#EXCELLENT SONG CHOICES BESTIE

[singsweetmelodies]

Omg I enjoyed your dragon rider fic so so much!!! Definitely a fav.

One question. Did Pierre end up joining Lewis House?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! thank you so much for this ask 😍😍😍 that fic is my favourite child, just a little bit (🤭🥰) so it means the world that you enjoyed it <333

and as for your question! well 😏 i'm actually not going to answer it, but that's only because i do have a sequel in the back of my mind. i deliberately left the "will pierre join lewis' house?" question very open-ended in the main fic, to give me some nice space to explore it later... 👀 i don't know WHEN later is, unfortunately, because goodness knows there's a lot going on at the moment, lmao. but someday? i hope to give you the answer to that question in full fic form 😍😘 thanks again for asking!! ❤️🐲

[fetishfairytales2]

The Cucky ALPHAbet, Pt. 1 (Story)

Credit for the original concept of Brandi and Heather goes to [no longer active] and their excellent story “Besties”. Credit for the original concept of the “Cucky Alphabet” goes to Safeword Ignored Comics.

Each of the bolded letters corresponds to the letter from the song!

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Early morning…

"Oh, Brandi..." I cooed, still in Connor's arms after another round of mind-blowing sex. He was such a stud. "Stop, babe!" I giggled, feeling his lips on my neck. "You're going to get me turned on again!" We were about to go for round 3 when Brandi simpered into the room. "Mmmph?” She struggled to speak behind the lip gag I made her wear. Her perfect  permanent ‘o-face’ expression was so adorable! Just like a little dolly. And of course, Connor loved it for, uh, “ease of access”.

Sitting up in bed, I grabbed a used condom from the nightstand and threw it at Brandi. "Snack time, sweetie," I giggled. "But don't worry, there'll be plenty more alpha loads for you tonight." Brandi just looked at the condom, unsure of what to do with it. "Here are your options, dummy," I said, lying back on the pillow. "Either tilt your stupid sissy head back and suck it down, or I pour it in your diapee and you sit in it all night. Now hurry up and make your choice, loser.”

“Oh, yesss, good girl," I moaned, tossing my head back in pleasure. Watching my pathetic little Brandi humiliate herself never gets old. I started touching myself as I watched her suffer, spreading my legs and teasing my clit under the covers. I'm sure Brandi is completely focused on me, but it's also fun to tease Connor a little. Mmm, I loved to flaunt my perfect body for real men.

I giggled as I watched Brandi struggle to get all the cum out of the condom and accidentally give herself a facial. "Keep it there, cupcake. It suits you," I snickered. "Come over here, honey," I beckoned. Brandi had her hands cuffed behind her back and a hobble chain on her ankles, making her waddle across the room a slow and humiliating one. Her pink tutu flared, showing off her Disney princess Pampers. "So, did you have a good time watching cartoons, Brandi?" I laughed, feeling Connor reach around me to play with my tits right in front of my ex-boyfriend’s eyes. “Mmm, thank you Daddy,” I moaned, just to rub it in.

"Mmmph, mmph…" she replied, staring at the ground. "Why not, loser?" I smirked and looked towards the open door. "Did Mommy's moans bother you? I know you’ve never heard them before, those are sounds Mommy only makes for real men..." I turned and kissed Connor again, more passionately this time, taunting her further. "Sorry, sweetness. I know it must have been tough hearing Mommy in action. Probably made that little sissy stick of yours struggle in that little chastity cage you’re locked up so tight in, huh?"

Once again, Brandi had nothing useful to say, just gazing at her feet like they were fascinating. I had to physically lift her chin to make her look me in the eyes. "Big news, little girl!" I declared, giggling as her face lit up with hope for a second, as if anything good could possibly come from this situation. "Daddy and I are going on a date today!" Her face instantly fell back into a sullen expression. "But we need your help, my dear!" Brandi's concern grew as she realized where this was going. "You see?" I turned to face Connor, "I can't bear to see her sad face! It's just so heart-wrenching!"

"Listen here, you little bitch," Connor barked at the pathetic sissy, towering over her. "You're gonna stay put and clean this fucking house. No kinky or weird shit. And we ain't dealing with your sorry ass tonight." I rolled my eyes and turned Brandi towards me. "What Daddy meant to say is that he's taking me dancing! We'll be out probably all night and I didn't have time to ask Kylie or Lyndsey to come over. So you'll have to be a big girl while Daddy and I are out, got it?"

[california-112]

For your consideration: A TXF crossover with Dancing With The Stars

Dancing but also an investigation going on

Mulder and Scully getting lowkey jealous of eachother's partners

Having to engage with social media- Scully HATES this

Turns out they're both actually quite good dancers

They get so far through the competition that they start actually competing with eachother and it gets kinda intense

One of them wins? 👀 Who?

