#EXCELLENT SONG CHOICES BESTIE

[singsweetmelodies]

Omg I enjoyed your dragon rider fic so so much!!! Definitely a fav.

One question. Did Pierre end up joining Lewis House?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! thank you so much for this ask 😍😍😍 that fic is my favourite child, just a little bit (🤭🥰) so it means the world that you enjoyed it <333

and as for your question! well 😏 i'm actually not going to answer it, but that's only because i do have a sequel in the back of my mind. i deliberately left the "will pierre join lewis' house?" question very open-ended in the main fic, to give me some nice space to explore it later... 👀 i don't know WHEN later is, unfortunately, because goodness knows there's a lot going on at the moment, lmao. but someday? i hope to give you the answer to that question in full fic form 😍😘 thanks again for asking!! ❤️🐲

[fetishfairytales2]

The Cucky ALPHAbet, Pt. 1 (Story)

Credit for the original concept of Brandi and Heather goes to [no longer active] and their excellent story “Besties”. Credit for the original concept of the “Cucky Alphabet” goes to Safeword Ignored Comics.

Each of the bolded letters corresponds to the letter from the song!

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Early morning…

"Oh, Brandi..." I cooed, still in Connor's arms after another round of mind-blowing sex. He was such a stud. "Stop, babe!" I giggled, feeling his lips on my neck. "You're going to get me turned on again!" We were about to go for round 3 when Brandi simpered into the room. "Mmmph?” She struggled to speak behind the lip gag I made her wear. Her perfect  permanent ‘o-face’ expression was so adorable! Just like a little dolly. And of course, Connor loved it for, uh, “ease of access”.

Sitting up in bed, I grabbed a used condom from the nightstand and threw it at Brandi. "Snack time, sweetie," I giggled. "But don't worry, there'll be plenty more alpha loads for you tonight." Brandi just looked at the condom, unsure of what to do with it. "Here are your options, dummy," I said, lying back on the pillow. "Either tilt your stupid sissy head back and suck it down, or I pour it in your diapee and you sit in it all night. Now hurry up and make your choice, loser.”

“Oh, yesss, good girl," I moaned, tossing my head back in pleasure. Watching my pathetic little Brandi humiliate herself never gets old. I started touching myself as I watched her suffer, spreading my legs and teasing my clit under the covers. I'm sure Brandi is completely focused on me, but it's also fun to tease Connor a little. Mmm, I loved to flaunt my perfect body for real men.

I giggled as I watched Brandi struggle to get all the cum out of the condom and accidentally give herself a facial. "Keep it there, cupcake. It suits you," I snickered. "Come over here, honey," I beckoned. Brandi had her hands cuffed behind her back and a hobble chain on her ankles, making her waddle across the room a slow and humiliating one. Her pink tutu flared, showing off her Disney princess Pampers. "So, did you have a good time watching cartoons, Brandi?" I laughed, feeling Connor reach around me to play with my tits right in front of my ex-boyfriend’s eyes. “Mmm, thank you Daddy,” I moaned, just to rub it in.

"Mmmph, mmph…" she replied, staring at the ground. "Why not, loser?" I smirked and looked towards the open door. "Did Mommy's moans bother you? I know you’ve never heard them before, those are sounds Mommy only makes for real men..." I turned and kissed Connor again, more passionately this time, taunting her further. "Sorry, sweetness. I know it must have been tough hearing Mommy in action. Probably made that little sissy stick of yours struggle in that little chastity cage you’re locked up so tight in, huh?"

Once again, Brandi had nothing useful to say, just gazing at her feet like they were fascinating. I had to physically lift her chin to make her look me in the eyes. "Big news, little girl!" I declared, giggling as her face lit up with hope for a second, as if anything good could possibly come from this situation. "Daddy and I are going on a date today!" Her face instantly fell back into a sullen expression. "But we need your help, my dear!" Brandi's concern grew as she realized where this was going. "You see?" I turned to face Connor, "I can't bear to see her sad face! It's just so heart-wrenching!"

"Listen here, you little bitch," Connor barked at the pathetic sissy, towering over her. "You're gonna stay put and clean this fucking house. No kinky or weird shit. And we ain't dealing with your sorry ass tonight." I rolled my eyes and turned Brandi towards me. "What Daddy meant to say is that he's taking me dancing! We'll be out probably all night and I didn't have time to ask Kylie or Lyndsey to come over. So you'll have to be a big girl while Daddy and I are out, got it?"

[california-112]

For your consideration: A TXF crossover with Dancing With The Stars

Dancing but also an investigation going on

Mulder and Scully getting lowkey jealous of eachother's partners

Having to engage with social media- Scully HATES this

Turns out they're both actually quite good dancers

They get so far through the competition that they start actually competing with eachother and it gets kinda intense

One of them wins? 👀 Who?

Hallowe'en week,,, Scully gets a slow serious creepy song/dance whilst Mulder gets the Ghostbusters theme

Are they undercover or openly FBI? Maybe one of them is undercover and the other not for ~tension~

If either of them is not undercover. The 'it must be an X-File 😉' jokes get old REALLY fast

GLITTER GLITTER GLITTER

Skinner is dancing too??? But he leaves in like week three and is super annoyed

Deep Throat or X randomly being on camera in the audience

Couples choice. Mulder refuses the sad backstory card of Samantha's abduction and instead does an epic musical homage to a sci-fi movie that he loves

Scully has a really emotional training week reel being like "This is for my dad who passed away...he was a navy captain and kinda absent but I loved him... :'(" and then the song is In The Navy by The Village People

MUSICAL WEEK Mulder is in HEAVEN because I do subscribe to the headcanon that he's a secret musical lover. He gets annoyed at the abridgement of the songs but other than that he gets to nerd out and it's excellent

There's a betting pool in the FBI over who will get further and also how far each of them will get

As much as I hate Hollywood AD what if it's after that. And they cannot live the film down. Nah actually pre-FTF would be funnier for the Tension™��

Costume puts Mulder in a wide-open shirt every other week for no reason

(Do we see his top surgery scars? 👀)

He gets really into the makeup process as well. By the fifth week he's doing his own foundation and other basics

Scully's costumes are initially quite reserved because she terrifies the costume people away from classic oversexualisation but as the show goes on she chooses to get more risqué

Both of them are always high on the popular vote

Filming training week videos makes Mulder super flustered but the audience just find that INCREDIBLY endearing and his ratings soar

The other celebrities would be people they know or at least have heard of? But none of the celebs have heard of them so it's lowkey one-sided fanning at the beginning before they all know eachother more personally

Maybe one of the celebs is someone who Scully REALLY admires and she's super shy around them but then they become besties

WHAT IF ONE OF THE CELEBS WAS YAPPI

Mulder makes friends with all the stage crew by the way. Specifically the lighting guys

No idea what the case would be but basically I think this would be hilarious

Feel free to add on!

