#EMPHASIS ON SHITPOST

[jokerwoker]

listen.

i was going to say ui wouldnt miss

buuuuut

i think pre :re he wouldve

but during :re he wouldnt miss

ok? ok

but hairu is the one youd want to hire do not hire ui to do it ok

ok bye

[did-someone-say-aliens]

last night i was crying, and i hugged my cat and he used his back paw to shove my face away from him. then today, I had nuggets and I had to hold my plate up in the air and use my other hand to keep his face away because he kept trying to get them. Here are the artistic interpretations

[artkaninchenbau]

For the record, I did figure that out a long time ago, it just gets funnier the more time passes

[jounosparticles]

this resonates with me

[undead-knick-knack]

You

Your Biological Daughter

This is what can happen when you're not involved in your spawn's life

[faespacecritter]

I cracked the code!!

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

how da FUOCK do people draw angel dust and husk in the original style or original design so well aldmjdlend I can literally only draw vaggie and it never looks 100% accurate or good

im not even kidding you guys are the coolest if you can do that

[octotriosimp]

Not worth it

[pjsk--shitposts]

Whoever approved her color palette is being added to my list of enemies

[laurelwen]

Why Alex was so cranky when Nigel woke him up.

[fitzrove]

Fun facts about crown prince rudolf 🥰💖

Crown Prince Rudolf of Austria was this super tragic figure whose super tragic life was always tragic and very sad. Also he was an irredeemably evil sexist jerkface and if you like him you're a pick me girl who wants WOMEN TO DIE,, anyway here are some fun facts about him!

He died in 1889 from suicide :( Or he may have been murdered by French agents sent by his friend Clemenceau,, listen I know they were friends who were aligned politically, but Empress Zita said this ~40 years after Rudolf's death, and because she's distantly related to him through marriage it must 100% be true!

He shot himself in the mouth, I don't know why all of these adaptations change it to be the temple lol

He infected his wife with syphilis >:o

According to his writings (mostly Eine Orientreise where he frequently admires the fresh manliness of his Arab hunting companions) he was heteroromantic polysexual <3 representation

He used to keep this creepy sex register where he used different colors of pens to mark what kind of woman he slept with (virgin, of noble birth, etc...). No trust me bro it's legit even though nobody has ever presented proof of this register existing anywhere or even a credible primary source citation to point to someone contemporary describing it

During his travels in Egypt and Palestine Rudolf acquired many cultural and historical artifacts for museums in Vienna as well as for his personal collections<3 Explorer king. Wait what do you mean imperialism, graverobbing and arson?? Noo I wouldn't describe it as such haha...

He was really sexist and that's not ok tbh :/ How can anyone be interested in him when he was horrible to women :( I mean it's kinda hard to find 19th century european men who would not have been and a lot of our still-revered statesmen had comparable attitudes that people let slide, but actually when it's someone that was also mentally ill in a Scary Violent Way it's ok to center his negative traits and ignore everything else about him haha. Also women are only allowed to enjoy researching and discussing historical figures who are unproblematic and good representation<3 ALSO women are not allowed to make arguments about historical figures being interesting or sympathetic based on their political views/positions if those figures were awful people in their personal lives, it's like the rules of feminism or something! ~~

He was involved in this crazy conspiracy to crown himself as king of Hungary. Also he was really hyped about hungarian nationalism and independence and totally wasn't an imperialist first and foremost who would've seen the ideology as ultimately destructive regardless of any personal fondness for Hungary

The italian anarchist Luigi Lucheni actually really wanted to fuck him and this was a motivating factor for Lucheni's assassination of empress Elisabeth in 1898 😳

[THIS POST IS SATIRE (inspired by) and the "facts" are purposeful misinformation kfkfkfkf. If anyone can provide actual proof of that sex register thing that does NOT come from greg king and penny wilson (derogatory) I will graciously not duel them in the hofburg parking lot xD I hate that this disclaimer needs to be included because it ruins the joke, but a lot of these are such common takes that I can't not]

[did-someone-say-aliens]

okay i dont know WHERE twink femboy pure vanilla x ripped abusive dilf dark cacao came from because if pure vanilla cookie and dark cacao cookie were to get into a relationship (IN MY OPINION) i feel it would look something like this:

dont mind cacao looking like a roblox character and pure vanilla not having arms i drew it from memory okay

like you cant tell me that these 1,000+ old men wouldn’t be super mushy and poetic like in Cookie Odyssey one of the first things Dark Cacao says to Pure Vanilla after he gets to the vanilla kingdom is

but also you can interpret them however you want i literally dont give two shits

bonus:

i giggled so hard while drawing this

[dumb-teambucciarati-headcanons]

Since Araki brought Rohan back in part nine, what if he brings back other characters from past parts?

What if the villain of part nine, where the jojo mainly deals drugs to kids, is Bruno, the hater of drugs.

[lord-aldhelm]

@synindoodles trying to get on my nerves as usual 🤣

[simplepotatofarmer]

as a Certified Expert (cc!dream once quoted one of my fics), the best advice i can give on writing c!dream is to remember that he basically speaks in italics.

[plutoniuminjection47]

every time I worry that my ocs are too much like the people they're based off of, i remember my ex-friend that had ocs that were literally just motley crue with different names + yaoied