Hallowe'en week,,, Scully gets a slow serious creepy song/dance whilst Mulder gets the Ghostbusters theme

Are they undercover or openly FBI? Maybe one of them is undercover and the other not for ~tension~

If either of them is not undercover. The 'it must be an X-File 😉' jokes get old REALLY fast

GLITTER GLITTER GLITTER

Skinner is dancing too??? But he leaves in like week three and is super annoyed

Deep Throat or X randomly being on camera in the audience

Couples choice. Mulder refuses the sad backstory card of Samantha's abduction and instead does an epic musical homage to a sci-fi movie that he loves

Scully has a really emotional training week reel being like "This is for my dad who passed away...he was a navy captain and kinda absent but I loved him... :'(" and then the song is In The Navy by The Village People

MUSICAL WEEK Mulder is in HEAVEN because I do subscribe to the headcanon that he's a secret musical lover. He gets annoyed at the abridgement of the songs but other than that he gets to nerd out and it's excellent

There's a betting pool in the FBI over who will get further and also how far each of them will get

As much as I hate Hollywood AD what if it's after that. And they cannot live the film down. Nah actually pre-FTF would be funnier for the Tension™️

Costume puts Mulder in a wide-open shirt every other week for no reason

(Do we see his top surgery scars? 👀)

He gets really into the makeup process as well. By the fifth week he's doing his own foundation and other basics

Scully's costumes are initially quite reserved because she terrifies the costume people away from classic oversexualisation but as the show goes on she chooses to get more risqué

Both of them are always high on the popular vote

Filming training week videos makes Mulder super flustered but the audience just find that INCREDIBLY endearing and his ratings soar

The other celebrities would be people they know or at least have heard of? But none of the celebs have heard of them so it's lowkey one-sided fanning at the beginning before they all know eachother more personally

Maybe one of the celebs is someone who Scully REALLY admires and she's super shy around them but then they become besties

WHAT IF ONE OF THE CELEBS WAS YAPPI

Mulder makes friends with all the stage crew by the way. Specifically the lighting guys

No idea what the case would be but basically I think this would be hilarious

Feel free to add on!

[kiwiana-writes]

Happy sleepover weekend! 💕 I'll give you a choice: 1. What are some fics under 500 kudos that deserve some love? or 2. What's something really cool that's happened to you recently? or 3. What are your top 5 songs on Spotify?

BESTIE I HAVE NEVER MADE A CHOICE IN MY LIFE.

What are some fics under 500 kudos that deserve some love?

I did a list of these in October and again in January, so read everything on those, and then have some more:

When I Met You (I Could Not Speak) by some @sparklepocalypse person idk if you've heard of them. I missed this the first time around somehow but Y'ALL KNOW HOW I AM ABOUT FAIRYTALE FICS (the answer is fucking annoying) and I'm obsessed with this.

You love me! You love me? by anarchyat4am. Trans!Alex, falling into a relationship, soft-ass pining, it's about the Trust.

Something Borrowed, Something Blue by @anincompletelist. Y'all were SLEEPING on this as a WIP and it was to your detriment, but now it's finished you REALLY SHOULD get on that.

Come Back to Me by @hgejfmw-hgejhsf. Listen I'm an angst monster but this Kensington divergence is fucking STUNNING.

if i do not have (your) love, i am nothing by @read-and-write-. This one got me DEEP in my queer Catholic feelings, y'all. I'm really really cautious about which fics I read that tackle religion particularly as they pertain to Alex's feelings about it because Alex in the book's relationship to both his religion and his queerness is something very near and dear to my heart, but this is gorgeous and CRIMINALLY underrated imo

More Than Brick and Mortar by @cricketnationrise. Listen sometimes you're looking for something short and sweet and you're like "aww Brownstone POV that's cute" and then you're lying on the floor weeping about love. It's fine. I'm fine.

What's something really cool that's happened to you recently?

There's finally another @ships-to-sail collab on the docket, which the Schitt's Creek babes know leads to excellent things. Time for the dream team RWRB edition.

What are your top 5 songs on Spotify?

For my sins, I'm an Apple Music bitch, but:

[Sleepover Saturday]

[selfproclaimedunicorn]

4, 16 and 21 for the tav questions!

Thank you, omg, somehow I did not anticipate one of these 😅. Also I'm doing this for both my Tavs because I love Mardora & Guemarir equally

4: What would your Tav's romance scenes look like? How many would they have?

For Mardora, I think she'd have 4 if you picking her to spend time with at the Tiefling party counts? The first one/tiefling party would be pretty lowkey & sweet. Drinking together to celebrate & having a quick little kiss before Mardora sends Tav/Durge to bed because "we should make this choice with clearer heads;" the second one (also in Act 1) would be a "we have clear heads now" followup. Third scene is after you've unlocked some quest progression you can only do in Act 2/learned her backtory & Tav/Durge gets the option to be like "Mardora, you don't have to take care of me, let me take care of you this time" (save her from being a people pleaser, please). And then finally, in Act 3, there'd be a really sweet star gazing scene where she talks to Tav/Durge about dwarf stuff & reveals she's been calling them the sappiest, most intimate-&-reserved-for-life-partners pet-name in existence ever since hitting "excellent" opinion/reaching Act 3 (depending on when you hit scenes/vs approval)

Guemarir feels a little tougher to figure out because you are definitely, 100% able to flirt with him from moment 1. You meet that man & you are immediately able to tell him how pretty he is & how much you want to hit (because believe me bestie, he's doing the same). I think he'd have more than Mardora just by virtue of his own sluttery. Maybe 5? I do not know what is a normal amount of romance scenes because I've only finished Lae'zel's & I'm maybe only halfway done with Astarion's? This ain't about them though.

