#Dr. Harleen Quinzel

[redcell6]

Harley Quinn

illustrated by:

David Nakayama

[rokishimizu4]

Harley (Fucken) Quinn’s girls’ night out!

(I love Harley to the moon and back! But I have a special chapter for her when my story comes out, that I refuse to spoil!)

When Selina called her to inform her that Wonder Woman would be joining them, which she then had inform Dinah and Ivy, she was both super excited and nervous. (Since she used to have a big lesbian crush on Wonder Woman)

It took less time for Selina and Diana to show up than it took for Harley to set out more booze and order another batch of junk food. But before she could say something stupid, Ivy stepped in and got everyone settled down

”Pardon the intrusion, but Cat Woman informed me of a party only for the females and I wished to invite myself to partake in the festivities.” Diana explains as she finishes dragging Selina into Harley, and sometimes Ivy’s when they weren’t arguing over Harley being a sometimes hero, and towards the beanbags.

”No problem girly! The more, the merrier!” Harley returns the joy, pleased with herself when she didn’t stutter like a school girl.

”Honestly, I was hoping that Diana would be joining us, Ollie was telling me about the strangest kidnapping attempt just a few days ago. I’m kind of disappointed that I missed it.” Dinah chuckles as she picks up her wine glass and takes a sip of the dark red liquid.

”Oh yeah! Something about an attempted poisoning and a drug dealer getting her shit rocked by a thing of goop!” Harley adds, as she seen the thing on the news and became interested when she learned that the woman was actually attempting to the sell the kids to some couple at the gala, at least according to theories from certain rouges.

”Yes, speaking of that incident, Diana has some questions for you darling.” Selina gets straight to the point as she pours herself a tall glass of red wine and drowns it, knowing that she might as well be tipsy for this.

Harley stuffs a thing of nachos in her mouth, before turning to Diana (who was also devouring a whole box of Meat lovers Pizza and drinking from a can of cheap beer, as if she hasn’t eaten anything all day) and giving a her a look.

”Excuse me, it has been quite a week of searching for any leads to the mysterious child of goop and the warriors that follow it. It also takes a lot of energy to contact the Olympians to seek guidance and wisdom.” She excuses herself as she takes the napkin offered to her, and wipes the grease and crumbs off of her lips and hands.

”I was hoping to seek your wisdom Dr. Quinzel, as a woman trained in the mind.”

Harley blinks, and blinks once more before she realizes that Wonder Woman, The Wonder Woman, was asking for her professional help as a psychiatrist. ‘This is the best night of my life.’

”Hold up, I got to get my professional glasses on! And my notebook!”

Cue Selina, Dinah, Ivy, and a slightly drunk Nora Fries, clinging to the sides of walls, furniture, and other objects to get out of Dr. Quinzel’s way (Not wanting to be ran over or be dragged into a therapy session.)

Ivy and Selina grab and moves the table of food closer to their side of the living room/Kitchen area, as soon as Harley comes back in with her glasses on, her blonde (with some reds and blues dyed in) tied up in a ponytail, comfy pjs on, and a huge notebook in hand.

”Sorry that we can’t do this in a more professional setting, but I know that these girls can keep a secret. Well as long as it doesn’t bring harm to Nora and Selina, or Ivy.”

”Yes, I believe that the women you surround yourself with are trustworthy friends, and the advice I seek might benefit them as well. As I believe it is best to get more opinions into the matter at hand.”

Diana then goes onto to explain the warning her mother gave her and what her and the JL have been experiencing for the past few months: From the strange message on a copper spider to Luther asking the JL for safety for himself and his personal staff.

Cue a mix of fierce determination, fear, and just WTF that sparks a realization in Harley’s PHD brain.

Cue her spending the rest of the night creating a timeline, including the information that Nora gave her in a private session (aka weird people asking about Dr. Fries experiments and his knowledge on Cryogenic technology, and how long someone could last inside a Cryotube), which she made sure to keep private.

It takes a few more rounds of drinks and food before the rest of the ladies pass out (from the alcohol or exhaustion, she didn’t question it) and for Harley to set up a private meeting with the Riddler and Scarecrow (both who were still in Gotham Asylum for….reasons).

Harley checks her notebook one more time, before she carefully puts into her bulletproof, lock breaking proof, explosion proof, safe and locks it up for tomorrow afternoon, before taking a double shot of straight vodka.

’Life was soooo much easier as a supervillain. But, being under John Doe’s thumb was a lot worse.’

[harleenvaleska]

Harleen Quinzel

Call me Harley, everyone does.

[joker-and-the-queen]

“You don’t have to be crazy to be in love…but it helps.”

The Joker and Harley Quinn

[alicesodyssey]

Batman: Caped Crusader episode 3 screenshots (part 1)

Ooh Gotham Museum! Also love the skyline

Aww the pearls

Selina?!

YEAH BOY SELINA KYLE!!!!!

Ooh that dress!!!

The fuck you say?

Bruce said “We don’t victim blame here!”

