#EIGHT. DOLLARS

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Mom paypal’d me 8 dollars 35 cents and texted me about it so I’d have to interact with her. This is insulting.

[rad-roche]

the other day i had a dream where i somehow managed to score an interview at betheny esda for a writer job on fallout 5 and, standing in front of a whiteboard (for some reason), i pointed to 'PROBLEM: PEOPLE HATE THE WRITING' and 'SOLUTION: I WILL MAKE PEOPLE HATE IT FOR WHOLE NEW REASONS' accompanied by a doodle of me giving a thumbs up and the dream ended when i was forcibly thrown out of the building

[froody]

From the American Mechanic and Home Journal, December 22nd, 1849.

[suntails]

⚔️🐍

[brown-little-robin]

besties help the shipping alone on my ceramics supplies order is $88

[damthosefandoms]

if your copy of the lightning thief isn’t held together with scotch tape and a dream, are you really a percy jackson fan?

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

I am once again a slave to capitalism.

(I bought the in flight wifi)

[bittsandpieces]

how do I explain to people that if ten dollars is too expensive for a bottle of wine you should really just drink something else

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Had an interview on Monday after turning down a different position Last monday, and i thought the interview went really well.

Apparently i was right bc I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB I START IN TWO WEEKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xenk64]

"Vices"

[shinesurge]

sljkadf i came over here to say somebody upped their pledge by five bucks to get us to the 800 mark but someone else JUST canceled their 20 dollar setup that's been chillin there since 2016 and set us back i'm so sorry dude lmfaooo

[tarysande]

Anyway, some days you’re in a meeting with the CEO of a multi-billion-dollar multinational company and you gotta tell him what no one else seems prepared to tell him: the name of the absolutely-not-bathroom-related product they plan to launch is evocative of “bowel movements, especially of the constipated variety” and you’re pretty sure that’s not actually a selling point.

(I was not, incidentally, present at this meeting to give such necessary advice, so we’ll see if they take it.)

[abyssalshriek]

I'm tired so I'm going to share a random Agent 24 headcanon of mine (there's Pearlina in the background/premise).

When the bouquet toss happens at Pearl and Marina's wedding, Captain 3 super jumps to be the one to catch it. They then realize, a bit embarrassed, that all eyes are on them as they just did that in front of everyone.

Pearl leans over to Eight and tells her, "Yo, now would be like, the funniest time to propose."

And so she does. The Captain says yes, but laments that, not planning to propose at someone else's wedding (because that is normally considered very very rude), they left their own ring for Eight at home.

Anyway, after that, Pearl and Marina announce they have some planes ready to fly the guests to a Shifty Station for a couple Turf War matches. Someone says that sounds excessively expensive, to which Pearl responds, "Eh, it was just a couple billion g."

[willowcrowned]

the bait and switch here.... gotta give it up to tumblr's team for this one never in my life have I ever clicked on something more furiously or been more relieved to see it was a bit

[psittacined]

Made a scraps toy and it’s Little Girl approved

[shoobysims]