So I think Guemarir's tiefling party night would be him promising to stop being a tease & finally give Tav/Durge that dick after the party's died down & he's not entertaining people with his ✨️dulcet tones✨️ anymore. The second scene is about Guemarir having tiefling angst & daddy issues because by this point the refugees are on the way to Baldur's Gate & you've definitely encountered his dad, so he's having a rare moment of depth; Tav/Durge has the option to comfort him & give him a lil smooch, mayhaps cuddle by the fire at camp. Scene 3 is at the beginning of Act 2, & Guemarir apologizes for his moment of vulnerability "won't happen again, silly manwhore hours only from here on out," & Tav/Durge can talk him through not having to put on a persona with them because of sincere feelings. Guemarir is taken aback, but jazzed because this is new territory for him. Scene 4 is Guemarir trying very, very hard to take Tav/Durge on a "date" at camp; he made dinner, there's a tablecloth on a stump, he lit candles, he plays a love song on his lyre. It's very precious & he is doing his best to do sincere romance instead of "wham, bam, thank you ma'am/man." Last scene is in Act 3, Guemarir invites Tav/Durge to hang out with him & he has a really sweet talk with them about being grateful for them giving him the opportunity to have a romantic relationship instead of just a bunch of random hookups, Guemarir & Tav/Durge can fuck at the end of this scene, though.

16: What do they do for fun when not adventuring? What are their hobbies?

Mardora is a huge book worm, she reads a lot when not adventuring. Maybe not as much reading as Gale, but enough to discuss books with everyone's favorite magic item eating wizard to a pretty satisfying capacity on his end. She also keeps a very meticulous journal, & she knows how to make jewelry. She's not good at it, but she can do it, & being able to do something even kinda rudimentary with metal is a source of pride for her because Dwarf.

Guemarir's whole thing is being a wandering bard (and slut), so he's mostly just playing music. I feel like he's dabbled in poetry & writing his own compositions, but never in any kind of serious way he likes showing to people. He also knows a lot about tea & is a pretty decent cook!

21: Describe a defining moment from their past which makes them who they are today!

When Mardora was the dwarf equivalent to, like, 10, she got separated from her mom while they were out-and-about, & it was a priest of Moradin who calmed little Mardora down & helped her. That plus getting the virtues of the dwarffather & of helping others in a personal, one-on-one way while looking for her mom left a big impression & very much laid the foundations for a lot of later events that turned her into the Mom Friend Ultimate Good Guy she is by the start of the game.

13-year-old Guemarir was forever altered when he met his dad for the first time & found out he's the son of his mom's patron. Until then he just kind of...had not questioned why a half-elf's kids were tieflings? He probably had some theories about a tiefling baby daddy, but learning him & his 2 siblings are fully a demon's kids & that he's got boocoo half siblings left an impression. Especially since his dad is just, like, really invested in having a lot of (his own) kids at his disposal "if he needs them." That whole thing just really made him...kinda judgemental & gave him some very, very hard stances on making deals with devils.

[eggtrolls]

1, 9, 24, 25

excellent choices bestie

Song of the year?

Big Streaming (Spotify) wants me to say that it's Bad Thing Twice by pop singer-songwriter phenomenon Carly Rae Jepsen. and they're right.

9. Best month for you this year?

January!

24. Did you keep any New Year’s Resolutions?

To some extent, yeah! My New Year's resolutions were something to the effect of 'do it scared' and 'commit to the bit' (in which the bit is your life) and I did things that were difficult in spite of being scared/wanting to stay in my comfort zone and remained committed to living and building a life I enjoy. had some sadness, made some dumb choices I may live to regret but for all that it's been a tumultuous year personally and globally, I enjoyed a lot of 2023.

25. Did you create any characters (in games, art, or writing) this year? Describe one.

Not exactly. No one knows about my secret fanfiction that I keep telling people about so that's not exactly characters I created BUT I did pitch @roycohn on several original ideas (mainly fucked up women doing fucked up things, ranging from cross-country roadtrips to environmental terrorism) and she seemed to like them so. maybe the 2024 resolution will be to actually put something down on paper and come up with really cunty side characters with names like [can't reveal this name because it's the name of my friend's subletter but trust me it's GOOD]

[purecommemasolitude]

top 5 retj songs

NOO bestie how could YOU make ME pick

okay this is a tad bit late but

5. Le duel - this is the one that barely made the list f in the chat. It can work, but it can also fall flat, which balances out the great versions to fall here

4. Coupables - As much as I think RetJ generally excels more at big ensemble numbers than solos, this one simply does not make the cut to go any higher. It's great and sad, just not AS great as the higher songs

3. Demain - actually this one could be changed with coupables tbh. But this is the one that gave me goosebumps the first 200 times i listened to it, plus there's just so many opportunities for cool staging (don't get me wrong staging for Coupables is funky but it's a simplicity-is-the-best-policy then whereas for Demain you can do So Much) not to mention this is one of the few songs that actually treats Juliette as an equal main character (essentially I'm miffed Romeo gets songs that aren't about Juliette, but Juliette gets way less songs and when she does get her own song, it usually just revolves around Romeo)

