#ESPNs

[gatorsportsfan]

Oklahoma Sooners land three in ESPN’s top 50 college football transfers from the portal era

The Oklahoma Sooners have had a ton of success in the transfer portal as they have landed three of the top 50 of all-time according to ESPN.

[reddwoods]

happy pride????

[dilfcontent]

JASON KELCE (and Eagles) naked for ESPN Body Issue (2019).

[allfor-thegames]

i love the idea of aaron going to med school and telling no one he played collegiate exy.

he introduces himself as aaron from palmetto state and exactly one time someone says "wild about all the drama with the exy team a few years back, that must've been crazy on campus" and aaron's just like "yea."

his fun fact is that he has a twin brother.

aaron has one tshirt for the team andrew is on (curtesy of katelyn) and people comment that they didn't know he was an exy fan the first time he wears it (it was the only clean shirt left) and he says "i'm not, really. i haven't followed it since undergrad."

neil sends katelyn and aaron tickets for his first pro away game in their city and people are like "and why is neil josten sending you these very nice tickets?" and aaron just says "katelyn cheered for psu."

[arkangelo-7]

I bet that Bruce Wayne and Tim Drake, as the Batfamily’s resident corporate America breadwinners, have to occasionally go play a round of golf to keep up appearances with WE shareholders. The only problem is that they’re both fucking terrible at golf.

And when I say they’re bad, like, holy shit, they are really bad. For two people who often have to save the universe with their intelligence, concentration, and ability to effectuate incredibly complex, precision-reliant plans, they are both somehow really, really fucking awful at golf of all things.

Bruce, at least, has the Brucie Wayne disguise to hide how absolutely awful he is at golf. Which totally works for him, because he hates the reminder that he is inherently terrible at something. So, whenever he’s dragged out for a round with Lucius and the WE board members, he just pretends to get super drunk, act a little more clumsy then normal, and hits on the caddy until everyone just writes him off as too much of an ditz to put any effort into his golf swing. It drives Lucius nuts, because he actually likes golf and he thinks Bruce is just pretending to be bad as part of his cover for Batman—there is at least one occasion where he asks Bruce to show a little more decorum on the course and actually try to play, and Bruce just… blue screens. Because in reality he is actually horrible at golf and he needs the excuse of “dumbass Brucie Wayne” or his ego will implode.

Tim, however. Poor Tim.

Tim, unfortunately does not get to play the idiot to cover up his absolute shit golf game. (There is only so much room in the family for idiots and he has to keep up appearances as Jack and Janet Drake’s son.) As such, he avoids any and all golf courses as much as possible—but everyone once in a while there’s a potential merger or business deal he needs to discuss with someone important, and the best way to get the deal done is on a golf course. So Tim has to spend the next three and a half hours of his life torturing himself through a round of golf. (He ends up losing twelve balls, taking seven swings on a Par 3, somehow broke his putter, and tripped into a bunker.) The only upside is that his pure determination to actually finish the round, despite how godawful he is, is usually what actually convinces the investors/partner/board members agree to work out a deal with him.

But it’s best (or worse) when Bruce and Tim play golf together. It isn’t often—stories of their infamously terrible golf games means that most people will only invite one of them at a time—but inevitably they do end up on a course together at one point, and holy fuck, it is a miracle they don’t burn the place down.

[nottodayjustin]

May 7th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day

[1-800-fantasy]

my god a helix on paige i need her so bad

[landopics]

[chalamet-chalamet]

12/7/24-Timothée always has doubters eating their words. He’s also a massive sports fan so this tracks.

[pierremcguire]

[mysharona1987]

Every sports journalist talking about OJ Simpson right now.

[main-character-magazine]

Nick Bosa | ESPN Magazine (2019)

[turbolainen]

seth jarvis talks to schneider, weekes on nhl now

[alshaverpressbox]

score a goalie goal you gotta get manhandled by your A. sorry I don't make the rules minnesota wild @ st. louis blues, 15 october 2024

[apr1lias]

GIRL THE SPRINT LOGO IS LITERALLY THE F1 LOGO FUCK OFF