#EXCEPT I DO

[peach-fiz]

A lil goofy comic :>

[inigosayshi]

My contribution to Palasaki nation

I'm obsessed with them.

[theprestigegirly]

ineffable serennedy ⁉️

super quick and speedy doodle and i almost fell asleep but take my once every 2 month sketch <3

GOOD OMENS AU WHEN

[jeanivere]

dont like boats and cant row for shit ik this white boy never around water enough to know how to swim LOL

[the-solitary-child]

kipperlily is latina. sorry guys i dont make the rules.

[wi55iams]

Do I write the Carlos x Yuki bodage fic and make the first non oneshot fic of them on ao3? Question.

[jonathanbyersphd]

Respectfully, the Jonathan hair ranking is: s2, s1,s4, s3, s5.

[velvetbee12]

My birthday is in 2 days and I am scared asf 😿😿😿

[theroundbartable]

Arthur: absolutely not

Merlin: but Arthur, I told you -

Arthur: I don't care what you told me about sorcerer traditions, we are not getting married in the coal mines!!!!

[midamspn]

adam and michael watch the princess bride and michael Immediately starts sayinv “as you wish” to Anything adam requests .

[movielp-pany]

OKAY OKAY HONESTLY MISCHA IS A TEA DRINKER AND NOEL A COFFEE DRINKER AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

[ajajshdhdhdjfj]

they're girlfriends your honour 🫡

[anothers-trash-my-treasure]

Listen, until the Until Dawn movie gives me a better ending for Josh - I 👏🏻 DONT 👏🏻 WANT 👏🏻 IT

[the-fatal-impact]

Your reflection is broken

Yet the mirror is mine

***

Mean bastard...

[an0nfr0mth3d3n]

tw: foolhalo

foolhalo

the girl are fighting

and kissing

and

yeah

( Like those two 'straight' girls who say they are so straight but make out constantly )

(just woke up from like, not a ton of sleep so rambling aheaddd)

Literally themmmmm. I feel like their entire dynamic is that. Are they fighting? Flirting? Making out? Stabbing each other? Who knows! Not them either! You feel like you are third wheeling every time you are with them. (I sure do at least)

I wonder what their dynamic was when they first met, years and years and years ago..

(dammit I did it again, mini fanfiction incomingggg)

Foolish is taking a break after he finished his current mega-build, a massive floating city on water he called Atlantis. It had been a couple of months since he had finished and he had caught word that the city was actually getting populated! (which made his job of interior design MUCH easier, why do the work if residents would come bring their own furniture? It was perfect!) At this point he was basically a king, a king of the sea and the beautiful city of Atlantis..

That all changes shortly enough when a messenger brings the news to him that a couple of Griefers were trying to summon a fuckin demon in the town square.

Foolish immediately dives into the water to swim to Atlantis. He didn't ACTUALLY think they could do it (were demons real?) but he at least wanted to see.

He gets in view of the city and is about to step onto land when SOMEHOW the ENTIRE BASE ISLAND somehow shudders and rumbles, cracks spider-webbing across the ground. Foolish is in shock. His build is about to be utterly destroyed, and so close to when it finally was finished too!!

He leaps onto dry land and SPRINTS to where the cracks come from, dodging dust and debris that rain from the sky, the terraces he built crumbing and falling, utter destruction ripping through the city.

In the center he finally sees the Griefers, or what remained of the dark hooded terrorists. Most of them were smashed into walls, presumably from a blast of energy which came from-

A dark figure stretching in the town square, shackled wrists flexing and shattering golden cuffs, immediately spawning more shock waves.

Foolish sees red.

He charges forwards like a bull, batting stone and concrete away as he barrels towards the creature that was inadvertently DESTROYING his current Great Project.

He tackles the spindly figure, pushing it roughly into the ground, shouting...something at it. He couldn't even hear himself with how much the earth was shaking and the sound of buildings breaking rattling in his ears.

The creature below him made a fuckin :3 face somehow, and suddenly the earth trembled, and all hell broke loose.

Buildings leaned and fell, glass bursting out like water, and entire sections of the earth fell away and crashed into the sea, massive waves slapping away at the materials and stripping them of any personality there once was.

People screamed and ran, many squashed by falling debris, many getting tossed into the sea haphazardly by the bucking earth under their feet.

Foolish groans as the city strips away, and all that is left is the town square in a circular outline of a summoning circle.

The being under him shifted. and Foolish's attention snapped back to it.

"Oh sweet bread your chin is as chiseled as the buildings I just broke :3"

"How the fuck did you say colon three in your, actually what the fuck is a colon there's a plothole here, ah what the fuck do you mean 'sweet bread'?"

The dark being rolls under him, shifting Foolish off, and reaching for a dark and red robe one of the Griefers had. He pushed the groaning, still-alive man into the water, watching happily as the man screamed and splashed into the cold water.

"Sweet bread is tasty, when they mix sugar in bread? I accidentally made it once, I'm sure humans will give it a name sometime in the future." The creature rambled, covering his naked form with the cloak.

(edit, I know NOTHING about cooking or how ancient muffins were made man, I did some research but couldn't find a definite answer for this time period)

"You just destroyed my city you bitch, whaT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUUUUUUU" Foolish screamed, launching himself at the (demon?).

The being dodges with a O_o, and runs, unable to get too far from the enraged builder in the circle platform left. They chase each other for a few minutes and fuuuuuuck I'm getting tired and I didn't mean to make this at allllllllll so I'm gonna non traditional end it sorryyyy.

They fight, Bad makes "observations" about Foolish's "peak physique" Foolish is laughing in frustration and they wrestle and fight and bite and definitely kiss once or twice simply because the tensions were running so high. There's still a Griefer on the summoning circle, but he hears like, a couple sentences of banter and throws himself into the water because these two CLEARLY have SOMETHING going on, and now they are talking about proper market etiquette and roleplaying buying mangos and no one can tell if this is foreplay or insanity.

(anon I'm so sorry this just happens sometimes and I'm tired and have 0 filter so...have this fuckin mini fanfiction that was born from your silly ask I guess ;-;)

[zazzander]

The Marauders were the queer jocks

The Jaculi were the queer nerds

I don't make the rules