#Dua Flavours

[duaflavour]

Red Bull Shisha Flavour

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[puzzledemigod]

Oh I just saw this, thanks for the tag @jupiter-descending @ifidogaysomyself

Hmmm this is really hard but off the top of my head

@raymondshields @athena-the-undestructible @katefullbush @bisexualalienss @tenaciousgentlemanlycloud and whoever else wants to do it, feel free!

5 Favourite Characters Poll (Tag Game)

I was tag by: @star-mum

Rules: make a poll with five of your all time favourite characters and then tag five people to do the same. See which character is everyone's favourite.

Thanks you so much for the tag

Tags <3: @meeks-beas @practically-an-x-man @outer-space-face @trashworldblog @mydearlybeloathed

[hypnoespadachin]

THINK AGAIN!

34,39,43!

34 Mostly the brain. Then eyes, smile and specially boobs. But I have found that brain override the rest, even the boobs.

Here's a friend of mine I found extremely attractive. There is another one, the one with whom I discovered the "brain over boobs" thing but now is really complicate to find something from her model time. Found her.

(Also both of them are terrific hypnotic subjects. Dido even was hypnotized in an erotic hypnosis stage show).

39 I taste every dark chocolate ice cream I bump into and that is my favourite flavour HOWEVER there is an ice cream shop in Madrid that has the most amazing cinnamon and zest infused milk ice cream ever. That´s my favorite ice cream.

And then you have another place where you can make a dark chocolate milkshake with cinnamon and zest infused milk that is the best of both world. Sadly, I can only have it once a year when I travel my hometown during Summer.

43 When you say "sexiest person" my mind laser-targets a single name nowadays: Dua Lipa.

And here you have again the "brain over boobs" thing, Have you heard about her book club?

[solcorvidae]

Modern Witcher AU: My Headcanons: (part 3 of ?)

Geralt smells of coffee, caramelized sugar, kerosine, and mineral oil. The sugary scent is from his favourite fragrance (Vanilla Woods—The 7 Virtues) and it mingles well with his natural body chemistry and environmental scents. It’s very subtle but distinct and it works shockingly well for him.

Jaskier is determined to figure out what fragrance Geralt wears but is looking in all the wrong places. He assumes some of the “masculine” notes from the environment that linger on his skin and clothes are a part of the perfume. It takes Geralt explicitly telling Jaskier to look in the feminine and/or the unisex sections (of fragrantica) for him to actually do so and finally get put on the right track.

Jaskier smells of lavender and chamomile. His hair also retains the smell of his shampoo exceedingly well so he always smells clean. He uses solid fragrance that’s reminiscent of “Chamomile and Lavender Milk Tea” by The Dua Brand. It has notes of honey and raw almond milk that gives it a good balancing effect and works well with his body chemistry.

Jaskiers extended family organizes regular family reunions at grossly lavish locations at least once a year. Most of his family besides his parents and a few cousins don’t know about his cross-country road trip… or Geralt. When Jaskier brings Geralt along one year to a reunion at a rented out ski chalet he wants to make sure Geralt makes a good impression. Little did he know, most of his family would adore him and think he is such a doll. Geralt had no less than two people at any given time chatting with him for the vast majority of the weekend. As an introvert, he was exhausted by the end of each day. Jaskier is secretly convinced his family loves Geralt more than him after just a few days; however, Jaskier is more than happy to show him off so it never really bothers him much.

Geralt has a stiff gait. It stems from extremely tense muscles in his hips and lower back as a result of so many hours on the road and not enough proper stretching. Jaskier makes it his personal goal to get Geralt into physiotherapy and at the very least, flexible enough to touch his toes comfortably again.

Geralt’s nausea inducing alcohol of choice is tequila. Eskel’s is flavoured vodka. Lambert loves to get a reaction out of them over it.

Geralt can't have tequila (especially margaritas) anymore because of the near-two day hangover he had after drinking with his brothers on New Years Eve one year. Not even the night he came of age could compare to the sheer amount he knocked back that night.

Eskel's grievance against (lemonade) vodka started after a night out at the bar in his early 20's. He doesn't remember how many times he threw up that night (and he doesn't really want to either).

Lambert can hold his alcohol well but gets hangovers extremely easy, unlike Geralt and Eskel who rarely get more than a headache that's readily manageable with a single ibuprofen capsule. Lambert started keeping a bucket under his bed for this exact reason. He doesn't have a gag-inducing alcohol because if he did, all options would be exhausted with the amount of times he has been ill after a night out.

