#burning spice x golden cheese

[emphemeral-astralreader]

Happy belated birthday!!! @burningcheese-merchant

So sorry for how late this is!! My procrastinating but would not move, and life kept me busy to even remember this. Shshisnsinnsian

[naynkitten]

headcanon:

what if Burning spices body heat rises everytime hes flustered or something?? like could you imagine Golden cheese kissing him and when she seperates his hot skin kinda like goes “Sssss” with some smoke coming from him

[sillysillyprice]

MY DATA AAAAAAA I RUN OUT OF DATA AND MY GRANDMOTHER DOESN'T HAVE GOOD INTERNET

well, I bring this =3

THEY ARE LITERALLY MY PARENTS, WHOEVER MESSLES WITH THE SHIP WILL EARN AN ENEMY... A VERY WEAK ONE (lie, it's perfectly fine if you don't like the ship and I respect that)

[purelilyenthusiast]

my take on goldenspice/burningcheese. hes not taking it well (dont take this post too seriously. .)

[sillymilly]

I don't consider myself a BurningCheese/GoldenSpice shipper but...

The original image

[eyegens]

Quick sketch while having a reasonable amount of fun with them

[cone-cone1]

Burning cheese shippers need to realize how toxic the ship actually is(or they do and they dont care) and also i think that at rhis point they just like a literal abusive relationship

Spoilers ahead

Golden cheese is clearly suffering and this shippers thinks about burning spixe inserting his 🍆 inside her? Even if i hate burning spice i cant think of him doing that and i think golden cheese would not like either ,and is just so weird to think that

Edit:rhe user may or not may think for this as r@pe but is still wrong to say that kind of stuff when a character is torturing other character

Burning spice just wanted to torture golden cheese to get some fun,he doesnt just want the soulajm,he wanted to torture hwr

In the game is specified how he did all of yhat bc of fun! And you can hear how hurt us golden cheese

the person’s username, ,they romanticize abusive relationship and also sexualized the whole chapter bc a proship

Edit:just blurred the username,it was a mistake I made by not censoring it,now lets remembwr what a proship is,prosshiping

Its not only kid\teen x adult ,it can also be victim/abuser ,between siblings or even non-humanxhuman(however this last one depends)

[ghostyashley]

so, Burning Cheese, what an interesting discovery

apparently Golden Cheese x Burning Spice is a thing I don't really see the picture tbh, if it's toxic shipping then I'd understand but as a functioning/could be wholesome one? Golden Cheese is straight up disturbed by how Burning spice went and committed war crimes out of boredom and she had her wings torn off by him as for Burning Spice himself I dont even know how his mind functions so I'll leave his side out for now

honestly I shouldn't be surprised seeing how wild shipping can get

[magicalbunbun]

And golden cheese cookie stealing cookie y/n from Burning Spice Cookie🤭🤗:

[emphemeral-astralreader]

Custard Cookie III: Pure Vanilla Cookie? How are babies made?

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Well..-

Shadow Milk Cookie: Two people make Mac n' Cheese noises in a locked room.

Custard Cookie III: Oh! Do you mean like the sounds that come from Golden Cheese Cookie's room when Burning Spice Cookie comes over?

Golden Cheese Cookie: Choke

Burning Spice Cookie: Cackle

Pure Vanilla Cookie: ... Should I ask?

Shadow Milk Cookie: Ye-

Golden Cheese Cookie: NO!

[naynkitten]

of course hes the type to snore loud as fuck at 3am

[sillysillyprice]

I'm in my obsessive-compulsive phase with Burning Spice

I slightly ship them... which sounds crazy, BUT IN MY HEAD IT'S ADORABLE

[stressed-out-artist-jj]

Princess Mononoke but Burning Cheese

Don’t like, block and scroll away 👍

[sillymilly]

Burning Spice should sing "Peaches" to Golden Cheese

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"Cheeses"!!!

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Imagine the reader getting sick and trying to at least get some rest

In comes their beasts(or ancients) being overbearing as always

Burning Spice Cookie probably keeps you close during these times, reasoning that maybe his heat will help you feel better soon? It's got to be explained to him by Mystic Flour Cookie, and by that point you're just stuck with him.

Mystic Flour Cookie dotes on you. She refuses to let you up and out until you're better. Do not protest, she'll just dump more blankets onto you.

Silent Salt Cookie is more protective of you. He stands guard, refuses to let you get up, and he makes sure you have whatever you need.

You're dumped in what's basically a nest of pillows and blankets in with Shadow Milk Cookie and Eternal Sugar Cookie. Neither of them let you up. You are forced to stay there.