[kiwiana-writes]

Happy sleepover weekend! 💕 I'll give you a choice: 1. What are some fics under 500 kudos that deserve some love? or 2. What's something really cool that's happened to you recently? or 3. What are your top 5 songs on Spotify?

BESTIE I HAVE NEVER MADE A CHOICE IN MY LIFE.

What are some fics under 500 kudos that deserve some love?

I did a list of these in October and again in January, so read everything on those, and then have some more:

When I Met You (I Could Not Speak) by some @sparklepocalypse person idk if you've heard of them. I missed this the first time around somehow but Y'ALL KNOW HOW I AM ABOUT FAIRYTALE FICS (the answer is fucking annoying) and I'm obsessed with this.

You love me! You love me? by anarchyat4am. Trans!Alex, falling into a relationship, soft-ass pining, it's about the Trust.

Something Borrowed, Something Blue by @anincompletelist. Y'all were SLEEPING on this as a WIP and it was to your detriment, but now it's finished you REALLY SHOULD get on that.

Come Back to Me by @hgejfmw-hgejhsf. Listen I'm an angst monster but this Kensington divergence is fucking STUNNING.

if i do not have (your) love, i am nothing by @read-and-write-. This one got me DEEP in my queer Catholic feelings, y'all. I'm really really cautious about which fics I read that tackle religion particularly as they pertain to Alex's feelings about it because Alex in the book's relationship to both his religion and his queerness is something very near and dear to my heart, but this is gorgeous and CRIMINALLY underrated imo

More Than Brick and Mortar by @cricketnationrise. Listen sometimes you're looking for something short and sweet and you're like "aww Brownstone POV that's cute" and then you're lying on the floor weeping about love. It's fine. I'm fine.

What's something really cool that's happened to you recently?

There's finally another @ships-to-sail collab on the docket, which the Schitt's Creek babes know leads to excellent things. Time for the dream team RWRB edition.

What are your top 5 songs on Spotify?

For my sins, I'm an Apple Music bitch, but:

[Sleepover Saturday]

[benjaminloveable]

39 Best BFF Gifts to Delight Your Close Friendship

Have you ever wondered, in a world of 8 billion people, what are the chances of meeting someone who has the same sense of humor and movie choices as you, or simply someone who dislikes the same things as you?

Your best friend has been there for you through it all: they've offered you advice when you needed it, celebrated your triumphs, listened as you sobbed, and created the most wonderful memories with you.

When your best friend's birthday arrives, it may seem impossible to locate something as fantastic as your friend. When was the last time you hugged your bestie and told her how much you adored her? Let's get right into our wishlist of birthday gifts for your BFF that will surprise you!

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My suggestion:

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This gesture of love is personalized with her name, allowing you to express your deep thoughts in the most meaningful way possible! Surprise her today and show her that she is constantly in your thoughts!

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2 sides customization

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[toournextadventure]

Just started playing Jedi Fallen Order (before I reinstalled Farcry 5) and was planning to dl the Star Wars OST next time I'm at my PC

I'm honestly surprised I don't have the Mass Effect one and now I feel sad 🥺

I'm slack with my anime so I still haven't seen AoT yet, but the few songs I have are great and will deff check out the OST.

Speaking of Anime you should check out the Demon Slayers OST :3

As for the rest of the list I will also check them out, thanks! And by all means you can throw your entire list at me, I won't complain. ☺️

Ooooh Fallen Order is really good, excellent choice

Listen, ME was the first game to ever make me cry and is legit, without hesitation, my favourite game series of all time INCLUDING Andromeda, I do not accept Andromeda slander on this blog 😤

Listen, it's the only anime I watched and it was only because my brother and his gf enticed me, but at this point? I watch it BECAUSE of the OST (even though it is pretty good on its own too). I've seen a few episodes of Demon Slayer and I really liked it! I need to start it up again and listen in 🤔

Don't tempt me bestie, I'll find my youtube playlist with all the good stuff to send your way ����

[monzabee]

https://www.tumblr.com/monzabee/716322426135478273/i-did-see-it-and-im-so-happy-for-him-he

All excellent choices !!

I think my faves atm are

Paris

You’re on your own,kid

Mastermind

Karma

-💖

oh i love paris!! it's such a fun song and i can't put the amount of seratonin karma provides for me in those 3 mins and 25 seconds!!😭😭🥹

i think your choices are so slay bestie!! 🩷🩷❤️❤️💜💜

[crimsongrimoire]

realized I did not post anything about it here fun life event happened

saw mcr. was amazing. vibes were off the charts. little sad I had no chance to get a tour shirt but it was fun I went with my best friend and it was great we had a blast. here's the cute lil message they put up before they walked out onstage, sick ass fire effects during the intro of mama or sleep i cant remember they both did it and bookended welcome to the black parade which was odd but alright. when i tell you i grabbed my friend when they started playing the intro voicemail to sleep, and the second of two times gerard straight up laid on the floor which to be fair! that was in the encore he deserved floor time we made him come back

[purecommemasolitude]

top 5 retj songs

NOO bestie how could YOU make ME pick

okay this is a tad bit late but

5. Le duel - this is the one that barely made the list f in the chat. It can work, but it can also fall flat, which balances out the great versions to fall here

4. Coupables - As much as I think RetJ generally excels more at big ensemble numbers than solos, this one simply does not make the cut to go any higher. It's great and sad, just not AS great as the higher songs

3. Demain - actually this one could be changed with coupables tbh. But this is the one that gave me goosebumps the first 200 times i listened to it, plus there's just so many opportunities for cool staging (don't get me wrong staging for Coupables is funky but it's a simplicity-is-the-best-policy then whereas for Demain you can do So Much) not to mention this is one of the few songs that actually treats Juliette as an equal main character (essentially I'm miffed Romeo gets songs that aren't about Juliette, but Juliette gets way less songs and when she does get her own song, it usually just revolves around Romeo)

2. C'est pas ma faute - ahh angsty tybalt my beloved. But actually, even aside from character enjoyments and tunes, I find cpmf really interesting because of how it explores the effects Verona's hatred has in a much more interesting (IMO) way from most La haines, with the exception of Hungarian & Ozuki Tooma La haines (okay ozuki tooma is a person not a production i know this But i feel like her tybalt acting choices justify the lyrics) and also from the perspective of a character who has felt its effects in a less "acceptable" way?? idk if that makes sense but I just think it's neat :) also a very interesting exploration of tybalt's character as well as verona

