#Donut Siblings

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: This is true: On his official file within the Project Freelancer database, David [REDACTED], codenamed Agent Washington is listed as having four sisters, all younger than him. This is also true: Agent Washington actually has three sisters and a brother, although he wasn’t aware of it, because the message informing him about this development arrived the day after he walked into the office of one Aiden Price. Or, the one where Wash and Donut are siblings, but don't know it.

Author: @secretlystephaniebrown

Note from submitter: I remember the day I found this series and subsequently this headcanon and I have been unable to stop thinking about it in the literal near decade since. There is too little content for it, but it is true in my heart.

[player-1]

Smile for Me and Great God Grove spoiler below (in meme form, of course):

They're both made by the same person :)

[padawansuggest]

Jedi: Do you think the wind is ever tryina tell us something and we don’t know how to hear it anymore?

Mando: I just want you to stop saying odd shit.

Mand’alor: No but they are right.

Jedi: 😃😃

Mandos: ??????

Mand’alor: WHAT DO YOU THINK THE MANDA IS ITS THE WIND AND ITS OUR ANCESTORS

Mandos: …do you… do you think we can make a new civil war out of this with the terrorists????

Mand’alor: Probably.

Mandos: Awesome. Approved.

Jedi: Wait, shit, wait, fuck-

[foldingfittedsheets]

My parents decided to just roam for the month of December. Who knows why. They said they didn’t want to do holiday stuff until the new year. Found out later they’d had thanksgiving with my nana. Honestly it woulda been fine if they’d just said they didn’t want the kids over? But instead mom decided lying that they weren’t doing it at all was easier.

My transphobic sister is having a baby so they decided to drive down to her state to see her, after telling me they’d come to my choir concert. And again. That’s fine, I get that the baby is a bigger deal.

But mom asked me to look after her chickens while they’re gone. I dragged myself over aching in every bone from overexertion yesterday, including the concert. When I called concerned about one of her hens dragging a lame foot around she told me that’s just how that chickens always been and not to worry about it. Didn’t ask me how the concert had been.

When my betrothed got home I was deep in sadness pits. I told them, “I feel like that chicken. Hobbling around receiving inferior care and attention from my mom.”

They baked cookies and we cuddled about it.

[albinofetus]

Imagine if the person who shot Maria is a relative of Tom

[infinitesadnessmelon]

[redvsbullshit]

RvB siblings headcanons save me.

[darkpitlesbian]

im feeling soft for them :)

[desultory-novice]

Giving the siblings all the hugs (in spirit) that I can

You two don’t deserve to have anything bad happen to you ever

But, speaking of nothing bad happening ever… if you managed to get your hands on a clock-like artifact that could grant you any one wish… what would you use it for? Would you wish for exactly that, or something else?

Adeleine: A clock that grants wishes?

Noir: Like THAT's real. Sounds like some monkey paw setup to me.

Adeleine: Noir, you don't want to wish for something? Even a little thing?

Noir: Adeleine, If it does grant a wish, isn't wishing for 'a little thing' almost as bad as wishing for nothing at all?

Adeleine: I don't know. What about wishing for it to be summer?

Noir: It is summer, silly.

Adeleine: I mean OLD summer! With green grass and warm sands! Oh, oh! We could go to the beach and wouldn't have to wear our coats!

Noir: I can take you there now without your coat but you'll be begging me to take you back!

Adeleine: Hmph! I'll just steal yours then! It's big and plenty warm!

Noir: Maybe I'll leave it behind. What're you gonna do then, icicle?

Adeleine: Then... I'll use YOUR wish to wish for an unending supply of winter coats, since you didn't want to ask for anything!

Noir: Touche.

Adeleine: But Noir... there's really nothing you'd wish for if you could?

Noir: Nope. Unlike some aspiring artists with their head firmly in the clouds, I've got everything I need right here.

Adeleine: Aww! Then I'll change mine. I have everything I need too!

Noir: You sure about that? Because I bet we could get a lot of bargaining power out of your endless coat supply...!

(Dad... Mom... I wish you two were still... No. Forget it...)

[sastielsfandom]

So many people do things out of obligation they can't believe the lengths people go out of love.

[yoshistory]

I dont mean to anthropormoprpohoze my cat but since she was raised by a person (me) instead of a mama cat, Olive has my mannerisms of expressing love to animal such as, I would thump my leg against her when passing by and standing idly instead of knealing and petting/thumping, and now she thalumps her whole back end against my leg in turn as a love.

she'll do this thing where she'll nod her head up at me and make blinky lovely eyes at me because i am always doing this like, head nod at her and being like "whaaaa~t?" and she'll nod upwards back at me. i have to like record her doing this its really cute. my cat from new jersey

[keeps-ache]

you know what. i Do think it's vital for the continuation of my existence that i have a donut. the world is small and chocolate sounds promising

[hidingoutbackstage]

They didn’t give us a sex scene they just mentioned it happening 💔 lmao, plus season 15-zero are (probably) retconned based on what we know of the plot of s19.

(Also sorry, this is donut-rights, i just didn’t want my main blog to be attached to rvb lmaooo)

Yeah yeah ik it was mostly for the meme format lmaooo and yeah ik s15-18 are probably retconned now </3 it’s okay the repressed grimmons gay sex in a closet under the influence of alien sex pollen still lives on in my heart

[coelakanths]

does anybody else ever think about the family dynamics in brozone. specifically clay as the middle like with jd and bruce he’s the youngest but with floyd and branch he’s the oldest. does anybody else think about that

[shekeepsmeworms]

Had some wine feeling good made a really shitty bowl in ceramics class this morning that I’m really worried has a bunch of air holes in it and had a really crappy therapy session where I didn’t talk too much but was honest about some other stuff which is good overall I guess but now I’m doing drunk crochet and watching the Duggar family documentary and probably going to stop watching soon once they start talking about the awful stuff but yeah day in the life of a woman doing her best I guess

[writing-dilemmas]

younger me had it right I need to be digging in the dirt and playing on mud