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Omg don’t get me started! They’re so expensive!

I have a half sleeve! What would you get on it?

My favourite I think is my little butterfly behind my ear. I got it when I was 17 so it’s a little old, but it was my first 🥲 what’s yours?

Let's do 17 🫶

17. do you want any tattoos? if so, where, what, and why?

Yes! I have a few already but I want loads more. One tattoo I want is of a woman riding the moon's face 😍 . Reason? They’re pretty and I want people to think I’m cool obvs 🌚

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Yeah, the numbers are disgusting.

Yes! I saw this a little while ago! What an amazing way to say ‘fuck you’ 🤣

Well, I hope they figure it out soon! Imagine if we didn’t need men for babies! 💅🏼

54. whats your best hottake? (😂putting u on the spot xx)

70. whats your favorite ship? (doesnt have to be within woso, but im guessing it is😅)

also q 98 cracks me up wdym military time, this list was made by an american, wasnt it😅😂

LOL well, I think my hottake is saying a misandrist is fun and more women should look into being one 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think Mapi and Ingrid, like you can see they're cute together. But I won’t lie I’m not a massive ship person. But you’ll still catch me pushing for the two women in a straight rom/com film to end up together and ditch the man at the alter 😂

Ohhhhh like 24 hours?? Lool I was staring at my google page like wtf 😅 I have it on 24 hours. Ain’t no way your girls reading 03.34 when it’s 15.34.

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Thank you, baby cakes x

i know @muffinpink02 has a few pregame smut fics (for alexia)!

And they’re all worldies. Every single one. Magnificent

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Heyy is this a fic this anons talking about? If so where can I find it?

https://www.tumblr.com/muffinpink02/770330525651107840/dude-i-need-to-kiss-ur-brain-rn-barca-win

hey! yes this one! its my latest fic

Pre Game Nerves

I've also added the little blurb link at the end so you guys can find it easier!

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just had the overwhelming urge to tell you ily and i love your work and we appreciate it sooo bad and seeing how busy you recently are but still making posts for us ILYYYY❤️❤️❤️❤️ i hope the holidays are magnificent for u and u get a much deserved rest

Awwwwwww 🥹🥹 thank you, angel!!! That’s really sweet! ❤️❤️❤️ I hope you have an amazing Christmas and relaxing holiday!

I have a nice little break between and am going to trrrrrry and write more bits!!

Thank you again for this!! ❤️ you’re a cute little human!

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had to pop in and say just saw an ona interview answer where they ask what she’d be if she wasn’t a footballer

she said when she was younger it was a vet but now a POILICEWOMAN!!!

thought of you x

Ha! Did she really? Tbh I can see it though. Imagine her in an officers uniform 🫠 that jaw ….

Also, so cute that you thought of me!

What interview was it? 🥹

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Let's do 17 🫶

17. do you want any tattoos? if so, where, what, and why?

Yes! I have a few already but I want loads more. One tattoo I want is of a woman riding the moon's face 😍 . Reason? They’re pretty and I want people to think I’m cool obvs 🌚

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Dude i need to kiss ur brain rn BARCA WIN, VIBRATING STRAP, SPITTING AND SUCKING YOURE LIKE AN ANGEL SENT FROM ABOVE

and that cheeky how did she make you cum little post ooooh i love u so bad

Well, shit, thank you!! 🤣❤️ I’m glad you liked it!!

Hahaha, yeah. I knew one of you would want to know more 😅 thank you for the compliments, angel sooo appreciated!!

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I don’t think I do, only because I feel like the majority of men have a deep hatred for women or if it's not hatred it's a lack of common respect. And I just don’t have any remote feelings for them, in any situation. Obvs don’t get me wrong, I wouldn't be down right awful to a man for no reason, or go out of my way to be mean to them, but I just don’t see them the way I did a couple years back. I think a lot has to do with my own personal life but also we can just look at the news and it's always a man doing something or other. 

Couldn't agree more, I don’t think I’ve ever met a man (friend or family) who is actually remotely self aware. I don’t have the energy for the male species anymore, I personally think the majority of awful things that happen in the world are at the hands of men. 

War

Religion (the hatred from it) 

Rap3 

Slavery

P3dophila 

World hunger

Mass killings

and so on…

It's all just a product of men.(yes we know women can do this too, but not in the volume of men)

This girl on tiktok is maybe better at explaining how I feel towards it all (i’m better explaining myself face to face 😂) but yeah. I don’t trust any man, I never will.  I have so much more to add, but I feel like im waffling and not making myself a 100% clear.

Oh shit! I didn’t know that? I’ve always wondered about the colour blindness being more of a problem for men! A whole bit of DNA missing?? Yes, nerd out! 

