#Donut Siblings

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: This is true: On his official file within the Project Freelancer database, David [REDACTED], codenamed Agent Washington is listed as having four sisters, all younger than him. This is also true: Agent Washington actually has three sisters and a brother, although he wasn’t aware of it, because the message informing him about this development arrived the day after he walked into the office of one Aiden Price. Or, the one where Wash and Donut are siblings, but don't know it.

Author: @secretlystephaniebrown

Note from submitter: I remember the day I found this series and subsequently this headcanon and I have been unable to stop thinking about it in the literal near decade since. There is too little content for it, but it is true in my heart.

[padawansuggest]

Jedi: Do you think the wind is ever tryina tell us something and we don’t know how to hear it anymore?

Mando: I just want you to stop saying odd shit.

Mand’alor: No but they are right.

Jedi: 😃😃

Mandos: ??????

Mand’alor: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MANDA IS ITS THE WIND AND ITS OUR ANCESTORS

Mandos: …do you… do you think we can make a new civil war out of this with the terrorists????

Mand’alor: Probably.

Mandos: Awesome. Approved.

Jedi: Wait, shit, wait, fuck-

[clqiredunphy]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[player-1]

Smile for Me and Great God Grove spoiler below (in meme form, of course):

They're both made by the same person :)

[albinofetus]

Imagine if the person who shot Maria is a relative of Tom

[infinitesadnessmelon]

[redvsbullshit]

RvB siblings headcanons save me.

[darkpitlesbian]

im feeling soft for them :)

[goldenageofwireless]

Dunno how I'm gonna sleep tonight. Still thinking abt david lynch

[yoshistory]

I dont mean to anthropormoprpohoze my cat but since she was raised by a person (me) instead of a mama cat, Olive has my mannerisms of expressing love to animal such as, I would thump my leg against her when passing by and standing idly instead of knealing and petting/thumping, and now she thalumps her whole back end against my leg in turn as a love.

she'll do this thing where she'll nod her head up at me and make blinky lovely eyes at me because i am always doing this like, head nod at her and being like "whaaaa~t?" and she'll nod upwards back at me. i have to like record her doing this its really cute. my cat from new jersey

[keeps-ache]

you know what. i Do think it's vital for the continuation of my existence that i have a donut. the world is small and chocolate sounds promising

[hidingoutbackstage]

They didn’t give us a sex scene they just mentioned it happening 💔 lmao, plus season 15-zero are (probably) retconned based on what we know of the plot of s19.

(Also sorry, this is donut-rights, i just didn’t want my main blog to be attached to rvb lmaooo)

Yeah yeah ik it was mostly for the meme format lmaooo and yeah ik s15-18 are probably retconned now </3 it’s okay the repressed grimmons gay sex in a closet under the influence of alien sex pollen still lives on in my heart

[coelakanths]

does anybody else ever think about the family dynamics in brozone. specifically clay as the middle like with jd and bruce he’s the youngest but with floyd and branch he’s the oldest. does anybody else think about that

[shekeepsmeworms]

Had some wine feeling good made a really shitty bowl in ceramics class this morning that I’m really worried has a bunch of air holes in it and had a really crappy therapy session where I didn’t talk too much but was honest about some other stuff which is good overall I guess but now I’m doing drunk crochet and watching the Duggar family documentary and probably going to stop watching soon once they start talking about the awful stuff but yeah day in the life of a woman doing her best I guess

[writing-dilemmas]

younger me had it right I need to be digging in the dirt and playing on mud

[brightlotusmoon]

I freaking love Camembert, but I love even more Donut's job description.

(And there was only one bed for a second?! Even better.)

At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.