#Don't fucking ooc characters with your stupid brains

[oneday-23]

Stop saying that if Tony Stark were alive he'd be laughing at John Walker. He's been right there in the comics as a senior slowly teaching John to be a better hero.

Tony Stark doesn't laugh at John Walker, it's yourselves who want to laugh at John Walker. Don't think of pathetic ooc remarks an give the character away.

Even though everyone is pissed at John for being an asshole and wanting to kick him off the team, Stark is willing to give him another chance.

One of the first things Stark did after forming his new team was to implore Wanda to persuade John Walker to stay on the team.

After John Walker relaxed into the team, Stark was proud to tell Hank Pym that he hadn't been wrong about John

Even if you guys say that comics are comics and the MCU is the MCU.

The first person Stark would mock if he was alive would be Steve Rogers who abandoned his friends and went back to live in the past, not John Walker who worked hard to try and protect more people.

The MCU's Stark still tries to teach Wanda to be a hero after the way she's treated him and the Avengers (though maybe his tactics are more like restricting personal freedom).

Why would you guys think that Stark would taunt a very hard working soldier who was just pushed out by the US government to be a mascot, but accidentally wants to do real work to protect others so badly? Do you guys think Stark is some kind of crybaby tantrum kid who loses Steve Rogers?

Tony Stark doesn't laugh at John Walker, it's yourselves who want to laugh at John Walker. Don't think of pathetic ooc remarks an give the character away.

[ddejavvu]

hi! I have a request for Criminal Minds…

It’s Dom!Spencer x fem or afab reader where they’re fucking and reader is sooooo gone that she’s not even catching Spencer’s degradations and praises anymore and just says stuff like ,,you’re so pretty,, or sucks his fingers without a single CARE in the world.

IM GOING TO HELL IM SORRY 😭 also, if you happen to do this, can I be “🏹” anon? apologies if you don’t do emoji anons, ignore this if you don’t. Thanks anyway! Love your writing I’m your biggest fan <3

this post is 18+, minors dni.

warning for ooc spence: i get you dom!spencer fans and this one's for you <3 but the man had to ashamedly whisper the word 'bitch' while reading it off of evidence from a crime scene so i don't think this one is really in character 💔💔💔 hopefully it's good though <3

Everything about Spencer is divine. The hair that hands in caramel-colored waves around your face, tips tickling your skin and only offering more stimulation to an already overwhelming experience. His lips, pink and plump that suckle ravenously at your neck, leaving stinging patches in their wake that won't heal for days. His cock, impressively thick and moderately long, stretching your drooling cunt and bumping rapidly against a spot so deep inside of you you're not sure you knew it existed. His fingers, long, slender, and veined, laying heavy on your tongue and putting pressure on its base so that you gag. Drool spills out around his digits as your body shakes from the force of his thrusts, and the gentle, soothing hum of his voice is with you only in sound, not in meaning.

You're too far gone to recognize the words spilling from his lips as he fucks you, terms like 'slut', 'dirty', 'filthy', and 'dumb' that, on a normal day, would send you into a stammering, blushing mess of denial and excuses. But now you're basking in his saccharine tone, letting his words wash over you and evaporate before your fucked-out brain has time to process them.

"Everyone thinks you're a genius," Spencer croons, sucking hard at a spot against your throat as he jams his fingers onto your tongue, "They say I'm lucky to have found you, 'cause you can keep up with me. But I know the truth, angel." He holds your hip in place with a single calloused hand, "You go dumb on my cock. That's all it takes, isn't it? Just a few. short. minutes." He punctuates his accusations with particularly rough thrusts, "And I've got you braindead on my dick."

"Is that true, baby?" He asks, kissing his way up your jaw and tracing the curve with the stiff tip of his tongue. You're whimpering around the three fingers he's stuffed in your mouth, lips desperately milking them like you would his cock. He curls them on your tongue, pressing down so your speech is garbled, "Answer me, honey. You go stupid for me, don't you?"

"Love you," You manage to blabber, drool spilling from your lips as you speak around his fingers. You're a spluttering mess, spit pooled in your mouth that coats Spencer's digits and seeps down your chin. You suckle at him like a man starved, and the pressure actually starts to hurt between the wayward lapping of your tongue at the pads of his fingers, "Love you- Spence, love you."

He feels your cunt clench around his dick, your body seemingly in tune with the single goal of sucking him dry. He muffles a groan into the crook of your neck, wondering if you'll ever remember the filthy way he's speaking to you now.

The words are harsh, but they're used endearingly, and he hums them into your neck with a kiss, like it's a compliment, "Dumb slut."

[l0vem41l]

the passenger princess playlists

「 tws + notes: no tws, unedited, probably ooc, self-indulgent because we have fun here, author's taste in music is utter shit 」

「 gn!reader, can be platonic or romantic <3 」

↳ ft. these stupid parasites that keep infecting my brain aka bruce wayne,clark kent, jason todd, tim drake, and stephanie brown

author's note: THEY ARE THE PASSENGER PRINCESS!!!! WHY???? because if i projected my music taste on the reader insert we would have many issues. im not THAT self indulgent w/ my stuff i say, posting hcs of character's music tastes based on my own

you decide that it's time to show how much you trust them.

"hey," you mutter, eyes still on the road, fingers absentmindedly drumming on the wheel. "...you can have the aux cord, by the way."

▸ BRUCE doesn't even take it at first. he usually prefers to drive in complete silence himself, so he lets you handle the music. he's pretty nonchalant about what you play, indifferent to most music as long as it doesn't make his ears bleed.

the first time he takes the offer and plays something he personally enjoys, it's pretty straightforward: his main genres are classical, jazz, and dad rock. like... a lot of dad rock. he can read the room er, car?? well enough to know that the classical and jazz songs he listens to aren't exactly driving playlist material. and yes something in the way by nirvana will be played battison i fucking love you

BRUCE's songs include: ♡ she sells sanctuary by the cult ♡ something in the way by nirvana ♡ 1979 by the smashing pumpkins

▸ CLARK is more than happy to share his music! he's always been excited to hear whatever you jam out to and is pretty open to different genres. he definitely finds favorites of his that match the energy of your car playlists. doesn't wanna play anything that's too much of a bummer though, mainly because driving with you has such good vibes!!! he can't ruin that :( unless your in some sorta mood to be upset. then he's got some stuff aka a lot of elliot smith and jeff buckley

he finds a lot to love in all sorts of genres. it's a mix of stuff that he grew up listening to with his parents, stuff that he found on his own from artists he enjoys, and stuff you introduced him to. his music taste is just a mosaic of love for the people around him.

CLARK's songs include: ♡ it's been a long, long time by harry james and his orchestra ♡ cupid by sam cooke ♡ real love baby by father john misty

▸ if there's someone who's going to criticize music without sharing his full music taste? it's JASON. he's actually not mean but he'll make comments which give the impression that he thinks he'd be better with the aux. like bro ask for the aux normally. REMIND HIM WHO'S HOLDING THE WHEEL. YOU BETTER PRAY THAT THE VOTERS ARE IN YOUR FAVOUR WHEN WE DRIVE INTO THIS TELEPHONE POLE

when you give him the aux privileges he's secretly overjoyed. he likes a lot of different genres, rock, metal, indie rock, some punk... but don't ruin his mood by pointing out his music taste is vaguely inspired by bruce's. or make fun of him for listening to sleep token. obviously he likes listening to chill music too— but for a drive? it's gotta be loud and fast. secretly gets happy when you like the songs he plays. the validation gives him a quiet sort of joy.

JASON's songs include: ♡ knives out by radiohead ♡ goddamn these hands by the taxpayers ♡ custer by slipknot

▸ TIM is pretentious about music, but he doesn't intend to be. he's proud of his taste to the point where he's beyond spotify wrapped and stats.fm. i firmly believe he's made his own software to track the music he's listening to and it's thorough. that being said, he really doesn't mind listening to your music. he likes giving recommendations based off of the songs you play in the car.

tim adores branching out into different genres, and the more obscure it is, the more he likes it. given, he's also into some pretty known and loved bands. car seat headrest. radiohead. slaughter beach, dog. the minute you hand him the aux, he's trying to put you on his favourites. a lot of indie. like... so much indie. and midwest emo... american football WILL be played. he also unfortunately cannot hide his love for the pinkerton album.

