#Dumb and Dumber 2

[beaulesbian]

Luffy & Zoro in Wano || One Piece ep. 897

[verywolf589]

Beetlejuice: I want to ask you a question, straight out, flat out, and I want you to give me the honest answer. What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me ending up together?

Lydia: Well Beetle, that's difficult to say. We really don't...

Beetlejuice: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you Babes, just... The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?

Lydia: Not good.

[the background soundtrack music suddenly stops]

Beetlejuice: [he gulps, his mouth twitching] You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?

Lydia: I'd say more like one out of a million.

Beetlejuice: [long pause while he processes what he's heard] So you're telling me there's a chance. YEAH!

[stary-darlin]

I keep thinking of sweetheart!reader who keeps on getting ellie worked up and going insane just thinking about her, how you may ask? Just by smiling to her and giggling at her dad jokes. Both of you are dumb and dumber, and ellie is here for it all <3

Sweetheart!reader who has a whole bag full of emergency kits — that are filled with bandages that have hearts and bears on it that you collected from abandoned nurseries and other necessary stuff — and snacks and cute little weapons that joel says will not do justice when you are in an emergency and two sets of Nintendo switches just for funzies :3

Joel groaned as he felt a sharp nail press against his shoe, causing him to freeze at his place and sit down quietly before taking the shoe off and finding out that it poked his foot's skin to the point it's bleeding.

You quickly came to him and looked at him with your eyes widened, kneeling next to him and getting your emergency kit out while ellie stood by the door to guard you guys from any zombie. Pulling out the bear bandage since joel acts like one and putting it on the wound and patting joel's shoulder lightly, ignoring the fact that he's glaring at you offensively.

"There you go, all good now! Could you walk?" You ask while smiling widely, your dimples making it's presence known. Ellie turning around to see the bear bandage on joel's feet, holding her laugh with all the power that she has, visually shaking.

Joel groaned and sighed, "I'm fine, I could walk."

Later on that day, Ellie kept on calling Joel 'baba bear' which made Tom confused and curious to see why Joel was called that. And god, he joined Ellie in bullying Joel out; making Joel feel more humiliated than he ever did in his whole life.

Sweetheart!reader who straddles ellie's hips while she's lying down and doing her nails and make up, with ellie just looking you starstruck, her eyes turning into hearts as she sees you leaning closer to her body, feels the warmth of your thighs against her hips, craving that body contact of yours with hers.

You hum a song melody that you heard in the bar, tilting your head to the side as you leaned closer to ellie's face, focused on not missing up the thin coating of your cherry lip balm on her lips. Poor ellie, just getting more and more redder as you leaned closer, her hands pressed against on her bed's sheets like she was sewed on it.

"Ellie, could you put your hands on my hips so I dont fall, please?" You ask with your soft voice going through ellie's ears like an on-going melody.

"Mhm–"

She obeys you and lands her trembling hands on your waist, that you soon corrected and lowered them to your hips, freaking ellie out to the point if you look inside her mind you will see her braincells fighting every urge that has to do with you.

Sweetheart!reader who just a ball of sunshine walking around the town, smiling to everyone as if life was nothing but unicorn dust and cotton candy. But hey people in town quite of a fond with it, smiling back to you each time you pass by. You gave them hope of a new future and they loved it, but not ellie, cause she thought alot of creeps are not worth your gorgeous smile to be in their direction even, she would always put her hand on your mouth and snatch you to her with her arm on your shoulder, taking her words to heart.

You walked around with ellie, hands in hands as you waved to joel's friends on the street. Both of you were walking to the bar to have a drink as a prize for finishing 4 commissions in one day, ellie was okay with it until you turned your head to one of the guys that were rumored to be perverts. Pulling you to the other side so the guy doesn't look over at the skin your shorts were showing, and putting your hands down as you were about to wave to him. A dumb act out of you.

You looked up at her with your doe eyes, "Hey, I was–"

"Don't." She warned, "just not for him."

You giggled, tilting you head to the side, "you jealous?"

Ellie glared at you for a moment and closed her eyes, sighing as she nodded to you, "yes, very." Before leaning down and kissing your forehead.