La vengeance - yknow after typing the last one I'm reconsidering having this be first and that be second akjhg. but like i said even during its worst, i feel like retj excels at big group numbers, and this was the first song for which when i watched it in my first watch-though (excluding songs i already knew) i went "oh i LIKE this" because it's just so oogh yknow? it's so atmospheric and really augments (is that a word in English.) the emotion and feeling of the stakes and it's like. well. it's just oogh. plus it's also a really neat example/case study of how verona's endless cycle of violence continues! and the little dialogue bit before for lady c is a really funky wunky look into the capulet family world + dynamics

[hanzajesthanza]

#witcherweekly: aug 31st (pt. 2/3)

the battle of the bridge

august 31st, day — baptism of fire ch. 7 — after beginning to travel at dawn, and stopping to water the horses, the company seeks a ferry to take them across the yaruga. they find and board one (collectively bullying the ferryman into taking them) but quickly become embroiled in a battle between nilfgaardian and rivian forces.

tumblr limits me to ten photos per post, but to summarize the best parts of the ferry ride, some of our heroes’ aristeiai, which, you may notice, are all motivated by the same thing: protecting one another.

regis is shot in the chest with an arrow (he’s okay) and then delivering the line “did you think i could be harmed by any old bit of wood?” … milva, mistaking regis for dead and enraged by this, begins to shoot at the nilfgaardians, and amongst them kills an officer and his compatriots at a great distance, greater than nilfgaardans could shoot accurately, “she began to shoot. quickly. arrow after arrow. not one missed its target.” (also quoting her father but we don’t learn it’s her father’s saying until later :’))

dandelion, against all the others’ advice, waves his arms and yells wildly to try to get the lyrian and rivians’ attention that they’re on their side. two arrows fly directly at him, and geralt deflects them both, which he claims is the first time he’s ever done that

however, the greatest display of excellence and heroics occurs when milva’s life is at stake — the stress and exertion of the ordeal of the ferry ride on the yaruga takes its toll, and milva miscarries her pregnancy of ten weeks.

regis leaps to her medical aid, but the company is stuck in the middle of a raging battle. their only choice… is to go directly through it.

just when the rivian forces are about to retreat, geralt and cahir work together to muster them… all for the sake of saving milva: “i don’t give a shit about this war. this is about milva.”

cahir demonstrates his proficiency as an officer in mustering terrified troops;

quick translation sidenote: unfortunately, this was mistranslated in the english edition, something i realized when listening to the polish audiodrama in which cahir’s voice actor gives a stunning performance, absolutely screaming at the top of his lungs “NA BINDUGĘ! BIJ!! ZABIJ!!!”

like “for (on) binduga! fight!! KILL!!!” … cahir really canonically has a “calling all besties….. KILL!” moment

so you can imagine my disappointment when i revisited to the english audiobook and cahir says “to the timber port… death to the dogs!” … he doesn’t yell “kill!” 🥺…? much less impactful and intimidating…

furthermore, it seems that through all of the UK 2nd edition (because this is present in chapter 3 of tower of the swallow as well), any mention of red binduga and the rivian defeat at it was replaced with “timber port” . i don’t know why.

they succeed in mustering the troops but are then faced with a decision, a point of no return, and a flourishing demonstration of alliance: cahir has to fight against the nilfgaardian army, which he was once a part of. and he does so, without hesitation…

(even if it means being on opposing sides with his friend morteisen, who throws cahir from his horse and almost kills him, before realizing who it is, faltering, and then being killed himself 😭)

but what i really wish to point out is this:

two brothers in arms, two allies and comrades — in an encounter with a common foe, in an uneven battle. and that was their baptism of fire. a baptism of shared fighting, fury, madness and death.

it is worth pointing out that the polish editions of baptism of fire, chrzest ognia, have a preface* to the book: lyrics from the dire straits song “brothers in arms” (1985). technically, this makes baptism of fire (1996) a songfic ;)

* note that all of the witcher books in the saga have prefaces, but in the english editions these prefaces are sometimes omitted, perhaps due to copyright law?

this scene, this ending, is the culmination of the entire book. a shared baptism of fire, a purifying ordeal, among brothers in arms, willing to risk their lives for one another.

to be continued in a following post…

[fetishfairytales2]

The Cucky ALPHAbet, Pt. 2 (Story)

Credit for the original concept of Brandi and Heather goes to [no longer active] and their excellent story “Besties”. Credit for the original concept of the “Cucky Alphabet” goes to Safeword Ignored Comics.

Each of the bolded letters corresponds to the letter from the song!

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Late Afternoon…

Connor and I were so drunk that we could barely make it from the Uber to the front door. "Come on, loser," he slurred as he walked in, "quit being a fairy and get in here!" He stumbled through the house, laughing obnoxiously as he looked for Brandi. Impatiently, he made his way to the living room where he found her passed out on the couch. "Aww, isn't that cute," I giggled, "we loaded her up with so many tasks, she's exhausted." Connor snorted and grabbed Brandi by the pigtails. "Wake up, bitch," he laughed, yanking her up to her feet.

"Aww, my little cupcake," I smirked, looking down at Brandi in her tutu and wet diaper. "Did you tinkle in your Pampers because you're terrified of my man? Pathetic!" Connor spanked Brandi so hard it brought tears to her eyes. “That’s right bitch boy,” he slurred, “cry you emasculated little fairy.” 

I laughed watching my sissy cuck have a temper tantrum. "It’s okay sweetie,” I reassured her with a hand on her slumped shoulder. “You're such a good girl for being scared of him!" She looked up at me with the saddest eyes I had ever seen. God I was enjoying every moment of this. "You did this to yourself," I shrugged, "now you're stuck with your choices!"

"Come on, Brandi," Connor boomed impatiently and yanked on her pigtails like she was his little pet on a leash. I smirked at her terrified expression. "Don't look at me for help," I snickered. "You know Connor’s fucking me in front of you, and I definitely won't be sucking his whiskey dick until he gets hard..." I cackled as Brandi understood what she would be doing tonight. I could hear her pathetic whimpers as Connor threw her onto the bed. 

I climbed onto the bed next to my sissy toy’s shaking body and, very slowly, started to unbutton my shirt. "Oh my god, I want to see your massive dick in her slutty mouth, babe," I moaned, now only in my bra and tight jeans. "Dude, get that gross shit out of your mouth," Connor roared as he ripped the pacifier gag out of Brandi's mouth, almost taking her teeth too. He then quickly unzipped his jeans and threw his shirt on the floor, leaving him in just his boxers. "Kiss that fucking hot, hunky chest," I hissed in Brandi's ear

"Mmm, that's it, Brandi," I moaned, loving when we degraded her like this. “Kiss all the way down his abs and get all the way to his hips." Connor grabbed a hold of my ass, and kissing me deeply, pinning Brandi between us, her mouth just inches from Connor's massive cock. "Use your teeth on them," I giggled down at Brandi between kisses, just as I noticed her reaching the waistband of Connor's boxers. "Pull them down, slowly, with your teeth," I insisted, smirking at her. “Run your tongue around the shaft too…”

Helpless Sissy Brandi spent the next 30 minutes getting her throat stretched and gagging on Connor's cock. "Good girl, you're such a talented cocksucker," I laughed as I massaged her throat and stroked her hair. She couldn't stop crying and when I pinched her nose shut, she sobbed even more. "How does it feel?" I whispered in her ear. "How does it feel to fluff another man’s giant cock before he gets to fuck your girlfriend?"