TIM's songs include: ♡ never meant by american football ♡ oh! starving by car seat headrest ♡ tragic girl by weezer

▸ STEPHANIE is so cool. i've seen swiftie headcanons but guys... pop punk princess stephanie brown is too real. pop punk, alternative rock, riot grrrl— all that stuff. probably got aux privileges before you even gave her permission, she just started queuing up her songs with yours.

when she gets full control, she already has a playlist ready for the drive. it's kind of all over the place, but the vibes are great. you will go from mommy long legs to chappell roan and then to whatever recession pop artist she's into that week. steph is also a big fan of evanescence, kittie, and hole. those in specific are heavily headcanon-y but i feel like she'd appreciate them.

STEPHANIE's songs include: ♡ misery business by paramore ♡ cherry scented by jack off jill ♡ gimmie brains by bratmobile

▸ what are you listening to? you don't know but CASS seems happy at least. when you gave her aux privileges, she didn't really know what to do. she ended up just picking her favourite songs out of your usual playlists.

eventually, she gets excited by the prospect of sharing what she usually listens to and it's... something. so here's the thing: she listens to a lot of ambient noise. like, things that people usually sleep to. you once drove around for half an hour listening to nothing but the noises of rustling leaves and chirping birds through your speakers. and she was happy.

she listens to a lot of music where there's not a lot of lyrics most of the time, but tends to listen to some of stephanie's music as well— usually the more mellow side.

CASS' songs include: ♡ relaxing tranquil day in the forest by nature sounds ♡ healing ritual by whatever, dad ♡ to violet by adrianne lenker

part two... potentially??? lmk which character's you'd want ^_^

— reblogs always appreciated!

[samuelroukin]

hi! not here in favor of you making Actual Books (i don't even read any of the newly published books anymore for reasons and reasons and reasons), just complimenting your work in general

i dont really care for cod at all but i really enjoy how you write the characters!! and tbh the only reason i watched some playthroughs of the games was so i could understand your work better. sure, fandom is the main reason people click in, but it's definitely not why they're staying. and it's not why people are writing paragraphs of praise to your stubborn ass even though you work so hard to never listen to any of it 💖

also id be enchanted to hear more about your ocs on future works or even here on tumblr!! you're great at creating made up people that actually feel real. they're pretty round (funnily enough that is the actual technical term), even when you don't tell us a lot about them

also 👀👀 say you have original stuff in mind?????? i would love love love love love to know more about that!! you're getting pretty darn good at worldbuilding and ambiance. better with each update now that you're trying out this AU thing. it would be infinitely interesting to see what you come up with when working with your own stuff only

anyway what i mean is. even though I don't quite believe in Published Books on this day and age, please know that your writing is definitely good enough for the editorial market (even more so now that those dark romance things are going mainstream and a lot of them read like the stuff 12yos post on wattpad. what tf is the deal with that? but I digress. out of those circles your work is still definitely good enough) it's legit like Good Work, even if the tiny mean bully whispering in your ear disagrees. it's good realism. good introspection. good porn and also good narrative and great junction of those. it's lovely seeing how far you've come in so little time and we're excited to see you reach new heights in the future (because you will, with absolute certainty, unless you stop. but i don't think you could really stop yourself at this point lmao)

and please know that achieving that level of quality with no help or instruction or training in so little time is a grand fucking accomplishment

point is: Who Care? We Care (even if we're not an enormous audience)(...yet?). and not just because it's cod

it's def a nice compliment to get thank u 🙏💖

and so is you reading my stuff without caring much for cod! though i wouldn't be able to write this much about them without (clearly) being completely insane about Them and the basis the games laid (haha laid) because without them i'd be nowhere at all, these characters are so. well they clearly took over my brain lol, though i worry a Lot about them being ooc when i write them 💀

i actually feel like my guys are so barebones and one dimensional rip, which is fine since i mostly created them as little more than a joke and they're just being used as set dressing, so that means a lot 🙏

my Main story is this sprawling urban fantasy thing, which if i ever did write it would need serious adjustments since it's. old and not aged very well. the gist of it was the main character (30 year old barista) has Visions, cue road trip with his bestie (ex bf from high school that he reconnected with years later) to figure out The Deal after they suddenly get much worse. it's about that on the surface, and below about dealing with missed chances and not living up to ur potential. it sounds stupid but i've been Thinking about it since i was like 14 so cringe is to be expected lol

lsklhkjhffghst yeah no offense to them but despite this fic being what it i i wouldn't really want to fall into that category even if that sound like i think i'm better than them (i'm not it's just not my thing. or i guess it is and i just have a superiority complex. anyway) um thank you once again 🥺i def feel like i haven't improved a lot but you're dead on about not being able to stop myself anyway lmao

idk why you're being this nice to me but 💖💖💖

[black-reaper-arc]

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We wanted a new start on a fresh account and that'd require deleting most things on it and that's a hassle, so welcome to @black-reaper-arc!

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CC refers to self as Speaker, Creature, CC, Jasper, People/Person, Creator, or Writer. (sometimes others, see above)

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Re are Genderfluid/Xenogender and Queer, pronouns change almost constantly; look at tags

Is German and Russian. (Please correct if; spelling things wrong or inaccurately reps. something.)

Si is alterhuman.

Snip speaks English, German, Russian (learning), and non-human languages. (Niltothese/Kathilka and more.)

Trill goes by the names Ripper and Reaper

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We are not diagnosed with any form of Multiple Personality Disorder, but that's not to say we're not plural. We use plural pronouns because it feels right, not because si want to "take away from mpd people" but because it again feels right. Awaiting Diagnosis.

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It/Its, Growl/Growls, Purr/Purrs, Trill/Trilling, Bark/Barks, Hiss/Hissing, Meow/Mrow, Mew/Mews, Snip/Snap, Roar/Roars, Fae/Faer,

2nd Person; you/your.

Plural/-selves, aux prns /ques. you/your?

Thou/Thee, Thy/Thou,

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Plural/-selves, no aux prns.

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Otherkin? | Lucifer Dragonling, 23 - Genderfluid, It/Fae/Growl/Claw/Wing/Trill. Long black hair, vibrant red eyes with slit pupils. Digitigrade stance, half-ghoul/half-kakuja, rinkaku/ukaku. It's kagune is black at the base then fades to red at the tip, which is heart shaped. [-Luci or -Lucifer]

Fictionkin. | Kaneki Haise, ??- Genderfluid, aux they/he and it/growl/purr/trill/hiss/snip/fae. Long, curly, white with a mullet-like haircut, red eyes with slit pupils. Digitigrade stance, half-ghoul/half-kakuja, rinkaku with an ukaku subtype. [-Kaneki, however you can specify who/time i.e Shiro/W-H, Kuro/B-H, Reaper/Yamii, King, Ryuu, etc]

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Fictionkin. Alterhuman. | Kaneki Kennedy, 19 - Agender-fluid, It/It's or any animal-like pronouns. Long curly white hair and gray or red eyes with slit pupils. Digitigrade/Quadrupedal, half-ghoul/half-kakuja, rinkaku with chimera subtype. [-Ken, -Capt., or -#240]

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Lumi-Aspen Northcoat, 16 - Genderfluid/Agender, It/Growl/Purr/aux They or any animal-like pronouns. Long, curly white hair, red eyes with slit pupils. Pale-gray skin, blue undertones and many scars. Digitigrade/Quadropedal, Feli-deer Hybrid as a result of experimentation, Russian and RSL/ASL. [-Aspen or -Lumi]

Opium Northcoat, 12 - Libraboy, He/They/It. Short, wired, white hair, icey blue eyes with round pupils. Pale with blue undertones. Digitigrade/Quadropedal, Feli-opossum Hybrid. It's Aspens' brother, German/Russian and ASL/RSL. [-Opi]

Aestas Faecrest, 16 - Cisgender, Any pronouns. Short, wavy, golden blonde hair w/ white highlights, blue left/green right eye. Tan, orange undertones with freckles and vitiligo. Digitigrade/Quadropedal, Mutt Hybrid. Golden Husky, South American/Greek and Greek/Asl. She's Aspens' boyfriend! [-Aestas or -Fae]

Beatrix Hernandez, 8 - Brazilian/Venezuelan, Italian/Portuguese. He/She, Honey-coloured eyes. Short, straight, black hair w/ brown highlights. Tan, bronze undertones. Bat Hybrid, Pygmy Round-Eared Bat. Friends with Aestas. [-Bea or -Trix ]

Larin Canis, 13 - South American, German. it/squeak/tail/paw or aux he/they, it's bigender and allo/ace-spec. Hazel eyes. Medium-length black hair w/ white shaved sides. Bronze undertones. Semi-Digitigrade/Quadrupedal. Lemur Hybrid, Ring-tailed lemur. Younger creature of Luna. [-Lar or -Larin]

Luna Canis, 14 - South American, German. it/bark/howl/paw or aux he/they, pangender and allo/aro-spec. Light brown eyes. Medium length, straight, red hair w/ two black chunks of hair in the front. Very tan w/ red undertones. Digitigrade/Quadrupedal. Wolf hybrid, Maned Wolf. Older creature of Larin. [-Luna]

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[zkorpionzsting]

Age: old enough

Name: sting

Here to reblog gore and post not personal thoughts don't fucking interact with me unless youre @godslittlebadboy83 or do but Jesus can't you mind your own fucking business?