2. C'est pas ma faute - ahh angsty tybalt my beloved. But actually, even aside from character enjoyments and tunes, I find cpmf really interesting because of how it explores the effects Verona's hatred has in a much more interesting (IMO) way from most La haines, with the exception of Hungarian & Ozuki Tooma La haines (okay ozuki tooma is a person not a production i know this But i feel like her tybalt acting choices justify the lyrics) and also from the perspective of a character who has felt its effects in a less "acceptable" way?? idk if that makes sense but I just think it's neat :) also a very interesting exploration of tybalt's character as well as verona

La vengeance - yknow after typing the last one I'm reconsidering having this be first and that be second akjhg. but like i said even during its worst, i feel like retj excels at big group numbers, and this was the first song for which when i watched it in my first watch-though (excluding songs i already knew) i went "oh i LIKE this" because it's just so oogh yknow? it's so atmospheric and really augments (is that a word in English.) the emotion and feeling of the stakes and it's like. well. it's just oogh. plus it's also a really neat example/case study of how verona's endless cycle of violence continues! and the little dialogue bit before for lady c is a really funky wunky look into the capulet family world + dynamics

[queerofdenial]

4, 16, 40, 56, 89, 100

IVE LITERALLY TRIED POSTING THIS THREE TIMES i hate it here anyways let’s see if it works without the links i’m so sorry bestie

4. talk it up- sammy rae & the friends

16. canyon moon- harry styles (an excellent hacks playlist song that would be better if we’d had a Certified Fanfiction Moment in the broken down rolls)

40. drivers license- olivia rodrigo (the youth do not escape me)

56. celebrate the reckless- magic giant (no idea how this one got to be so high but werk)

89. heart of stone- abby mueller, six: live on opening night (sorry abs but the og album version with natalie paris is superior)

100. i’m trying (not friends)- maisie peters (another mystery playlist choice)

[benjaminloveable]

39 Best BFF Gifts to Delight Your Close Friendship

Have you ever wondered, in a world of 8 billion people, what are the chances of meeting someone who has the same sense of humor and movie choices as you, or simply someone who dislikes the same things as you?

Your best friend has been there for you through it all: they've offered you advice when you needed it, celebrated your triumphs, listened as you sobbed, and created the most wonderful memories with you.

When your best friend's birthday arrives, it may seem impossible to locate something as fantastic as your friend. When was the last time you hugged your bestie and told her how much you adored her? Let's get right into our wishlist of birthday gifts for your BFF that will surprise you!

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My suggestion:

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[toournextadventure]

Just started playing Jedi Fallen Order (before I reinstalled Farcry 5) and was planning to dl the Star Wars OST next time I'm at my PC

I'm honestly surprised I don't have the Mass Effect one and now I feel sad 🥺

I'm slack with my anime so I still haven't seen AoT yet, but the few songs I have are great and will deff check out the OST.

Speaking of Anime you should check out the Demon Slayers OST :3

As for the rest of the list I will also check them out, thanks! And by all means you can throw your entire list at me, I won't complain. ☺️

Ooooh Fallen Order is really good, excellent choice

Listen, ME was the first game to ever make me cry and is legit, without hesitation, my favourite game series of all time INCLUDING Andromeda, I do not accept Andromeda slander on this blog 😤

Listen, it's the only anime I watched and it was only because my brother and his gf enticed me, but at this point? I watch it BECAUSE of the OST (even though it is pretty good on its own too). I've seen a few episodes of Demon Slayer and I really liked it! I need to start it up again and listen in 🤔

Don't tempt me bestie, I'll find my youtube playlist with all the good stuff to send your way 😂

[monzabee]

https://www.tumblr.com/monzabee/716322426135478273/i-did-see-it-and-im-so-happy-for-him-he

All excellent choices !!

I think my faves atm are

Paris

You’re on your own,kid

Mastermind

Karma

-💖

oh i love paris!! it's such a fun song and i can't put the amount of seratonin karma provides for me in those 3 mins and 25 seconds!!😭😭🥹

i think your choices are so slay bestie!! 🩷🩷❤️❤️💜💜

[fetishfairytales2]

The Cucky ALPHAbet, Pt. 2 (Story)

Credit for the original concept of Brandi and Heather goes to [no longer active] and their excellent story “Besties”. Credit for the original concept of the “Cucky Alphabet” goes to Safeword Ignored Comics.

Each of the bolded letters corresponds to the letter from the song!

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Late Afternoon…

Connor and I were so drunk that we could barely make it from the Uber to the front door. "Come on, loser," he slurred as he walked in, "quit being a fairy and get in here!" He stumbled through the house, laughing obnoxiously as he looked for Brandi. Impatiently, he made his way to the living room where he found her passed out on the couch. "Aww, isn't that cute," I giggled, "we loaded her up with so many tasks, she's exhausted." Connor snorted and grabbed Brandi by the pigtails. "Wake up, bitch," he laughed, yanking her up to her feet.