“Finally!" I laughed, enjoying the sight of tears streaming down Brandi's face as she struggled to get Connor hard after his drunken night. "Move, bitch," he pushed Brandi aside. "Wait, wait," I snickered, getting a deliciously cruel idea. I bent over on all fours and glanced back at Connor, winking at him. "Let her be of use," I suggested. 

As drunk and horny as he was, Connor just shrugged in agreement, while Brandi looked at me with confusion and certainty that this wouldn't end well for her. I motioned for her to come closer and whispered in her ear as Connor stroked his dick behind me, getting even harder. “Don’t think of it like being humiliated,” I pouted at Brandi; “think of it as being helpful!”

"Come on, Daddy," I purred, shaking my ass as Connor got behind me. "Let me feel all of you... and let Brandi assist." Brandi hesitated until I gave her a stern look and cleared my throat. "Don't make me count to three," I warned her. She gulped and tremblingly reached for Connor's massive cock, guiding it toward my wet pussy. "Mmm," I moaned as Connor's head rubbed against my clit. "Good girl, insert it for Daddy. Do all the work to help him fuck your girlfriend. Guide him in with your hand."

As Connor teased me with his cock, I jangled the key to Brandi's chastity cage, getting her attention. "You've been such a good girl," I cooed, unlocking her plastic pink spiked cage as she stood in front of me. "Now, stay in your corner like a good little sissy," I demanded, as my real man started fucking me like a pornstar. 

With each thrust, I could feel myself getting closer and closer to climax as his massive cock brought me so much pleasure. Moans and curses spilled from my mouth as I gripped the sheets. "Oooh f-fuck," I moaned, staring into Brandi’s eyes as he stroked his tiny clit. “Mmm, go-good girl…” Connor was grunting harder now, right on the edge. 

I looked over at the suffering sissy again. “Y…you better not…fuck…cum bitch!” I scolded him. “I want…want you, oh fuck Connor!” He sped up as he reached orgasm, “don’t stop baby, please. I want our little slut jacking her little clitty while she stands in the corner watching us…! OH FUCK!” I shook, reaching my orgasm and collapsing to the bed.

“Oh my god!” I laughed, straddling Connor's strong body. "That was amazing, baby. I can not get enough of you." I pulled him close for a passionate kiss, only to be interrupted by Brandi's pathetic attempt to pleasure herself. "Poor little sissy, even Connor’s kisses are better than yours. Don't you dare touch yourself anymore, you're not allowed to get off like a real man. Seriously, what kind of loser just watches while another man scores with your girlfriend?"

Connor was laughing at the pathetic cuckold. “A pathetic fucking loser,” he answered for Brandi. She was crying again, but who cares? She was always crying. "She might as well be a girl with all that makeup she's wearing," Connor teased, making us both laugh. I kissed him, loving how he humiliated our little cuckold. "Get your ass over here, bitch!" Connor barked as I watched with glee. Brandi hesitantly made her way over to the bed, kneeling next to the real man in my bedroom. "Good slut,” Connor said as he roughly grabbed Brandi by the chin, “you still have my cum dried on your face. I want you to savor it bitch. Oh, and that's a nice dress you're wearing! Why don't you give us a little twirl?"

I had an idea, a very bitchy idea! I pointed at the foot of the four poster bed. “Oh my God! You’ll love this Brandi. You’re gonna be our little stripper for the night, got it?” Brandi tried to protest, but Connor grabbed her by the pigtails again and yanked her up. “You heard her, bitch. If she wants you to dance then fucking dance.” I giggled with excitement. “Let's see you wiggle that Pampered ass on the pole!” I cheered as Brandi reluctantly followed the command, slowly stripping off her tutu as she danced. “Wow, look at that sissy slut go!” I cackled as Brandi danced as best as she could. “So hot, she's such a good little whore!” I catcalled and whistled.

"Enough of this shit," Connor said, losing interest in watching the feminized loser strip in front of him. “Get him out of here while I go take a shower.” He walked into the bathroom shaking his head at how pathetic Brandi was. "You're no fun," I complained, rolling my eyes. As he left, I sat cross-legged on the bed and looked at the crying sissy. "How could you?" Was all she managed asked, still sobbing. I grabbed my dirty thong off the floor and cleaned my pussy with them before tossing them at Brandi. "Put them in your mouth or I'll have Connor come back out here and spank you." Without hesitation, she gagged herself with the panties.

I just laughed at how sad Brandi still looked. “Seriously? It's been a whole year and you're still shocked? You cheated and now you're dealing with the consequences. Plus, let's be real, your dick is embarrassingly small. I'm a size queen, so if I had known before how small it was? We never would have been a thing. Gross. I can't deal with tiny dicks. Ew!” I pointed toward the door. “New game bitch, let’s call it role reversal, you’re going to be our maid! Go finish your chores and clean the house. NOW!”

[a03bkdk]

no quirks bkdk fic rec list (p 2)

thirsty gay wingman fic by lalazee

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Oct 11, 2019 "Thinkin abt besties-since-birth BkDk goin to college together, Dk begrudgingly bein Bkg's wingman w/chicks & lamenting his big gay crush. One nite, Bkg cant get laid, hes drunk in a shitty mood, so Dk propositions him, which turns into the best night ever & the WORST consequences."

My tweet got 366 likes & 66 reblogs, so that was more than enough reason to write about it.

romeo and romeo by supercrunch

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There’s a nasally howl from the neighbour’s place. Izuku looks up – it’s the very loud, very blond guy living in the unit opposite. They’re technically in separate blocks but their balconies are close enough they can see into each other’s living rooms. He’s dancing around in his pyjamas. Yodelling at the top of his lungs off-key, swinging his Pomeranian around by the armpits like a furry ragdoll. “You’re a dog! You’re a fluffy little yellow dog and you’re a pain in the ass but you’re still my favourite shit-stain, yeah!”

Izuku bursts out laughing. The neighbour’s head whips around. He yelps when he sees him, tossing the dog on the couch and scrambling out of view to hide in the hall.

Izuku drops the watering can and runs back inside to find his phone.Small Might: Guys. I've decided i have a crush on my neighbour.