[18+ BLOG NO MINORS PLEASE. No minor muns no minor muses please for the love of god.]

[this is a character role play blog it's all fictional and I don't condone any of the shit the guy does or is into]

[Further OOC under cut:]

Mun is cargo from @k1ll3r-k4rg0

Mun is 23!

Muse is Quinn, he's 24. He doesn't want to interact with anyone but he will forget to turn asks off so feel free to pester him. He's an original character.

He's mean as shit and not friendly. Also very rated R.

Also kinda stupid and brain damaged. And very very attached to Vini who will be at @godslittlebadboy83.

Anyways yeah that's all! Typed this up late to statistics so I should probably go do that

Jeez also Quinn doesn't tag lemme know if you want him to tho and I'll tag for him. He will reblog gore, violence, sexual violence, kink stuff, guns, and true crime stuff

OH AND FULL DISCLAIMER: NONE OF THIS IS CANON. Character and events are subject to change. im ALWAYS shifting things and opinions around so if theres inconsistencies and plotholes Please ignore them

[yalocalfanficaddict]

Just a little drabble I wrote as a way to get back into this characters (I've been a touch busy as exams pop up so bear with me on any/all OOCness)! Note that this is a slight cannon compliance because I need to learn how to write fluff without going overboard in angst!

"Shut up, Shitty Hair," Katsuki groans with an eye-roll. "It's just a stupid scar from that shitty villain."

"But it looks so manly! My boyfriend truly is a tough guy, surviving all that," Eijirou beams, chest swelling with pride.

Katsuki sucks his teeth and dumps his bag at Eijirou's desk. He tosses his shoes to the front door, ignoring the thump they make as they smack the baseboard. "Whatever. Are we doing this or not?"

"Hell yeah! I love myself a good ol' study date. When was the last time we even did this stuff anyway?" Eijirou asks, sliding off his bed and plopping onto the floor. Working through his own bookbag, he pulls out a black notebook. 

Katsuki hums in thought. "How the fuck should I know? We've been so busy that it's hard to fucking remember which month it is."

Eijirou throws his head back and barks out a laugh. "Fair enough, bro."

As they work through their comfortable silence, it's hard for Katsuki to imagine his life with his new injury. His arm being almost crushed to sawdust is by far worse than the constant ringing in his ears. At least with hearing aids, Katsuki can fix that problem then and there. However, even with physical therapy, he still struggles to move his arm with the new muscles the doctors have woven for him. It infuriates him that he can't be the hero he planned to be with each "setback," as others call it.

But he shouldn't complain. At least he still has his eyesight.

Or at least that's what the doctors and his parents say.

"Katsuki, you good, man?"

He snaps his head to the right, and a hand comes up to cup the scarred cheek. "What?"

Eijirou nibbles at his lower lip to bite back his sheepish smile. "Well, you sorta just started staring at the paper and dropped your pencil."

Before Katsuki can pull away to grab it, Eijirou places it on the pile of sprawled books. After he makes sure the pencil doesn't roll away, he holds Katsuki's with both hands instead of one. A warm smile tugs at the corner of Eijirou's lips, the edges of his eyes crinkle, and his puckering scar twists to accommodate the movement. "Is it about your scar? Do you want to talk about it?"

Katsuki's own lips curve into a hint of a frown. "No, I don't."

"Not even a little?"

"What part of no don't you understand, Hair For Brains? The nngh or the ooh?"

Eijirou laughs again, sending Katsuki's stomach into somersaults. His frown melts, and his lips betray him, barely tipping up into a grin. The tension around his shoulders and in his jaw thaw. Each breath grows more full, welcoming the scent of Eijirou's cologne. This oblivious boy before him has no clue of what magic he holds over Katsuki.

His giggles are abruptly cut off with a vague gasp when Katsuki pulls him onto his lap. "What did I do to deserve you?" he asks, pressing his forehead against Eijirou's. Katsuki closes his eyes, allowing himself to savor the warmth that doesn't radiate from his quirk for once.

Eijirou hums in playful thought as he leans in to place a peck on Katsuki's lips. The action causes him to go rigid, but he's quick to soften when sweet words greet his ears, followed by more kisses.

"I'm not sure, 'Suki. But I can say that I'm honored to be the one you wish to spend your weekends with. I'm honored to be the one to bandage you up, and you, me. I'm honored to have your shoulder to cry on, knowing you can use my shirt for a tissue, too. Knowing that I am wanted by someone as independent as you really energizes me in ways I can't even begin to describe, Kats. Maybe the Universe made a mistake, and I'm ecstatic if they did. But know that if they ever try to correct themselves, I fight until my bones ache and scream until my voice turns bloody, only to keep you with me a moment longer."

He doesn't know what to say. A mere 'you did enough' would suffice, but knowing Eijirou and how he wears his heart on his sleeve, Katsuki should have known better.

Instead, Katsuki tangles his finger through Eijirou's spikes, earning a cry of protest, quickly silenced in a deep kiss. "You're an idiot, you know that?" he asks before crushing his lips against the precious boy he would scrap tooth and nail for. "You're such an idiot—my idiot. I'd blast my head off my fucking body before doing anything to make you upset, ya hear? I'll ignite every damn inch of me if that means I'll put a smile on your face. Your stupid shark teeth and shitty hair color will forever be burned in my memory, and I hope you know that it's what I'll look for by whatever chance in hell that we are separated. Do you understand, motherfucker?"

Eijirou wraps around Katsuki and buries his face in the crook of his neck. "Good to know we're on the same page here!"

They sit like that for a moment that stretches on into timeless oblivion. The only sound is their content sighs and occasional 'love you' flittering through the air.

That is until Katsuki feels a tickle against his neck.

"What the hell are you doing, Eiji?" Katsuki asks as he slows the speed of his hand that draws intricate patterns along Eijirou's back.

A grin is felt against Katsuki's jaw, and he groans at Eijirou's answer.

"I don't think I ever kissed you better, so I'm doing it now!"

"You sap," Katsuki grumbles as Eijirou holds his face in one hand again.

He grins while tilting Katsuki's complexion in search of a better angle. "Oh, don't pretend you don't like it."

Katsuki can practically see the hearts form around them when Eijirou kisses his cheek.

And he doesn't mind it.

Not one bit.

Kiss it better ❤️🧡

I needed some cute KiriBaku out of my system for you to enjoy 🤣💕

[angstyx]

I love you, I really do

CC!Quackity x Reader

Word Count: 820+ words

Summary: The 3 times where Quackity jokingly told you he loved you and the 1 time he meant it

TW: slight cursing

Note: Quackity might sound OOC for some parts since i've never wrote for him before

Requested?: [Yes] [No]

Masterlist // Rules for Requesting

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The First Time:

Quackity's laughs rang in your ear as you two run away from someone's house. The house was now filled with random animals, some were hidden while others were in plain sight.

You two were on the dream smp to prank a few people. It was your idea to do so. You were bored on the smp and since Quackity was on as well, you decided to ask him to voice chat and if he wanted to prank people and of course he said yes.

"Holy shit y/n, that was hilarious. You have great ideas sometimes." Quackity was still laughing as he talked to you. "Sometimes?!?" You tried to sound offended but failed, laughing seconds after you replied back.