"Aww, my little cupcake," I smirked, looking down at Brandi in her tutu and wet diaper. "Did you tinkle in your Pampers because you're terrified of my man? Pathetic!" Connor spanked Brandi so hard it brought tears to her eyes. “That’s right bitch boy,” he slurred, “cry you emasculated little fairy.” 

I laughed watching my sissy cuck have a temper tantrum. "It’s okay sweetie,” I reassured her with a hand on her slumped shoulder. “You're such a good girl for being scared of him!" She looked up at me with the saddest eyes I had ever seen. God I was enjoying every moment of this. "You did this to yourself," I shrugged, "now you're stuck with your choices!"

"Come on, Brandi," Connor boomed impatiently and yanked on her pigtails like she was his little pet on a leash. I smirked at her terrified expression. "Don't look at me for help," I snickered. "You know Connor’s fucking me in front of you, and I definitely won't be sucking his whiskey dick until he gets hard..." I cackled as Brandi understood what she would be doing tonight. I could hear her pathetic whimpers as Connor threw her onto the bed. 

I climbed onto the bed next to my sissy toy’s shaking body and, very slowly, started to unbutton my shirt. "Oh my god, I want to see your massive dick in her slutty mouth, babe," I moaned, now only in my bra and tight jeans. "Dude, get that gross shit out of your mouth," Connor roared as he ripped the pacifier gag out of Brandi's mouth, almost taking her teeth too. He then quickly unzipped his jeans and threw his shirt on the floor, leaving him in just his boxers. "Kiss that fucking hot, hunky chest," I hissed in Brandi's ear

"Mmm, that's it, Brandi," I moaned, loving when we degraded her like this. “Kiss all the way down his abs and get all the way to his hips." Connor grabbed a hold of my ass, and kissing me deeply, pinning Brandi between us, her mouth just inches from Connor's massive cock. "Use your teeth on them," I giggled down at Brandi between kisses, just as I noticed her reaching the waistband of Connor's boxers. "Pull them down, slowly, with your teeth," I insisted, smirking at her. “Run your tongue around the shaft too…”

Helpless Sissy Brandi spent the next 30 minutes getting her throat stretched and gagging on Connor's cock. "Good girl, you're such a talented cocksucker," I laughed as I massaged her throat and stroked her hair. She couldn't stop crying and when I pinched her nose shut, she sobbed even more. "How does it feel?" I whispered in her ear. "How does it feel to fluff another man’s giant cock before he gets to fuck your girlfriend?"

“Finally!" I laughed, enjoying the sight of tears streaming down Brandi's face as she struggled to get Connor hard after his drunken night. "Move, bitch," he pushed Brandi aside. "Wait, wait," I snickered, getting a deliciously cruel idea. I bent over on all fours and glanced back at Connor, winking at him. "Let her be of use," I suggested. 

As drunk and horny as he was, Connor just shrugged in agreement, while Brandi looked at me with confusion and certainty that this wouldn't end well for her. I motioned for her to come closer and whispered in her ear as Connor stroked his dick behind me, getting even harder. “Don’t think of it like being humiliated,” I pouted at Brandi; “think of it as being helpful!”

"Come on, Daddy," I purred, shaking my ass as Connor got behind me. "Let me feel all of you... and let Brandi assist." Brandi hesitated until I gave her a stern look and cleared my throat. "Don't make me count to three," I warned her. She gulped and tremblingly reached for Connor's massive cock, guiding it toward my wet pussy. "Mmm," I moaned as Connor's head rubbed against my clit. "Good girl, insert it for Daddy. Do all the work to help him fuck your girlfriend. Guide him in with your hand."

As Connor teased me with his cock, I jangled the key to Brandi's chastity cage, getting her attention. "You've been such a good girl," I cooed, unlocking her plastic pink spiked cage as she stood in front of me. "Now, stay in your corner like a good little sissy," I demanded, as my real man started fucking me like a pornstar. 

With each thrust, I could feel myself getting closer and closer to climax as his massive cock brought me so much pleasure. Moans and curses spilled from my mouth as I gripped the sheets. "Oooh f-fuck," I moaned, staring into Brandi’s eyes as he stroked his tiny clit. “Mmm, go-good girl…” Connor was grunting harder now, right on the edge. 

I looked over at the suffering sissy again. “Y…you better not…fuck…cum bitch!” I scolded him. “I want…want you, oh fuck Connor!” He sped up as he reached orgasm, “don’t stop baby, please. I want our little slut jacking her little clitty while she stands in the corner watching us…! OH FUCK!” I shook, reaching my orgasm and collapsing to the bed.

“Oh my god!” I laughed, straddling Connor's strong body. "That was amazing, baby. I can not get enough of you." I pulled him close for a passionate kiss, only to be interrupted by Brandi's pathetic attempt to pleasure herself. "Poor little sissy, even Connor’s kisses are better than yours. Don't you dare touch yourself anymore, you're not allowed to get off like a real man. Seriously, what kind of loser just watches while another man scores with your girlfriend?"

