revengggee Bruce: no. no. Justice. peace!! hope! Danny: bittinngggg. blooood. ^-^

They're honestly not bad kids they're just horrifically traumatized two halves of a whole that can never be reunited ever again :).

idk what their vigilante names are but i do know that the underground refer to them in horrified whispers as 'the twins'. this all stemmed from the desperate and sudden urge to see Danny and Jamie, as their vigilante selves, hiding the lower half of their faces with fans and looking terrifyingly judgmental while they do it <333

#danny fenton is not the ghost king #dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton #dpxdc crossover #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc au #danny phantom #dan phantom #dp x dc au #dcxdp #dpxdc prompt #the twins au #look look it doesnt NEED to be DPxDC specifically i just WANT it to be. give bruce two twins who arent technically twins at all but the #shattered remains of a boy's soul who will never be whole again :). i need them to be like. 13 when bruce gets them but also when they're #older they're the picture of refined and lethal elegance. bc brrrrrrr. they have scarves bc scarves brrrr. they're like capes lite.#despite Jamie's demeanor comma it IS danny you need to watch out for dont be fooled Danny is not harmless nor declawed he's simply quiet :)#just do you- do you-- dont run away --dO YOU SEE THE VISION. I AM ON TH FLOOR FROTHING. DO YOU SEE THE VISION #they both have hollow looks in their eyes and that never really goes away even after they get older. but it does get better. bruce does hel #bring back some of that spark bc i refuse to slander that man in my house. im going to let my babygirl be a father like god intended #its par for course that of course bruce wayne's new kids look like supervillains in the making. just look at what happened to harvey dent #the gotham public is so certain that beloved bruce wayne has adopted demons. but nobody can prove anything other than the eery reflection #in the twins' eyes and their too sharp teeth. their pointed ears and soft voices that take up the room. antichrists the both of them #bruce wont take this slander and the twins?? honestly?? dont appreciate slander against bruce either. thats their New Dad actually #anywhoosies just a new fun au idea that includes og timeline danny :)) i dont think he'd be anything like his counterpart bc of the trauma #he and jamie get along surprisingly well (according to other danny's standards at least.)

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fuckedupwizard · 6 months ago

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putting my twt thoughts here bc i went into more detail there:

i was never really able to explain why the "yqy adopts sy as his son" or "yqy takes sy as a disciple" or "yqy becomes protective over sy for xiao jiu reasons (they look alike and yqy wants to do right by him this time)" AUs rub me the wrong way until now but i realised: i think it's actually the opposite of what yqy would do, because for one thing it would be way too cruel to shen jiu and yqy recognises that. i feel like it's such an inherent betrayal to shen jiu for yqy to be like "i'm taking in this child who resembles you and has your surname, projecting your child self onto him, because this one hasn't been abused so i can use him as a replacement and pretend it doesn't matter that you were and you turned out like this." i don't think yqy thinks of sj as replaceable or that his trauma can be in any way mitigated or erased for yqy by getting a Do-Over Xiao Jiu - which he also doesn't want because shen jiu is shen jiu and yqy loves him. both of them would rather be stabbed than have sj witness his child self be forgotten/left behind all over again :)

#shen jiu #yue qingyuan #shen yuan #qijiu #svsss #also to be very blunt with u all im just. tired of people taking qijiu's interpersonal issues and their very real trauma and making it abou #this other guy that neither of them have any reason to care about LOL #qijiu have eyes only for each other neither of them have any room to care for some random kid. he's not bringing them back together

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book-lover85 · 5 months ago

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Stay at home dad and artist on commission Keefe

#kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #keefe sencen #sokeefe #he watches him and sophie's 5 year old little boy and 11 year old girl (she's currently applying for Foxfire) while sophie works #he does his own art pieces along with commissions at home #and the little boy can teleport so he's constantly dropping in on sophie and fitz at their job #(it's related to them being cognates or something idk)#and keefe has a panic attack because he looked away for one second to add a detail to his sketch and now his kid's gone #their kid drops into sophie's arms (or right outside the door of the building she works at)#and sophie gives him an eye roll and a disappointed look for freaking his father out and interrupting her #(he has absolutely appeared when she was in a super important meeting)#this is all based on the assumption that elves don't have some kind of basic schooling before foxfire or other schools like it #when he appears back at their residence (their leapmaster floor has an open roof for teleportation)#keefe is standing there frantically ready to catch him #and their girl (im shit with names) is standing there giving him a look like “I thought you weren't scared of anything”#and he's just caught the kid and is trying to rock him to sleep cause teleporting is tiring for a 5 year old #but he humors her while walking down the hall to his bedroom #“who said i wasn't?” “i do” “why?”#“nobody who actually beat an ogre would be scared of their child teleporting away”#“you'd be surprised”#(she doesn't beleive he actually fought dimitar and thinks it's an elaborate inside joke between sophie him and queen ro)#so they keep going back and forth with him being vague about the details because while he did beat dimitar #he is absolutely exaggerating all the details #“keefe you can't tell our kids you punched dimitar and he immediately surrendered” “please” “no”#and then they get to his room on the second floor and he shushes her so he can place the sleeping boy in his bed #i have so many thoughts about future sokeefe actually