I prefer the 24 hour clock, do you not? I’d be so confused if I saw 04 in the afternoon. 😂

edit* also fuck yes!!! i love the sound of women reproducing without any man needed! i hope thats what you're cooking up in the science lab 👀

54. whats your best hottake? (😂putting u on the spot xx)

70. whats your favorite ship? (doesnt have to be within woso, but im guessing it is😅)

also q 98 cracks me up wdym military time, this list was made by an american, wasnt it😅😂

LOL well, I think my hottake is saying a misandrist is fun and more women should look into being one 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think Mapi and Ingrid, like you can see they're cute together. But I won’t lie I’m not a massive ship person. But you’ll still catch me pushing for the two women in a straight rom/com film to end up together and ditch the man at the alter 😂

Ohhhhh like 24 hours?? Lool I was staring at my google page like wtf 😅 I have it on 24 hours. Ain’t no way your girls reading 03.34 when it’s 15.34.

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That smile though 😍

Ona

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3, 4, & 5

3. what color is your hair? brown

4. whats a rare fear that you have? i have a massive fear of getting glass in my feet. If a glass breaks in the house i'll 100 percent be in the room for at least an hour hoovering every corner of the room. tbh anything with feet getting hurt makes me want to cry.

5. are you single? nope, I have a gf 🤰

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Where are you from, if I may ask? Just out of curiousity

No need to answer if you don't want to!🫶

London 🐀

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54. whats your best hottake? (😂putting u on the spot xx)

70. whats your favorite ship? (doesnt have to be within woso, but im guessing it is😅)

also q 98 cracks me up wdym military time, this list was made by an american, wasnt it😅😂

LOL well, I think my hottake is saying a misandrist is fun and more women should look into being one 🤷🏻‍♀️

I think Mapi and Ingrid, like you can see they're cute together. But I won’t lie I’m not a massive ship person. But you’ll still catch me pushing for the two women in a straight rom/com film to end up together and ditch the man at the alter 😂

Ohhhhh like 24 hours?? Lool I was staring at my google page like wtf 😅 I have it on 24 hours. Ain’t no way your girls reading 03.34 when it’s 15.34.

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ask game

1. whats your favorite thing in your room?

2. how tall do you wish you were?

3. what color is your hair?

4. whats a rare fear that you have?

5. are you single?

6. has your heart ever been broken?

7. what was your favorite thing as a kid?

8. favorite coping mechanism?

9. whats your favorite love language?

10. how often do you get nervous?

11. if you had three wishes, would you use them?

12. if you could be fluent in any language which one would it be?

13. where do you wish to live?

14. what’s something surprising about you?

15. when did you last shower?

16. when did you first join tumblr?

17. do you want any tattoos? if so, where, what, and why?

18. whats the most prominent dream youve had?

19. whats your dream job?

20. whats your ideal date?

21. what do you wish you could do better?

22. what country would you live in if you could?

23. whos the best person you know?

24. have you ever walked into something you shouldnt have?

25. whats your favorite holiday?

26. when have you been most embarrassed?

27. whats your favorite halloween costume?

28. what are you best at?

29. do you know how to tie your shoes?

30. do you have siblings?

31. if you could know one thing about the future what do you wanna know?

32. whats a dealbreaker for you?

33. whats your favorite current class?

34. how many people have you dated?

35. how often do you wash your hair?

36. do you daydream? what about?

37. where do you go to be alone?

38. which parent do you like more?

39. whats the one standard you hold yourself to?

40. whos voice do you enjoy?

41. if you could announce one thing to the world what would it be?

42. whats one thing you wanna do but havent yet?

43. what do you wish you never did?

44. do you believe in life after death?

45. do you prefer book over movie?

46. whats your favorite season?

47. whats your favorite time of day

48. do you have a beloved stuffed animal?

49. whens a time you wish you acted differently?

50. what’s something you wish that you never bought?

51. do you have your own room?

52. whats your favorite book?

53. who’s someone you hate?

54. whats your best hottake?

55. whats your favorite game?

56. whens a time you felt real genuine fear?

57. are you a morning person?

58. do you drink enough water?

59. how different are you from the little kid you used to be?

60. do you enjoy tumblr?

61. have you ever had a tumblr experience that made you wanna delete the app?

62. whats your least favorite game?

63. were you a markiplier fan?

64. how do you respond to compliments?

65. whats something that would make you fall in love?

66. do you believe in marriage?

67. do you have a crush on someone?

68. do you like tumblr?

69. were you a voltron stan?

70. whats your favorite ship?

71. whats your favorite song?

72. do you like loud crowds?

73. have you ever created conflict on purpose?

74. how do you sleep?

75. do you bite your lips?

76. do you use chapstick?

77. do you have any pets?

78. what color are your eyes?

79. what’s something you wish you could change about yourself?

80. have you ever had surgery?

81. whats your least favorite animal?

82. whats something that youre really bad at?

83. do you have an sqishmellows?

84. do you enjoy fast food?

85. do you like soda?

86. what grade are you in?

87. do you wear any jewelry?

88. what socials do you use?

89. whats your lowest grade in school right now?

90. whats the latest youve stayed up till?

91. did you ever have bangs?

92. what trends did you hate?

93. whats your favorite item of clothing?

94. do you like dinosaurs?

95. whats your opinion on body hair?

96. whats your least favorite time?

97. do you make a wish at 11:11?

98. do you have your phone on military or regular?

99. have you ever been to church?

100. are you lgbtq?