Laughter filled the voice chat as you two discussed what other pranks you should do. Some were funny while others were just plain stupid, nothing less, it made you two laugh until your stomachs hurt and your eyes were teary.

"You are a fucking awesome person y/n and I love you for that," said Quackity, laughing right after he spoke. You felt your face heat up, he was joking right? Did someone tell him about your crush on him? Hopefully not, you weren't ready to confess.

"C'mon y/n!" Quackity's minecraft character ran in-front of you. He crouched and hit you a few times before running away. "Let's go prank some more people!"

You shook your head, trying to get rid of what Quackity said to you. 'C'mon y/n, he didn't mean it when he said he loved you... right?' you thought.

The Second Time:

"C'mon y/n! Pretend to be my significant other!" Quackity was practically begging you to be his partner, wanting to try and prank Tommy since he said that Quackity was lonely as fuck.

"No-way Quackity, I don't thi-" "Why not? I'll be able to say stuff like "Oh I love you so much y/n" to you! I'm sure you'll like that," joked Quackity, not knowing that your heart started beating faster when he said that to you.

"I-I um..." You took a deep breathe. "Fine-" "Great! Let's go and find Tommy! Follow me!" You took a deep breath as your minecraft character followed Quackity's. C'mon y/n, snap out of it, he was joking... again.

The Third Time:

You practically roasted Quackity into cooked meat- atleast that's what karl told you. You and your friends were playing jackbox and Quackity chose the rap battle game, thinking that he was going to beat everyone. In the end, after you were paired up with Quackity, you won. Now everyone was laughing at how good your rap was while Quackity himself was fake crying.

“Mi amor! I thought you were going easy on me!” stated Quackity, sniffing a few times to make it seem like he was actually crying. “I actually loved you and you broke my heart!” He kept on crying after that, ignoring how you didn’t reply. You felt familiar butterflies in your stomach, did you hear him right? Did he say that he loved you again? By now, you couldn’t tell if he was joking or not. Did you want him to be joking? You weren’t sure.

The Fourth Time:

You were tired. After working on your homework for hours, your eyes were drooping and your brain couldn’t think. You already drank some coffee and you knew it wouldn’t be healthy if you drank anymore. You sighed, you should just finish the homework tomorrow morning, it was getting too late for your liking.

Heading towards your bed, you heard your phone ring. Remembering that you left it on your desk, you picked it up and realized it was Quackity. You answered it as you got into bed, "Hey Quackity, need anything?" You yawned, the tiredness already getting to you.

"I was wondering if we could facetime but you sound sleepy so-" "No! Its fine." You cut him off, face heating up when you realized how desperate you sounded. You heard Quackity laugh from your phone, making you smile. "If that's what you want mi amor," he teased.

Hours passed by as you two talked about random topics, mostly about streaming since you two streamed a lot. You yawned again and before you knew it, you fell asleep. Quackity was still talking but stopped when he realized you were asleep. He studied your face, taking notice of how calm you look.

"I-I love you y/n, I really do." He said quietly. He both wished that you heard it and didn't hear at the same time, not knowing how you felt about him. Half asleep, you thought you heard Quackity say I love you to you again. Thinking you were in a dream, you replied back, "I love you too Quackity." Quackity's finger paused on the 'end call' button, did you just say it back? A smile on his face, he finally ended the call. He couldn't wait to confess to you.

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In my opinion, the problem with the angels, being a result of the writer's strike and Erik Kripke, needing a way to get Dean out of Hell, wasn't the issue that angels got introduced. Sometimes you need a bit of a short cut to get from one point to the next. I think the problem was that they as in Castiel massively overstayed their welcome. For Season 5, they worked fine. They offered a very unique conflict with the topics of belief and non-believers and how despair can make you cling to ridiculous hopes. I just think that Kripke could have maybe polished the whole true vessel stuff a bit more to show what makes Sam and Dean so unique, and why they have to be picked.

But yeah, in the storyline, they were supposed to be in, aka season 4 till 5, maybe till the begin of season 7, if you really wanna stretch it, they worked. But as soon as Castiel got resurrected with that weird trench coat scenes (seriously, why the heck would Dean keep this coat around; I could see him maybe burn it in sort of a symbolic funeral), it was over. Like that was the moment, where Castiel was beginning to seriously overstay his welcome and the writers scramble their brains for some new ideas. I am not gonna lie, I did enjoy Gadreel's introduction, but that's probably because I love story arcs, where Sam is evil or gets possessed, so I am biased in this field.

But when it came to Castiel, the writers seem to no longer know what the heck, they wanna do with him. He got extremely dummed down, reckless and a hypocrite (now that wouldn't be a problem if the writers actually chose to make that a character trait and not some accident). Honestly during the latter seasons, I became increasingly annoyed with his scenes, because I had no clue how the heck they were advancing the plot along. It all felt like pointless detours. If anything, shouldn't the angels have just evicerated him for casting him out? Like shouldn't it all have been on sight? Honestly, the writers legit can only bring him back, because Gadreel is there!

But for me, the moment where I really started to hate Castiel, where I was like Okay, you lost any saving grace, was the moment where he allowed Lucifer to possess him. Especially given that he did it, because he couldn't stand being on the sidelines. He had to play hero and did so by releasing his own murderer and Sam's tormentor. My brain legit just went What the fuck? Did your memories hit a hard reset or are you just that stupid?.

Leave alone, that Misha cannot act as Lucifer at all. At least with Mark and Jared (especially in season 5), you have the feeling that this is the same character, who just happens to be in a different body. With Misha, I am like Am I watching Lucifer or did one of the Leviathans accidentally yeeted its ass out of purgatory again? Because that is the only comparison, I can draw. Honestly Casifer is so badly acted, it makes Season 11 such a slog to get through. I am literally dreading the episodes he appears in. And problem is, I don't think I can skip them. Ugh.

But yeah, in summary, what Kripke used as a short cut got expanded upon way what was necessary and ended up overstaying its welcome. Hope you don't mind me adding my two cents to this. :)

So much agree with this. 💖

I liked Castiel up to when he died in Hello Cruel World. He had redemption before he walked into the water.

Dean (and Sam) should have salt and burned the trenchcoat NOT cleaned and neatly folded it THEN moved if from one car to another. Remember Baby was put away and they were using random cars, so IF (and that's a mighty big OOC if) Dean was 'saving' the trenchcoat, why not leave it safe in Baby's trunk?

Castiel should have stayed dead with the angels storyline in general ending with his death.

Bringing him back was a disservice to a great character because his return only led to fanservice. What purpose did Cass' return bring to the show? What purpose did the continued existence of angels bring to the show?

Bringing Claire and Lucifer back for the sole reason of giving Cass a storyline shows that he had NO reason for still being in SPN.

Having Cass say 'yes' to Lucifer makes you wonder if season 4-6 Castiel was a different character from Cass, since Castiel would never have fallen for that bullshit. Castiel was a badass warrior angel, Cass was an eunuch.

Killing Cass in All along the Watchtower only to bring him back AGAIN continued to make a mockery of an once great character.

Misha acted in his first go around, but once Singer bought him back, MC had job security so that's why we got Lucifer!Cass, Empty!Cass and whatever he was in the AU.

Kripke's shortcut was fine BUT he allowed Misha's "popularity" to dictate killing Anna and promoting Castiel to top angel. I'm sure if he had stuck to his original angel plan, angels would have been a done deal a long time ago.

[batarangsoundsdumb]

guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough

[crimsonxe]

Oh look another one in the "I don't care about Chloe" camp that likes DE, almost as if it reflects the writers also disliking Chloe.

As I said to others if you think Max and Chloe are in character or written well, then your ass never knew those characters to start with. Amanda is a soft, femmed up, traditionally appealing, lipstick lesbian Chloe knockoff that has the chemistry of a rock. She utterly fails in comparison to Chloe a badass, hardened, futch lesbian who has unequaled chemistry with Max. There is no "fresh air" just Decknine showing their preference in soft, femme, and lipstick lesbian + dislike of Chloe.

Chloe not being around COULD have made sense, but not the way Decknine wrote it with the character assassination of her and Max. Once again if you think different then your ass never payed attention to the characters. Even Michel of DontNod and basically the father of LiS has stated that these characters are not his; and that while Max and Chloe may have had bumps in the road they'd ALWAYS come back together.

