#Don't take this too seriously

[marshmallowwitharubberband]

No. Dunking on him is way too fun. (jk)

AU where the Lan juniors start making it a meme to "blame" Jiang Cheng for everything bad that happens, a la "Thanks, Obama!" ("Excellent, Sect Leader Jiang!") The elders expect Hanguang-jun to put a stop to it but he secretly finds it hilarious. Wei Wuxian doesn't like it at first but gaslights himself into thinking it's harmless fun. Eventually, the Lan disciples and elders accidentally start saying it too. They don't like to admit it out loud, but they find Sandu Sengshou the same level of annoying as every Jin they've dealt with (except maybe Jin Ling, who is annoying but gets a pass for being a literal child).

Of course, they take great care in only saying amongst themselves.

Until it breaks containment.

And the other sects start using it, too.

STOP MAKING ME A JIANG CHENG APOLOGIST AGAINST MY WILL!!

[marvelmaniac715]

Out of all of the powerful, impactful lines delivered by the Master throughout the entirety of Doctor Who, I'd have to say that his most important line is:

"I'm sorry about your Coccyx too, Miss Grant."

So chilling, gives me goosebumps every time I hear it.

[corgiteatime]

You couldn't take Astarion to see Nosferatu in the theater. Not because it'd be triggering for him or anything. But because every five minutes, he'd turn to you with the saddest eyes imaginable and hysterically ask, "I don't look like that, right?! Most vampires don't look like that!" And you'd have to reassure him through the whole 132 minutes run time.

[fallen-lucifiel]

[izzymarksthespot]

Both are correct lol

[jackienatist]

saw someone call tai masc... she's not masc nor femme but a secret third thing (so stripped of a sense of self she mirrors her partners)

[spicypepperjack]

I'm just imagining a scene where Jinx visits Ekko in Zaun after an extended period of time. She opens her arms wide, beckoning Ekko to hug her. With an apologetic face, she says "Did you miss me?".

When Ekko runs to hug her, she smirks evilly and suplexes him. With Ekko crumpled on the ground, she mounts him and cackles, "Now we're even from the bridge!"

Then they make out and fuck, the end.

[rockingbytheseaside]

✦ Based on the most common Dottore content I see (and obsess with), so choose wisely...

(Also, artists that can draw horror art style of Dottore - please teach me 🙏 you have my utmost respect, because it's harder than it looks to nail the vibe.)

[lianmilanesa]

[marshmallowwitharubberband]

A date with every SKZ member except it's the worst possible date they could take you on.

I.N.

The "date" consists on you sitting in his room while he tries on every single piece of clothing he owns to find the perfect outfit to go out. By the time he's done everything is closed and you're fast asleep.

Chan

He takes you to his studio to watch him make songs with his headphones on for sixteen hours. No, you can't listen to what he's working on to avoid leaks. At least he looks hot while working.

Changbin

You invited him for Netflix and Chill so you pick a brainless action movie to not-watch together. He gets so invested in it he completely forgets about the "and Chill" part. This is how you find out he's the type to speak during the whole movie and scream at the characters as if they could hear him.

Hyunjin

You decide to go to one of those cafes where they have little canvases for couples to paint together. He gets so engrossed in his art he ends up completely ignoring you, then has a very dramatic and sassy discussion with the owner about the "correct" way to brew an espresso. Hyunjin is in the wrong but, on God, this is the hill he'll die on. You get banned from the cafe.

Felix

He genuinely thinks playing League of Legends together—each in your own house– is a good idea for a date. He forgets to teach you how to play. At least you get to learn some new and creative ways of cursing. "I will fvck ur dad and get pregnant to give him a son he actually loves, u cvnt" sounds good in his voice.

Han

The date starts out relatively ok but Han is the type to attract bad luck at random so, by the end of the night you're dripping wet with dirty river water, a goose bit you, you've both been arrested, and you're pretty sure you've caught some type of ancient curse from that weird old lady. You just wanted to go for some ramen and a walk at the park.

Seungmin

You were pleasantly surprised when he showed up at your job on his car.

"Get in, loser, we're going to commit tax fraud"

And you do. He's actually very good at it.

Lee Know

You thought you were going on a date. Now you're an accomplice for murder. You can't even be mad at him, he's adorable when he's laughing maniacally.

[accio-bagel]

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

[rebeccathenaturalist]

wow the banana slugs are big this year

[marvelmaniac715]

If I ever write a musical, I want to make it super meta, with a song called 'We Wrote This For The Tonys', and it would be one of the first songs in the show, or near the end, wherever it fits, and it would recap the key plot events with impressive vocals and flashy dancing. The chorus would be pleading for the show to win a Tony award, and if the musical's asked to perform at the Tonys, that would be the song the cast would do. My current lyric ideas are:

We wrote this song for the Tonys

That's why it's quick and so upbeat

Now our leading lady will belt a high C

Because we really want that shiny trophy

Please let us win just one Tony

See, that ensemble guy just did a somersault

Our composer's in the audience, she's waving at a camera

She bought a dress on sale for this that won't be worn again

Let her hold a Tony, and then we'll all go home

Please let this free publicity sell tickets for our show

The prices are affordable, the proshot's on it's way

And theatre kids on TikTok think we're better than 'Santa Fe'

Just give us a shot then we'll leave you alone!

[mirellapryce]

Terrible theory, but I think part of the reason everyone in Port Townsend falls for Edwin is the accent. Yes, both Charles and Edwin have a British accent, but Edwin has the stereotypically "Hot, British Accent" (from a North American perspective).

[glitter-stained]

Also mostly from my civilian AU, here are sports that I can see the batfam do as non professional hobbies. Kinda scared to post this ngl, I feel like some of y'all will not share the vision, but also it's really not that deep

Barbara: Okinawa Kobudo, she's especially proficient with the bo

Dick: juggling (will do it at any given moment, no warning)

Cass: dance, obviously ballet but I could see her doing other dances too, maybe contemporary jazz and acro-stuff, I just want her to have fun and explore all the possibilities.

Jason: maybe my biggest hear me out, figure skating. He has the balance, the flexibility, the creativity and sensitivity. When I used to play the piano, there would be this form of vulnerability and emotional drifting in synch with the music, when you pour your heart into creating and in return feel transformed, which is something that never happens when I write or draw although I love those things. I can definitely see Jason going to ice skate when things are messy in his head and getting into that sort of similar headspace.

Steph: Roller Derby

Tim: skateboarding

Duke: I'm thinking parkour (I see a lot of videos of parkour in sort of indoor gyms with bars and structures that looks really fun and challenging, that's what I'm picturing)

Damian: I don't picture civilian Damian doing that many sports but if I had to choose maybe karate? Open to suggestions

Harper: paintball/ laser tag (she designed the guns. If she likes you they're just lasers).

Kate: general conditioning & athleticism + male gymnastics, because that's an almost completely different discipline and she likes that one better

Bruce: generic conditioning/weight lifting lifting, gotta pick that body in peak condition to carry his colony of children on each arm. He's also proficient in bike football from that one time he went to Germany.

Luke: kite flying (with complex, beautiful kites of he designed himself)

[warpedpuppeteer]

Gavin liking a Buckley-Diaz family edit 🥹🥹

(If it's his mom liking it is this a soft launch for canon buddie and buckley-diaz family 👀)