(quarantine baking: a balcony romance)

mechanical bull by warschach

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Katsuki has a track record of bad choices, it's a condition, but Izuku might be the one choice that's right.

battle of the bands by roadtripwithlucifer

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'The rules are simple. Battle of the Bands. Local bands send in a single track to the radio station, and ten tracks are selected. Over the coming month, the songs play on the station and listeners vote on the top five. The top 5 play a live concert as part of a music festival, then the top 3 at a larger, indoor venue. The top two have the honor of opening on the first stop of All Might’s retirement tour – here. In Izuku’s home town. And finally, the winner gets the ultimate prize. Getting to spend the rest of the tour, forty cities, across the country as All Might’s opener. Three months. Same tour bus. Shoulder to shoulder with the greatest musicians the world has ever known.'Izuku Midoriya is a broke college student presented with the opportunity of a lifetime. But winning isn't gonna be easy, especially when one band's aggressive blonde frontman seems to be dead-set on making Izuku's life a living hell.

oh my god! they were roomates! by phatye

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“Don’t go through my shit, and if there’s a tie on the door, then fuck off!” Katsuki growled. “...what?” he asked. Katsuki glared at him. “This is fucking college, and I plan on getting laid a lot! I don’t need some nerd cockblocking me! And what is with all the fucking toys here!” Katsuki had moved over to his shelves. “Are you a fucking child or something?!” This was not what he was expecting.

shades of blue by young_crone

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Echoes filtered down the white hall as he descended the stairs toward the locker rooms, reverberating from the pool. A whistle, the sound of breaking water. He swiped the towel over his face, paused. The sliver of cerulean catching the sinking sun pouring through the skylights, the red and white lane buoys, the burn of chlorine.Izuku ran a hand through his curls, snagging on a knot. The clock on the wall reminded him how late it was. A minute wouldn't hurt. He worried his lip. Just a glimpse.

k-9 by warschach

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Izuku takes in a stray on one rainy night, except it's not a dog, it's a dog shifter who goes by the name, Katsuki. After the initial wave of panic and embarrassment, Izuku thinks his new pet/roommate is pretty cute.

sucker punch by warschach

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But, whatever, Disney Boy over there was—

Prettying up real damn good that Katsuki got kind of distracted—totally understandable, like god those CGI pine eyes—and didn’t see the straight path he made for the metal trash bin in the center of the area until he was tipping forward and waist deep in discarded bottles, plates, balled up tissues sticky with he prayed was chocolate ice cream and nacho cheese.

Mina howled behind the gate. “Look, Katsuki returned to his home.”

(or Katsuki works security at Six Flags and moonlights as a derby dude and continuously looks uncool around Izuku)

may I take your order, dipshit? by supercrunch

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So, like, maybe Bakugou wasn’t really the best choice for this whole pizza delivery shindig.

(Midoriya in love, Bakugou in denial, and way, way too much cheese.

A BakuDeku romance in thirty minutes or less. )

raise me so high (your sins become my pedestal) by stardust_painter

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After his boyfriend cheats on him, Izuku wants to do something stupid. The question is how stupid does he want to be.

The answer is very stupid apparently.

eye for an eye or whatever by tobiyos

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“I’ll make it up to you!” Izuku says brightly, lifting his head from Katsuki’s lap.

Katsuki’s eyes narrow but he isn’t still pushing Izuku away so. Progress. “Fuck are you gonna do to make it up to me?”

“Hmm…” Izuku says quietly, tapping at his chin. “Oh! You’re still a virgin, right?”

Katsuki chokes on his own spit and promptly renews his efforts of pushing Izuku away by the forehead. “Fuck off,” he wheezes, “get out of my room.”

leap of faith by ladyofsnails

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Midoriya Izuku is just a random kid who loves art, analyzes everything, and is obsessed with the (in)famous hero Mighty Spider. He's got a loving mother, a great uncle, and maybe not too many friends that aren't those two but he's working on it.

And then a random cute boy shows up at his school, a spider bites him, he meets his hero under the worst possible conditions, and it all goes to hell. Now he's got villains on his tail, a promise to keep to a dead guy, and a washed-up hobo as his mentor.

Here goes nothing.

green is the warmest color by gloriousporpoise

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“Woah, someone call the fire department,” Eijirou says, elbowing Katsuki squarely in the ribs. “That guy is smokin.’”

“I literally hate you.”

Here’s the thing, though. Eijirou’s a certified dumbass, but his current observation isn’t even a little bit wrong, much to Katsuki’s displeasure.

“Think you can get his number?”

Or, Bakugou is a painter without a muse.

you and i collide by ethereals

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And not that Bakugou’s the type to sexualize a potentially dead body; especially one that he just accidentally murdered, but the man has some pretty solid DSL’s. He would hit it, with more than just his car.

OR

in which rich fratboy! bakugou is a badass who accidentally hits poor med student!izuku with his car and chaos ensues therefore.

97.6 FM by jamjars

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Izuku can’t stop listening to the radio host with the deep voice who sounds like he’s stuck in 2010. It’s a harmless crush. That is until he starts calling into the show under the pseudonym Deku.

Or Radio Host! Baugou x Listener! Midoriya

give me that sweet love by xsxuxgxax

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Things Katsuki needs to excel at: be hot, be clever and pretend to be nice, let Izuku kiss him publicly, let Izuku fuck him privately…

(sugar baby katsuki and sugar daddy izuku pretty much)

dance with me by astralchaos

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Mina pulled up a video of a young man, seemingly teen, dancing to a popular new hit, and Izuku felt his heart drop to his stomach. His skin prickled and felt clammy as he started sweating nervously, not daring to move or make a noise. His eyes were glued to the screen but he didn’t see anything – his brain was too busy going into overdrive and freaking out.

Because Mina was showing him a video of himself. The one he uploaded last night.

How on Earth did she find this? He had barely a few thousand views, he wasn’t popular, and it’s not like he was even any good, especially compared to her or Kacchan–

“That move was sexy as hell,” Kacchan said, and that was when Izuku realized that his childhood friend – his longtime crush – also leaned in to watch the video Mina was showing him.

puppies puppies by Esselle

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"So after doing all that," Katsuki says, "you're just going to settle here? Tatting up wannabe bad boys?"

"You think all guys who have a lot of tattoos are wannabes?" Midoriya asks, so smoothly that it throws Katsuki.

"Wh—no, I mean—maybe!" Katsuki says. "You'd know best, wouldn't you? Are you a bad boy?"

The words are out of his mouth before he even realizes it, and he regrets them immediately. There's a figurative list of things that one should never do, and probably high up on it is asking dark-haired sailors with ocean green eyes and black swirls of ink all across their barely concealed muscles if they are bad boys.