Wait a second

DR. HARLEEN QUINZEL AKFBEHHEBEKAHVWNW

Nosey

[studiopsiie]

[thecryptidart1st]

As part of my friend group’s annual Secret Santa Art Exchange, I drew the most iconic DC villainesses

[nfcomics]

HARLEY QUINN BLACK WHITE REDDER no.6 (of 6) • cover art • Julian Totino Tedesco [Dec 2023]

In this final issue of madcap monochromatic misadventures, Catwoman's own Tini Howard and iconic artist Babs Tarr team up for a night on the town with the Gotham City Sirens! Nightwing superstar Bruno Redondo takes Harley on a dimension-breaking journey of self-reflection! And rising stars Deniz Camp and Fábio Veras put one unlucky couple through an extraordinarily high-stakes session of marriage counseling, courtesy of the renowned (some would say infamous) Dr. Harleen Quinzel!

(W) Tini Howard, Bruno Redondo, Deniz Camp (A) Babs Tarr, Bruno Redondo, Fabio Veras (CA) Julian Totino Tedesco

[scores-of-antiheroes]

"It's The End Of The World. Have A Drink With US."

It's a bird, it's a plane. It's motherfucking Harley Quinn!

ONLY MUTUALS MAY INTERACT

[undeath1245]

Here's my first The Batman fanart, a portrait of Harley Quinn. I'd like to say that I've been a huge fan of the show for a long time, and it's nice to see some recognition in this website there and then, especially on its 20th anniversary. I never found out that yesterday was that day. Anyway, here's a picture of our pop psychiatrist Harley Quinn if she got dunked into a vat of chemicals like her precious Puddin'. I wanted to give her red and black eyes to maintain her harlequin motif.

Happy 20th anniversary, and happy birthday, Harley!

The Batman © Warner Bros. Animation

[nat-rasputina]

CATWOMAN #50, NATHAN SZERDY VARIANTS

[oneofgothamsinsane]

wtf do you do when harley quinn and Poison Ivy show up at your place of work and just start ranting about how stupid and bitchy some arse named “RoMaN SiOnIs” who, honestly, sound like he needs to be bitch slapped into next week? THEY MAKE VERY CONVINCING ARGUMENTS OKAY???

[gnomewithalaptop]

Okay so Harley and Barbara are definitely gonna have a dramatic reunion in Caped Crusader S2 right? We've all accepted this?

Like. Fr. This was Babs' bestie. She trusted her enough to refer clients to her for treatment. A lot of those people Harley brainwashed were only there in the first place because Babs sent them her way. What kind of guilt must that cause? Or does she even feel guilty at all, having had a similar inside look at the way their minds work and how they got off with a slap on the wrist while other, less wealthy clients got sent to prison? How must Babs feel about the system now, knowing even the people she trusts most believe it's too broken to fix? How might that spur her on into acting outside it herself?

(listen man, all I'm saying is when they finally meet as Batgirl and Harley Quinn it's going to be glorious)

[joker-and-the-queen]

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: How do we cope with our emotions?

Arkham Patient!Joker: We kill.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yes—I mean no, that's not—

Joker: *grins* It's only the best therapy! You really should try it sometime Doc.

[scores-of-villians]

[C L O S E D S T A R T E R] {F O R: @drekkavac}

Harley was BORED. That was plain & simple. Was still trying to figure out WHAT she wanted to do now that she was free. Harley had been getting advice from Ivy, BUT Ivy had been trying so hard to help Harley. She felt embarrassed that she still didn't have a direction. Didn't want Ivy to feel bad or like a failure. She had been helping Harley, believe it or not. The POINT being that Harley couldn't go to Ivy with this one. SOOOOOO then what other strong women did Harley know. Selena Kyle? Harley thought of Catwoman, her style, her vibe, the way she did things, WHAT she did. An image of Harley in a Catwoman costume, still with her hair in pigtails, still with clown face on, passed through Harley's imagination.

Nah!

Not really her thing, nor were CATS for that matter. Harley was more of a HYENA girl. Speaking of which, that reminded Harley that she needed to feed BUD & LOU, she'll have to stop by the butcher's on the way home from WHEREVER she was going to go. Alright let's see. Who else? Wasn't there that dame that Ol' Two-face was palling around with? What was her name? Something COMMY. Anya!!!! Yeah! That was it. Anya Barnes. She was, IS, a BADASS bitch. Maybe she'd be Harley's friend, give her some advice & hopefully some direction.

Harley started with the first place that she could think of that she could find this Anya Barnes. The GOOD, the oh so HONORABLE, Harvey Two-Face Dent, District attorney at villainy's place, probably. It's as good of a place to start as any, anyway. Harley heads that way, no spandex suit, no face paint. Just some paint stained, ripped blue jeans, some boots that were mostly tied, a baseball tee shirt with the word SLUGGER on it, & a cut off jean jacket, topped off with her standard pigtails & a pair of steampunk styled wielder's goggles. Knowing where the place that Harvey called HOME, been there before when she was with the THAT creep, & the "Clown Prince of the Hackneyed".

Harley Quinn, knocked on the door where she HOPED that Anya resided.

[poorboypictures]

Arleen Sorkin, the original voice and inspiration of Harley Quinn has died. She gave us one of the best Batman villains ever and will always be remembered.

R.I.P 1955-2023