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Jean Moreau, King of intense stares and killing it on ice

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Mmmm musul

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oh omegadrew.... how i missed you

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me and my friend were discussing the comedic potential of the ravens having a pink away kit

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Commissioned from @kijcilic (is Kevin talking about history or a California sports team? We may never know. It's always good to have somebody to yap to.)

Omg I couldn't be happier with this, the whole process was so smooth and fast, 10/10 would recommend

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Neil's two true loves

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Okay, I might be pulling this out of my ass but since that finals match was in Evermore that means the foxes should have been wearing their white away jerseys. Which means: the final match was a game of chess.

Not only are they wearing white, but they have first serve (Dan won the coin toss), and near the end the Foxes' king (Neil, because this is a battle between Riko and Neil) changes positions with the tower (Matt, a defenseman that towers over most people) creating the illusion of a castling.

And right there at the end, Riko attempts to kill Neil because they're in front of each other, but that's not how kings work. In the time it takes him to take that step, Andrew closes the gap and strikes. Check mate.

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list of responses that wymack and abby have to add to ban neil from saying after he gets more creative than “I’m fine”

- it’s not too bad (he tried to come to practice with pneumonia)

- i’m managing perfectly well (his shoulder dislocated mid game)

- it’s nothing (grade 2 concussion)

- don’t worry about it (had a panic attack and coped by running a half marathon away from palmetto)

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nicky deserves his spot as top 3 character in my aftg ranking simply bcus he gave us the "who's humanizing who in that relationship anyway?" line. my favorite andreil line of all time <3

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the foxes & co bucket lists

neil:

- get a tattoo of own initiative

- sit around a campfire and not freak out by the fire

- start sparring with renee

- revisit mother’s grave

( - maybe schedule a visit to betsy sometime)

- go on a road trip with just andrew

kevin:

- solo trip to ireland

- get sober

- get to the olympics again

- see the pyramids in egypt

- make it up to jean—in any way possible

jean:

- learn how to surf properly

- make cat teach me how to ride a motorcycle

- go back to france (even if it’s only for a visit)

- visit kevin (sometime)

dan:

- dye hair a fun color

- learn how to cook a great spaghetti

- mentor neil to become a great captain

- propose to matt

matt:

- make it to the pro’s

- propose to dan

andrew:

- travel to berlin

- get a septum piercing

- learn more about greek mythology

- help fosters

- buy matching rings

nicky:

- learn spanish

- skydiving

- visit mexico

aaron:

- learn how to play guitar

- graduate as a neurosurgeon

- learn how to bake (katelyn has a sweettooth)

allison:

- get an old sports car and make it pink

- take a theater class

- do a play

- learn how to read shakespeare

- spread seth’s ashes in his hometown

- kiss renee

renee:

- ride a hot air balloon

- see the northern lights

- volunteer for the peace corps

- confess to allison

- dye hair back to natural color

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a future where january 19th isn't so bad

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putting into motion the ban on an entertainment app that’s popular with the youth and young adults in your country just so you can swoop in at the last minute and play the hero who saves the day and actually brings the app back for everybody is such a cartoonishly supervillain plot, you’d think it came out of the children’s tv show. but no, it came out of the brain of the president-elect of the united states

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Just imagine the baby foxes going to Neil for dating/relationship advice. Or Neil trying to relate to them to try and 'bond' more with them as their captain. It would be wild.

Baby Fox: "I went on a first date with this girl and she wouldn't stop asking really invasive questions."

Neil: "Once, I paid a busboy to knock me out cause Andrew kept asking me questions about my past."

Baby Fox: "This guy brought me to his house but the vibes got weird, so I left."

Neil: "Yeah, the first time I stayed at Andrew's house in Columbia I had to sneak out the bathroom window."

Baby Fox: "She took my breath away."

Neil: "That happened to me the first time I met Andrew. He hit me with an exy racquet, definitely knocked the breath out of me."

Baby Fox: "The guy in my French study group confessed to me in French. His pronunciation was terrible, but it was still really cute."

Neil: "Andrew confessed to me in perfect German... If you count him telling me although he hates every inch of me he would still blow me."

Baby Foxes: "For the love of exy, please just stop."

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I wonder how long it took Higgins when he met Aaron for the first time to realize that he was not just Andrew doing a long running bit. Because “Hey Andrew” “I’m not Andrew and I don’t know who you are” is definitely something that Andrew would do

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Supposedly they moved to Evermore once it was built, presumably because that's where Tetsuji lived. I've always wondered where Riko (and possibly Kevin) lived before that.

So where the hell did Riko, Kevin and for a little while, Neil grow up? Surely not inside Evermore?? I mean that’s a literal college. Like where were they?? 🧍

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Shit talking with bae