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girlie girl i just need now to know how alexia taped reader out of this planet after not only winning but scoring

Hmmm 🤔

Smut 18

I can imagine she had you ridding her strap, but of course your hands were tide behind your back.

Even though she was doing this to make you come, she couldn’t help but selfishly force your hips down on her strap, as the base of it pushed on her clit perfectly.

The same thumb that had been in your mouth hours earlier now rubbed on your bundle of nerves. She smiled devilishly up at you, as you panted loudly above her.

She was pushing you over and over. Orgasm after orgasm, you were squirming on top of her, unable to hold yourself up. But she continued to force your body to take more of her.

And you let her.

She watched you bounce on her strap. Greedily biting on your nipples, whenever she felt like it.

You were all hers.

She had you come about 5 or 6 times, that you knew of, you had lost count after a while.

The hot tears ran down your cheeks, your puffy lips were adorable as she watched your eyebrows knit together, the pain and pleasure taking over you. You weakly begged her to stop but not once did you use the safe word.

So she never did. She kept her promise and made you feel good.

She smiled as she used her good little girl.

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Maybe like that?

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YES!! I smiled throughout reading this!!

Little secret, this was my request and you wrote it perfectly! Even better than I could have imagined.

Your writing just hits that spot 🙂‍↕️

Hey there! Can I request a short blurb where reader and alexia are visiting England and reader introduces jacket potato to Alexia. (Cheese and beans) At first she’s like wtf is this food and why is it named after a clothing item, but she ends up loving it.

Love love love your work!!!

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The café is aggressively beige. Beige walls, beige tablecloths, beige chairs with beige cushions. Even the napkins are beige, stacked neatly in a stainless steel dispenser that somehow still looks out of place. A fly buzzes lazily by the window, doing figure eights over the plastic plant that’s been positioned to disguise a crack in the sill. It smells faintly of over-boiled vegetables and nostalgia.

You slide into a booth opposite Alexia, who’s watching the laminated menu in your hand like it’s going to bite her. She hasn’t touched her own.

“What’s a… jacket potato?” she asks, her eyebrows drawing together. Her accent makes it sound like jucket potehto, and you can’t help but grin.

“It’s a baked potato,” you explain, setting the menu down. “With stuff on top”

“Stuff?”

“Cheese. Beans. Sometimes tuna, if you’re feeling brave.”

She blinks at you, utterly horrified. “Why is it called a jacket potato?”

“Because it’s baked with the skin on. Like it’s wearing a jacket”

“That’s strange”

“No, what’s strange is how you think patatas bravas are a meal,” you shoot back, flagging down the waitress before she can argue.

Alexia narrows her eyes at you but doesn’t protest further, leaning back in the booth with an air of someone deeply unimpressed by her surroundings. She looks wildly out of place in her tailored coat and pristine trainers, her hair styled in effortless waves that probably took forty-five minutes. You, by comparison, are in a hoodie and jeans, blending in with the locals like a chameleon.

The waitress arrives with a tired smile and takes your order: two jacket potatoes, one with cheese and beans, the other with cheese and tuna. Alexia doesn’t bother hiding her distaste at the mention of tuna, but she stays silent, scrolling idly through her phone while you chat with the waitress.

When the food arrives, her reaction is immediate.

“This is it?” she asks, staring down at the plate in front of her.

“Yes”

“It’s… a potato”

“Correct”

“With beans”

“And cheese. Don’t forget the cheese”

She prods at it with her fork like it might spring to life. “Why does it look like that?”

“Like what?”

“Sad”

You snort, picking up your own fork. “Just try it”

She hesitates, her fork hovering over the mound of shredded cheddar melting into the beans. The potato itself has been split open, its fluffy insides spilling out like a crime scene. She looks at you, her expression a mix of suspicion and resignation, before finally taking a bite.

The silence is deafening.

“Well?” you ask, trying to sound casual, even as you watch her every move.

She chews slowly, her face unreadable. Then, without a word, she takes another bite. And another.

“You like it,” you say, grinning.

“I didn’t say that”

“You don’t have to. You’re eating it like it’s you haven’t eaten in a week”

She glares at you but doesn’t stop, finishing her plate in record time. When she finally sets her fork down, she looks at you, her expression unreadable.

“It’s not bad,” she admits reluctantly.

You laugh, leaning back in your seat. “Welcome to England”

She shakes her head, wiping her mouth with the beige napkin. “I still think the name is stupid”

“And yet you ate the whole thing”

She doesn’t reply, instead picking up her phone again, no doubt to Google how to burn off the calories from her very first jacket potato.

Later, as you’re leaving the café, she stops by the counter to pay and glances back at you, her tone deceptively casual.

“Do you think we could make this at home?”

You smirk, wrapping your arm around her waist as you step out into the drizzly English afternoon. “I’ll teach you”

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Thank you for using my idea, the fic was an absolute beauty🫠🫶

Thank you for sharing it! I haven’t been able to write like that in a while and your idea helped me massively! ❤️

But quick question was it a request? Lool sometimes you guys write bits like that to me and I don’t know if it’s a request or just your thoughts. And I’m thinking ‘fuck, yeah! Let’s write that!’

Lmk!