#Dungeon Master Nathan

[watchmilestv]

Go check out my episode 29 review of The Homebrew Network Mythcraft the Podcast!

[childotkw]

In dark side of the moon, can we hear a little more about Riddle's take on things? Particularly regarding Harry?

Tom was, admittedly, a little embarrassed that it took him so long to really notice Evans.

Dumbledore’s son - and wasn’t that a disturbing notion, that someone somewhere had looked at the man who regularly wore outrageously coloured robes decorated with bumblebees and snitches and fluffy clouds and thought him desirable enough to sleep with - had initially flown beneath Tom’s radar. Oh, his arrival at Hogwarts had sparked much conversation, but his actual presence?

Tom hadn’t given the young man much thought. He had had him categorised and labelled in a neat little box from the very first mention of his existence.

Any son of Dumbledore was surely a steadfast believer in his father’s doctrine after all, and therefore not worth Tom’s time.

That impression has lasted only a few weeks.

Word had spread about Evans’ mentorship of the Shame of Slytherin, Nathan Ciro, but Tom had never seen the two together. It had been a point of discussion amongst the school and their House in particular - Dumbledore’s offspring taking a Slytherin under his wing, yet another sign he had dismissed - but for all that people were baffled by the choice, no one seemed to know much of anything about the relationship. How or even why it had come to be.

It seemed like fate that Tom was the one to stumble across the pair. Without even trying he had accomplished what so many others had not.

As it should be.

He had only seen Evans from a distant before, and the man had never struck him as someone particularly intimidating or imposing. He was short, slender, dressed plainly, and the frankly hideous glasses he wore were the only thing Tom could make out of his face - another point, everything about the man was so carefully constructed to be forgettable, Tom really was a fool - but his voice was distinct.

Tom slowed momentarily when he heard the muffled sound of a conversation, then crept closer. It was late in the afternoon, still an hour before dinner would be served, but the dungeons were normally quite empty at this point. Classes had let out ages ago, and most Slytherins enjoyed basking in the sun before they had to return to the cold hallways that bracketed their common room.

He peeked around the corner, and immediately felt his interest pique.

Evans was squatting before a curled up Ciro, staring at the younger wizard with a painfully kind expression.

“- it didn’t work.” Ciro was mumbling, hiding his face in his knees.

“It was your first try, you can’t have expected to get it right straight away.” Evans’ voice was low and patient, not dissimilar to how he spoke in classes, but with a heavy kind of intensity in it that caught Tom off-guard. “Most wizards and witches never master it.”

And that intrigued Tom more. Just what was Evans teaching Ciro?

The other boy said something else, inaudible from how his mouth pressed into his knobbly knee. Evans huffed a laugh, poking Ciro with his wand. “What’s the rule, kid?”

Ciro shifted, unfurling a little. “Head up,” he grumbled, clearly reciting this so called ‘rule’. “I said, you mastered it, and you were younger than me when you did it.”

“I was,” Evans agreed easily, his smile sliding into place with an ease Tom was briefly envious of, “but I also had a hell of a motivator to get it done.”

“What, were you being harassed by dementors?” Ciro asked, his tone far more snide than Tom was used to. He could count on one hand the amount of times he had heard that level of life in Ciro’s voice. Certainly not in the last year had he shown that much fire.

But that knowledge felt secondary to the implication behind his words.

Dementors. A difficult spell. Surely they weren’t talking about the patronus? And Evans had supposedly mastered it before he was fourteen?

“Well, maybe not ‘harassed’, but I had a few run ins,” Evans said blandly, as if most wizards would survive one encounter with such a creature. Ciro goggled at his mentor, mirroring Tom’s own incredulousness. “The point is, I learned the patronus under a lot of pressure. I needed it to protect myself, so I pushed myself. You don’t have that driving you - and you should be bloody glad for it,” Evans added when he saw whatever expression crossed Ciro’s face.

“Then why are you trying to teach it to me?” Ciro’s voice was small. “If not everyone can master it…why bother at all?”

Evans sighed, his face creasing fondly as he ruffled the boy’s hair. “Because I know you can do it,” he said simply, as if the very idea that Ciro would not be able to produce a fucking patronus had never crossed his mind. “Kid, Nathan, you managed to produce mist on your first try. That alone is incredible. It took me weeks to get that far, and I had a far better teacher showing me the ropes. You’ll get there, but you have to be patient with yourself. I’ll be right behind you every step of the way, okay?”

Tom stood there, feeling oddly breathless as he watched the scene play out. He couldn’t hear the rest of the conversation, his ears flooded by the rush of blood.

He felt, strangely, as if something fundamental had just shifted inside him, and that was -

Exhilarating.

[theresattrpgforthat]

Do you happen have anything that's about food, but in the way that Dungeon Meshi is about food? (defined to me as, classic(TM) adventure but with food as a central feature) Generally food-centric games would be welcome too!

Theme: Dungeon Meshi, Food Adventures.

Hello friend, I am very excited about this week's request! I have some recommendations that have been simmering in the back of my head for a while now - a few of which can be used in the game of your liking!

Bakto’s Terrifying Cuisine, by Roll 4 Tarrasque.

"The entrance to the Kitchen Arena appears only to those hungry or foolish enough to find it. Perhaps a dusty pantry in a backwater restaurant, or a forgotten refrigerator in the basement of a busy hotel. The door closes behind you—it never opens again. At the bottom of a long set of pristine stairs, Bakto awaits."

Bakto’s Terrifying Cuisine is primarily an adventure for The Vanilla Game, which is free to play, but it strikes me as pretty system-friendly. You are all responsible for creating a dish for a hungry demon, and are provided with a dungeon map as well as descriptions of what waits for you in each room. The pamphlet also comes with 10 terrifying ingredients and 6 possible treasures, as well as a d6 table of random encounters. There’s so much packed into just 2 pages!

While this is probably only good for a one-shot or a two-shot, I think it’s definitely worth it. If you end up liking this game and want more from the same creator, you can also take a look at To Catch A Hellforged Swine, a system-agnostic adventure about hunting a cursed pig.

Gourmet Street, by theunlawfulneutral.

Gourmet Street is a setting that can be plopped directly into any world or adventure and serves up an extra side of gonzo fantasy. It is populated with street vendors serving every possible food you can conceive as well as a fascinating accoutrements of culinary artifacts, edible monsters, and bizarre dishes.

Another setting rather than game, Gourmet Street is great for OSR games like Knave or The Black Hack, but also works in games such as AD&D. It’s a street vendors’ alley, rife with rival factions and dangerous foods, as well as a series of custom, culinary-related monsters to throw at your players. There’s roll tables for dishes and their effects, as well as some descriptions of major food factions, including their defining characteristics, their advantages and disadvantages, and a quick summary of their values or goals. If you want the culinary process to be stick, dangerous, unpredictable and full of slime, this is the setting for you.

Iera Entera, by Nathan Blades.

In this world, Divine Beasts roam the land. Delivered to us from otherworldly realms, they lord over the grounds they manifest on. They’re incredibly violent, are replaced in mere days after being removed, and are capable of supernatural powers.