Geralt’s personal vehicle is a baby blue rust bucket of a pickup truck. It’s a sturdy but rough looking 1990 Ford Ranger.

Eskel drives a grey 2013 VW Jetta that was not taken care of too well by it’s previous owner. It’s a secondhand shitbox but it’s his secondhand shitbox.

Lambert refuses to buy his own car and when he’s not working, he makes Vesemir or his brothers drive him places when he can’t/doesn’t want to catch the bus.

Eskel gets extremely bad caffeine withdrawal symptoms since he has a much lower tolerance and rate of consumption than Geralt, who has a worrying dependency. Geralt says he's fine, but his blood pressure says otherwise.

[Modern AU Headcanon Masterpost]

[kiatheinsomniac]

in honor of it being ramadan, could you please write how the assassins (altair, ezio, connor, arno, and jacob) would react to their fem love interest being muslim? ❤️

☾ ⋆ ﾟ𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 / 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒: of course! sorry this is so late but now at least it's in time for Eid al-Adha being on the way! <3 as always, I'll just say that I'm not muslim myself so I'm always open to constructive criticism when it comes to writing about cultures and practices other than my own. A big thank you to @gojohater101 for giving me some pointers on things :) 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒: altaïr, ezio, connor, arno, jacob 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: none

｡･:*˚:✧｡altaïr ibn la'ahad

♡ if you withhold from things such as drinking, gambling, swearing, etc. it honestly inspires Altaïr to follow your example and be more diligent in his practices too! He really admires you and the way you go about following your faith.

♡ a part of me feels like Altaïr lives the sort of life where he is a man of faith but he's very busy so it's not often at the forefront of his mind. But he's seen you making wudu and dua and it's really made him dedicate more time to his faith too and he's found that he's feeling much happier in following the example that you set for him, even without meaning to. He just loves you so much and admires so many things about you, he truly believes you bring out the best in him.

｡･:*˚:✧｡ezio auditore

♡ Firenze is quite a multicultural city and he's well-travelled so Ezio won't ever judge you. He'll ask you about your practices quite a bit but it's only ever out of curiosity and so that he makes sure he doesn't ever disrespect you by accident.

♡ one of Ezio's ways of showing love is gift-giving so he'll make sure to find places that specialise in pretty and modest clothing so that he can still spoil you all while respecting your way of dressing and your comfort. He also loves cooking for you so he finds substitutes for where he might use alcohol while cooking so that it still tastes good but he's able to make a version without alcohol for you. He doesn't make a very big deal out of it though and just ends up eating the same alcohol-free food as you, it's a silent little way of him loving and respecting you.

｡･:*˚:✧｡ratonhnhaké:ton | connor kenway

♡ he's very intrigued to hear all about your beliefs and practices as well as sharing his with you! He was the one that repaired and renovated the manor so I can 100% see him setting up a prayer room for you. He wants you to have the space that you need and he consults you about it to make sure that everything is in order. He'll try fasting with you if that's something you do! He'll get up before sunrise with you to cook and eat and he'll join you in fasting during daylight too.

♡ running the homestead means that he's a pretty busy guy but he admires the way that you take time out of your day for religious practices and it makes him realise he should probably take a page out of your book and slow down every once in a while too so that he can partake in his own practices as well. He'll always provide you with whatever you need, you mean the world to him and he wants you to be well physically, mentally and spiritually.

｡･:*˚:✧｡arno dorian

♡ like Connor, he also renovates the place a little to make sure you have a prayer room because he wants you to know that he respects you and he'll always make room for you in his life - emotionally and physically. Also like Ezio, he'll find some substitute flavour for alcohol when cooking so that he can respect your beliefs. He even arranges for a new line of the café's sweets that don't include alcohol so that you have a full pick of the menu when the two of you spend time watching performances over treats and coffee together.

♡ Arno is absolutely a fashionista and I won't be convinced otherwise. He gets into learning about modest fashion so that he can still treat you with new clothes the way he thinks any man should do for his lady. Considering the time period, I'd say that a lot of his sources come from places like Morocco so he's likely bought you a kaftan or a few considering how the french ladies were rather fascinated with this fashion at the time.

｡･:*˚:✧｡jacob frye

♡ like with Ezio, Jacob's city had opened up to become a very multicultural place so he doesn't really bat an eye at you having a different faith to him. (I honestly headcanon that Jacob was likely baptised under the anglican church but he's not really a big believer, he focuses more on this life than the next). He does ask you questions out of curiosity though and because he wants to make sure he won't say something disrespectful out of a lack of understanding.