Gwen is the singular good & praiseworthy aspect in this trashfire of a game.

She's once again a moronic soft, femmed up, traditionally appealing lipstick lesbian with the chemistry of a rock that was shoved in, because Decknine doesn't like non-femme types.

Ofc your shit-for-brains ass does. Nobody asked for the game to be about Chloe, but at least one would expect respect for her character, for LiS1, for DontNod LGBT+ fans, etc. None of which is there.

Once again if you don't think the way they separated was stupid then you're a moron that has no damn clue about the characters; hell you're not even in-line with Michel as I mentioned before with him stating that the two may have bumps in the road but would ALWAYS come back together. Chloe would NOT leave Max; Chloe would NOT be talking about threesomes w/ a guy w/ her gf; Chloe would NOT being partying; Chloe would NOT be talking to Victoria chase. Max would NOT give up on the relationship; would NOT be horny on main; would NOT bring up even in her own mind Chloe's trauma over Rachel as a barb against her; Max would NOT cheat on a romantic partner (which isn't even tied into Chloe). Neither of them after the ordeal they went through would that soul-bonded them would ever fully break their relationship; once again confirmed by Michel.

Also no dumbass if one wants to trash the game because of a character, they're fully fucking valid in doing so. Especially when that character is one of the two the put the fucking franchise on the map and are the central goddamn pillars of LiS1. But this goes fucking deeper than that. This is Decknine pulling a "we know better", "we're more progressive." obnoxious shit parade that character assassinates Max and Chloe both and shits on DontNod & LiS1. Hell even from a being a creative myself POV this shit infuriates me and ones like your shit-for-brain ass even more so; supporting a shit-tier outside party coming in and shitting all over the original and true canon maker creatives, their characters, and their iconic game that made this goddamn franchise. I back DontNod and their main canon over Decknine's rotting AU ooc bullshit any fucking day of the week as I would deck any damn body that dared try to pull this shit towards any of my characters; but Michel has actually been FAR more diplomatic. Also reinforcing to people that they don't have to accept DE the multiverse of LiS allows for people to ignore that shitfest of a game. The narrative team and writers need to be shuffled around or have someone like Emma (LiS comics) who has shown knowing & respecting the characters brought in. Not even going into the disgusting-ness in which they try to act as if LGBT+ is interchangeable and that anyone should give a shit about Amanda vs. Chloe with everything her and Max went through together. All because once again Decknine has their preference of femme lipstick lesbians over the hardened futch ones that are more than willing to speak their mind cause they aren't trying to be "nice" and go to the extreme of stealing player choice via an OFF-SCREEN break up; rather than onscreen and offering the player the choice to fight for the relationship as Max would or fully break up which goes against canon but would enable player choice. But noooooooo Decknine has their heads firmly up their own asses about what the "good choice" is and players are just wrong in picking Chloe time after fucking time as should be their fucking right and what DontNod put as the CORE of the franchise. Regardless I'll enjoy watching people shred and shit on DE as the trashfire it is.

Okay so I started life is strange double exposure today and I gotta say it’s so good so far as I finished episode 3

The characters, dialogue and story is so good. I’m really loving the romance option of Amanda 🫶 she’s a whole vibe and honestly a breath of fresh air.

I honestly think Chloe being gone fits and makes sense plus I wouldn’t have cared if she was in the game or not🤷

The story is awesome and I do love a good murder mystery. I really love the dialogue as well. It’s not as held back and shoutout for there being a trans woman character ❤️🤘I love max’s relationship with Moses and Safi. Truly the sibling relationship

I’ll say it again Amanda as a love interest made me squeal. She’s funny, has a hell of a personality and is so sweet. I think she’s a breath of fresh air and I just love her so much

This is where apparently controversy is in this fandom. I stand with the people who don’t give a fuck whether Chloe is in the game or not. I personally think it was a good choice. Because not every game is about Chloe and I’m glad she’s not really apart of it besides the posts. I’m happy max is around different characters in a different environment entirely. Do I think how Chloe and max ended was stupid? Not really. But if you’re gonna trash the game over a character you need to grow up. I thought the fandom was better than this but apparently not🥱 give the game a chance and I promise it’ll be worth your time

[codename-bewareofthefangirl]

I love the scenarios that you wrote about haikyuu ! So please can I request one where : aone,oikawa,iwaizumi,kuroo,akaashi,tsukki,ushijima and tendou had an argument with their s/o because she doesn't express her feelings very well and with her anxiety it ends up into really bad panic attacks sometimes .. I'm sorry if too much, you don't have to do them all. Thank you very much in advance ..I really like your blog xx

Hi dear! OMG THIS ASK WAS SO LONG! I’M SORRY I HADN’T MANAGED TO ANSWER IT ALL! No really, I’m sorry dear but I didn’t know what to write any more for Tendou and Aone, if I’ll ever find new inspiration, I’ll add it. Also, I apologize for taking so long; I’ve to admit I was at loss as what to do, because I didn’t quite understand if you wanted them to argue about you not expressing your feelings, then for you to have a panic attack and them comforting you OR if you wanted something else. Like, them arguing about your anxiety? I was confused. I tried my best, writing different things to not bore you.

I used my personal experiences and thoughts from dark moments, so uhm…I hope they make sense? My faves are probably Kuroo’s and Akaashi’s. And Oikawa’s. And Iwaizumi’s. O shit, well maybe I like what I’ve written a little bit.

If I have to be 1000% honest, I believe that the majority of this characters would never be mad about something like this, since canonly they’re used to read other people or are friends with unexpressive people or even they are the not expressive ones. I tried my best to not go out of character, but I don’t know if I’ve managed. (I’m not that good of a writer yet, I fear)

Anyway, I hope you enjoy this! And remember, every way you express yourself through is valid! The important thing is to never stop fighting to take a small step.

Have a wonderful day!

 Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kuroo, Akaashi, Tsukishima, Ushijima x Anxious Reader, Arguing&MakingUp, Panic Attacks, Anxiety, Fear of Rejection, Cuddles (Possibly OOC)

 Oikawa Tooru

“Well, I’m so sorry if I’m clingy, maybe you should learn to freaking open that mouth and say something instead of watching me ridicule myself trying to please you. Or you should find another boyfriend.” Oikawa finally snapped, sharp tongue taking away your breath.

You froze in the middle of the living room, eyes wide with fear and anger. Oikawa was standing in front of you, fierce and cold, arms crossed on his chest as he trembled from frustration.

That not what you wanted to say. Tooru wasn’t clingy nor you wanted to break up. It wasn’t that, it was all your fault. You just couldn’t talk well, couldn’t you? Always making him fear insecure, not able to express your love or appreciation.

It was your fault.

Before you could realize, you were on your knees, gasping for air. Your head spun as you frantically tried to not drown in that sea of self-doubt and self-deprecation.

Oikawa paled, immediately rushing to you and crouching by your side.

“What’s wrong?” he called worriedly, a hand on your shoulder, all the anger forgotten. It was always like that, wasn’t it? He seemed sharp, childish, egocentric sometimes, and maybe spoiled, but as soon as you needed him, there he was.

Why couldn’t you do the same for him?

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry-“ you cried as tears streamed down your cheeks and you breathed quicker and quicker. Were you even breathing? How did you even breathe?

Oikawa cursed, realizing you were having a panic attack.

“It’s okay SO, breathe for me,” he murmured softening his tone and forcing himself to keep calm, “Come on, breathe,” he repeated drawing small circles on your back.

Shaking, you shook your head.

“I-I can’t-I-I’m sorry I-” you sobbed clenching a hand around your throat, to force it open, but your boyfriend took it into his and softly pulled it down.

“You can, I know you can,” he whispered, eyes filling with pain seeing as you struggled, “Please SO. Do it like me.” He inhaled and exhaled slowly, again and again.

You held onto him as if he was your anchor for what it seemed hours.

“Tooru,” you called in a broken murmur as you slowly regained control over your lungs.

“Yes, babe?” he asked, brushing your hair away from your forehead.

“Tooru, I’m sorry,” you found the strength to look at him, “I-I can’t talk well, I g-get very anxious and I suck! I suck!” you admitted angry at yourself, “But I really, really love you-I love you so much- I just- I don’t know how to show it, how to say it because I suck…”

You wanted him to see it, to know it.