Connor was laughing at the pathetic cuckold. “A pathetic fucking loser,” he answered for Brandi. She was crying again, but who cares? She was always crying. "She might as well be a girl with all that makeup she's wearing," Connor teased, making us both laugh. I kissed him, loving how he humiliated our little cuckold. "Get your ass over here, bitch!" Connor barked as I watched with glee. Brandi hesitantly made her way over to the bed, kneeling next to the real man in my bedroom. "Good slut,” Connor said as he roughly grabbed Brandi by the chin, “you still have my cum dried on your face. I want you to savor it bitch. Oh, and that's a nice dress you're wearing! Why don't you give us a little twirl?"

I had an idea, a very bitchy idea! I pointed at the foot of the four poster bed. “Oh my God! You’ll love this Brandi. You’re gonna be our little stripper for the night, got it?” Brandi tried to protest, but Connor grabbed her by the pigtails again and yanked her up. “You heard her, bitch. If she wants you to dance then fucking dance.” I giggled with excitement. “Let's see you wiggle that Pampered ass on the pole!” I cheered as Brandi reluctantly followed the command, slowly stripping off her tutu as she danced. “Wow, look at that sissy slut go!” I cackled as Brandi danced as best as she could. “So hot, she's such a good little whore!” I catcalled and whistled.

"Enough of this shit," Connor said, losing interest in watching the feminized loser strip in front of him. “Get him out of here while I go take a shower.” He walked into the bathroom shaking his head at how pathetic Brandi was. "You're no fun," I complained, rolling my eyes. As he left, I sat cross-legged on the bed and looked at the crying sissy. "How could you?" Was all she managed asked, still sobbing. I grabbed my dirty thong off the floor and cleaned my pussy with them before tossing them at Brandi. "Put them in your mouth or I'll have Connor come back out here and spank you." Without hesitation, she gagged herself with the panties.

I just laughed at how sad Brandi still looked. “Seriously? It's been a whole year and you're still shocked? You cheated and now you're dealing with the consequences. Plus, let's be real, your dick is embarrassingly small. I'm a size queen, so if I had known before how small it was? We never would have been a thing. Gross. I can't deal with tiny dicks. Ew!” I pointed toward the door. “New game bitch, let’s call it role reversal, you’re going to be our maid! Go finish your chores and clean the house. NOW!”

[preraphaeliteknight]

Yes!!! Great choices! Mine are Terrible Love (Alternate Version), Fake Empire, The System Only Dreams in Total Darkness, I Need My Girl, and Weird Goodbyes. I’m excited for the new album if it’s as good as Tropic Morning News!

It probably was The National that Taylor was crying over, but are they played at bars?! I think she was just at home and drunk and staring at the Yankees hat and playing all The National songs to make herself sad!

These are excellent picks bestie! I’ve pre-ordered the new album and I’m so excited. And that’s without even taking Phoebe and Sufjan into account, who I also love!

You’re right in that one doesn’t often hear the National in bars though. But like most of Hits Different I imagine it could be hyperbolic. Like you said, maybe she was just at home and being dramatic about it 🥺😂

[crimsongrimoire]

realized I did not post anything about it here fun life event happened

saw mcr. was amazing. vibes were off the charts. little sad I had no chance to get a tour shirt but it was fun I went with my best friend and it was great we had a blast. here's the cute lil message they put up before they walked out onstage, sick ass fire effects during the intro of mama or sleep i cant remember they both did it and bookended welcome to the black parade which was odd but alright. when i tell you i grabbed my friend when they started playing the intro voicemail to sleep, and the second of two times gerard straight up laid on the floor which to be fair! that was in the encore he deserved floor time we made him come back

[hanzajesthanza]

#witcherweekly: aug 31st (pt. 2/3)

the battle of the bridge

august 31st, day — baptism of fire ch. 7 — after beginning to travel at dawn, and stopping to water the horses, the company seeks a ferry to take them across the yaruga. they find and board one (collectively bullying the ferryman into taking them) but quickly become embroiled in a battle between nilfgaardian and rivian forces.

tumblr limits me to ten photos per post, but to summarize the best parts of the ferry ride, some of our heroes’ aristeiai, which, you may notice, are all motivated by the same thing: protecting one another.

regis is shot in the chest with an arrow (he’s okay) and then delivering the line “did you think i could be harmed by any old bit of wood?” … milva, mistaking regis for dead and enraged by this, begins to shoot at the nilfgaardians, and amongst them kills an officer and his compatriots at a great distance, greater than nilfgaardans could shoot accurately, “she began to shoot. quickly. arrow after arrow. not one missed its target.” (also quoting her father but we don’t learn it’s her father’s saying until later :’))

dandelion, against all the others’ advice, waves his arms and yells wildly to try to get the lyrian and rivians’ attention that they’re on their side. two arrows fly directly at him, and geralt deflects them both, which he claims is the first time he’s ever done that

however, the greatest display of excellence and heroics occurs when milva’s life is at stake — the stress and exertion of the ordeal of the ferry ride on the yaruga takes its toll, and milva miscarries her pregnancy of ten weeks.

regis leaps to her medical aid, but the company is stuck in the middle of a raging battle. their only choice… is to go directly through it.

just when the rivian forces are about to retreat, geralt and cahir work together to muster them… all for the sake of saving milva: “i don’t give a shit about this war. this is about milva.”