♡ he's watches you pray a few times just out of a simple fascination and curiosity. He once interrupted you making wudu because he didn't know what you were doing but he was quick to apologise and let you continue without interruption once you explained to him - he ended up buying you some flowers to say sorry because he felt really bad for having interrupted something that he knows is so important to you.

p.s. again, I'm very open to any sort of constructive criticism! I want my followers to feel represented in my work. You all have a place on my blog, no matter what your background is 🩵

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[dixonsbrat]

𖥔 𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐑 𖥔

the name is 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐔𝐒, but you can call me 𝐕𝐄𝐄!

mid-twenties. she/her/hers. bi. infp-t. libra. australian. hufflepuff. losercore gamer girl. hopeless romantic. lover of all things watermelon flavoured. people pleaser. proactive procrastinator. anxious lil bug. certified yapper. obsessor of fictional characters with daddy issues and calling middle-aged men babygirl.

spotify. wattpad. pinterest. rec blog. nsfw blog.

𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐒 ; daryl dixon , joel miller , rafe cameron , rick grimes , steve harrington .

𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐋𝐘 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐀𝐒 ; venuslore , faeology , solarluvs , ahoymayfield , runawaymunson , euthoricspidey , wanturvideo .

𝐇 𝐘 𝐏 𝐄 𝐑 𝐅 𝐈 𝐗 𝐀 𝐓 𝐈 𝐎 𝐍 𝐒

⟢ 𝐓𝐕 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐒 ﾉ 𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐌𝐒 ; stranger things ⊹ the walking dead ⊹ outer banks ⊹ the hunger games ⊹ the summer i turned pretty ⊹ cyberpunk : edgerunners ⊹ yellowjackets ⊹ marvel cinematic universe ⊹ the wizarding world ⊹ star wars ⊹ the bear ⊹ avatar ⊹ heartstopper ⊹ the witcher ⊹ bridgerton ⊹ disenchantment ⊹ scott pilgrim vs the world ⊹ scream ⊹ twilight ⊹ free guy ⊹ lisa frankenstein ⊹ the boys ⊹ the craft ⊹ 10 things i hate about you ⊹

⟢ 𝐕𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐎 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 ; the sims 4 ⊹ cyberpunk 2077 ⊹ fortnite ⊹ animal crossing ⊹ life is strange ⊹ the last of us ⊹ dreamlight valley ⊹ baldur’s gate 3 ⊹ death stranding ⊹ resident evil ⊹ grand theft auto ⊹ the dark pictures anthology ⊹ detroit: become human ⊹ star wars jedi ⊹ bully ⊹ alice: madness returns ⊹ house party ⊹ five nights at freddy’s ⊹ alan wake ⊹ control ⊹

⟢ 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒 ﾉ 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒 ; djo ⊹ paramore ⊹ billie eilish ⊹ harry styles ⊹ boygenius ⊹ emei ⊹ maya hawke ⊹ the driver era ⊹ wallows ⊹ catfish and the bottlemen ⊹ chappell roan ⊹ robinson ⊹ tate mcrae ⊹ dua lipa ⊹ between friends ⊹ bad suns ⊹ sabrina carpenter ⊹ angus & julie stone ⊹ gorillaz ⊹ jade lemac ⊹ lizzy mcalpine ⊹ halsey ⊹ gracie abrams ⊹ royel otis ⊹ benson boone ⊹ flo ⊹ nessa barrett ⊹ gigi perez ⊹ suki waterhouse ⊹ jade ⊹ dominic fike ⊹ noah kahan ⊹ the aces ⊹

ᰔ 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐌𝐔𝐓𝐔𝐀𝐋𝐒 ᰔ

@amorchai ⊹ @lovebugcody ⊹ @oncasette ⊹ @corrodedcorpses ⊹ @anqeliclust ⊹ @bruisedboys ⊹ @thyme-in-a-bubble ⊹ @ladylannisterxo ⊹ @superhoeva ⊹ @websterss ⊹ @inklore ⊹ @cosmicanakin ⊹ @sunflowerbecca ⊹ @ervotica ⊹ @amourrs ⊹ @nottsangel ⊹ @tinyluvs ⊹ @bcyhoods ⊹ @andersonfilms ⊹ @cosmal ⊹ @eternalbuckley ⊹ @ghostlyfleur ⊹ @bradshawed ⊹ @forevermorelovelorn ⊹ @moonshapedbox ⊹ @bambidixon ⊹ @moremaybank ⊹ @midniteluv ⊹ @astermath .ᐟ ᡣ𐭩

[yjhariani]

Simon menunggu anak laki-lakinya pulang dari masjid setelah salat tarawih. Ia duduk di teras dan menyalakan rokok. Sewaktu anak laki-laki itu tiba, Simon mematikan rokoknya di asbak.

