I keep thinking of sweetheart!reader who keeps on getting ellie worked up and going insane just thinking about her, how you may ask? Just by smiling to her and giggling at her dad jokes. Both of you are dumb and dumber, and ellie is here for it all <3
Sweetheart!reader who has a whole bag full of emergency kits — that are filled with bandages that have hearts and bears on it that you collected from abandoned nurseries and other necessary stuff — and snacks and cute little weapons that joel says will not do justice when you are in an emergency and two sets of Nintendo switches just for funzies :3
Joel groaned as he felt a sharp nail press against his shoe, causing him to freeze at his place and sit down quietly before taking the shoe off and finding out that it poked his foot's skin to the point it's bleeding.
You quickly came to him and looked at him with your eyes widened, kneeling next to him and getting your emergency kit out while ellie stood by the door to guard you guys from any zombie. Pulling out the bear bandage since joel acts like one and putting it on the wound and patting joel's shoulder lightly, ignoring the fact that he's glaring at you offensively.
"There you go, all good now! Could you walk?" You ask while smiling widely, your dimples making it's presence known. Ellie turning around to see the bear bandage on joel's feet, holding her laugh with all the power that she has, visually shaking.
Joel groaned and sighed, "I'm fine, I could walk."
Later on that day, Ellie kept on calling Joel 'baba bear' which made Tom confused and curious to see why Joel was called that. And god, he joined Ellie in bullying Joel out; making Joel feel more humiliated than he ever did in his whole life.
Sweetheart!reader who straddles ellie's hips while she's lying down and doing her nails and make up, with ellie just looking you starstruck, her eyes turning into hearts as she sees you leaning closer to her body, feels the warmth of your thighs against her hips, craving that body contact of yours with hers.
You hum a song melody that you heard in the bar, tilting your head to the side as you leaned closer to ellie's face, focused on not missing up the thin coating of your cherry lip balm on her lips. Poor ellie, just getting more and more redder as you leaned closer, her hands pressed against on her bed's sheets like she was sewed on it.
"Ellie, could you put your hands on my hips so I dont fall, please?" You ask with your soft voice going through ellie's ears like an on-going melody.
"Mhm–"
She obeys you and lands her trembling hands on your waist, that you soon corrected and lowered them to your hips, freaking ellie out to the point if you look inside her mind you will see her braincells fighting every urge that has to do with you.
Sweetheart!reader who just a ball of sunshine walking around the town, smiling to everyone as if life was nothing but unicorn dust and cotton candy. But hey people in town quite of a fond with it, smiling back to you each time you pass by. You gave them hope of a new future and they loved it, but not ellie, cause she thought alot of creeps are not worth your gorgeous smile to be in their direction even, she would always put her hand on your mouth and snatch you to her with her arm on your shoulder, taking her words to heart.
You walked around with ellie, hands in hands as you waved to joel's friends on the street. Both of you were walking to the bar to have a drink as a prize for finishing 4 commissions in one day, ellie was okay with it until you turned your head to one of the guys that were rumored to be perverts. Pulling you to the other side so the guy doesn't look over at the skin your shorts were showing, and putting your hands down as you were about to wave to him. A dumb act out of you.
You looked up at her with your doe eyes, "Hey, I was–"
"Don't." She warned, "just not for him."
You giggled, tilting you head to the side, "you jealous?"
Ellie glared at you for a moment and closed her eyes, sighing as she nodded to you, "yes, very." Before leaning down and kissing your forehead.
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Beetlejuice: I want to ask you a question, straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer. What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?
Lydia: Well Beetle, that's difficult to say. We really don't...
Beetlejuice: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you Babes, just... The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Lydia: Not good.
[the background soundtrack music suddenly stops]
Beetlejuice: [he gulps, his mouth twitching] You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Lydia: I'd say more like one out of a million.
Beetlejuice: [long pause while he processes what he's heard] So you're telling me there's a chance. YEAH!
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- —Así que tú eres el sujeto — -no quería sonar tan despectiva, pero no podía evitarlo. Conocía a Seongyeol desde que nacieron esos dos gemelos y no dejaron de dar problemas a su pobre tío Taeim, tan dulce y agradable persona. Así que tenía un afecto por el cabezón ese tan igual como el afecto que tenía por Eunho, si hermano menor. - —Sé que es estúpido y que de cierta parte fue mi culpa por perderlo de vista en esa tonta fiesta, pero ya me castigué corriendo cincuenta vueltas al campo de futbol. ¿Cómo voy a castigarte a ti, Hyuk? — -no honoríficos, de hecho, su esencia de caoba y cerezas se impone en la mesa rodeada de omegas y el sujeto que tendría su bota en el trasero pronto, era el alfa con ellos. | @smileflowcr @blacksvans
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Highlights from a series of insane textchain between me and my bestie @i-got-the-power1412 after we were left shattered, disintegrated and left crying aka after Good Omens 2.
Let me begin with an introduction:
The attack:
The Effects:
Fandom, how are we doing? 😭😭
Neil Gaiman 🤝🏼 God (in Good Omens)
Thoughts?
Michael Sheen and David Tennant 😭😭😭😭😭
Gabriel and the Ineffable Beaureaucracy
Please say it louder for the people in the back 😭😭😭
Well, unfortunately, we have reached the 10 pic limit, hence, more highlights of this convo should be uploaded by @i-got-the-power1412 (it's an order, darling!)
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Attempt #34908324
at getting back into running is a success! So far! We'll see how it goes.
The last few times I tried I either ended up sick (thanks, PEM) or overwhelmingly fatigued for a solid week that all I could really do was sleep. I'm REALLY hoping that my mega dose of vitamin D I've started taking (doctor prescribed) keeps my body from going buck wild about it.
For now, I'm just happy to have moved faster than a walk. 4.2MPH, so more of a jog than a run but I'm happy to move! Didn't time anything but I think I will next time, assuming my body isn't angry with me. Didn't run for super long either, but enough that my legs feel like jelly and oh my gosh...were they on fire. I missed it c:
An hour later and I'm not feeling like I'm about to fall asleep so??? lookin' good so far!!! lol
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Movies Jim Carrey agreed to do the sequel
In ace Ventura: nature calls ace Ventura was hired to find a rare white bat
In dumber and dumber 2 Lloyd Christmas helped his friend harry Dunn find his illegitimate daughter
In sonic the hedgehog 2 Dr. Eggman Robotnik still want to kill sonic the hedgehog
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