They’re also delicious.

This game takes the idea of eating monsters and turns it up to 11. You’re not just eating dungeon creatures - no, you’re hunting down Divine Beasts. The game is split into two sections - working out how to bring the Divine Beast down, and then figuring out how to cook the damn thing. If you are playing with folks who are familiar with Dungeon Meshi, I imagine they would have a lot of fun ideas about how to cook the entrails of a great beast, but there’s also three or four suggested beast hunts in the game itself to get you started.

Cook & Hero, by Raul Fontoura.

You’re an aspiring master cook, in a face off competition amongst worthy rivals to create the perfect dish. Unfortunately, you’re supposed to make it out of scary and scaly monsters in very dangerous underground conditions.

This is another pamphlet game, similar to Bakto’s Terrifying Cuisine, but the tone is very different. In Bakto’s, players are on the clock to satisfy a dangerous enemy. In Cook & Hero, the art conveys a more lighthearted competition, even if your character decides that it’s a matter of life or death. The 2-page game comes with some simple character creation, and the resolution uses a roll-under mechanic with a d10. It feels like it takes a number of cues from Honey Heist, but it’s definitely a distinct game.

Ghastronomy, by Timepool.

You are a ghastronomer, a chef that doesn’t cook for the living— but for the dead. You have been hired to help guide a ghost to the afterlife, by collecting the lost pieces of its soul and cooking ghostly grub to make it whole again.

Alongside your co-workers, you will arrive on the scene and use your cooking credentials and what you learned from each of your ghastronomy schools to find, obtain, and cook a wayward spirit's remaining traces. With proper planning, teamwork, and a little bit of luck—  you might just piece its soul back together before it fades away forever.

Ghastronomy looks fairly easy to learn, with an interesting apron mechanic in which your apron is also a shield. You’ll also probably all have different styles of cooking, as each character will come from a different culinary school. If you like the idea of cooking for more than just survival, and you want to incorporate the paranormal into your game, this might be for you!

Lutong Banwa, by Sinta Posadas / Diwata Ng Manila.

Lutong Banwa is a cooking game, where you set out to adventure and find ingredients from Spirits and recipes from old civilizations. Embark on this anti-canon storygame adventure with its own custom system and play to find out just what sort of zany adventures you can get up to in this weird, wild world. Do whatever you want.

Lutong Banwa feels like a cozier game than some of the others on this list, and I enjoy the perspective it brings to the genre. You are playing tamale, the successors of the earth after Humans have faded to history, trying to replicate old world dishes. Your characters will use a number of different-sided dice, depending on which stats they use, and what strengths they have. Rather than character death, your characters simply have a limited number of chances to complete a task before they are forced to rest for a day or so. Altogether the game encourages creative thinking and playing outside the box. I think this is an extremely charming game and you absolutely should check it out.

[sleeplessislandmisfit]

My personal headcanon: Alex Walter not only plays DnD, he is the creator, president, and Dungeon Master of the school’s club.

He once tried to get his brothers/cousins to play with him, but Cole said he wasn’t playing some lame board game, Isaac called him a nerd, and Lee and Jordan couldn’t be bothered to pay attention. Nathan and Danny both tried to play, but Nathan’s ADHD kicked in after a while and Danny…well…you really can’t play with only one person.

Alex still made them all character sheets and still has them and the figurines he made for them tucked away in his closet.

[sharp-silver4795]

The Dungeon

The Dungeon is Zalgo’s alliance. This post is gonna be similar to the Mansion Version I am probably gonna re-do that one soon cuz it’s outdated 😅

Against the Mansion

The Dungeon has always been on Defense.

They rarely storm on the mansion, especially since the addition of the Rebellion(s)

The Dungeon has a lot of advantages to the Mansion.

They’re outnumbered, definitely. But they have better organization, cooperation, communication, and strategy.

On a moral level, they’re both fucked and better than the mansion.

They don’t kill someone for taking a stroll or overwork their members. They tend to be more lenient with punishments and only done to Mansion members and those related to them.

However, they are morally fucked-

Their torture methods are…. Aggressive, to say the least. And they don’t always torture for answers, sometimes just for fun!

Housing [General]

The Dungeon is more like the traditional/typical Slender Mansion.

Not everyone thinks of Creepypasta the same way and that’s ok 👌

The majority of the members share rooms! If you wanna know more about that, I have a post here for it

Similar to The Mansion, the Dungeon is divided into 6 posts.

Posts are just areas the members will stay at/defend at. NOT where they live.

These go in order of the outermost to the innermost sections

The Edge: the border between The Dungeon and No Man’s Land between them and the Mansion

Dead Man’s Strip: this is the largest land section of the Dungeon. It got its name from the fact that being posted here, 48% of the time, is a death sentence. It has dense forest, which most of the members of the Dungeon are not equipped for. This are makes a bend around the Castel and the mountains behind it.

The Silent Border: This is just a buffer between Dead Man’s Strip and the Safe Line. It’s called a Silent Border because the line of defense is basically invisible when any enemy strikes. This is usually where they get stopped.

Safe Line: This is the opposite of Dead Man’s Strip. It has a ton of open space. But it’s dangerously close to the Castel.

Guard Line: this is just the outer walls of the Castel.

Ultimatum: when the walls are breached, the space between them and the actual Castel is the Ultimatum. It gets its name from the fact that, if the mansion- anyone in the mansion- gets that far, they’re screwed. The “protocol” is to surrender.

Stationing [General]

Generally, group killers will be more on the interior and solo killers will be more towards the exterior

Supernatural entities tend to bridge in the middle.

The Edge

Like I said, it’s the first line of defense.

It’s sort of rotated through. You’ll never find the same members there all the time

They are usually flipped between here and The Guard Line

Bloody Painter, Doll Maker, Glitchy Red

There’s 2 exceptions to this: Zero and Candy Cane. it’s because they can do a lot of damage really quickly (the hammers)

Dead Man’s Strip

Very unlikely survival in this area.

Scarecrow and Bloody Angel are consistently stationed since they are well equipped for the area.

The Silent Border

Mostly supernatural members: Kagekao, Ani the Wight, Chess Master.

They have longer range or aggressive combat “skills” (aka flailing successfully).

They hide in the areas just before the Dead Man’s Strip to take people by surprise.

Guard Line

The people with hammers and swords who know how to use them effectively and efficiently.