“Bambang,” Simon memanggil si anak yang langsung menoleh ke arahnya.

Dengan satu tangan, Simon menyuruh putranya untuk duduk di sampingnya.

“Marbot telepon saya. He said you’re in this… sarung thing or something,” mulai Simon.

Segera setelah Simon mendapat telepon itu, ia langsung melakukan sedikit riset mengenai perang sarung. Kelihatannya bahasa dan meskipun ia percaya bahwa hal-hal berbahaya dapat mengembangkan karakter, ia akan lebih senang kalau anaknya jauh-jauh dari hal-hal berbahaya. Demi kamu.

Jadi, di sini lah dia, berbicara dengan anaknya untuk memikirkan ulang tindakannya

“We’re just playing,” jawab si buyung.

“Well, still—”

“Father,” potong.si anak berumur dua belas tahun dengan satu jari dinaikkan, “This is culture.”

“To hell with culture,” kata Simon. “This is—”

“Oh, kalo mama tau you said that, kita bisa-bisa makan nasi, tempe, tahu sama sambel doang sampe lebaran and you’ll be shitting blood every night,” si putra terkekeh pelan di akhir.

Simon menautkan alisnya, melihat anaknya dengan tampang tersinggung.

“Anyway, this is not your culture, dad, so you won’t get it,” tambah si anak sambil berdiri. “This is my culture. Just let me do what I was born to do. This is my culture, okay? What if I told you to stop drinking tea or eating something without flavour?”

“Son, there are consequences,” kata Simon.

“At worse, I’m gonna get whipped. Lagipula, gak mungkin ada yang di-ban dari masjid,” si anak bilang. “Atau mungkin you want me to teach you some moves? In case you and uncle Soap wanna do this in the fut—”

“You little shit,” kata Simon, benar-benar tidak tahan dengan anak laki-laki ini.

Si buyung telah melangkah menjauh dari Simon.

“If you tell mum, I will tell her about what you said earlier,” kekeh si anak sebelum melangkah masuk ke dalam rumah. “Night, dad!”

Selama beberapa lama, Simon hanya terduduk diam, terkejut lebih dari apapun. Entah ia harus menjitak anak laki-lakinya atau menepuk pundaknya.

Note to self, pikir Simon, don’t let him spend too much time with Soap.

[flamesofrebirths]

tag nine people you'd like to know better

I. favourite colours: Red is my favorite! Many shades of red, actually. I like when it's vibrant but I also like wine-ish red, raspberry red, too, which is also close to a dark pink, but I like pink too haha!

II. favourite flavours: I like savory stuff in general, and also seafoods and fish. Little fruits, too, like raspberries, strawberries and all that, and mango! And I love desserts, too, especially chocolate and nut ones.

III. favourite genres: I'm open to many things to be honest haha! Fantasy, historical stuff. I love character development in general, too. I guess it depends on my mood 😂

IV. favourite music: I'm open to different genres too, and I guess that's why I really like Taylor Swift because she's always exploring with her music 😂 I also like Harry Styles, Ed Sheeran, Dua Lipa, Miley Cyrus, and my nostalgic ass has to say the Backstreet Boys too. Video games soundtracks are amazing too! Especially Final Fantasy ones ;)

V. favourite movies: I don't really know, but I know the dialogues of so many scenes of the Harry Potter movies, the Hunger Games movies and the Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man movies. I guess it says something hahaha 😂

VI. favourite series: I don't watch a lot of series! Right now I'm having a lot of fun with Percy Jackson on Disney+ !

VII. last song: Wildest Dreams by Taylor Swift

VIII. last series: Before Percy Jackson, I think the last one I watched on Netflix was Wednesday ? Or maybe it was the third season of the Witcher. I don't watch a lot of series haha!

IX. last movie: Mockingjay - Part 2 because I re-watched the Hunger Games movies recently!

X. currently reading: Nothing, but it should change soon 😂

XI. currently watching: Percy Jackson like I previously said!

XII. currently working on: I'm taking it relaxed right now. I write and I'm playing Marvel's Spider-Man 2.

tagged by: @holyguardian & @tsckcyomi, thank youuuu 💜 tagging: YOU ;D

[holy3cake]

Get to know you better!

Thank you for the tag @lancedoncrimsonwings!

Do you make your bed? Yep, but somehow my sheets never seem to fit properly. I hate the snappy corners.

Favourite number? 3 or 13, I really like "unlucky" numbers, but I do tend to get good news in 3's so I'm drawn to that number.