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openphrase123 · 7 months ago

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watsonian vs doylist explanations

a watsonian explanation is how a character in a piece of media would explain a plot point, and a doylist explanation is how someone outside the universe would explain it.

so what's the watsonian explanation for why siffrin's left eye is gone?

well, first we can assume that healing craft can't cure disability - there are characters in chairs and without limbs in the game, so this makes perfect sense (and disability-healing magic is boring anyway)

second, why not his right eye? you could write a million what-ifs about this. maybe the sadness was trying to get bonnie on their left side, and when siffrin pulled them away, that's what was facing the attack? the possibilities for this are near endless because the game doesn't spend a huge amount of time on details of the attack past how it made bonnie feel

i prefer the doylist explanation for why it's the left eye, though, because it's a rare case where the doylist explanation is more poetic and thematic than the watsonian explanation.

siffrin's left eye is the one the sadness got because it's his downstage eye.

#isat #a downstage eye being #the limb that's facing the back of the stage #for the non-theater kids in the room #all of their character portraits have their good eye facing the audience #in stars and time

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luridcomixofthenuit · 3 months ago

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Me in my very first class as a substitute teacher after completely losing control of the kids in the first 2 minutes

#several fights broke out in different corners of the room #2 8-year-olds broke out a makeup palette and started playing with eye shadow #kids were sprinting around the class in circles #kids kept running out the door into the hall #one kid appointed himself as Door Guard and started guarding the door for the rest of that class. he even completed his worksheet #shoutout to door kid #the hall monitor and teacher next door both came in at one point to yell at them #the moment they left it was back to sheer chaos #i made one kid cry because i told her off for being bad #one kid was hiding from the noise under a table in the corner and i just let her. i understood #how the hell can 1 adult control 30 9-year-olds tbh. how the hell do they expect teachers to do that tbh #you need 1 teacher to just sit in the back and yell at the kids when they get rowdy and another one to actually do the teaching #okay well #pain #myart #comix #substitute teacher #the pain #the agony even #my throat still hurts from all the yelling #teacher comic #im dying #good bye lol #I did 1st - 6th grade classes and 3rd grade was the worst. at least the 1st and 2nd graders could be distracted by telling them to draw #the older ones were quieter and better behaved in general #half the 1st graders cried at some point and one of them peed their pants. still better than 3rd grade #skjnsdkjdsn #trans

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tommygotwrittenoff · 24 days ago

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the fact that eddie and maddie have never interacted outside a group setting is so funny actually. you cannot tell me those two wouldnt get on like a house on fire. i fear the day we get a solo maddie and eddie scene is the day we get buddie canon

#like. those two have had such similar experiences #being forced to grow up at a young age #complicated feelings about their dead spouses (ik d**g was VERY different from shannon but im just going off what maddie canonically said)#struggles with how good of parents they are #running away from their families as a way of doing what is “best” for the family #like. they have so many shared experiences #their lives have been running parallel and theyve never really intersected and realized just how similar they are #but if maddie han was alone in a room with eddie shed get him to confess his feelings for buck in like 15 minutes flat #hed ask about jee and maddie would be like. shes great. shes having a wonderful day with her dad and uncle buck.#and eddie would be all yeah. chris is probably having the time of his life with buck and uncle chim. and jee ofc chris adores that kid.#uncle chim? shed saying stirring her coffee #and eddie would be like yeah??? hes bucks brother in law? doesnt that make him chris's uncle?#oh. i didnt realize. so buck is like a parent to chris?#well yeah bucks been there since. since we met him. you know how he is. bucks great. always shows up. he shows up the way a parent should s #hmmmmm. yeah. i thought so too eddie. he really has a soft spot for chris. ive never seen him like that for any other kid.#hes like that for jee. eddie says #its different. buck is a great uncle and loves jee but hes her uncle. hes not attending pta meetings for her or signing her up for camps #though. maddie laughs. he probably would if we asked him to.#yeah. eddie would agree with a fond smile. and maddie would narrow her eyes at the dreamy little look on eddies face as he stirs in creamer #so. if buck is like a parent to chris. what does that make him to you?#and eddie would blink and be like. well. hes. hes buck. you know. hes my best friend.#yeah. but the person i want to attend pta meetings with and to look through summer camp posting with is howie. my husband. my best friend #and eddie would just. well thats. thats different. you guys are married. ofc you do that stuff together #we were doing this stuff together before we got married. we had a life together. a family together before we were married #shed take one look at eddies wide eyes and be like. someone once told howie that if he loved me he should tell me and it was the best piece #of advice anyone couldve given us when we were dancing around each other. so im passing your advice back to you. if you love him tell him #and then yayyyyyy we get eddie choosing buck and buck being chosen and yay everyone is happy and everyone wins #(especially maddie since she doesnt have to deal with these oblivious idiots anymore)#me thinks

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ourladyoftheflytrap · 1 day ago