--

Katsuki thinks he has everything he needs in life: a successful pet shop, an occasionally reliable assistant, and the unconditional love of the twenty puppies he’s raising for adoption. But when the tattoo parlor next door hires Midoriya Izuku, a hot sailor with an affinity for dogs, it makes Katsuki wonder if he might need something more.

Like… a piece of that ass. Maybe. He’s figuring it the hell out as he goes.

im gonna make a part 3 later ergaegrggjnjuvuh

[pillow-anime-talk]

his talented baby. {pt.1}

synopsis: You as a person with a huge (and hidden) talent, and also a girl who really surprises your boyfriend.

# tags: scenarios; current relationships; romance; fluff; some PDA; sfw

includes: female reader ft. ken kaneki & nishiki nishio {tokyo ghoul} + yuuma isogai & itona horibe {assclass}

— KEN (ft. singing)

Your closest friends invited you to a popular karaoke bar on one Friday night to celebrate a successfully passed semester in college. Of course, you couldn’t forget about your lovely boyfriend, who was at the same university, but in a different field (i.e. Japanese literature) and always supported you with all his might, knowing how much you want to do your dream job in the future.

So you went to the meeting together, and on the way to the designated place you talked all the time about what the next year of study would bring you. As soon as you reached the room where your three closest besties and one male friend were waiting for you, you both greeted them warmly, immediately taking off your thick coats and taking your seats on a soft, leather couch next to a table filled with tasty-looking snacks and colorful drinks.

Long minutes of conversations between the six of you resulted in drunk plenty of alcohol and blushes on the faces. After drinking, you always got more talkative and more self-confident, so you suggested using the TV and the karaoke machine. Of course, you first offered your friends and Ken to sing something, but they all declined, saying that you should start as an initiator. One of the girls, blonde-haired Minami, smiled at you with a sparkle in her pretty golden eyes, adding that you are the best in this and you should show how to do it correctly. You chuckled in response, waving your hand at her to dismiss compliment.

Kaneki, on the other hand, frowned as he looked at the boy who was sitting on his right.

“... Oh, you don’t know? Y/N-san hasn’t yet praised herself to you that she has a wonderful voice? Huh, huh.” The black-haired boy shook his head, reaching for the glass filled with blue something again. “Hmmm, well. Normally Y/N’s very shy, but she always sings at trips when she’s drunk.” He chuckled while you picked one of your favorite songs in the meantime. So everyone looked at your standing figure, then heard the characteristic sounds from one of Selena Gomez’s songs coming from the gray speakers.

“My dear, I dedicate it to you~!” You looked with joy on your face towards the eighteen-year-old, giving him a quick wink, and then you started your little performance with ‘Love you like a love song’ from the above-mentioned artist.

Your friends didn’t seem surprised and instead started clapping to the beat of the music... but Ken’s eyes widened and he spat out his high-percentage drink, not knowing how to react to the fact that for nine, long months of your relationship, you concealed the fact that you could sing so well and so beautifully. Your voice was perfect for the song that was playing now, and you seemed to be having a great time – there was a huge smile on your lips, your eyelids were slightly closed and your hand was over your heart. If it weren’t for the fact that you were at a karaoke bar, everyone would definitely think you are playing a concert on the biggest stage in Tokyo city.

After the song was over, another girl got up to present a completely different choice, and you handed her the dark microphone, bowing in the process.

Kaneki still seemed speechless and as soon as you sat down next to him, he immediately kissed you on the warm forehead, asking you to sing more to him, especially when you two are going to be alone, because he probably fell in love with you once again and just wanted to experience that love every day thereafter.

— NISHIKI (ft. ballet)

Nishiki, as a pharmacy student, didn’t have much time for extra-curricular activities or unnecessary meetings; in addition, the fact that he was a bloodthirsty ghoul and had to watch over himself made it difficult for him to function normally in the life of Kamii University. However, the brown-haired man always found time for you, for his beloved girlfriend.

You had been dating for over three, long years, and the man definitely couldn’t imagine his own life without you by his side. You knew each other better than anyone else in this world, but sometimes some tiny things of your ordinary day eluded Nishio; of course you understood it perfectly and you weren’t angry or disappointed with him. After all, he had to protect himself, you, take care of his specific menu, be vigilant at every step, and additionally he had to pretend to be the perfect student, senpai (or kouhai) and friend of other people.

So you weren’t surprised when one day you handed him a silverish ticket for probably the most important show of your life and he just looked at you in wonderment. At the beginning, the twenty-year-old asked if it was a performance related to singing or playing an instrument due to the fact that the colorful paper didn’t tell him too much, but you just smirked as you tweaked the unruly, soft hair on his head.

“Hmm. If you don’t remember what I do in my free time, it’s even better, I guess. Come and see it for yourself, honey. I think that thanks to this you will even calm down a little and rest due to the recent weeks.” You announced in a light tone of voice, and the young man sighed under his breath.

“So... I’ll find out in three days, am I right?” He made sure by correcting his glasses and you nodded, then grabbing his rough hand and kissing his cool cheek. A short while later you suggested going to your apartment and catching up on a few episodes of your favorite series that you started quite recently.

The anticipation of your important day passed very quickly and on Saturday, at 6 p.m., when everyone took their seats (with your boyfriend sitting on one of the balconies with the best view of the stage), delicate music was played in the theater, which made everyone shiver on the whole body. Until then, the brown-eyed boy somewhere in the back of his head had the impression that it was a theater performance or an opera, but when he saw your person appear on stage in a beautifully tailored dress and ballet shoes, all the questions that flickered in his mind disappeared in literally one second.

‘Well, yeah. I remember now. She always told me about ballet classes and new shoes.’ A huge, proud smirk came on his pale face and you glanced out of the corner of your eye towards his VIP seat.

Though your expression was cold and composed, you felt an enormous heat in your small heart as the man waved at you, showing two thumbs up. His lips moved even slightly, and although Nishiki tried to hide it, you knew perfectly well that the pink blush and mute ‘I love you’ was sincere and even better than being able to play Odetta, the White Swan, in a ballet spectacle.

— YUUMA (ft. songwriting and guitar playing)

Christmas at school was never what you enjoyed; maybe due to the fact that before, your classmates on main campus were quite specific and you definitely didn’t fit with their strange ‘ideals’. It was only in the class E that you felt that you could find real friends or people who would share your ideas.

But, hmm. Still, you seemed to stand out from the rest of the girls in the class who had more... down-to-earth hobbies or characters than you; Okuda liked chemistry and was really excellent at it, Kirara loved reading, Rio was the best at English and had a great sense of fashion, and Toka was pretty good at cooking. Contrary to them, you preferred to... do more ‘intimate’ things. Writing short poems filled your heart with peace and prevented you from being as critical of yourself as usual. And when you wrote the lyrics of the songs, made notes or melodies to them and sang quietly, you could feel like a real artist that everyone wanted to admire and imitate.