What's your job? I work in conservation, but I'm planning to start my PhD soon (employment psychology).

If you could go back to school, would you? Absolutely, and I did! I had some years out when I was younger, and I was scared that I couldn't return after that, but University honestly made who I am today :). If I had infinite money, I would go back and do at least two more degrees (I have a bachelor's in Psychology, but I would 100% go back and do English Lit and History).

Can you parellel park? Uhhh the first time I drove a car (my first and ONLY driving lesson) I drove into another car because I have AWFUL spatial awareness. So no, I cannot parallel park haha.

Do you think aliens are real? I'm kinda undecided on this one. I think I've watched too many horror movies so it's warped my overall view on aliens as a concept, but I would like to think they are real. But it's the psychologist in me that says no. I'm a bit of sceptic (especially with ghosts as well).

Can you drive a manual car? Following my previous car answer, the first car I drove was a Corsa without power-assisted driving and I was yanking the steering wheel like my instructor had suggested, but I crashed. So uhhh...no.

Guilty pleasure?...... I mean, apart from Harry Gilby? Probably not many, but I do like a shortbread (I try not to eat them because they have wayyyy too much sugar).

Tattoos? Unfortunately not, but I will endeavour to get @lancedoncrimsonwings to do a Daniel Sharman tattoo for me one day lmao.

Favourite colour? I used to love yellow when I was younger, but now I really like gold or bronze, almost candle tones.

Favourite type of music? I will listen to just about anything, but currently my playlist consists of Dua Lipa and Sabrina Carpenter. I always put on a good medieval lo-fi soundtrack when I'm writing though.

Do you like puzzles? I am extremely partial to a good sudoku puzzle, but I do like jigsaws as well (I just don't have a lot of time to do them).

Any phobias? I have Hydrophobia, but it's not as severe as it was when I was little. My husband is teaching me how to swim, so it's really nice to be able to get over that fear. I used to be scared of dogs as well, but now I love them :)

Favourite childhood sport? I genuinely don't know if this is a secondary school fever dream, but did anyone ever play benchball? When you stand on a bench and throw a softball at people? If you catch the ball, you get to join those on the bench, but if the ball hits you you're disqualified? It was absolutely hilarious.

Do you talk to yourself? Yeeeep, I think we all do don't we? Although I tend to just kind of speak aloud, normally when I'm writing or reading.

Tea or coffee? I really love coffee flavoured things, but despise coffee itself. Like coffee and walnut cake is my absolute dream. But I have to choose tea, I'm probably the most stereotypical Brit you'll meet, I would carry a box of tea with me if I could lmao. Earl grey is my go to though, especially to enjoy with @waterfallsilverberrywrites TLK fanfics :)

What movies do you adore? I am an absolute horror buff, I'm working my way through every single one. Buuuut my favourite movie is Love, Rosie, so take from that what you will haha.

No pressure tags: (Please do not feel pressured to answer all of the questions, this is purely what you're comfortable with :))

@jayalover @lord-aldhelm @waterfallsilverberrywrites @persephones-journey @redacted-thething @cary-elwes @book-and-music-lover

[dhampiravidi]

TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER!

I. Favourite Colours: black, sunset (lol I know), indigo

II. Favourite Flavours: dark chocolate, marzipan, fruit punch, watermelon-flavored candies, alfredo sauce, Chipotle white rice

III. Favourite Genres: action-suspense, urban fantasy, African-American comedy, historical, competition reality TV (dating. baking. tattooing. crazy people screaming at each other.)

IV. Favourite Music: Bring Me the Horizon, Dua Lipa, Fall Out Boy, Lady Gaga, Selena Gomez, Shakira

V. Favourite Movies: The Covenant (2006), City of Bones, Alexander

VI. Favourite Series: Queen of the South (US version), Avatar: The Last Airbender, Blood of Zeus, Justice League (cartoon)

VII. Last Song: "original me" by YUNGBLUD & Dan Reynolds of IMAGINE DRAGONS

VIII. Last Series: Obliterated (Netflix TV)

IX. Last Movie: IDK

X. Currently Reading: fanfics & all your lovely RP replies

XI. Currently Watching: Suits (US), The Rookie, stuff w/my mom

XII. Currently Working On: a fandomless/original fic about social media & 2 people who've claimed to give up on love (but not sex)

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Tagging: @ashortgothamite @cod-dump @abrushwithdeath @ghcstao3 @starlsssankt @rillette @scarsmasked @thwackk @across-the-seas-to-home

[duaflavour]

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[callmewhenyougetthis-a]