Oikawa’s eyes widened and his feature softened as you collapsed in his arms. He caught you, falling seated on the floor and sighed, letting your words washing away all the previous anger and insecurities.

Such a stupid fight.

“It’s okay, I know,” he reassured you, a bit more cheerful, like his usual self, “How could you not to? I’m such a catch!”

You sniffled, laughing weakly, and he lulled you humming.

“We’ll find a way to communicate, everything will be alright,” he added leaving a kiss on your forehead.

You finally smiled, closing your eyes, and rested your head against his chest. If Tooru said it, then you hadn’t doubt about it.

 Iwaizumi Hajime

“Hey SO,” Iwaizumi’s voice was unusually quiet, flat even, “Can you at least tell me if you still love me? Because right now I’m feeling helpless…”

Your head snapped towards him. You two were seated on the couch, on next to the other, but your boyfriend was bent with his elbows resting on the knees, face hidden behind the palm of his hands.

You had noticed he had been gruff and quiet all the afternoon, but that had been so unexpected you felt as if your heart had stopped.

“W-what?” you stammered, your brain refusing to understand those words.

Iwaizumi interrupted you with a long sigh.

“I’ve never heard you say ‘I love you’, you know? I don’t want to force you, but sometimes I feel like there are walls between us. I don’t understand if you enjoy being kissed or holding hands, you don’t say anything if I don’t ask and sometimes it seems I’m forcing you to be my gir-”

You practically jumped on him, desperately grabbing onto his t-shirt.

“What are you saying? What-I can’t understand!” you said with ragged breaths, the beat of your heart deafening you.

Your boyfriend, taken aback, tried to unclench your fists, but you tightened the grip.

“Why?” you repeated, panic rising in your voice.

He held your wrists, shocked by your frantic, vivid reaction. Usually, you were so quiet or reserved…

“I,” he swallowed, averting for a second his eyes, “I feel like you don’t love me…”

You went limp, hands falling and heart stopping. The tears came before you could stop them.

“O-oi SO!” he panicked as your crying outburst, expecting a colder reaction.

You shook your head, sobbing quietly.

“I’m sorry Hajime, I’m so sorry,” you apologized, trying to find a way to not lose him, not Hajime. “Every time I try I feel so anxious-God you can’t understand- I feel so afraid to say the wrong thing, I can’t find the words. I hate speaking, I’m horrible. I don’t talk well. I don’t know what to say, I don’t know what to do because you’re so important to me…” as you spoke, your breaths accelerated and grew more and more agitated.

Before it could be too late, Iwaizumi grabbed your hands again and pulled forward. He rested his forehead against yours.

“Hey,” he started in that firm, nearly scolding tone he used to have your attention, and you stopped breathing, “There isn’t something you could say to make me go away, ever, nor I’m worried about the way you say it. I fell in love with who you are, until you keep trying I’ll be okay.”

More tears fell and you opened your mouth to apologize again, but he frowned and spoke first.

“So, don’t stop trying okay? Do your best, I’m here to listen. Always.”

You nodded weakly, warm filling your chest again, and finally he showed a small smile.

“Now, please, ask just this question for me,” Iwaizumi’s cheeks reddened and his voice had an imperceptible tone of hopeful uncertainty that made your heart clench, “do you love me?”

His green eyes were full of hope and affection.

You nodded. A firm, confident nod.

“Yes.”

It’s all he needed.

Hajime smiled widely and kissed you softly, lips chapped and a bit rough yet so gentle.

“And from now on, let’s work together on communication, alright?” he smirked flicking your forehead.

Your laughter filled the room.

Kuroo Tetsurou

Cats, when angry, avoid you. They look from afar and stay silent. Their eyes scream coldness and scold you harshly.

Kuroo was a cat.

You could feel his stare from across the room, as he faked to study.

Cats, to express their anger, hiss and claw. They hit where they know it hurts the most.

Kuroo was a cat.

You two had just had your first, big fight and he had been so mercilessly blunt you felt like throwing up at the simple memory.

Cats become angry when they are hurt.

Kuroo was a cat.

You had been the one hurting him all along and you could only blame yourself if things were falling apart.

You curled on the couch, hiding your face behind the arms. You tried to keep your anxiety at bay, not thinking about the worst possible outcomings. You knew you had to do something, but the fear of messing up more paralyzed you.

Kuroo turned the page and the sound sliced the silent of the room.

You inhaled deeply, nausea hitting you with the force of a train.

Were you really ready to lose him? Just because you feared saying the truth? Because expressing what you felt meant exposing yourself and you were scared? Scared of what?

Something inside you roared and your head perked up, eyes blazing.

Well, you were fucking tired of yourself giving up.

Trembling, you uncurled and stumbled on your feet.

Kuroo immediately focused on you; you could feel his stare even if your eyes were fixed on the floor.

You took a step, swallowing down the fear.

You took another, trying to calm down your drumming heart.

And another, breaths growing erratic as everything in you screamed to stop and crouch, forgetting everything and drowning in darkness.

You were fighting to take another step when red pants and black socks entered into your view. Two slender hands cupped your cheeks and tilted your face up.

You met Kuroo’s coal eyes and your throat dried up.

He didn’t say anything, waiting for you with an unreadable expression. But that was enough, he had come to you. He always did.

You inhaled, shuddering.

“I-I” you fought with the suffocating fear.

Something softened in Kuroo’s eyes and it gave you the last push.

“I love you.” You burst, grabbing his wrists to feel that he was there, with you, “Always. Sorry for everything.”

Kuroo’s lips curled into a grin that tried to be playful but was unbearably fond. He was such a dork.

“I love you too, thank you for this.” He leaned to kiss you on the forehead.

“I’ll try more,” you whispered. Finally, a wave of relief slowly washed away all those horrible emotions from your mind.

“Are we okay now?” you murmured, as he left another kiss on your nose.

He winked, any trace of anger vanished.

“We’ve always been okay, kitten.”

The next kiss, he left it on the lips.

 Akaashi Keiji

The worst thing about arguing with Akaashi was his coldness.

It was piercing, merciless. It ate you out alive, leaving nothing behind. It was paralyzing.

You felt like that, sitting on the other side of the table as he scrutinized you with an unreadable expression.

The tea in your cups long forgotten.

“Are you unhappy with me?” His tone was the same he’d have used to ask about the weather.

You bit your lips, trying to shake your head, but instead, you remained still.

“It thought we were…in love,” Akaashi didn’t like expressing his feelings aloud too, but he always made an effort for you, “But maybe I was wrong.”

You could hear your own heart crying desperately.

You had messed up. You had messed up. You had messed up.

A glint of sadness flashed in Akaashi’s eyes, but the blankness reabsorbed it.

“Can’t you say something?” Ah, that was frustration.

You wanted to reply, you wanted to deny everything. But what if you said the wrong thing? What if you made a mistake again? You had been so useless until then, never finding the courage to say him how much he was important, how much you loved him.

You were so caught up in your fears and insecurities, that you nearly didn’t notice Akaashi had stood up. With a painful sigh, he left the table and exited the kitchen.

You stared wide-eyes at the empty seat in front of you.

No. Not that.

You heard him slipping on the shoes.

No.

Your body moved before you could tell it to go. You stumbled down the floor, barely missing the doorframe as you rushed into the corridor.

“AKAASHI!” you screamed with all the air in your lungs, as you’d never screamed before.

He was still there in front of the door, wearing his jacket. Ready to leave.

You didn’t notice his flabbergasted expression, the way he let the keys fall from the shock.

“I LOVE YOU!” You screamed that too, maybe trying to make up for all the time you hadn’t had the strength to say it. You curled on yourself, trembling as panic conquered your mind.

“I know I don’t know how to express myself, I know I’m cold, I know I’m the worst, I know I didn’t treat you right,” words fell from your lips like a cascade, “I love you Akaashi. I’m scared to say it aloud, I fear rejection, I panic at the idea of messing up, I’m always weak and never find the strength to make a proper effort but pl-”

You couldn’t finish your ramble that something crashed on you. Arms wrapped around you, you smelled the familiar scent of pine, pressed against milky skin and raven hair.

“Thank God you’ve said it,” Akaashi whispered in your ear as if the weight of the world had been lifted from his shoulder, “I thought you were going to let me go without saying anything.”