Nathan the Nobody (yes, he’s a traitor), Dark Link, Judge Angels

The Ultimatum

No one is stationed here since it’s the point of surrender

[tactician]

today is the FIVE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of the dnd campaign that i am a member of...!! so you know that a long rambling post is 100% in order.

five years ago, i played dnd for the very first time. (the date on that post says the 16th but that's because we played for like a billion hours and it went past midnight. because of course it did.) i remember being so, so nervous about it bc i seriously knew next to nothing about dnd. i had never watched any tabletop shows or anything and i was pretty much totally new to improv. i had no idea what a d20 was. i wish i was kidding. i truly just dived right in there. (fitting, i guess, since the character i play is a triton... LMFAO).

i'm so glad that decided to try it out regardless bc it has paid off in ways that i can't even begin to express fully... this campaign has accompanied me through so many life events - both the good and the bad - and i cherish each and every one of our Merry Band of Misfits' adventures. even when shit hit the fan and encounters got tense or chaotic in some form, it ended up making for some absolutely wonderful memories. i'm so glad that that reides - my lil blue fish lad!!! - is a member of the champions valoris.

reides is a character who is extremely near & dear to my heart and he has really awakened a creative side of me during these past five years. i always strive to be a player who can live up to him and do his character the justice that it deserves. even 'beyond' the campaign, i have so much fun writing stuff related to him, making crafts related to him, coming up with art ideas for him and getting comms of him... simply rotating him in my mind. you know how it is. really, i think it's impossible to sum up what reides means to me because he's just... REIDES!!! (also, peep the original token i had for him vs his current one... so cute. just so cute.) i seriously love all of the stuff that everyone else at the table makes for their own characters, too! playing pretend with your friends is fr one of the most healing experiences ever; we all gently feed off each other's creativity in such a lovely way. the passion we all have for our respective characters and the overall setting of the campaign is infectuous, and that passion - coupled with a whole lot of hard (yet fun!!!) work - has made for a story that is nothing short of legendary.

so i just wanted to take a moment to express my gratitude and say that i am honored to share a table with these incredibly creative individuals who have saved me in so many ways!!! big shoutouts to my fellow player, @mintflavoredwindows, who plays kilwin, the EXTREMELY blessed (teehee cleric joke) blond lad standing next to reides in that little chibi line-up of our characters (and who also takes the time to write AMAZING!!!!!! session synopses which all of us read time and time again; they are fr a lifesaver not to mention an immortalization of everything we've been through), our dungeon master of legend, @killdragons, who puts a TON of effort into the campaign setting as a whole and was the person who offered me a position in the campaign to begin with, @brewswain who has accompanied us on tons of different arcs with his absolutely incredible array of characters AND @sangre who has guest starred with his lovely miré (AND WHO HAS SUPPORTED THE CAMPAIGN SOOO MUCH IN GENERAL i love talking abt alethustria with you bree)!!! nathan (who plays jorah) and cj (who plays ashara and played slumberjack during the first season of the campaign) aren't on tumblr dot com so i can't give their urls a little shout-out in this post, but i'm still going to restate that being able to share in this adventure with them - both in-character and out-of-character - has been fucking incredible. the adventurers formerly known as the pog champions are eternal. viva la champions valoris. etc etc etc.

i also want to thank everyone who's supported reides / the campaign as a whole on the sidelines, bc you guys are absolutely amazing. and i can't possibly post this without showing off our lovely campaign wiki. bc it's iconic.

thanks everyone :') so excited for future adventures!!!

[theamazingoswin]

Dungeons and Dragons Night 🐉

Charlie has invited his friends over for a campaign. While Jared has never played D&D before, the others are well-versed. They've been campaigning together since high school.

Pictured from Charlie (the dungeon master) going around the table we have : Jared, Evan, Nathan, Dane, and Shane.

Poses by @ratboysims

Clothes by many including @gorillax3-cc, @darte77,

D&D objects by @valhallansim

Furniture and other decor by @irinaseverinka, @peacemaker-ic, @pinkbox-anye, @soloriya, @networksims

[scarletsaphire]

Mikey has been the DM for his Dungeons and Dragons group for ages. But that changes today; the local game store is holding an event, which means that he is finally going to get to play! The sorry sucker that's been assigned their DM, named Edgar, will have no idea what hit them.

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And the other definitely not forgotten one @phantasycentral

"Are you excited?" Nathan asked as he walked down the street next to Mikey, holding his folder close to his chest.

"Am I excited," Mikey repeated in a mocking tone. "Of course I am! I've been stuck as you lot's dungeon master for five years now. Finally, I'll be able to be a player and join in your game ruining shenanigans!"

"Hey!" Caroline said. "We don't ruin any of the games."

"Yea," the other Nathan, or Nate as the gang tended to call him, added. "We enhance it!"

Mikey stopped in his walking to turn and look Nate in the eye. "You caused a black hole by sling-shotting a bag of holding into another bag of holding, ending the big bad instantly, and causing a TPK. On session four."

"Ok, but it's your fault we had two bags of holding," Nathan argued.

"It was not!" Mikey protested. "You guys are the ones who broke into the Grand Wizards Tower the second it was introduced, and then robbed him blind when he tried to stop you!"

"I mean," Caroline said, "You are the one who gave him two bags of holding."

"He made them!" Mikey was nearly yelling at this point. "He was the maker of like, all the enchanted items in the land, of course he'd have two bags of holding!"

"Still your fault," Nate said.

Mikey tugged at his hair. "This is exactly why I am so excited this event is happening. If I have to run one more game with you dunderheads as my party I'm going to lose my mind."

"I thought you already lost your mind when I made that Tabaxi?" Caroline asked, grinning deviously in a way that she only ever did around them. She was normally very self concious about her braces, but apparently bashing orcs heads in with a great axe made for great bonding experiences.

"Oh yea, that one that could run like, 300 feet in a turn!" Nathan said. "I remember that! You ran circles around that Dragonborn, literally!"

"I did!" she preened. "And I distinctly remember you saying that it was the final nail in the coffin of what was left of your sanity."

"I got it back," Mikey sniffed. "Because I'm just better like that."

"If you were than you wouldn't get so hung up on us just having some fun with your games," Nate said, elbowing Mikey in the side.

"Whatever," Mikey grumbled. "Hopefully, whoever is our DM for this event is someone really good, and our schedules will line up, and they can take the curse of Forever DM away from me."

"Well, we're about to find out," Nathan said, coming to a stop in front of the game store. "You all ready?" The group traded determined nods, and made their way into the building.

It was populated, but not full. A number of people were sitting at fold out table in the rear end of the store, just visible through the shelves of board games, RPG books, and fancy dice. A middle aged man stood behind the counter, helping a young woman buying a pack of Pokemon cards. He waved to the lot of them when they came in briefly, before returning to the transaction. They all hovered at the counter, waiting for him to be finished.

It didn't take long before the woman was happily on her way out, Pokemon cards in hand, and the man turned to the four of them. "Howdy folks!" he said, voice thick with a southern accent. "Y'all here for the D&D stuff I take it?"

"Uh, yea," Mikey said, shuffling his feet awkwardly. "We uh. We signed up online?"

"Yup, most did," he said. "My name's Chris, I run this place with my sister. Give me just a second to pull up the list and..." Chris clicked a few buttons on his computer. "Ok, it looks like you'll be playing with Edgar. He's the fella in the purple jacket, right back there." Chris nodded his head towards the back, where, just as described, a man sat at the head of one of the empty fold out tables, a DM screen in front of him and a play mat stretched out across the table.