◈   TAG NINE PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER!

favourite colour(s): purple and pink

favourite flavour(s): cookies and cream, birthday cake, mint, lemon

favourite genre(s): horror, romantic comedy, just plain romance, just plain comedy, sci-fi

favourite music: anything by fall out boy or dua lipa

favourite movie(s): there's SO many, but off the top of my head. alita battle angel, happy death day franchise, clueless

favourite series: sons of anarchy, how i met your mother

last song: i cannot remember but i do have self esteem by the offspring stuck in my head

last series: breaking bad

last movie: happy death day, i watch the franchise every year around my bday lol

currently reading: the five people you meet in heaven by mitch albom

currently watching: rupaul's drag race, newest season

currently working on: not having a daily freakout over my responsibilities and deffo just wanting to go to a commune or something where i can rp for a day job

tagged by: nabbed from @wynterlanding

tagging: @lovepctions @manneatcr @wintcrstcrfall @inechoingsilence @flwrmuses @rxnatx and whoever sees this and wants to play along!!

[aaxolotgilyrlyaybisuvl]

Triggers/ foreword: loud, most ethnic, language, partial nudity, Video lyrics

N-dubz {papa, wouldn’t you, better not waste my time}, Ayumi Hamasaki {real me, surreal, appears, fairyland, bluebird, ourselves, microphone, november, [moon returns], sending meil, like a doll, lelio, rainbow, rule, my name’s women, is this love? Song 4 u, ladies’ night, about you, nextlevel, dearest, game, mirrorcle world, heaven, inspire, do it again, I dreamed a dream, step you, bold & delicious, unite 

Samurai Champloo shiki no uta, Origa rise, inner universe [(fatty bean)], Goldie inner city life, M-flo play it again, After School first love, Koda Kumi run, candy

Seyi Shey irawo, murda, Psquare, Flavour, Nato C, Wizkid, Justine Skye, Leona Lewis summertime, collide, I see you, Beyonce green light, formation, signs, pretty hurts, sweet dreams, single ladies, get me bodied, 7-11, ring the alarm, halo, flaws, countdown, run the world, if I were a boy, haunted, Yonce, upgrade U, diva, Lil Mix wings,The Saturdays all fired up, hero, Brooke Candy FMU, nymph, paper or plastic, happy days, rubber band stacks, study in duality

Dorian Electra egdelord, f the world, Azealia Banks chasing time, 212, Anna Wintour, big big beat, harlem shake, atm jam, miss camaraderie, fierce, atlantis, 

miss amour, count contessa, no problems, heavy metal & reflective, running, 1991, Kerli army of love, diamond hard, walking on air, feral hearts, Allie X prime, bitch, simon says, catch my breath, old habits die hard, it’s not so bad in LA, Miss A breathe,

hush hush, AoA bing bing, good luck, 4Minute crazy, CL the baddest female, Jessi gucci, nunu nana, Hyuna how’s that, bubble pop, nabillera, Gfriend fingertip, Kara step it up,//

mama mia, lion heart, Hitomi Shimatani perseus, garnet moon, papillon, Boards of Canada roygbiv, Bjork it’s in our hands, it’s oh so quiet, 

pagan poetry, where is the line, cocoon, oceania, play dead, army of me, big time sensuality, I miss you, possibly maybe, isobel, human behaviour

Mondo Grosso labyrinth, CL lifted, 2NE1 I hate you, I love you, come back home, I am the best, fire, can’t nobody, gotta be you, AoA like a cat

Hilary Duff coming clean, with love, fly, sparks, Dua Lipa we’re good, Sugarcubes birthday, Destiny’s Child survivor, lose my breath, soldier, Lily Allen smile, the fear, The Ting tings that’s not my name

The Yeah Yeahs heads will roll, The Veronicas hook me up, popular, lolita, take me on the floor, this love, Escape the sound let’s go, Lorn anvil, acid rain

Elliphant love you better, still getting younger, spoon me, (ft. MO )one more, “ lean on, kamikaze, Grimes genesis, idoru, world princess, butterfly, california, 

delete forever, scream, Mia hungrigez hertz, MIA hombre, XR2, world town, jimmy, 10 dollar, 20 dollar, Wynter Gordon (ft. FloRida )sugar, stimela, levitate, believer, Diana “ woman, thank you /

Men Without Hats safety dance, Sade soldier of love, paradise, cherish the day, moon & stars, The Third Realm dance like you wanna die, kiss of the scorpion, invitation to hell, 

forever, IAMX stardust, Sirius neon dominion, Ludovico technique dead inside, absence, deeper into you, potential, heal my scars, beyond therapy, wasting, Shiv-r devil’s night, alpha omega, Psychlon 9 parasitic, as you sleep, 