Therefore, when your first and last class holidays with the rest of the 3-E students were fast approaching, Koro-sensei was the one who asked you for a short talk. You weren’t sure what this was about, but moments later your uncertainties were dispelled.

“Y/N-san, I think you mistook your notebooks today and instead of giving me your homework, you gave to me... this.” He said in his as always happy voice, and seeing the black notebook in which you always wrote songs and notes, you blushed all over your face, apologizing profusely for the mistake. “Huh? But this is no mistake, my dear. If it weren’t for this, I would never even think that we have such a talented soul in Class 3-E. So would you like to perform in front of the rest of the students and teachers during the holidays?” The easy question made you widen your eyes and sighed.

“I-I’ve never played in front of anyone, so...” You admitted shyly, and the tall, yellow octopus just chuckled.

“I’m pretty sure they will love it. We can practice together.”

Well, you couldn’t refuse (especially when Koro-sensei offered to bring your favorite, foreign snacks...) and on class Christmas day you showed up with your acoustic guitar and a notebook full of chords and songs. Everyone was surprised and curious at how well you play guitar. After all, you’ve never even mentioned that you can play any instrument before. On the other hand, the class representative, and your boyfriend at the same time, immediately came up to you, asking if you were really okay; better than anyone else, Isogai knew that you didn’t like too much attention and big crowds. But you reassured him it was okay and promised your teacher you would do it, so you smiled at him and then took your seat under the blackboard with a wooden guitar on your lap.

The song you chose for the day was a song you wrote quite recently. It had a little bit of magic, and at the same moment it seemed very romantic and delicate. Even Karma seemed delighted with your beautiful play and soft voice that echoed from time to time between the walls of huge classroom.

At the end of the song, you decided to raise your gaze and simultaneously look at your all friends, three teachers and other half; everyone was really happy and positively speechless. So you gave Yuuma a slight wink, making him blush sweetly.

The young teenager definitely hoped you would show him more of your songs someday, not necessarily the happy Christmas carols Kaede and Ritsu asked for.

— ITONA (ft. dancing)

“... You never mentioned that you can dance.” He admitted softly, and you squeezed his smooth hand tighter.

“So... I mention it right now. It’s not a big deal, baby. I just ... like it and enjoy it a lot.” You giggled as you correcting the black sports bag over your shoulder, then opened the heavy door to the training room, immediately jumping up at the sound of loud squeals and greetings from your closest friends. “Guys, this is Itona Horibe, my boyfriend that I told to you before! Love, it’s Aki-chan, Yui-chan, Kazuya-kun, Saburo-kun, and our cameraman and editor Ryuu senpai. Most often, the five of us cooperate with each other when it comes to dance in groups of five people. And... today we are going to cover a song so I hope you’ll like it. I’ll go change and you all, please, don’t scare my boyfriend and give him something to drink!”

As a group leader, you often came up with choreographies and warm-ups for yourself and others. So, it couldn’t be otherwise this time. For the last week and a half you have been practicing the choreo you came up with and today you were supposed to record material for the video on your quite popular YouTube account. You were extremely excited, not only with the new content, but most of all with the fact that your beloved one would be able to watch it live and evaluate your skills that have been refined over the years. So as soon as you got back to the teens waiting for you, you kissed the light-blue-haired quickly on the right cheek and told him that he could sit against the wall, close to the table full of snacks and the contact for charging the phone.

Then you talked with everyone for a while, doing a short warm-up and reminding the cameraman about how to move the cam. A few short minutes later, you lined up in the middle of a huge white room with Ryuu in front of you. You knelt down in the center, of course, gently moving your shoulders to calm your rapidly pounding heart and heavy breathing, and when a song by Ariana Grande started playing all over the bright room, you all looked at the already activated camera, shaking your heads and then you got up from the wooden floor.

Itona... was speechless. He has never seen people dancing before, he has never even been interested in others, only you and what you like. Today he got to know your little passion, which turned out to be a breathtaking talent, and the boy wondered if you could do anything else; are you good at one specific dance genre or are you able to move your body in a completely different rhythm than he currently saw?

From Koro-sensei’s history lessons, when you two were in junior high, the eighteen-year-old remembered perfectly well that there is also classical dance, tango and breakdance. So could you also do that? He had to ask you about it later.

But now his curious gaze was focused on you and your huge, radiant smile, and the sound of feet hitting the ground. He also looked at your legs, tiny hands, stomach, and hair, while he wondered if he might learn to dance too, to be even closer to you and your hobby. After all, you looked so beautiful and so joyful... He wanted to share these emotions.

[queerofdenial]

4, 16, 40, 56, 89, 100

IVE LITERALLY TRIED POSTING THIS THREE TIMES i hate it here anyways let’s see if it works without the links i’m so sorry bestie

4. talk it up- sammy rae & the friends

16. canyon moon- harry styles (an excellent hacks playlist song that would be better if we’d had a Certified Fanfiction Moment in the broken down rolls)

40. drivers license- olivia rodrigo (the youth do not escape me)

56. celebrate the reckless- magic giant (no idea how this one got to be so high but werk)

89. heart of stone- abby mueller, six: live on opening night (sorry abs but the og album version with natalie paris is superior)

100. i’m trying (not friends)- maisie peters (another mystery playlist choice)

[tunabesimpin]

Thank you for the tag @kalu-luwa !!! I separated my post cause I can see this becoming very long TvT sorry if i shouldnt have!

ORIGINAL POST/ TAG! ^v^

Oc asks! : for Tuna!

😍 What's the most attractive personality trait a partner can have to them?

Being super playful or fun to be around! Basically a good sense of humor and always inviting you to do stuff! This can range from just playing video games together or watching youtube to actually going out to do stuff. Tuna just likes to be included and enjoys light-hearted joking!

🤣 What makes them crack up?

Potty humor, dad jokes, and cut-off jokes. They have old man humor. You show them a video with fart with reverb over someone tripping and they will very likely laugh. The man who got his free tacos only to drop them and video cuts off? HILARIOUS, COMEDY GOLD. Anything with a goofy sound replaced overtop the og noise? PURE GENIUS.

😡 What's one surefire way to make them angry?

Yell at them. Tell them their opinion is wrong, that they don't get a say in things, or they are absolutely gonna do something only because you know they will. This is 100% the most annoying thing for Tuna and they will just isolate/ stop talking to you LOL. If you push more they might snap at you with your most sensitive topics soooo watch your step.

😄 When are they at their happiest?

Listening to their fav music and playing around ^v^! Literally put on any song from their likes playlist while they want to play and they're on cloud 9. No thought only random flips and pacing to the song!