"Ok," Mikey said. "Uh, thank you!" With that, he led the group the rest of the way into the game store. Edgar looked nice enough; he was on the paler side, with dark black hair and a well kept goatee. He had also set up the map pretty well, at least from Mikey's perspective; most of it was covered with papers, which he presumed would be removed while they explored. When the three of them approached the table, Edgar looked up and smiled at them.

"Aw yes, you must be my adventurers!" he said. "I'm Edgar, and I'll be the story writer for the evening. I assume you have all created characters for the evening?"

Mikey and the rest of the group gave a variety of affirmatives, as they all took their seats at the table. "Do you want to take a look at our character sheets before we get started?" Nathan asked, pulling the paper out and holding it out to Edgar. 

Edgar waved the paper away. "There's no need. I'm sure I will become... properly acquainted with all of your characters by the end of this story. Now, are you all ready to start? I promise, it will be an adventure to die for."

Mikey caught Caroline's eyes from across the table. She looked nervous. They all did; none of them were exactly what would be described as sociable, outgoing people, so it was only natural that they'd all have some kind of social anxiety in this situation, but there was something off about Edgar. Something about the way that he spoke...

Mikey took a deep breath. His mom had been getting on his case lately, about needing to get out of his comfort zone more. She probably meant to start playing a sport or something, but this counted. Maybe Edgar was just as nervous and socially awkward as they were, and just had an odd way of saying it? "We're ready," Mikey said. 

"Wonderful. Then let us begin."

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Mikey couldn't say at what point during the exposition things started to get weird. Edgar was a very good storyteller, so for a while, it just seemed like he was painting a very vivid picture of the forest laid out before them, vivid enough that Mikey could see the towering trees and dappled sunlight on the ground. And then he could smell the clear, cool air, and hear the bird song and the wind rustling in the leaves, and feel the dirt on the ground beneath his leather boots, and Mikey was no longer just Mikey, he was Erdri, his dragonborn paladin. 

"What..." Nathan, a half-elf cleric named Vaeril. "What happened? How are we..."

"Ok cool so I'm not just going crazy," Nate said. His spoke with a lisp, his half-orc tusks making the softer sounds of Common awkward. 

"Not unless we all are," Caroline replied. Mikey almost missed her; she was a halfling rogue, which made her very, very easy to miss. "You don't think..."

"That I was a ghost?" It was Edgar's voice, coming from a squirrel in the trees. "If you didn't, you'd be wrong. You can call me Ghost Writer, and I've decided to play my hand at this new form of collaborative story telling. You will be my test group! How lucky you are."

Nate drew his great-axe from behind his back. "You let us go right now! You won't get away with this!" 

"Oh, none of that," Ghost Writer replied. "If you won't play fair, than neither will I." Nate tripped and fell face first on the ground, the great-axe flying from his hand. "All you have to do is finish this adventure. That's what you agreed to do, is it not?"

"Not like this!" Nathan complained.

"Tomato, tomato," Ghost Writer said. "You agreed, and now you have to see the story to the end. Be careful! I'm not planning on going easy on you." The squirrel lost the imprint of Ghost Writer's features, returning to existence as a completely regular squirrel.

"We're gonna die," Caroline said, just above a whisper. "We're totally going to die!"

"No, we're not," Mikey said. The strength in his voice surprised him. "We're going to win."

"How can you say that?" Nate asked, brushing the dirt off of his face. "We've never done anything like this before!"

"Yes, we have! We've been playing Dungeons and Dragons for years. You all are experts at breaking a DM's story, and I know all the tips and tricks about DMing that there is to know. This "Ghost Writer" won't know what hit him."

"Ok," Nathan said, taking a deep breath. "Ok. I believe you. But why the hell do I believe you."

"I rolled like, an 18 in charisma."

"That'll do it."

"Onwards and upwards?" Nate held his hand out between the four of them. 

One by one they all added their hands to the stack. 

"Onwards and upwards!" They said the cheer unanimously, throwing their hands up in the air. Together, they made their way deeper into the forest, where adventure awaits.

[cinder-no]

Cinder's Favorite Character Master List

Animal Crossing

Amelia Bianca Blanca Bob Bow Cephalobot Chai Coco Étoile Flick Master Frillard Gyroids Hopkins Jack Kabuki Kapp'n Katrina Kicks Lucky Mathilda Meow Merengue Niko Pavé Petri Pierre Pietro Raymond Rhonda Rolf Ruby Serena Tia Zipper T. Bunny

Apex Legends

Caustic (Dr. Alexander Nox) Fuse (Walter Fitzroy Jr.) Mad Maggie (Margaret Kōhere) Mirage (Elliott Witt)

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Adam Clem Doc Dracula Jenny Calendar Moloch the Corruptor Rack Rupert Giles Spike (William Pratt) Zachary Kralik

Cartoon Network (connected universe)

Ace D. Copular Baboon Kaboom HIM Killa Drilla Snake Valhallen

Creepypasta

Eyeless Jack Laughing Jack

DC

Doctor Psycho (Edgar Cizko) Extraño (Gregorio de la Vega) The Key Lobo Man-Bat (Dr. Kirk Langstrom) Mister Freeze (Victor Fries) Number One The Riddler (Edward Nygma) Savant (Brian Durlin) Snowflame (Stefan); read-through complete.

Dead by Daylight

Asakawa Yoichi The Baba Yaga The Birch The Cannibal (Bubba Sawyer) The Cenobite (Elliot Spencer) The Chatterer David King The Deathslinger (Caleb Quinn) The Doctor (Herman Carter) The Draugr Dwight Fairfield The Executioner (Pyramid Head) The Ferryman The Grid Xenomorph The Hillbilly (Max Thompson Jr.) HUNK The Huntress (Anna) The Jabberwock Jake Park James Sunderland Jeffrey "Jeff" Johansen The Knight (Tarhos Kovács) The Krampus Leon Scott Kennedy The Krampus The Nemesis (Nemesis-T Type) The Oni (Yamaoka Kazan) The Onryō (Yamamura Sadako) Robbie Rabbit The Shape (Michael Myers) Vittorio Toscano William Berkin The Wraith (Phillip Ojomo) The Xenomorph The Xenomorph Clone The Xenomorph Queen

DOOM

The Doom Slayer The Intern

Dungeons and Dragons (Baldur's Gate 3 and Magic the Gathering)

Abdirak Astarion Ancunin Auntie Ethel Avatar of Me (card) Gromph Baenre Kar'niss Lorin

The Elder Scrolls

Arnbjorn Cicero Durnehviir Knight Paladin Gelebor Moira Nazir

Fallout

The Electrician Gunther Jenkins Joshua Graham Lily Bowen Nick Valentine (synth) Tabitha Victor (PDQ-88b RobCo security model 2060-B Securitron)

Fire and Ice

Lord Nekron; watch complete.