Vanessa Hudgens sneakernight, baby come back, Lionbabe fire, Jetta electrify, ABRA fruit, Kilo Kish, The Internet girl, Doja Cat streets, Vegas, beautiful, nunchucks,  Lola Munroe overtime, Exodus 23, you a jerk, Allie & AJ potential breakup song, like whoa, rush, 

Ghost little sunshine, cirice, square hammer, he is, Lana Del Rey doin time, kill kill, venice bitch, chemtrails over the country club, hit & run, video game, black beauty, high by the beach, diet mountain dew, yayo, swan song, say yes to heaven, Marina & the Diamonds immortal, teen idle, the outsider, 

fear & loathing, valley of the dolls, I’m not a robot, mowgli’s trail, handmade heaven, blue, solitaire, family jewels, hermit the frog, superstar, Mo Cheddah ko ma roll, Solange tony, losing you, cranes in the sky, 

Tinashe aquarius, bet on it, cold sweat, cold sweat, bated breath, party favours, Beach Boys good vibrations, The Pretty Reckless you, miss nothing, medicine, Kalafina magia, 

Birthday Massacre superstition, goodnight, blue, looking glass, Ayria gun song, Okilly Dokilly white wine spritzer, New Years’ Day gangsta [(Kehlani cover)], Nightclub show it to me, your addiction, Nuages dreams, Gunship dark all day, 

Nicki Minaj your love, chun-li, barbie tings, pills & potions, superbass, right thru me, Madonna jump, (ft. MIA & Nicki Minaj )give me all your luvin’, la isla bonita, Charli XCX boom clap, you (ha ha ha), 

party 4 u, 1999, (ft. Iggy Azalea )fancy, Zheani lulu, lava, Rina Sawayama xs, comme des garcons, Bassnectar future, dota, The Noisettes love power, that girl, cheap thrills, Shingai coming home 

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Album Review: 'Endless Summer Vacation' - Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus has gone through so many evolutions at this point that she’s practically a Pokemon. 

We’ve had neon-soaked Bangerz Miley trying to twerk her way out of Disney hell, psychedelic Miley and her Dead Petz, country pop sweetheart Miley on Younger Now, classic rock Miley on Plastic Hearts… She doesn’t give us the best of both worlds; she gives us all the fuckin’ worlds!  

So, I guess Endless Summer Vacation is Miley’s Solar Power? Not quite. This record doesn’t take itself anywhere near as seriously, but it’s not nearly as interesting, either.  

Like most Miley albums, Endless Summer Vacation is a mishmash of sounds and ideas. Some of it works, most of it doesn’t. If anything, Cyrus spends most of her time cribbing from other artists.  

Tracks like ‘Rose-Coloured Glasses’ and ‘Thousand Miles’ (not that one) recall the earthy 00s-style folk rock of Maggie Rogers, which is no coincidence since both tracks were produced by Kid Harpoon, who also produced Rogers’ latest record. ‘River’ capitalises on the bubbly disco pop already perfected by the likes of Cyrus’ one-time collaborator Dua Lipa. ‘Violet Chemistry’ is just something Taylor Swift already made a better version of on Midnights. Despite having a rather powerful team of writers and producers behind it (including James Blake), it’s nothing more than a bunch of chintzy synths on a loop.  

So many people have called this their favourite track on Endless Summer Vacation, but I just don’t hear it. Why? Are the pickings really that slim here? 

Well, kinda. So what does work?  

‘Jaded’ is a swirling Tame Impala rip-off but at least it’s a good one, infused with some early 00s power ballad energy. ‘Handstand’ (co-written with Spring Breakers director Harmony Korine, of all people) is big, fat and glitchy with a bright neon glow, with Cyrus tapping back into her weirdo pop instincts as she recites some swampy beat poetry (‘In the sky, we could see the riders on the horseback/On comets, coming toward us, kicking up with laughter/My friend Big Twitchy rode the boat into the light/Surfed to the north break/We danced until there was nothing left/Just me and Twitchy/'Cause that's all we knew’). ‘You’ is a jazzy, sweeping, aching ballad dedicated to Cyrus’ boyfriend, producer Maxx Morando. 

‘Muddy Feet,’ meanwhile, interpolates both Ella Washington’s 1969 track ‘Starving for Love’ and Christina Aguilera’s ‘Genie in a Bottle,’ and it works. It’s Miley at her best: Bold, raspy and ready to cut a bitch as she leans into the more bluesy tones in her voice. It’s enough to make Sia’s backing vocals feel like an afterthought. 

