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hey so last night i was looking for charming teddy bears, and what should have been a just and noble quest devolved into a horrible discovery:

for around 200 big ones, you can purchase a teddy bear with the body of a man and the eyes of a creature that knows it should not exist

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Woah , my garage dog has arrived ,

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Why can't we ever use bullshit bioessentialism for fun things

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Biting killing maiming ect

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Idk who/how to ask this so I'm asking you-- can someone provide a list of the Danny Phantom ship names bc this phandom is so strange w it & I don't get it 😭😭

Tbh whenever i cant remember one i just google "danny phantom ship names" and like five different lists will pop up. Theyre all pretty accurate even if some ships i think are completely made up in a "no ones ever shipped this you just wanted to make a pun" kinda way. Heres one option,

The main issue more so is finding a list that also accurately tells you which ship name is the most up to date. For Example, the phandom has classically referred to Danny/Dash as Swagger Bishie, but i like never see them called that anymore. Its all Teddy Ghost nowadays as far as i can tell 🤷

Fandom wiki also lists some crossover ships for some reason?? I think thats pretty funny actually

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love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

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submission 15 for @green-with-envy-phandom-event with lines by @marzfartz hehehee I was delighted to stain glass - ify Tiny Valerie too

(speedpaint of process under the cut for those curious)

I don't know if anyone caught on to the fact that Dani's glass texture is upside down to Danny's glass texture 👀 (I love a little symbolism of their clone relationship asdfgh)

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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you can leave the house with a bare face and suffer no consequences btw. if you're a woman you do not have to wear any makeup

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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(grabs you by the shoulders) you have to make room for new experiences in your life. you have to go through the unpleasant work of leaving your comfort zone, even if just for a few minutes at a time. because if you don't, your brain will trick you into stagnation. you will start to believe that the world can barely fit you in it. but that's not true. it's the opposite way around. you can fit the whole word inside of you. your task is only this: to welcome it with open arms

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Took a year to complete this quilt! Pattern is by NASA Astronaut Karen Nyberg called Cupola View. Fabrics used were also designed by Karen, the collection is called Earth Views.

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Oh wow, I completely forgot to post this before I fell down my new hyperfixation rabbit hole, I can't forget my Danny Phantom OT3

Kinda a paint over (draw over?) thing of an old Phannie May piece from 6 years ago, original under the cut

I really enjoy redrawing this series, probably cause I had a lot of fun ideas without a lot of skill to execute them

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