FromSoft (Bloodborne/Dark Souls/Elden Ring)

Father Gascoigne Godrick the Grafted Grave Warden Agdayne Manscorpion Tark Sorcerer Rogier Starscourge Radahn Vengarl of Forossa

Half Life VR but the AI is Self Aware

Benrey Dr. Bubby Dr. Coomer (Dr. Harold Pontiff Coomer) Darnold Pepper Gordon Martinis Freeman Tommy Coolatta

Hatred

Not Important

Hellboy

Abe Sapien Hellboy

Highlander

The Kurgan (Victor Kruger)

Judge Dredd

The Clan Techie (Bill Huxley); read-through and watch complete.

The Last Unicorn

Amalthea Celaeno King Haggard Mabruk The Red Bull Schmendrick

Lazy Town

Glanni Glæpur (pre-show Robbie Rotten; treated separate in fanon) Íþróttaálfurinn (pre-show Sportacus; treated separate in fanon) Robbie Rotten Sportacus

Left 4 Dead

Ellis The Hunter Nick The Screamer The Smoker The Witch

Legend

Darkness

Marvel

Arcade Batroc the Leaper (Georges Batroc); read-through in progress. Blackout, of the Lilin; read-through and watch complete. Bloodscream; read-through in progress. Crazy Eight (Earth-982) Daimon Hellstrom Digger (Roderick Krupp); read-through complete. Doctor Octopus (Otto Octavius) Doctor Rot (Bentley Newton) Electro (Maxwell Dillon) Frog-Man (Eugene Patilio) Gorgeous George (George Blair); read-through in progress. Graviton (Dr. Franklin Hall); read-through complete. The Human Fly (Richard Deacon) Jakita Wegener; read-through complete. Morbius (Dr. Michael Morbius); read-through in progress. Nightcrawler (Kurt Wagner) Nitro (Robert Hunter); read-through complete. The Owl (Leland Owsley) Riptide (Janos Quested) Ruckus (Clement Wilson); read-through in progress. Speedfreek (Joss Shappe) Stunner (Angelina Brancale); read-through in progress. Toad (Mortimer Toynbee) Tombstone (Alonzo Lincoln) Tower (Edward Pasternak) Will-o-the-Wisp (Jackson Arvad)

Max Headroom

Max Headroom

Metalocalypse

Dick Knubbler (Richard Knubbler) Nathan Explosion

The Moomins

Snufkin

The Muppets

Beaker Uncle Deadly

My Hero Academia

All Might (Yagi Toshinori) Eraserhead (Aizawa Shōta)

Nightbreed

Devil Lude Peloquin Shuna Sassi

One Piece

Buggy the Clown Caesar Clown Pedro Vinsmoke Sanji

Overwatch

Cassidy (Cole Cassidy) Hanzo Shimada Junker Queen (Odessa Stone) Junkrat (Jamison Fawkes) Roadhog (Mako Rutledge) Sigma (Siebren de Kuiper)

The Owl House

Alador Blight Emperor Belos (Phillip Wittebane) Principal Hieronymus Bump

Pokémon

Absol Absol (mega) Aerodactyl (mega) Deep King Agnol Alakazam (mega) Annihilape Arbok AZ Banette Banette (mega) Beedrill Beedrill (mega) Biker (trainer class) Blaziken Blaziken (mega) Bouffalant Brambleghast Gym Leader Brassius Breloom Brute Bonnet Carbink Carnivine Centiskorch Charizard (mega X) Clown (trainer class) Corviknight Cubone Delphox Diancie Diancie (mega) Dhelmise Dragalge Dragapult Drampa Druddigon Dubwool Eelektross Espurr Firebreather (trainer class) Florges Flygon Furfrou Galvantula Gengar (mega) Gliscore Gogoat Goodra Golisopod Grafaiai Grimmsnarl Gumshoos Team Skull Leader Guzma Guzzlord Haunter Hex Maniac (trainer class) Hex Maniac (ghost) Hoopa (unbound) Houndoom Houndoom (mega) Hydrapple Hydreigon Incineroar Inteleon Kangaskhan Kingambit Kommo-o Gym Leader Larry Lopunny Lurantis Lycanroc (midnight form) Kahuna Nanu Majin Malamar Mandibuzz Mareanie Marrowak Marowak (ghost) Maushold Mawile Mawile (mega) Mightyena Miltank Mimikyu MissingNo. Naganadel Cipher Nascour Ninetales (Alolan form) Noivern Obstagoon Gym Leader Opal Team Yell Leader Piers Team Skull Admin Plumeria Pyroar Pyukumuku Rapidash (Galarian form) Rayquaza Rayquaza (mega) Sableye Sableye (mega) Salazzle Scolipede Seviper Shedinja Shiinotic Spectrier Spiritomb Tauros Team Skull Grunt (trainer class) Thievul Tinkaton Toxtricity Trevenant Vespiqueen Wooloo Xurkitree Zangoose Zoroark (Hisuian form)

Postal

Postal Dude

Psychonauts

Sasha Nein

The Red Eclipse!

Miss Conduct

Resident Evil

The Duke HUNK Karl Heisenberg Leon Scott Kennedy Mr. X (T-00) Nemesis (Nemesis-T Type) Salvatore Moreau

Silent Hill

Pyramid Head Robbie Rabbit

Space Ghost

Brak Moltar Sisto Zorak

Stardew Valley

The Dwarf Elliott Shane Willy The Wizard

Star Trek

Lietenant Commander Data Soong Constable Odo Ital

Star Wars

General Grievous General Armitage Hux Kylo Ren (Ben Solo) Darth Maul Captain Phasma Grand Admiral Thrawn (Mitth'raw'nuruodo)

Studio Ghibli

The Mandrake No-Face

The Time Machine

The Über-Morlock

Unicorn: Warriors Eternal

Edred

The Venture Bros.

The Action Man (Rodney) Master Billy Quizboy (William Whalen) Brock Samson Dragoon (Jiles Perry Richardson, Jr.) Henchman 21 (Gary) Iggy Pop (James Newell Osterberg, Jr.) The Monarch (Malcolm Fitzcarraldo) Dr. Mrs. the Monarch (Sheila) Dr. Orpheus (Dr. Byron Orpheus) Pete White Red Mantle (Charles Hardin Holley) Sergeant Hatred (Courtney Robert) Vendata (Don Fitzcarraldo)

Warhammer 40k

Corvus Corax Leman Russ Magnus the Red The Night Haunter (Konrad Curze)

Warlock

The Warlock

Weird Science

Metal Face

What We Do in the Shadows

Laszlo Cravensworth Nandor the Relentless

[ambiguouspuzuma]

I realise I'm a little late to the party on this, but I recently finished reading @ashen-crest's wonderful A Rival Most Vial and I have been struggling to put the words together for my review. I signed up for an advanced copy in exchange for my honest thoughts, but I have to say that my feelings have rather taken over.

Those who have heard me speak on it before will know that I'm no great reader of romances. There are some who hear terms like "slow burn" or "enemies to lovers" and come flocking to the shelves, but I've never been a particular fan of the format or its various tropes. Still, reading page after page of RK Ashwick's heartfelt novel, I couldn't help but fall in love with it, despite my initial preconceptions, which... well, I suppose that's the trope, isn't it?