And then there’s ‘Flowers,’ a sassy response to Bruno Mars’ ‘If I Was Your Man’ with a nice, breezy groove tailor-made for ice cold daydreams and sunny kiss-offs to your ex. There’s also a hint of Fleetwood Mac’s ‘Dreams’ in there, so Cyrus hasn’t totally shaken off the classic rock aesthetic of Plastic Hearts. It’s grown on me with subsequent listens, but it’s still sort of wild that this song, so glossy and unassuming on the surface, has managed to score a massive 96m streams on Spotify.  

But by the time we reach the final trifecta of tracks - ‘Wildcard,’ the balmy ‘Island’ and the schmaltzy ‘Wonder Woman’ – the momentum wanes, and you begin to forget the powerful high that ‘Muddy Feet’ left you with in the first place. The ‘Flowers’ demo that bookends the record isn’t really anything more than filler tacked on to milk the track’s success, though the more stripped-backed feel does give it a bit of a smoky flavour. 

While looking at Stereogum’s coverage of Endless Summer Vacation, I saw an interesting theory posted in the comments section by a delightful chap/chappette going by the name of Econoline Van Fleet. ‘Not only is it obviously dog shit,’ they wrote, ‘but Cyrus is savvy and talented enough to know that it’s obviously dog shit. I suppose one could make the argument that her awareness of this fact is some kind of subversive performance art (“She knows that we know she knows!”), but that rationalization is itself a huge pile of steaming dog shit. This is the soundtrack of an artistically bankrupt empire in decline. The barrage of dog shit is every bit as predictable and boring as the decline itself.’ 

It’s not a bad theory, but is Miley really that self-aware?  

As an artist, Cyrus seemingly suffers from a sort of identity crisis, always doing a hard reset on each subsequent era. The same also applies to Endless Summer Vacation: There’s no common thread between these songs, the tracklisting almost an afterthought. There’s a couple of empowerment anthems sprinkled here, a power ballad there, the weirdo pop track somewhere in the middle... 

And despite the title, there’s not much to suggest that these songs are bright and summery in any way beyond 'Flowers,’ ‘Handstand’ and maybe ‘Violet Chemistry.’  

Lyrical cliches are also rampant. Whether she’s pouring her heart out or sticking it to an ex-lover, Cyrus’ feelings are often vague and surface-level at best, leaving it to the tabloids and Genius cliff notes to fill in the rest. And it has an awful lot of writers behind it, too: ‘Muddy Feet’ alone has a whopping 11 while ‘Island’ - probably the most boring track on the entire album – has seven. 

Endless Summer Vacation feels more like Cyrus making a cynical play for streaming numbers while still trying to atone for her more controversial eras. It’s all so painfully ‘safe’; I can't believe people actually like this. Y’all were just praising her for ripping off Stevie Nicks a couple of years ago... 

Now 30 and newly divorced, it’s natural that the singer would display a little more growth, but blandness shouldn’t be mistaken for maturity. It’s a problem that’s plagued many a female artist before her: Being forced to file back the edges and tone things down in order to be taken ‘seriously,’ as if fun and lust and passion have a use-by date.  

Cyrus' sharp shift into adult contemporary resembles that of P!nk in certain respects: A talented singer once known for rocking out now churning out bland, radio-friendly dance pop. I'm not much older than Miley, but even I’ve got no patience for this crap. 

Endless Summer Vacation isn’t the long, breezy getaway most were probably hoping for. Rather, it lands right in the middle of the road, just idling there until Miley decides on what sharp turn she’s gonna make next...  

- Bianca B. 

[midnightsaboteur]

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favourite genre(s): whodunnit/mystery, noir, crime thrillers/dramas, comedies, sci-fi

favourite music: at present, I'm varying between the beatles, elvis, arctic monkeys, harry styles and dua lipa

favourite movie(s): the godfather (all 3), the pink panther, glass onion, knives out, beverly hills cop (all 3), the Italian job (both), mission impossible (all), james bond (all)

favourite series: mad men, bosch, better call saul, slow horses, new tricks, only fools and horses, white collar, castle

last song: always on my mind by elvis

last series: andor season 1

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currently reading: the mysterious affair at styles by agatha christie

currently watching: I have several tv shows on the go at any one time, so right now it's... Kaleidoscope Season 1, Sex/Life Season 1, The Recruit Season 1, Lost in Space Season 1, White Collar Season 4, Happy Valley Series 3, Before We Die Series 1

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