cahir demonstrates his proficiency as an officer in mustering terrified troops;

quick translation sidenote: unfortunately, this was mistranslated in the english edition, something i realized when listening to the polish audiodrama in which cahir’s voice actor gives a stunning performance, absolutely screaming at the top of his lungs “NA BINDUGĘ! BIJ!! ZABIJ!!!”

like “for (on) binduga! fight!! KILL!!!” … cahir really canonically has a “calling all besties….. KILL!” moment

so you can imagine my disappointment when i revisited to the english audiobook and cahir says “to the timber port… death to the dogs!” … he doesn’t yell “kill!” 🥺…? much less impactful and intimidating…

furthermore, it seems that through all of the UK 2nd edition (because this is present in chapter 3 of tower of the swallow as well), any mention of red binduga and the rivian defeat at it was replaced with “timber port” . i don’t know why.

they succeed in mustering the troops but are then faced with a decision, a point of no return, and a flourishing demonstration of alliance: cahir has to fight against the nilfgaardian army, which he was once a part of. and he does so, without hesitation…

(even if it means being on opposing sides with his friend morteisen, who throws cahir from his horse and almost kills him, before realizing who it is, faltering, and then being killed himself 😭)

but what i really wish to point out is this:

two brothers in arms, two allies and comrades — in an encounter with a common foe, in an uneven battle. and that was their baptism of fire. a baptism of shared fighting, fury, madness and death.

it is worth pointing out that the polish editions of baptism of fire, chrzest ognia, have a preface* to the book: lyrics from the dire straits song “brothers in arms” (1985). technically, this makes baptism of fire (1996) a songfic ;)

* note that all of the witcher books in the saga have prefaces, but in the english editions these prefaces are sometimes omitted, perhaps due to copyright law?

this scene, this ending, is the culmination of the entire book. a shared baptism of fire, a purifying ordeal, among brothers in arms, willing to risk their lives for one another.

to be continued in a following post…

[a03bkdk]

no quirks bkdk fic rec list (p 2)

thirsty gay wingman fic by lalazee

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Oct 11, 2019 "Thinkin abt besties-since-birth BkDk goin to college together, Dk begrudgingly bein Bkg's wingman w/chicks & lamenting his big gay crush. One nite, Bkg cant get laid, hes drunk in a shitty mood, so Dk propositions him, which turns into the best night ever & the WORST consequences."

My tweet got 366 likes & 66 reblogs, so that was more than enough reason to write about it.

romeo and romeo by supercrunch

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There’s a nasally howl from the neighbour’s place. Izuku looks up – it’s the very loud, very blond guy living in the unit opposite. They’re technically in separate blocks but their balconies are close enough they can see into each other’s living rooms. He’s dancing around in his pyjamas. Yodelling at the top of his lungs off-key, swinging his Pomeranian around by the armpits like a furry ragdoll. “You’re a dog! You’re a fluffy little yellow dog and you’re a pain in the ass but you’re still my favourite shit-stain, yeah!”

Izuku bursts out laughing. The neighbour’s head whips around. He yelps when he sees him, tossing the dog on the couch and scrambling out of view to hide in the hall.

Izuku drops the watering can and runs back inside to find his phone.Small Might: Guys. I've decided i have a crush on my neighbour.

(quarantine baking: a balcony romance)

mechanical bull by warschach

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Katsuki has a track record of bad choices, it's a condition, but Izuku might be the one choice that's right.

battle of the bands by roadtripwithlucifer

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'The rules are simple. Battle of the Bands. Local bands send in a single track to the radio station, and ten tracks are selected. Over the coming month, the songs play on the station and listeners vote on the top five. The top 5 play a live concert as part of a music festival, then the top 3 at a larger, indoor venue. The top two have the honor of opening on the first stop of All Might’s retirement tour – here. In Izuku’s home town. And finally, the winner gets the ultimate prize. Getting to spend the rest of the tour, forty cities, across the country as All Might’s opener. Three months. Same tour bus. Shoulder to shoulder with the greatest musicians the world has ever known.'Izuku Midoriya is a broke college student presented with the opportunity of a lifetime. But winning isn't gonna be easy, especially when one band's aggressive blonde frontman seems to be dead-set on making Izuku's life a living hell.

oh my god! they were roomates! by phatye

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“Don’t go through my shit, and if there’s a tie on the door, then fuck off!” Katsuki growled. “...what?” he asked. Katsuki glared at him. “This is fucking college, and I plan on getting laid a lot! I don’t need some nerd cockblocking me! And what is with all the fucking toys here!” Katsuki had moved over to his shelves. “Are you a fucking child or something?!” This was not what he was expecting.

shades of blue by young_crone

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Echoes filtered down the white hall as he descended the stairs toward the locker rooms, reverberating from the pool. A whistle, the sound of breaking water. He swiped the towel over his face, paused. The sliver of cerulean catching the sinking sun pouring through the skylights, the red and white lane buoys, the burn of chlorine.Izuku ran a hand through his curls, snagging on a knot. The clock on the wall reminded him how late it was. A minute wouldn't hurt. He worried his lip. Just a glimpse.

k-9 by warschach

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Izuku takes in a stray on one rainy night, except it's not a dog, it's a dog shifter who goes by the name, Katsuki. After the initial wave of panic and embarrassment, Izuku thinks his new pet/roommate is pretty cute.

sucker punch by warschach

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But, whatever, Disney Boy over there was—

Prettying up real damn good that Katsuki got kind of distracted—totally understandable, like god those CGI pine eyes—and didn’t see the straight path he made for the metal trash bin in the center of the area until he was tipping forward and waist deep in discarded bottles, plates, balled up tissues sticky with he prayed was chocolate ice cream and nacho cheese.