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Requests: open <3

[imasexypotato]

Otto: Yesterday, I overheard Aegon saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and Sir Criston replying “trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life

[imjulia-andilikecats]

Same IQ Besties 👬

[nonokoko-draws]

Drew this small doodle for their day :]

[mikrokosmcs]

-  —Así  que  tú  eres  el  sujeto  —  -no  quería  sonar  tan  despectiva,  pero  no  podía  evitarlo.  Conocía  a  Seongyeol  desde  que  nacieron  esos  dos  gemelos  y  no  dejaron  de  dar  problemas  a  su  pobre  tío  Taeim,  tan  dulce  y  agradable  persona.  Así  que  tenía  un  afecto  por  el  cabezón  ese  tan  igual  como  el  afecto  que  tenía  por  Eunho,  si  hermano  menor.  -  —Sé  que  es  estúpido  y  que  de  cierta  parte  fue  mi  culpa  por  perderlo  de  vista  en  esa  tonta  fiesta,  pero  ya  me  castigué  corriendo  cincuenta  vueltas  al  campo  de  futbol.  ¿Cómo  voy  a  castigarte  a  ti,  Hyuk?  —  -no  honoríficos,  de  hecho,  su  esencia  de  caoba  y  cerezas  se  impone  en  la  mesa  rodeada  de  omegas  y  el  sujeto  que  tendría  su  bota  en  el  trasero  pronto,  era  el  alfa  con  ellos. | @smileflowcr @blacksvans

[hallowxiu]

they’re actual dorks

[lazaruspiss]

yeah its kinda depressing that every fandom seems to have some anti shipper niche but its also so fuckin funny sometimes. like im just remembering that rick and morty exists and holy shit was that a show that contained Sensitive Subjects portrayed only for crass amusement and self gratification. and even that show has anti shippers. (adding a cut for those who dont wanna listen to my sleep deprived rambled retellings of my rick & morty memories)

hey do yall know what the pilot was about. bc the og r&m pilot was a back to the future parody where morty has to suck off rick in order for him to have big brain power. like the og r&m has uncensored underage incest blowjobs. also the actual final show has an episode where a character proposes a "multi generational sandwich" 3way. yeah yeah but portraying incest is problematic. do u hear urself. incest doesnt even make the top 10 as far as ricks crimes against humanity go. how do yall live like that

[mai-is-a-chaotic-bye]

Highlights from a series of insane textchain between me and my bestie @i-got-the-power1412 after we were left shattered, disintegrated and left crying aka after Good Omens 2.

Let me begin with an introduction:

The attack:

The Effects:

Fandom, how are we doing? 😭😭

Neil Gaiman 🤝🏼 God (in Good Omens)

Thoughts?

Michael Sheen and David Tennant 😭😭😭😭😭

Gabriel and the Ineffable Beaureaucracy

Please say it louder for the people in the back 😭😭😭

Well, unfortunately, we have reached the 10 pic limit, hence, more highlights of this convo should be uploaded by @i-got-the-power1412 (it's an order, darling!)

[lavellane]

i love a good joke abt how cringefail solas is like anybody else but i rly hope he isnt another dumbed down antagonist in datv lol. i want to see his trickster god-isms in play soooooooooooo badly. i wanna see the schemes and traps and i want to see his ideas actually work and outsmart people the way they apparently have for millennia. mostly i desperately want to get a sense of how he managed to 1v6 the evanuris lol

[animationismycomfort]

was I the only one that thought season 2 of green eggs and ham was a total let down oooorrrr

[mangolily0]

Attempt #34908324

at getting back into running is a success! So far! We'll see how it goes.

The last few times I tried I either ended up sick (thanks, PEM) or overwhelmingly fatigued for a solid week that all I could really do was sleep. I'm REALLY hoping that my mega dose of vitamin D I've started taking (doctor prescribed) keeps my body from going buck wild about it.

For now, I'm just happy to have moved faster than a walk. 4.2MPH, so more of a jog than a run but I'm happy to move! Didn't time anything but I think I will next time, assuming my body isn't angry with me. Didn't run for super long either, but enough that my legs feel like jelly and oh my gosh...were they on fire. I missed it c:

An hour later and I'm not feeling like I'm about to fall asleep so??? lookin' good so far!!! lol

[castlescrumblingdvwn]

wolf-person, i think you need to listen to what snake-person says here..

[alphawolfice1989]

Movies Jim Carrey agreed to do the sequel

In ace Ventura: nature calls ace Ventura was hired to find a rare white bat

In dumber and dumber 2 Lloyd Christmas helped his friend harry Dunn find his illegitimate daughter

In sonic the hedgehog 2 Dr. Eggman Robotnik still want to kill sonic the hedgehog

[comicalcarnival]

"X AU_ Missed Connection"?? it sounds sad...

it starts off as like. Angst train 101 but surprisingly speedruns into "the entire Xio team has adopted X (who has taken on Daichi's appearance and is claiming to have amnesia) and now X has like, 5 siblings and 4 parents"

there's teeeechnically a fic I posted about it already (The Dream is from the MC au) but most of it is unposted still. (which is a shame, its like. 30k words and only 6~ chapters so far. well, 6 chapters and then mini .5 chapters between every chapter w/ silly in between moments/things only mentioned in the main chapter/other chara's introspection on misc events)

I'm tempted to post it, but also i feel like I should re-do the first few intro chapters so it's more coherent (p sure i wrote those ones back in 2020...? MC AU's been a WIP for SOOOOO long, awhoopsie.)