You felt tears swelling your eyes.

“’m sorry Akaashi,” you sobbed hiding in the crook of his shoulder.

He still didn’t let go, fear of losing you still present in his body.

“It’s okay, SO,” he murmured warmly, “But please don’t scare me like that ever again.”

You nodded vigorously, not trusting your voice.

“I’ll try more, at everything.”

“Me too, me too.”

 Tsukishima Kei

You were used to Tsukishima’ silence. He wasn’t a boy of many words and, half of the time he spoke, he preferred sarcastic remarks or witty, short sentences. However, you had learned to recognize when he was angry and, seeing as he had never looked at you for two hours straight, he was furious.

When he’d invited you to his home, you had accepted with a nod, but he hadn’t seemed pleased. He had laid down on the bed, earphones on and music at the highest volume, reading a magazine.

As time passed, you had become more and more nervous; you had a hint about the reason for his demeanor, you’d known that moment was going to arrive and yet…

“Is everything alright with Tsukki?” Yamaguchi asked you with a nervous smile.

You blushed but nodded, surprised by the sudden question. The boy scratched his neck.

“Ah, good…?”

“Why?”

“You know, sometimes even guys like Tsukki need to hear that everything’s alright; won’t you try and tell him?”

You stood up, fidgeting with your hands, and reached the bed. He ignored you.

You poked his shoulder, eyes fixed on the deep blue blanket.

“Kei?” you called in a small voice. Again, no reaction. “Kei!” you repeated louder.

Finally, your boyfriend raised his eyes and gave you an unimpressed look. With a hand, he took off the earphones.

“What’s wrong?” Your voice was so low and fragile you thought he wasn’t going to hear you, but he arched an eyebrow.

“So? Now you have a voice?” Tsukishima hissed, “Since you never express yourself, I’d started thinking you were mute.”

You froze, wide-eyed, taken aback by the sudden bitterness. You hadn’t realized you’d hurt him to that point.

You took a deep breath as to speak, but the air remained caught in your lungs. Could you really make it up with few words? Could you really heal that wound?

“What?” He barked straightening, face clouded, “What, I said?”

Fear ate you from inside and before you could mend things, you felt the familiar, scary signals of a panic attack. Stumbling, hands crutched around the shirt near the heart, you stepped away and rushed out of the room.

You heard a curse, “Why do you always flee?”

You arrived to the bathroom and collapsed on the floor, between sobs and gasps, praying Tsukishima wasn’t going to follow you. You had managed to avoid him seeing you like that until then.

But, obviously, as soon as he heard the first sobs, he ran to you. He stopped on the door, at loss as what to do. You had had little arguments before and nothing wrong had happened. You had always left him running away before things could get ugly, and for when he had managed to find you, you had been already fine.

Now he was standing there, watching as you fought to anchor yourself, tears falling from your eyes.

He crouched at your side, anger and worry mixing in his expression.

“You’re having a panic attack…” he muttered, taking gently your hands and helping you sitting properly.

You didn’t reply, your mind screaming the worst thoughts. He started whispering sweet, comforting things, repeating your name and guiding your breaths; Tsukishima tried his best to calm you down, letting you crush his hands.

“Do you have them often?” he asked at some point, as you slowly started regaining control of yourself. His voice was blank as usual, but you knew he was concerned.

You nodded weakly and he frowned.

“You didn’t tell me…” Ah, he was hurt.

You shook your head.

“I didn’t want to worry you,” you whispered, failing to sit straight, “I didn’t know how to say it. I don’t know how to say a lot of things…” He pulled you against his chest, letting you close your eyes.

“Idiot,” he growled, but the anger wasn’t there anymore, “I don’t care, just tell me. Tell me everything in the way you can.”

“I’ll try,” you promised, snuggling closer to him. Lifting your chin to look at him, you pressed a small kiss on his cold lips.

“I’m…happy. With you.”

Tsukishima blinked caught by surprise and finally showed a small grin, “Yeah, me too.”

 Ushijima Wakatoshi

Saying Ushijima was blunt was a euphemism. It always gave you a small heart attack when he broke the silence with an unexpected, out-of-nowhere observation.

That time, it gave you nearly a panic attack.

“I don’t think you love me.”

You froze, eyes fixed on the paragraph you were reading. Slowly raising your head from the textbook, you goggled at your boyfriend, on the couch in front of you. He was just sitting there, shoulders tense as he expected your reaction.

His face was neutral as always, but you could see a flash of pain in his eyes.

“What are you saying?” you regretted your words as soon as you pronounced them. They weren’t the right answer. As a nod wasn’t the right answer to an, “I love you”, as blushing and hiding weren’t to kisses, as never taking the initiative wasn’t the right way to show you cared. But you always ended up locked in yourself, as if your body was the cell of a prison and anxiety your guardian, as if your fears were stronger than yourself.

Ushijima sighed, probably thinking the same. His brows knitted.

“If you don’t say it or show it to me, I can’t tell if you’re happy or not. Sometimes, I fear you’re regretting accepting my confession. Tendou has said to me that’s not easy to be with me sometimes, so I don’t blame you if you have changed your mind.” He was still looking directly at you, even if it was clear to you that every word was a stab. But Ushijima was strong, he had always been. It was one of the first things that had made you fall for him. The unwavering strength. And then you had discovered the soft kindness behind it, the quiet warm and the steady care.

A knot formed in your throat as if it wanted to fight again what you really wanted to say. Silent tears fell from your eyes, your trembling hands clutched spasmodically around the pencil.

Why, why you could never talk? What were you scared of?

Ushijima looked lost for a second, then he showed the most hurt expression you’d ever seen on his face.

“There’s no need to cry,” he murmured lowering his gaze on the floor, “I already said I don’t blame you.”

You had feared being betrayed. Being rejected. Being abandoned. Making a mistake and being thrown away.

“I’d never force you into something like this…” a broken whisper and he stood, slowly. It seemed his body was screaming to remain there, to wait longer, but he didn’t want to see you cry for him like that.

You had always been scared of exactly what was happening then. The difference was that the fault of it was what you had done to avoid it.

That was stupid. So stupid. Losing Ushijima without even telling him once what you felt? No. No.

Your breathes were still ragged, but if the panic was still caging your mind, you just needed another way to express yourself.

Under your boyfriend’s confused stare, you stumbled down the chair and rushed against him. Without stopping to think, you jumped and wrapped your arms around his neck, pressing hard your lips against Ushijima’s. desperately, fiercely.

For a second, he stilled.

Then you felt his arms around your waist as he secured you against his chest and his lips moved, stealing your breath in a steamy kiss. It was a bit sloppy and rough, but you just wanted to convey your message.

When Ushijima finally pulled back, he tilted his head.

“Do I take this as a confirmation that you still love me?” he asked, with a teasing lilt in his tone.

You blushed furiously but held the gaze.

“Yes.”

Your boyfriend nodded and a smile brightened his stoic face.

[raystie]

my dude im sorry i didnt see this earlier lmfao !!! this is mostly what i posted to twitter although i've changed some things here and there. its also quite long so i had to put it under the read more cut

this is rlly long and yet not every single thought i have about the game so apologies in advance. this is also gonna be super messy because i cant articulate shit well because my brain is fried but anyway. definitely some major pacing issues and some segments felt like a DRAG, lot of plot moments that felt as ridiculous as y4 (incredibly cheesy or stupid plot twist that makes no sense, especially at the end ...), but overall i still immensely enjoyed the game and the experience. one of my top titles in the mainline for sure now. they tried a lot of new things and a lot were misses but it still had a lot of hits and its so cool to see how they took most of the good stuff to put into y0 that made that title a fan favorite

the best thing about this game is shinada actually. he is truly my favorite character of the whole game, i was gonna write more but it would take too long and i can't really describe everything he makes me feel but i found him to be the most compelling and emotional character. to me he had a rlly fresh/unique backstory where as a non yakuza protag he had NO criminal ties (unlike akiyama and tanimura), and bcos of this i consider him the bravest protag because he does not live a life of danger but threw himself into it anyway. ppl like akiyama and tanimura have the liberty of having resources (money and connections) and proper training and preparation for being involved with criminal activity but shinada don't know a damn thing and had multiple attempts on his life and STILL chose to pursue the truth and i just love him so much for that. i found him really touching at times, like the unwavering trust he had in the townspeople, and he has some of the RAWEST scenes in the whole game, such as the one on the rooftop with milky and the one near the end where he cries twice sitting alone at the balcony. explaining why is gonna take too long (and make me wanna cry) so if you get it you get it. also while he is one of the biggest babygirls ever i don't even want to call him that because that would just feel like a disservice to how much he actually means to me. hes more than that <3 i can go on but i will stop that for now

