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[goth1c-pinki3-pi3]

keiths parents are so unfairly attractive

[livelaughlovesubs]

On my way to cook…

[llocalgoblinn]

me n my face n my cool jacket

[light-lights-up-light]

[sh1-n0bu]

the sudden urge to write soul crushing angst with absolutely NO remorse, comfort, help, second part, reconciliation, reassurance etc etc

[madame-mongoose]

the way you draw yes man makes me ill LOOK AT HIM!!!! AAAHHHH HES SO CUTE I WANNA KISS HIM YOU ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD IM GONJA MAKE YOU INGEST CEMENT

BOO ! did i scared you?

[streetlightgoblin]

Odysseus and athena! (A very serious little owl)

Oh if only they knew where they were headed :3

[w1dowz-w3b]

someone please yell at me to finish one drawing before starting another one

[deus-ex-mona]

Heyooo so like do you think you could explain the Someya brothers relationship? It’s peaked my interest since the new songs with these two revolve around each other…

Yujiro and Koichirou aren’t related by blood, right? 🤔

Also, what do you think about the new songs that just came out?

Thank you so much for your time 💛💛 Happy New Years 💕

hi! happy new year~~!

this got kinda long so there’s a cut here for length sorry~~~

ngl i’m kindaaaaa fuzzy on the details about the someya bros’ relationship, but long story short, they’re stepbrothers (with koichiro spawning from the resident longleg tamagoro and yujiro being tae’s son, of course) who were kinda pitted against each other when it came to learning how to perform (kabuki) from tamagoro, because longleg’s gotta longleg ig.

then yujiro gets disinherited because the longleg’s still longlegging and koichiro takes to the kabuki stage by himself as the local “national treasure’s” sole heir. so, like, i’m guessing that the events surrounding yujiro’s disinherition may have led to their (frankly terrible) brotherly relationship of “an inferior older brother” and “a superior younger brother”?

though this dynamic carried on pretty much for as long as yujiro longed to perform on a kabuki stage, just like koichiro does (if we were to take the lxl movie’s word for it). then yujiro became an idol and started to work towards a different dream, breaking off from the path (kabuki) that he used to follow koichiro down, which i guess made koichiro start to see yujiro in a different light?

like, imagine you have a lifelong rival who strives for the same goals that you do. however, this rival of yours is less skilled than you, so you naturally grow to have a sense of superiority over your rival, taking satisfaction in crushing them while having full knowledge that they will never be able to beat you when it comes to your shared goals.

however, one day, your rival decides to aim for a different goal, completely ditching your shared goal and stuff, and they actually seem to be doing pretty well in their path to achieve their new goal. how would you feel?

because i get the feeling that koichiro’s initial response to that was to feel betrayed, in a “why are you running away (from kabuki)?” sense.

though, over time, koichiro seems to have gradually come to terms with yujiro’s idol activities, and their relationship naturally (albeit slowly) improved as the days passed, with them going on walks together and bickering with each other like brothers would. which, y’know, is cool of him in a way. he’s learning. he’s still kind of a brat, but he’s growing despite his past mistakes.

as for yujiro, well, he seems to have been looking out for koichiro in his own way from the very beginning? like, man chose not to go against koichiro’s mistreatment, opting to just lower his head and accept it instead.

was it an act of self-sacrifice to protect koichiro’s ego or something? heck, even in the lxl movie, he just took everything koichiro dished at him, and only fought back when koichiro dared to mock his bf aizo. which is. pretty unhealthy, yujiro bro. just tell him you have a proper brotherly love for him for goodness sake. your communication skills s u c k.

um. anyway.

tl;dr: stepbros made to learn kabuki because of their father. older bro gets disinherited, younger bro gets an attitude and mistreats older bro. this continues until older bro becomes an idol and begins to walk his own path. younger bro feels betrayed/annoyed at his older bro for “giving up” on kabuki. younger bro does eventually accept the fact that they have different dreams and supports older bro. seems like older bro has always been looking out for younger bro though, even though he doesn’t say it.

thoughhhhhh seriously, i’m not a someya expert or anything, i just like making fun of the longleg, so… if someone with a degree in someyaology could chime in, it’d be greatly appreciated~~~

as for the new songs, nagisa’s new song is the best of them all, no question. thanks for coming to my ted talk—

[acebytaemin]

got NO time for anything else bc gotta rush but i wanna show my new phone setup hehe it’s a mirror !

[qulizalfos]

guys im feeling a manic urge to bake cookies rn

[thel1ghtningthief]

fic excerpt >:)

under the cut :3

INT. THE BIG HOUSE – AFTERNOON

WE OPEN in a peculiarly decorated room. The room is well lit with minimal windows, a pool table in the middle of the room. Seated around the pool table are 24 children and teenagers of varying ages, as well as a man seated in a wheelchair and a man whose appearance the camera can't quite capture. From the angle, it is clear someone has set up the camera to secretly record the meeting.

 

CHIARA

CHIRON, why did you call a meeting at eight on a Thursday.

 

HOLLY

Yeah, the Eagles are playing the Commanders and I have, like, $50 riding on this!

 

CHIRON sighs, deeply troubled and exhausted, and DIONYSUS rolls his eyes.

 

CHIRON

This is exactly-

 

DIONYSUS

(cutting him off)

Exactly why we called this meeting!

 

The counselors can be seen turning and muttering to each other for a brief moment before turning back to the two men at the end of the table.

 

THESEUS

(with genuine confusion)

Because... we're... sports fans?

 

Outrage can be heard from CHIARA, HOLLY, and LAUREL.

 

CHIRON & DIONYSUS

No!

 

CHIRON

(calmer)

No. We decided...

 

DIONYSUS

(under his breath)

...you decided...

 

CHIRON

...we have decided that we need to set some rules.

[wintrii-shadows]

not defeating the neurodivergent allegations

[honks-n-stonks]

spontaneous Amitie sprite in your askbox

pov me whenever you text me /HEHEHEH

HEHEHHEHE amitie jumpscare wtf....

[navramanan]

šeško is a pretty one oh! 🤭

[glitzybunny]

TOO LATE. PERCEIVED. 🤯

Go follow @yakamashi-ao3 because their super epic cool and I suspect their fics may destroy you! But in a... good way! Probably! Ahaha;