You may have also seen me talk about the superficial reasons to find this book beautiful. Ashwick is clearly a master of the finishing touches, which reach beyond the professional cover to a word-perfect blurb, the way chapter headings are cleverly replaced with steps in a recipe, the way point-of-view characters are identified with their idiosyncratic vials, and even some hand-drawn inserts to tie a bow on the top.

I am now pleased to confirm that this story tastes as good as it looks. The narrative is all heart, and you don't need to be a fan of other tropes like "found family" or "hurt/comfort" to find yourself falling in love with the inhabitants of Rosemond Street, who combine for a perfectly cosy read that might have kept me warm throughout February, if I hadn't found myself racing through the pages in half the time.

Although the core of the tale is a comforting one, Ashwick sprinkles enough conflict and subplot to keep the plot moving at a healthy pace, and enough jeopardy to leave you genuinely invested in a happy ending. I found myself tearing up with the characters, and wishing I could visit the Scar to share some cookies and tea and much-needed hugs. If Ambrose wasn't relatable enough, his story is scarily similar to that of my own current protagonist, Nathan Warner of Going Quietly, which left me especially susceptible to his charms, but I dare anyone to defy them.

The Scar itself is a wonderful piece of worldbuilding, and there are some other innovations, from the messaging system to Tom the automaton, and flourishes in things like potion ingredients. By-and-large, however, Rosemond Street is a setting which will be familiar to any reader with a passing awareness of genre staples, from the fantasy races to their trades catering to Dungeons & Dragons style adventurers (albeit with a contemporary American blend, with some clever references to college campuses, organised sports and trade journals which makes it feel much closer to home).

This is not a bug, but a feature. In leaning on those existing archetypes, Ashwick is free to tell this character-driven story without being bogged down by the sort of gibberish and exposition that has hamstrung many other fantasy tales. Without it, A Rival Most Vial is deliciously readable, its prose perfectly weighted, accessible with just enough flavour and texture to satisfy all tastes at once. It melted the heart of this crusty old cynic. If you're in need of a little warm honey to soothe your soul, I have the perfect potion to recommend.

[crownhcart]

muses list.

original characters. khelada fidelis | high fantasy làzaro dadiva | modern fantasy itch | humanoid monster retriever | team fortress 2 john clark piranesi | fallen london skipper | human!penguins of madagascar reynauld | darkest dungeon i & ii

videogames. handsome jack | borderlands series the beheaded | dead cells the hand of the king | dead cells red mage | everhood sabin rene figaro | final fantasy vi nathan drake | uncharted gemini | lies of p geppetto | lies of p mad donkey | lies of p black rabbit's eldest ( hase ) | lies of p black rabbit's eccentric ( coello ) | lies of p black rabbit's battle maniac ( hare ) | lies of p polendina | lies of p alidoro | lies of p peppino spaghetti | pizza tower leon s. kennedy | resident evil series ( remakes centred ) luis serra | resident evil 4 ( remakes centred ) h.u.n.k. | resident evil series ( remakes centred ) james sunderland | silent hill 2 remake

tv series. eleventh doctor | doctor who the master | doctor who

manga & comics. luffy | one piece sanji | one piece

others. doctor alto h. clef | scp foundation cecil palmer | welcome to night vale climber | castle of nations

[montammil]

Hi there! 🌠

For all the characters, (including Harper if you'd like) could I interest them to play dnd with me? (We always need more dnd players :'> )

If I could convince them to play dnd, what type of character would they want to play?

Oooh, good question!! It's been so long since I played DnD, sorry if I'm a little misinformed XD

Marshall: Would be a little awkward playing DnD at first since he never did before, but after a while he'd get into it. He'd play as an elf, and his class would be a bard.

Lawrence: Played some DnD when he was younger, he'd remember a little of it, but he'd agree happily. He'd play as a human, and his class would be a rogue.

Sadie: Would love DnD the most! She has played it many times before, and would also make an excellent dungeon master. She'd play as a centaur and would be a ranger.

Nathan: Has played DnD before but is not a good role-player, would hardly make an effort. If pestered enough, he would give in and play. I can see him being a human and playing as a barbarian.

Charlotte: It'd also take a lot of pestering for her to play, and even then, she would be less fun to play with than Nathan since she is just confused the entire time. She'd play as a human druid.

Harper: They also would've played when they were younger, so it wouldn't take them long to catch on again. They'd probably be the most fun to play with, alongside Sadie. They'd play as a tiefling wizard.

[dustedmagazine]

CIA Debutante — Down, Willow (Siltbreeze)

Photo by DIGARD Aurelien

CIA Debutante-Down, Willow LP by Siltbreeze Records

“Dark web…in the dark ages,” mutters Nathan Roche in voice like a tombstone, as a percolation of electronics corrodes in the background. The sound is immersive and disturbing, noises like factory equipment clashing with eerie Suicide-like beats. A dystopia emerges, but which dystopia? Are we trapped in some pre-Enlightenment dungeon, with dripping walls and iron chains and shadowy instruments of torture lurking in corners? Or are we in the wrong-turn environment of right this minute, where bitcoin billionaires arrange drug deals and assassinations in the blighted corners of a digital reality. “Dark Ages” slips queasily between these possibilities, as dread seethes and beats clatter and Fall-like rants morph into Current 93-ish apocalypse. It’s a creepy ride, but worth taking.

CIA Debutante has been at its unsettling craft for most of a decade, a duo of poet/guitarist Roche and the visual artist Paul Bonnet, who manages electronics and beats. Down, Willow is the group’s fourth full-length album, though there have been a slew of singles and EPs as well, and it has a startling dark clarity to it.

Consider, for instance, the two “Old Masters” tracks that bookend the disc. The opening salvo forms out of void-ish rush, a keyboard oscillating as Roche utters cryptic phrases. The lyrics are full of technological nouns, hard drives and floppy drives, files and replication, but also some archaic markets. “Old Masters” are at once antique oil paintings and neglected wav files, and the mystery resolves in a pun, as Roche mutters, “Truth be told, no one knows what mastering is.”

The second version comes at the very end of the recording, amid a rattle of metal, a foghorn moan of flickering tone. The lyrics are largely repeated—a horse carries old masters under threat of whip, but whether they are paintings or digital files is unclear—but the music is more agitated and dense. A sound like an old typewriter—or is it a glitch beat—clatters in the background, as space-age bloops of tone bloom and fade.

It’s a surreal movie in sense-surround, a VR-environment rusting at the edges, and you never know exactly where you are or what is happening. And yet it’s quite compelling on its own koan-like terms. Contradictions open passageways to strange alternate landscapes. A dove dies mid-ballet. An architect dreams a building. A cabinet minister awaits a clandestine meeting in a boiler room. It might be 1300 or 1800 or some futuristic ruin of now, and as in all the best nightmares, it’s all of them at once and none of them.

