#Dr who shitpost

[talesoflouistullyandmore]

What if these two Doctor Who baddies teamed up? The Doctor is SO toast 💀 But What are your thoughts tho?

[babiebom]

HATE THE TIME LORDS WTF

I’m watching the end of time (SPOILERS)

THEY SEEM LIKE SUCH ASSHOLES

Like knowing what we know about the timeless child and everything they’re the WORST

Like sorry to the tenth doctor I would’ve actually shot the time lord president without hesitation the second he said “you are diseased…be it a disease of our own creation” to the master

Like yeah I know he doesn’t kill the master but the whole pointing the gun at him I’m like ABSOLUTELY NOT

Like they actually made me feel bad for him…for BOTH of them. Like what do the time lord council do other than BE ASSHOLES? Given I haven’t seen original who idk what they do there but I DISLIKE THEM SO MUCH actually all they do is use people

I know he’s killed people and been an absolute menace and a monster but like :( they did this to him

Also I think it would’ve been really funny if everyone had his face but their normal bodies. So it’s the masters face and like tiddies if he was a woman or something. Like it’s literally just his face in their bodies instead of turning into him completely. Idk why it would be funnier to me.

Also him giving his life to save wilf makes me CRY like I’ve never seen the specials before bc I could never find where to watch them. Also this whole tantrum he’s throwing is throwing me off like BROTHER he honestly just saved someone and you’re throwing this tantrum IN FRONT OF HIM my feelings would be hurt but at the same time I understand because I too would throw a tantrum if I had to die

But maybe it’s bc I don’t really like hurting peoples feelings that I just would be like DAMN guess I’m gone then bc I wouldn’t like to hurt Wilfs feelings like when he says “you’re unimportant” like I KNOW he is just upset but PLEASE MY FEELINGS SIR.

Also THIS IS HOW IM FINDING OUT THIS IS HOW HE REGENERATES INTO ELEVEN???????????the website I watch these on DOESNT have any of the specials so I’ve had to go searching for them and WOWOWOWOWW

also I hate Martha and Mickey together I preferred her with the Milligan man. Like yes they’re cute together but I would’ve like her to stay with dude MISSGIRLPAYATTENTION nvm

He’s saving people?but in a sad way?

He’s staring at Jack??? Oh he’s hooking him up with someone OH ALONSY ALONSO OH

oh it’s miss nurse from the family of blood. I hate those episodes. WaS sHe hApPy iN tHe EnD? FUCK OFF

CUTE I DIDNT KNOW WE GOT TO SEE DONNA GET MARRIED OMFG

who is Heffery? Is that Donna’s dad? Bc if it is THATS SO CUTE BUT SAD?????THEY HADA WEDDING IN A GRAVEYARD?

oh it’s a church with a graveyard

Kinda poetic but OOF ghosties scare me also SAD BYEBYE FOCTOR

oh god it’s rose again

BUT ITS THE ORIGINAL ROSE I LOVE HER

THIS IS WHERE THE ICONIC GIF COMES FROM??????????

I FORGOT IT WAS 2005 IM LITERALLY 4 WHEN ALL THATS HAPPENING? (The first series I mean)

like it’s weird to think about where you would be in time in the universe during doctor who

Like I would literally be a child in Texas who probably missed EVERYTHING because who would destroy TEXAS? California I get but unless they realize how big Texas is they’d go for like Washington or something

AN OOD?

their faces are icky but they’re also cute? I love them except for when they’re evil <3

I also always read the Police public call Box as “police the box” and idky my brain is like NAUR the LETTERS ARE TOO CLOSE TOGETHER AND SMALLER IT MUST SAY THE???????

Goodbye ten I can’t believe that this is the first time I’m seeing him regenerate. I literally went through the entirety of nuwho and haven’t seen the Specials omfg. OH NAUR HE DOESNT WANNA GO PLS.

Omfg you destroy the tardis every time so rude HELLO ELEVEN MY LOVE HIS VOICE IS SO SQUEAKY I LOVE HIM

[starlight-bread-blog]

Tenth Doctor is "TD", while David Tennant is "DT". That's it that's the post.

