#Dylan says things

[horsegirlhob]

In another life Helena Eagan and Harmony Cobel would be doing numbers on tumblr dot com and getting into arguments about their shared blorbos. Unfortunately they were both raised in the lumen cult and never learned this was a viable outlet so instead they have to latch onto the most sad pathetic man they can get their hands on and play mind games with each other in a conference room. Bad news for for Mark S but great news for me

[themothdan]

Don't think I've forgotten about this btw. This shit was diabolical.

[cherie-luvv]

This is how I look at that one person who I stopped being friends with but knows too much

[morganbritton132]

“It’s not a dealbreaker if it sounds bad” - last words said before I was never allowed to pick the music on roadtrips ever again

[d3vdgvrrll]

oh my god this song is so good i’m gonna fucking blow my load all over this bus

[ghostradiodylan]

Misogynistic, gay man fetishists like myself when two queer boys kiss sweetly at a campfire after blatantly flirting for hours:

[onemorecupofcoffee]

i can’t get over how fucking GORGEOUS bob looks here. like hi girl

[aladdin-pain-sane]

Oh I love it when my fandoms crossover (two artists are in the same picture)

[badnewswhatsleft]

(x) i love them so bad.

[vulpinesaint]

all kids these days want to do is be a cat and not answer the phone when spider-man calls

[hide-your-bugs-away]

A Dont Look Back edit I recall making three years ago amidst a migraine episode... COMFORT MOVIE!!! FAVORITE MOVIE!!! 🥹

Song: "Joe Blazey" by Dominic Fike

[horsegirlhob]

One very funny thing about Severance to me is how like, they reveal Ms. Cobel lives next to Mark and I thought "oh wow the company really keeps a tight eye on their employees." Then time goes on and it becomes increasingly obvious that no actually this woman is just a huge freak about Mark specifically. She's baking him weird cookies. She's breaking into his house. She's making him spend time with his dead wife he doesn't remember. She's skipping work to pretend to be his sisters lactation consultant. She's going to parties with him and hugging him when he says he'll quit Lumon. I'm obsessed with how much she's obsessed with him I need to know what her fucking deal is.

[themothdan]

Everyone always saying Phil wins the idgaf war as though that man didn't invite Dan onstage to share the boncas award. As though he doesn't constantly talk up Dan's accomplishments at every opportunity. Does the WAD hat mean nothing to you? Have you not seen the message at the end of the haircut video? Be fucking fr.

[timetravelstudies]

watched timothy bob dylan movie dont have any solid takes like it was whatever 7/10 they did a pretty good job with most things in it ultimately a pointless movie that kinda said nothing but it passed thae time. However im here to say smth else which is. Its fucking crazy to watch a movie or listen to a song or read a book or whatever from the last century as a person in their 20s in the 2020s and just be like. oh until very recently people did not have the rock solid 100% certainty that everything is fucked forever the world is going to end we are just walking ghosts living out whatever borrowed life we can on a planet that is quite literally on the brink of extinction. Like obv theres always been bad things happening and people feeling discouraged about them or whatever but the genuine pure proven certainty (that humanity is doomed political action is pointless bc the “people” are definitely too surveilled and atomized and disparity in power and esp armament is cartoonish and overwhelming) is like. an extremely new thing in history. in a world where the concept of “history” is distributed in drops of “everything is cyclical and tje more things change they more they stay the same” type truisms its always mind boggling to contemplate that in fact something can always happen for the first time. Anyway. And its crazy to sit there in a movie theater watching timmy chalamet doing his best impression of an autistic loner on amphetamines singing his heart out about come mothers come fathers throughout the land. while literally being in evil world where everything is over. its like looking into a portal to a bizarre alternate reality

[scre6m]

best things about the traitors s3 so far:

1. bob the drag queen reading zac efron’s brother

2. everyone hating tom sandoval

[d3vdgvrrll]

i don’t want to fuck serial killers or mass shooters i just like looking at documents man