Pure Vanilla Cookie probably takes care of you traditionally during this time, unless you speficially ask for him to heal you. He can't help but be very doting.

SICK?? SICK?? Golden Cheese Cookie is harping over you, and you're attended to by the best doctors.

The same goes for Dark Cacao Cookie. However, there is a slight threat that if you aren't made better, he will flip his lid.

Hollyberry Cookie smothers you a lot. She's attentive to your needs, and she's a lot more low energy. She cares about you very deeply.

White Lily Cookie is similar to Pure Vanilla Cookie, as she lovingly takes care of you. She may use those vines to hold you down if you try to get up while sick.

[brittle-doughie]

Some incorrect quotes with Y/N with the Ancients and Beasts? Pretty please?

The Incorrect Quotes Cookie Jar: Soul Jam Edition

Holy shit, it’s been a while since the last!

Y/N Cookie: *thinks of falling milk*

Ancient/Beast Cookies: “….I need them…”

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Shadow Milk Cookie: “Partake in the apple!”

Y/N Cookie: “But God said if I eat it, I’ll die-“

Shadow Milk Cookie: “NUH UH-”

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Y/N Cookie: “Eternal Sugar, I need you to stop stalking me.”

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “I wasn’t stalking you, I was educating myself on your lore so I can understand you better!”

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Hollyberry Cookie points to a Virtue of Scorn Y/N Cookie: “I can fix them”

[Drill sounds, screaming, chainsaw revving]

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Y/N Cookie: “Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve!”

Mystic Flour Cookie: “I think you mean cards.”

Y/N, pulling knives out of their sleeves: “No, I do not.”

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Y/N Cookie: “Peeing.”

Mystic Flour Cookie: “Whatever.”

Burning Spice Cookie: “Who gives a shit.”

White Lily Cookie: “I care <3 don’t listen to them.”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “This one’s dedicated to you.”

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “Piss harder.”

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Silent Salt Cookie: “No Noise November, everyone shut up.”

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Pure Vanilla Cookie, trying to flirt: “So, do you come here often?”

Y/N Cookie: “I mean, this is my house, so yeah.”

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Golden Cheese Cookie: “How are you feeling?”

Y/N Cookie: “I’ve been experiencing a headache lately that seems to come and go.”

Shadow Milk Cookie: *walks into the room*

Y/N Cookie: “Oh look, it’s back.”

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Dark Cacao Cookie: “So you like cats?”

Y/N Cookie: “Yeah.”

Dark Cacao Cookie: *tries to impress them by pushing glass off a table.*

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Police Cookie: “You’re under arrest for carrying 4 Cookies on a single motorcycle.”

Y/N Cookie: “Wait, 4?”

Police Cookie: “Yes.”

Y/N Cookie: “SHIT-“

Police Cookie: “Y/N?”

Y/N Cookie: “PURÉ VANILLA FELL OFF-“

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Mystic Flour Cookie: “your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On.”

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Pure Vanilla Cookie: “Good morning.”

Hollyberry Cookie: “Good morning.”

Dark Cacao Cookie: “Good morning.”

Golden Cheese Cookie: “Good morning.”

White Lily Cookie: “Good morning.”

Y/N Cookie: “You all sound like robots, "good morning, good morning", spice it up a bit!”

Burning Spice Cookie: “Hey, motherfuckers!”

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Y/N Cookie hurt their knee and is laid up with a cast and crutches.

Golden Cheese Cookie is sitting next to them, doodling little hearts on their cast to cheer them up.

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Y/N Cookie and the Ancients, and the Beasts all end up asleep in the same room. Nobody can get any sleep because Y/N Cookie is snoring loudly…except for Silent Salt Cookie, who’s completely used to it.

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Y/N Cookie: “You always look so unapproachable.”

Dark Cacao Cookie: “And yet here you are.”

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White Lily Cookie: “We’re engaged!”

Mystic Flour Cookie, to Y/N Cookie: “You should’ve asked me first.”

Y/N Cookie: “You’re not really my type.”

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Pure Vanilla Cookie: “Is that your hand on Y/N Cookie’s shoulder?”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “It was an accident.”

Pure Vanilla Cookie: “Your hand is still on their shoulder.”

Shadow Milk Cookie: “It’s still an accident.”

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Y/N Cookie: “Heyy, Eternal Sugar!”

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “Heyy, how you doing-“

Silent Salt and Burning Spice t-pose float towards Y/N Cookie.

Eternal Sugar Cookie: “AH, OH NO! OH GOD-“

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Y/N Cookie: “How petty can you get?”

Golden Cheese Cookie: “I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument that I was wrong about.”