[anxiousdino]

My pronouns are he, but not him

Because I could never be

Him

[confessionsofanoperaghost]

I saw this Dr Who episode. It’s one of the better ones

Bright red sky after a storm when I was working at Walmart a few years ago. Still one of my favorite pictures

[98chao]

spamton might genuinely be the most divorced character ever

[darkwingismycity]

I feel like it’s my sworn duty to create Ring a Ding content so the fandom doesn’t die out 😭😭

[whosbian]

[lolstitanic]

Looks like it could be a doctor who intro sequence

[gallifreyanhotfive]

RENEGADE TIME LORD WRAPPED

You have dematerialized in your TARDIS 3 times 🫥 this year, but only because you prefer traveling in the late 1900s and earlier 2000s.

You have traveled in 2 different TARDISes, you cheating whore 👎.

The Hostile Action Displacement System has kicked in 13 times ⚠️.

You successfully piloted your TARDIS to Heathrow Airport 0 times ✈️.

You have lost your memory 4 times 🧠.

You got stuck in 301 time loops ⏳️.

You have battled your on-again off-again situationship 134 times 🤼‍♂️.

You have collected 3 individuals from other worlds 👥 to travel with you.

You have accidentally destroyed 8 star systems 🌠.

You have meddled in the development of 87,912 different cultures 👋.

You have almost died 12,342,915 times 💀.

You have accidentally become a god 1 time 👑, which qualifies as a Class Two Intervention, so you really ought to be vaporized.

Your most traveled to planet was Earth 🌎.

You have regenerated 1 time this year 🔥, which is concerning because you also regenerated last year, and don't you think you're burning through your lives a bit quickly?

You have broken the Laws of Time 13,411,843 times 🚓. That's in the top 0.1% of Time Lords!

Your definition of a year has changed 8,541,823 times this year 🗓, making this Wrapped very difficult to complete.

[babiebom]

How the hell you spell chauffeur?/ooh fancy pants rich McGee over here! FUCK YOU!:

Dallas Winston, Two-Bit Matthews, Amy Pond, Tish Jones, Jack Harkness, Nardole, the Master, Paul Lehote, Emmett Cullen, Rosalie Hale, Derek Morgan, David Rossi, Elle Greenaway, Cat Adams, Sebastian, Sam, Abigail, Haley, Alex, Shane, Saeyoung Choi, Hyun Ryu, Yoosung Kim, Montgomery Gator, Roxanne Wolf, Bonnie Bunny, Chica Chicken, Foxy the Pirate, William Afton, Hikaru Hitachiin, Kaoru Hitachiin, Tamaki Suoh, Nea Karlsson, Meg Thomas, David King, Danny Johnson, Caleb Quinn, Jeffery Hawk, Julie, Joey, Frank, Johnny Slaughter, Robert Small

C-H-A-U-F-F-E-U-R:

Ponyboy Curtis, Darry Curtis, Martha Jones, Rory Williams, Clara Oswald, the Doctor, Seth Clearwater, Edward Cullen, Carlisle Cullen, Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner, Emily Prentiss, Jennifer Jareau, Jason Gideon, Maru, Penny, Leah, Emily, Elliott, Harvey, Jaehee Kang, Jumin Han, Freddy Fazbear, Henry Emily, Haruhi Fujioka, Kyoya Ootori, Takashi Morinozuka, Mitsukuni Haninozuka, Sally Smithson, Dwight Fairfield, Claudette Morel, Leon Kennedy, Susie, Herman Carter, Drayton Sawyer, Joseph Christianson.

[lolstitanic]

In actuality only 5% of the Doctor Who companions die traveling with the Doctor, the numbers are inflated by Rory Williams who happened to die 57 times while traveling, skewing the data

"most doctor who companions die travelling with the doctor" wrong! rory williams

[anxiousdino]

[dam-thats-blue]

Might as well post here too since Twitter is loving it, pick your poison.

[lolstitanic]

Oh this, this is shitposting boiled down to its essence. Magnificent!

is this anything

[crispytubes]

his name is mr bink a bong or something