Jennifer Kelly

[monstermaster13]

It is time for storytime with Bonzi and it is time for an extra helping of bizarre with this one! There once was a Deviantart and furaffinity universe user named Jacobo McBadMan, Jacobo thought he could tell others what to write about, one day he decided to target Nathan (for no reason other than the fact he thought Nathan was a hypocrite for not liking weight gain!) by commenting on his page. 'Lol I totally love how you hate fat fetish art while totally doing weight gain transformation stuff with were-aykroyds.' 'First of all dingus Mcmoron, it's called satire and dark comedy, ever heard of those things? Also your typical weight gain fic is just simping over how fat someone is getting!'

'Oh but you are delusional if you think you are any different.' 'Oh but I am, my work is played for horror and comedy, sometimes both, not for fetish purposes. Look, I had a brief interest in weight gain stories once, but that was only because the ones I read years ago were harmless and I did not know that weight gain was a thing. I never wanted to become overweight myself!'

'You aren't any better yourself, telling others what they can and cannot write about. If I want to write about people turning into clones of Dan Aykroyd, I can and I will! It is my content and not yours. Maybe if you want fat fetish porn you could just go on onlyfans, there are tons of desperate lardo boys on there.'

Obviously this was ticking Jacobo off really badly so he complained about Nathan for no reason (but the reason was because he knew Nathan was right and he was a moron and didn't want to admit it!), so for seemingly what seemed like a few months nothing more came of it. But then he came on DA and posted the father of all shitty comments on his page…'Still yelling at clouds? Man, I thought you could not get any more delusional.' 'Sounds like you are talking about yourself again. Look, if you want horny fat content or me to respect that kind of content, forget it, you will get dum dum content and like it!'

Nathan definitely knew he had had enough of this moron and his stupid antics so he chanted a spell to summon a familiar purple gorilla, a cloud of smoke materialized in the room and took on the form of a gorilla, the gorilla stretched as he greeted him. 'I have been summoned! What can I do for you, oh dearest summoner?' 'This little moron over here obviously has a highly inflated opinion of himself and of weight gain, show him how much of a dum dum he is by telling him the horrors of it, please!'

'It will be my pleasure to teach this stubborn shithead a lesson.' 'Good, see to it that he gets treated like a dum dum!' 'Oh I shall indeed, you can count on me and he will get his just desserts.' Bonzi floated over to JacobMcBadman who was being a penis-headed moron as per usual. 'You must be the little punk known as McBadman, I am Bonzi.' 'What are you supposed to be an NFT or an OC?' 'Oh no, I am no NFT. I am Bonzi, lord and master of the internet!'

'I didn't know the internet needed a master.' 'Oh but it does and that master is me. And now what is this I hear about you not liking dum dum were-aykroyds while defending fat fetish content?' 'Well..' 'You would have to be a dum dum to think otherwise.' Bonzi smirked as he used his magic to make an entrance form in the wall. 'What is this entrance for, your fat fetish dungeon?' 'No silly, it is for what I will show you!'

A cart manifested in front of Jacobo and he was teleported into the cart, the cart moved all by itself and showed him a House of Horrors attraction in which people who did weight gain art or had a fat fetish met their demises, such as one person being fattened up by a demon and turning into a fat pig-like demon to reflect his greedy attitude, a man who wished to play the part of a fat villain slowly turning into Baron Harkonnen from David Lynch's adaptation of Dune, another man wished he could be a fat man with liquid dripping down with his body as he slowly gained weight and found himself turning into a living Buddha statue with a fountain that attached itself. 'That's what he gets for wishing he could have liquid running down his fat body, now he is a living Buddha statue and he will be sitting like that forever.' 'You turned him into a statue?' 'Well he wished for this.'

One room showed a person turning into a grotesque human/elephant seal hybrid while several others showed several fat fetish artists melting together into a puddle. 'Do you see what will happen if you do not stop acting like a dum dum?' 'A dum dum, me?' 'Why yes, you, you are a dum dum after all!'

'But I am a human.' 'Oh really, my dearest dum dum? You are a dum dum were-aykroyd, you always have been. You have always been a good dum dum were-aykroyd who loves to eat, fart, and serve the master!' His eyes gave off a supernatural glow and Jacobo could not help but look into them and fall into a trance…'Y-Yes, I live to serve my master.' '

Yes, and who is your master? That is right, me. I am your master. This form of yours was a mistake. You were never meant to be skinny, you were meant to be a fat were-aykroyd wife who serves a loving master, you were meant to be your real self, look at you, you are so weak and thin, you need to embrace your true nature.' 'My true nature, master?'

'Why yes, your true nature as a gluttonous were-aykroyd wife who loves food. Come with me, I have a room I wish to show you.' The cart stopped over at a room that was a giant kitchen filled with food, food that was no doubt tempting for the entranced mentally dum dumed Jacob. 'Do you like the food I have picked out for us?' 'Oh master, those look yummy!' 'Well let's sit down and eat, my dearest dum dumikins!' The two of them jumped out of the cart and entered the kitchen.

Bonzi gave Jacobo all sorts of fattening and delicious treats like pies, cakes, donuts and even chocolates..each bit of food helped increase the dum dum personality traits in his mind as Jacob scoffed them all down, he looked at himself and started giggling as his hands slowly enlarged as his fingers thickened, his fingernails extending into beautiful well-manicured ones. 'Oooh dum dum has pretty nails!' 'Of course you do, you are a most beautiful dum dum wife!'

His chest and torso slowly expanded and swelled with fat, pushing against his shirt as brown hairs grew on them, his hands also developed brown hairs as did his arms. 'Oooh, dum dum has nice hairs.' 'Of course you do, so big, so silly, so tubby wubby!' his stomach was also swelling and inflating with fat and he could not help but rub it and make cute dum dum noises as he did so. 'Oooh, dum dum is growing, dum dum is growing.' 'Oh yes, you certainly are. Your human clothes are tearing, because dum dums are too big for those puny clothes, tee hee hee!'

He felt a couple of round formations growing on his chest which blossomed out into a pair of plus sized breasts, breasts that were pumping up with milk and dripping all over his shirt. 'Tee hee, dum dum is making milk!' 'Oh yes, of course you are. Dum dum wives like you need to make milk for future dum dum offspring, and you are going to be a perfect mommy one day.' 'Dum dum will be a mommy?' 'Oh yes, and a good one at that.'

His shirt slowly ripped apart as the buttons flew all over the place, his fattening belly on full display for everyone to see! 'Look at you, my lovely dum dum, such a lovely belly. I could just poke it all day, poke, poke, poke!' 'Stop it, stop poking dum dum's lovely belly. Wait did I call myself a dum dum?' 'Of course you certainly did. You are my dum dum after all.'

Bonzi rubbed Jacob's growing stomach and laughed at how cute he was being…'Aaaw, you are so precious, and a good dum dum.'Jacob's shoes got increasingly tighter and tighter until they ripped apart, exposing his feet which were growing larger and developing webbed toes. 'Oooh, dum dum is so pretty.' 'Oh yes, very pretty.’