Mina howled behind the gate. “Look, Katsuki returned to his home.”

(or Katsuki works security at Six Flags and moonlights as a derby dude and continuously looks uncool around Izuku)

may I take your order, dipshit? by supercrunch

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So, like, maybe Bakugou wasn’t really the best choice for this whole pizza delivery shindig.

(Midoriya in love, Bakugou in denial, and way, way too much cheese.

A BakuDeku romance in thirty minutes or less. )

raise me so high (your sins become my pedestal) by stardust_painter

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After his boyfriend cheats on him, Izuku wants to do something stupid. The question is how stupid does he want to be.

The answer is very stupid apparently.

eye for an eye or whatever by tobiyos

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“I’ll make it up to you!” Izuku says brightly, lifting his head from Katsuki’s lap.

Katsuki’s eyes narrow but he isn’t still pushing Izuku away so. Progress. “Fuck are you gonna do to make it up to me?”

“Hmm…” Izuku says quietly, tapping at his chin. “Oh! You’re still a virgin, right?”

Katsuki chokes on his own spit and promptly renews his efforts of pushing Izuku away by the forehead. “Fuck off,” he wheezes, “get out of my room.”

leap of faith by ladyofsnails

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Midoriya Izuku is just a random kid who loves art, analyzes everything, and is obsessed with the (in)famous hero Mighty Spider. He's got a loving mother, a great uncle, and maybe not too many friends that aren't those two but he's working on it.

And then a random cute boy shows up at his school, a spider bites him, he meets his hero under the worst possible conditions, and it all goes to hell. Now he's got villains on his tail, a promise to keep to a dead guy, and a washed-up hobo as his mentor.

Here goes nothing.

green is the warmest color by gloriousporpoise

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“Woah, someone call the fire department,” Eijirou says, elbowing Katsuki squarely in the ribs. “That guy is smokin.’”

“I literally hate you.”

Here’s the thing, though. Eijirou’s a certified dumbass, but his current observation isn’t even a little bit wrong, much to Katsuki’s displeasure.

“Think you can get his number?”

Or, Bakugou is a painter without a muse.

you and i collide by ethereals

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And not that Bakugou’s the type to sexualize a potentially dead body; especially one that he just accidentally murdered, but the man has some pretty solid DSL’s. He would hit it, with more than just his car.

OR

in which rich fratboy! bakugou is a badass who accidentally hits poor med student!izuku with his car and chaos ensues therefore.

97.6 FM by jamjars

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Izuku can’t stop listening to the radio host with the deep voice who sounds like he’s stuck in 2010. It’s a harmless crush. That is until he starts calling into the show under the pseudonym Deku.

Or Radio Host! Baugou x Listener! Midoriya

give me that sweet love by xsxuxgxax

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Things Katsuki needs to excel at: be hot, be clever and pretend to be nice, let Izuku kiss him publicly, let Izuku fuck him privately…

(sugar baby katsuki and sugar daddy izuku pretty much)

dance with me by astralchaos

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Mina pulled up a video of a young man, seemingly teen, dancing to a popular new hit, and Izuku felt his heart drop to his stomach. His skin prickled and felt clammy as he started sweating nervously, not daring to move or make a noise. His eyes were glued to the screen but he didn’t see anything – his brain was too busy going into overdrive and freaking out.

Because Mina was showing him a video of himself. The one he uploaded last night.

How on Earth did she find this? He had barely a few thousand views, he wasn’t popular, and it’s not like he was even any good, especially compared to her or Kacchan–

“That move was sexy as hell,” Kacchan said, and that was when Izuku realized that his childhood friend – his longtime crush – also leaned in to watch the video Mina was showing him.

puppies puppies by Esselle

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"So after doing all that," Katsuki says, "you're just going to settle here? Tatting up wannabe bad boys?"

"You think all guys who have a lot of tattoos are wannabes?" Midoriya asks, so smoothly that it throws Katsuki.

"Wh—no, I mean—maybe!" Katsuki says. "You'd know best, wouldn't you? Are you a bad boy?"

The words are out of his mouth before he even realizes it, and he regrets them immediately. There's a figurative list of things that one should never do, and probably high up on it is asking dark-haired sailors with ocean green eyes and black swirls of ink all across their barely concealed muscles if they are bad boys.

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Katsuki thinks he has everything he needs in life: a successful pet shop, an occasionally reliable assistant, and the unconditional love of the twenty puppies he’s raising for adoption. But when the tattoo parlor next door hires Midoriya Izuku, a hot sailor with an affinity for dogs, it makes Katsuki wonder if he might need something more.

Like… a piece of that ass. Maybe. He’s figuring it the hell out as he goes.

im gonna make a part 3 later ergaegrggjnjuvuh