😭 What makes them sad?

Being the second choice/ left out completely- TvT The amount of times this has happened hurts, and usually Tuna finds out just on their own by chance. They'll pretend it doesn't change the friendship/ crush, but they usually just try to back off and not be clingy. This mostly applies when its one of their fav persons.

💋 What are kisses with them like?

Their kisses are either goofy and playful or quick and shy. Tuna loves to show affection, but never knows what's too much, so they play it safe bein a goof ball about it! But in some tender moments and after a lot of reassurance, Tuna will have the courage to give a sweet quick peck and then act like nothing happened behind a tomato red blush.

👻 What scares them?

Invasion of privacy and fear of depth (mostly at cliffs and deep ocean). Tuna can be paranoid on if they're being watched or if someone they don't trust/ know is too close. Cliffs are scary cause Tuna has a problem with depth perception. They still like hiking, but just nothing too steep. As for the ocean, they just really suck at swimming LOLOL. They never learned how to hold their breathe properly and are weak swimming. Also deep water is just really dark and has creatures yet to be discovered and as cool as that is it's also terrifying because Tuna is just a smol lil guy.

❤️‍🔥 What sets their heart aflame?

Include them in things and be physically affectionate. They're a hopeless romantic and will swoon at most acts of kindness. Head pats, back hugs, inviting them to hangout, Tuna is easy to please. Though surprisingly they don't fall often and even when they do you may never know.

🧠 What type of intelligence do they excell at? (Booksmarts, emotional intelligence, etc.)

They don't excel at anything LOL. If anything probably booksmarts? But it's more like jack of all trades, they just sorta logic their way through things and most times it works out for them. Just a lot of luck honestly.

🎂 How do they usually celebrate their birthday?

They get themselves a cake and their fav dinner! They don't really have a party or invite anyone since the incident (no one but their bestie came to their birthday despite inviting all their friends).

👗 What's their fashion sense?

They like comfy clothes! Tuna enjoys many styles and it really just depends if they feel in a certain mood! ^v^ But their most go to is big shorts and big shirt. Oversized clothes are great! Easy to move in and cozy.

❄️ How do they handle the cold?

They are a natural heater! Cold isn't too much a problem except for their piercings... Those metals get really cold so their ears tend to freeze the most! Otherwise Tuna just runs around a bit to warm up. Though they've never experienced weather below 4 Celsius.

and voila! the list is done LOLOL thank you again for the tag! Now no pressure tags! : @moomoomooing @oseathepebble @comingyourlugubriousness and anyone who wants to join in too! ^v^

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Thought I could be a dear and translate the one (1) short comic strip they translated in swedish. This is

I 💜 Ludmila

We have a problem!

Ludmila: What did you say?

This is Ludmila. The problem has got to do with her, so it’s a GIGANTIC problem ;)

It starts when Angie gives out the new song...

Angie: This song is gonna be sung by a pair!

Angie: The pair is Ludmila...

Ludmila: An excellent choice!

Angie: ...and Marco

Ludmila: Who?

You get it?

It doesn’t take long for Marco to do his first error.

Ludmila: Say that again if you dare!

Marco: Take it easy, Ludmila! I just said that Francesca...

Ludmila: What’s with her?

Marco: It’s just that she... she said that she doesn’t agree with you about how you sing in that part... not to be mean, of course!

Ludmila: Of course not!

Marco: But hey... can’t we just continue practising and pretend like I haven’t said anything?

Ludmila: Sure, Marco! That’s fine!

But of course Ludmila does NOT think it’s fine...

...everyone understands that the next day!

Francesca: Marco should’ve been here an hour ago!

Violetta: Hasn’t he sent a text to you?

Marco: Francesca! Here am I!

Francesca: You know we should’ve met an hour ago?

Marco: Yes, but I was forced to practise with Ludmila!

Violetta: If I remember correctly you said that you weren’t gonna practise today?

Marco: I know that, but Ludmila insisted. She said that if we didn’t practise the song more, Angie would...

Marco: *checks phone* ?

Marco: Ludmila? Come to the studio now? I know... the song... Angie... Okay, i’m coming!

And this was only the beginning!

The next thing that happened is completely horrible ;(

Violetta: Why does Ludmila suddenly want you to be there when she and Marco practise?

Francesca: No idea, but now i’m so curious I have to go look!

And here’s the answer!

Fran and Vilu: !!!

It’s impossible, but we see it with our own eyes!

Marco is holding Ludmila!

Francesca: Marco! What are you doing?

Marco: F-Francesca! She... I... she tripped and I captured her so she wouldn’t get hurt! That’s all!

Ludmila: Oops! Sorry, dear! It will not be repeated!

You get it? She did it on purpose because Francesca would see them. It was planned!

It’s just to ask Naty, so we get to know the truth...

Naty: Okay, I’ll tell... Ludmila wants to get revenge on Francesca by flirting with Marco! I tried to stop her but she would not listen. Sorry, girls!

Francesca: You heard what she said?

Violetta: Are you okay?

Francesca: I’m raged, Violetta! I feel like going to Ludmila and rip her eyebrows off!

Francesca: I can’t just let this happen! She can’t play with peoples feelings like that!

Francesca: But... I don’t wanna ruin the song for Marco either. Oh, this won’t be easy.

Francesca: What should I do?

Violetta: Well, I have a small idea...

Violetta: But you have to play along!

Francesca: ?

I explain my plan...

Marco: Are you sure this is gonna work?

Normally I don’t like to cause so much drama, but now it was a crisis!

Violetta: No!

Marco: Wait! I don’t want to!

Here’s the plan: Since Ludmila wants to make Francesca jealous, Marco will flirt with Ludmila and pretend he’s really into her!

I know it sounds crazy, but we have to do something quickly!

Marco: Hi Ludmila! The flowers are for you!

Ludmila: ?!

And it’s important that he goes all in! We need chocolate boxes, presents...

Ludmila: Oh... Thanks! I think.

...romantic poems...

Marco: And the hair color, the warm heart, it cannot be compared to...

Ludmila: Thanks, it’s nice, but now I have to go!

Even love confessions in front of the whole school!

Ludmila: SHUT UP!

I knew it would work!

Ludmila: I don’t like you, Marco! Understand? I will never like you! I was only pretending to like you to get Francesca jealous!

Francesca: Interesting!

Ludmila: !

Francesca: Then I think we’re done here!

Marco: Finally!

I’m so happy to help Francesca. She always helps me and I will always help her.

We’re besties, so it’s my job to protect her from Ludmila!

Luckily Marco and Ludmila can work together the upcoming days.

Even if it’s not always easy for Marco.

At last the song sounded great.

Ludmila is really good. If only she had only been a bit nicer...

No, that’s impossible! I know! :D