Jacobo groaned as Bonzi rubbed his stomach and cuddled him, his rear inflated as it pushed against his jeans, causing his jeans to slowly tighten as a series of farts produced from his behind. 'Oooh, dum dum toots.' 'Yes, you do, toot toot, dum dum!' He giggled and laughed as his legs thickened and his stomach slowly pushed against his belt, breaking his belt right open. 'Oopsy, my belt broke off!' 'That is alright, my beloved dummikins! Your growing belly was too big for it anyway.'

He giggled as his privates shifted to become those of the opposite sex and at the same time his online profiles was shifting as well, his furaffinity page was warping to be a dum dum were-aykroyd centric page with a favorites selection of were-aykroyds with their masters and his username had shifted too..from JacoboMcBadMan to 'DumDumLoverGirl900' and the icon/pfp was that of a fat female were-aykroyd. 'There we go, so much better and fitting for you, my sweet big dum dum ice cream with a cherry on top!'

His jeans slowly tore up in a few places, leaving him in his shorts and scraps of his shirt as he watched his Deviantart profile shift in the same way his furaffinity page had, changing to 'DumDumLoverGirl' and showing pictures of were-aykroyds with their masters. 'Do you like what you see, my dearest dumpling with two lovely round buns?' 'Oh yes, my delicious bubblegum sweetie pie topped with blackberries! This suits me more than my old page did.’ 'Of course it does, that acting all high and mighty thing was not for you, you are more natural as a dum dum because that is the real you!'

He giggled as he slowly grew in height to 6'1 as his hair lengthened, his eyes widening as eyelashes blossomed around them, one of them turning from brown to green as his face plumped up. 'You are right, my delicious ice cream sundae with a chocolate scoop!' 'A good dum dum always obeys his or her master and you will always obey me, won't you?' 'Oh yes, I certainly will, my delicious big bowl of candy with two delicious marshmallows!'

His eyebrows thickened a little as his nose broadened and developed a cleft, he kissed Bonzi as his lips became kissable and his features became Aykroydian and feminine, any traces of his former self were disappearing. 'Oh you look so much better than before, you look like a big sweetie pie with some cream on top!'

Jacobo realized he had been a right dum dum to be so rude to someone for having different tastes than his own (in fact, he had been a right dum dum!) and he realized at this point he was a 'she', in fact 'she' was a super pretty dum dum female were-aykroyd as her mind shifted, making her feel like she had always been a dum dum as her room morphed and twisted into a lovely paradise for a pretty feminine dum dum were-aykroyd. 'Is this to your liking, my delicious dumpling?' 'Why yes it is, I don't know what I was thinking by being a dum dum to Nathan. But then again dum dum has always been such a dumpy dum dum!'

'Of course you have, but I forgive you. You are such a squishy soft cuddly wuddly dumball! I love you so much, as your master, I know what is best for you.' 'I would never betray you, master.' Jacobo or rather 'Jacey' made a series of cute were-aykroyd noises as he/she was petted by Bonzi. 'You are such a good dum dum were-aykroyd.'

Mentally she felt very stupid and silly (but that is normal for a dum dum) and she felt like cuddling, hugging and playing with her master. 'And so my work here is done, I have taught you a lesson and taught you well I have!’ She giggled and hugged her new master, the gorilla known as Bonzi. 'Oh how I love you, my big banana split with two delicious cherries!' 'And I love you too, my delightful sashimi with a big pair of dumplings!'

She blushed bright red after hearing Bonzi's adult themed food related terms of endearment, because they made her laugh so much that she turned bright red in the face as she kissed him and cuddled him. Bonzi smiled and cuddled his new dum dum were-aykroyd. 'You will be a fine mommy one day, maybe you will find a dum dum were-aykroyd husband who loves you, but for now, enjoy your life as one, as this is your new life and you will live it forever.'

'Forever.' Jasey murmured dumbly before yawning and laying down on the ground, resting as he put a blanket on her and sang a soothing lullaby. 'Good night, my dearest dum dum-ball, have the sweetest of dreams about me.' She closed her eyes and drifted off to sleep.

And so Bonzi used his magic to keep the dum dum were-aykroyd known as Jacey safe and sound, looking after her and raising her the right way, as a result, over time Jacey became nicer and more respectful of others. And eventually she met a male were-aykroyd dum dum to claim as her own and the two of them dated and formed a lovely relationship with each-other.

It wasn't long until Jacey's giant stomach had several little mini dum dums growing inside them and when it was time for her to give birth there was an elaborate ceremony and Bonzi himself was the minister! And when they got married they became closer to each-other than ever before.

Bonzi had done a good job in teach another wrongdoer a lesson and also showing them the errors of their ways and giving them a new identity, and Jacey had now reformed and lightened up, all was well with the world! And thus brings us to the moral of the story, don't act like a dum dum to others online or you might as well end up becoming one yourself!

[mirandamckenni1]

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[sharp-silver4795]

Creepypasta’s Halloween

Dungeon~

The dungeon likes to bring havoc on Halloween!

I haven’t talked much about the set up of the Dungeon- but they have “sections” like the mansion.

They all like to do different things and cause chaos in their own ways.

Sometimes they’ll even team up with members of the mansion to make the ultimate mischief!!!

Casters

Judge thinks she’s too good for Halloween 🙄

Scarecrow will usually pretend to be an eerie corn maze decoration and snap her jaws at children to scare them shitless

Silent Borders

Ani has fun going to the park and giving people a chill. Sometimes, she’ll kill them with frost bite for little to no reason.

Zero likes to just break things: store windows, car windows, house windows, bones, etc. It’s her favorite way to spend Halloween.

Edges

Bloody Painter usually stays in and paints spooky pictures.

A Truce for The Night

Slenderman and Zalgo will let them have their fun

Bloody Angel, Candy Cane, Candy Pop, Laughing Jack and Laughing Jill, will all go to the Laughing Clowns’ Fun House of Death. Sometimes Jason or Vine will join them, but it’s not often.

Ani and Zero go to the DR’s party 🤭

Chess Master, Dark Link, Glitchy Red, and Kagekao have a tradition of having a giant game tournament! Lost Silver just kinda watches from the sidelines.

Kate will try her hardest to meet scarecrow in the corn maze. But she usually fails.

Proxies

Most of them don’t go anywhere, they have to make sure a few of the non-proxies don’t kill each other-

Rouge and Wilson spend a couple’s night watching horror movies and eating chocolate <3

Kat doesn’t celebrate Halloween. Instead he’s making Una Ofrenda for El día de Los muertos.

X-Virus will go trick or treating with Toby and Sally. Brian and mostly Tim don’t trust them all to be out together XD

Defensive Rebellion

Nathan and Puppeteer practically do teenager level pranks 🙄

Clockwork, Nina, and Jane are setting up for a Halloween Party!

Offensive Rebellion

Liu and EJ just have the house to themselves. They put on some scary movies and end up napping instead 😴

Divider Creds: Sister-Lucifer ; adornedwithlight

Header Creds: MEEE!!!!