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My mom always complaining about how I never spend time with her.... ma'am the last time we had a serious conversation you told me you thought i was making traumatic memories of my childhood up just to demonize you

#i straight up asked her ''do you really think im a liar? do you think you raised me to be a liar?'' and she said ''yeah i guess so'' 😭#literally would rather live in fantasy land than have a conversation where she takes accountability for hurting me #its always bc she had a hard life and couldve made mine harder and everything im upset about is because of a man #aint no man tried to drag me by my hair out of the room because i refused to stop talking about how uncomfortable i was with a violent man #moving in! nuh uh girl that was YOU. and aint no man busted down my door on multiple occasions to beat my ass for #*checks notes* not wanting to continue an emotional conversation after i had already started crying and wasnt able to communicate #no sir that was YOU. that was all you and aint no man was even in the house during those times #and definitely no man ever told me that i was manipulating you and being selfish for telling you that letting a man move back in after he #broke into our house and attacked you made me feel unsafe and made my life worse.#no man brought up how traumatizing ur childhood was and then threatened to send me to live with ur rapist daddy #when i said id like to spend the summer with my dad if my only alternative was living with you and a man who threw knives at your head #and tried to strangle you several times #no man fucking did those things to me. no man ever told me i wasnt allowed to be traumatized by his violent behavior bc he had it worse as a #kid. YOU said that to me. many times. every time i ever brought up my pain to you. and you still fucking do that #you sprayed windex into your mothers eyes when you were 23 during a fight but if i start yelling after you push me to talk to u #and then insult me when im honest then suddenly its ''i Never acted as bad as you did and my parents were so much worse''#no. i fucking remember girl. i was alive for that. you were a nightmare and your parents deserved it #but you werent always a peach to me and when i talk about that its not an insult its the fucking truth #and i cant come to meet you where youre at because youre no longer in the thick of a traumatic and dangerous situation #you and your man are settled down and u felt safe enough to marry him and you run the house and earn all the money #and you've done a lot of work to heal yourself and be better but that man and i had to meet you were you were at when you were at your worst #in order for you to feel safe and secure enough to start that process. and now this is Not me at my worse #i shielded and protected you from my very worst because i always felt like if you saw your kid coming undone it would hurt you #but if you cant even meet me in the middle now then we cant have the relationship you want. it would be a lie #it would be a lie and it would be a betrayal of myself. bc i cant be honest with you right now #every time i try you take it personally and we get into a fight. so dont act like my distance and privacy #is some sort of slight against you or a punishment. i am trying to keep the peace

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geometricalien · 10 months ago

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I'm so fine <- the words of a liar after finding out one of her favorite fanfics has been deleted

#ao3 #destiel #supernatural #i. remember. it. so. vividly. too.#royalty au. age difference. castiel being gifted from his tribe to a kingdom as a warrior. expecting to be put in their military-#nope hes on babysitting duty.#the prejudice the young boy princes have for him not helped by their maid spreading false rumors and hatred!! dean trying to protect sam and #'fighting' castiel!#cas being their bodyguard! being put in a room seperated by a wall! him stopping a kiddnapping/murders! a door connecting said rooms being #installed! them slowly aging up! looking at cas with stars in their eyes! dean entering puberty and realizing his feelings for cas are Not #Platonic! cas noticing dean distancing himself! he's no longer the cute little kid who at picnics begs to sit in his lap and hear stories!#dean being forced to marry and have an heir TM #their falling out where cas ends up leaving for months? years? he learns that he was given to the kingdom Because The Elders Were Threatened #by his strength!#and eventually cas comes back and everything worked out #i wanna reread it #its like- raising a king? something like that #god i hope it wasn’t removed bc of fandom moralists in comments or bc people were selling copies of it

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tranquilitybasehotelcasino · 1 year ago

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once again listening to conventional weapons my favorite part of the whole collection is being able to like. instantly tell what songs got reworked into which songs off danger days

#like in certain cases they literally just reused lyrics or little melody snippets #but also it has to do with like. the application of specific concepts #i think it’s like. boy division/tomorrow’s money -> planetary go/party poison/vampire money/na na na #ambulance -> save yourself i’ll hold them back/bulletproof heart #the world is ugly -> summertime/scarecrow #the light behind your eyes -> the kids from yesterday #kiss the ring -> planetary go/destroya #surrender the night/gun -> the only hope for me is you #burn bright -> sing #with some other stuff. make room -> na na na etc

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theinfinitedivides · 1 year ago

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can't believe they put Seok Jin and i through serious mental anguish only to bring everyone who was eliminated back so they could watch the final matchup go down. can we sue for emotional damages

#the devil's plan #Yeon Woo and Dong Jae back in the same room i cried ok #Seok Jin out here turning this into a melo when he spotted Si Won. i kid you not his eyes got all soft and sh*t 'i lost it after you left'#etc etc #if she wasn't married i would have shipped them by now bc he was going through it fr fr. he needed a six week vacation #after this ends no filming projects nothing just hang out somewhere and decompress bc this sh*t is wild #hugging him from behind my screen you've got this!!!!!!!!

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cicidraws · 2 months ago

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