majima was actually, imo, the WORST character of the game. he's so incredibly OOC that i kinda refuse to believe this is canon. i have 2 main gripes with him, the first being how badly written his relationship with park is. there's so many unanswered questions that could have been used to explore his character even more especially considering its such a big plot point but instead opted to him just literally not even ACKNOWLEDING the relationship from his own goddamn mouth. u could tell me them putting majima's name on the letter was fake and he never sent that and i would believe u. and why the fuck did they write park to make him sound literally abusive like he would NOT do that. sorry. he just wouldnt. rgg was too focused on trying to make her backstory sad and traumatic that they butchered majima along the way. the second gripe is the way he quite literally betrayed saejima when ... he wouldn't ?? like you're telling me because he thought saejima was "weak" (vague and lazy reason) so he made a choice for saejima to be expelled from the clan? doesn't this just show majima's lack of trust in saejima, and breaking their kyodai bond? and its just sadder that saejima had complete faith in majima, that if majima died that is his own responsibility. majima basically chickened out and went oh but you're weak 🥺 i'm going to impose my own weakness onto you and make a choice for you that you would never do yourself LIKE BITCH THIS IS NOT IN YOUR HEART just communicate better or something!!!!! he made me so mad lmfao his only redeeming quality here is being cute as usual

this isn't a y5 post if i dont talk about kiryu and haruka obv. there's a lot of obvious things to be said about kiryu being miserable without his family so i won't get too much into it but i loved that you can really see the build up to it (y1 when adopting haruka is the only thing keeping him going in life after losing everyone else, y3 when running the orphanage is him being the happiest and also struggling to hold onto it as long as he can, conversation with saejima where they talk about how family was the only thing for them to look forward to). haruka's motivations are unclear throughout most of the game as i couldn't quite tell if she REALLY wanted to be an idol or not, but i think that's more reflective on the fact that haruka herself wasn't sure either. but regardless, the end rlly broke me. there's a cool (and by that i mean devastating) parallel of how there are so many eyes on haruka as the gives her performance but at the end of it all she only had eyes for her father 💔

i feel like i wanna talk about her just because shes so polarizing but i DON'T hate park. i think shes a more morally grey and complex character but regardless whether she did the actual "correct" thing or not i think she genuinely believed she was giving haruka a better life. shes a civilian who is going to believe pulling a teenaged civilian girl away from the yakuza is the right thing to do, and losing her baby many years ago probably helped in her treating haruka like a daughter. and yes she did live her idol dream through haruka vicariously but i also don't believe she "forced" haruka to be an idol. she's not THAT powerful, if haruka fully objected to it she wouldn't go in the first place. i also find her realistic in her own way so i found myself liking her as a character. but as i briefly mentioned in the majima rambling above they wrote her so badly majima's character got caught in the crossfire. hate them for that

the ending gave me a lot of mixed feelings because of the ambiguity and things not explained. like why did no one go to rescue him but also how the fuck did haruka know he was there. but the way hes literally dying crawling on the ground and the only thing keeping him going is the thought that everyone depending on him was waiting for him... ok rgg i see how it is u want me to die by a broken heart. and ofc they have to end the game with "yume" again but i forgive them for that one since it wasn't forced like the previous gazillion times it was mentioned. the way it's just the two of them makes the moment feel lonely, but also like as if nothing else really mattered except that they're reunited again, which is why i am ok with it being ambiguous. maybe the true y5 plot was the goal of reuniting along the way /hj

gonna be honest i don't really have much thoughts on akiyama and saejima. i like saejima in it a lot better and his dynamic with baba is also really emotional and his scene at the end .... chefs kiss ... but i've run out of brain juice to think about that too much. akiyama is kind of just there to be convenient to the plot. don't really care that he didnt get his own side story actually, i already spent way too long on this game.

watase and katsuya are gay for each other

that's it really thanks if anyone actually read all that

I finished yakuza 5 some time ago. shinada is mine now

[bakashiagain]

1- I never cared about your opinion of me or others tho lol

2- Because I hate hypocrite people who can hate on a character for all their flaws (Sakura has a lot) but ignore their favs flaws and bullshit. Like you with the empty character that is Hinata Hyuga or that OOC bullshit that is NH

3- Sakura never protected Naruto like Hinata did? She never did it? Again, you have pretty selected vision pal, because you either denied completely the times she helped him or have trust in him and say it doesn't count because she was with him in team 7 (?) or say that is not as valuable as the "sacrifice" Hinata did for him. She protected his team when they were in the forest of dead with Naruto there, she has heal him lots of times that it sure counts as help. So your point about Sakura being a bitch and not caring about Naruto at all is not true.

Who saved him in the 4 war? Sakura.

Who taked care of him many times even in that bullshit movie of the last even without sleeping all night? Sakura.

She didn't believe in him while Sasuke was there? How rare, I guess I should ignore the times in where she was believing in him in the chunnin exams. Or the time she actually lied to him about her feelings because she wanted him to stop chasing Sasuke because she thought it was hurting him. Yet she was stupie because he never did it for her.

Is she selfish as fuck for asking him that? Yes.

Was she stupie for making fun of him when they were 13? Yes.

Is she better than Hinata? Nah. But Hinata is not better than her neither lol

3 - she punch him? Let me put a list here

Rukia, Bullma, Kagome, Nami, Lucy, Erza. Examples of females punching guys in anime because is after all funny for them.

All in a good joke because obviously most of the time the main prota can as hell defend himself back but he doesn't because is humour. But this, you will ignore it. Ahh

4- "Sakura never threw her life in the line" She didn't? Wasn't she in danger to died many times when she was defending them in the Forest of dead and Lee saved her? Or in that same war? You said she never helped him or protected him but she did in canon now you are saying she never threw her life for him. No she didn't, that doesn't make her a bad character (?) Sasuke protected him way more times putting his life at risk than Hinata that makes Hinata's sacrifice useless? Use your brain pal.

5-Jesus, it took more than 400+ of manga for Naruto to actually remember "oh hey is Hinata, I remember your sacrifice" Lol, is obviously an exaggeration. The point is he talked with her less than 4 minutes in all the manga and most of it was Hinata getting red and fainting. Not development. You keep bringing that conversation between him and her before Neji's fight like it was a holy illumination for God's sake what else happened between them after that actually important? Nothing till Pain almost killed her. Then you would think oh "hey this guy is going to go and acknowledge the girl that almost died for him or at least say thank you" but nah let's ignore that, make the other female hug him and wait 200+ more of not developing between them.

6- I ignored Sakura's shit? No I don't, since the beginning I said I don't like her tho you don't care about that but I use that she was a very immature 13 year old because you were hating on this same 13 year old while putting on a pedestal the other girl, YOU are the one using double standard. Sakura did stupid shit? A fact. Hinata never supported him when he needed it the most? A FACT.

They are bad characters because of it? No.

Oh Jesus, and she didn't had more faith in him than Iruka for God's sake, being behind a tree is not HELPING HIM. She admired him? Cool. But that is not developed nor it did something better than Sakura being a idiot for Sasuke because it didn't help him neither. Sakura didn't do shit for him neither. Iruka was the only one.

7- "a time when Naruto opened about himself with someone" Seriously?

Jiraiya, Sasuke, Sakura, Tsunade, Minato, Kakashi. I can go and go

"You don't do that with someone you don't know" He did. Nagato, Obito, Gaara first time, Itachi, hell even Sai. A pretty emotional person that is not ashamed of telling how he feels. (Oh you need proof of this then read the damn manga, how the fuck you wouldn't know this when literally everyone knows iti? )

Oh look again, showing the only fucking normal or meaningful conversation between them in all the manga. What a surprise. ****

8- "The guy made a oath blood to her" He always hated injustice, he would had done that for literally anyone in danger or suffering like her. Like he did with many others after her. A nice touch tho he didn't achieve a change in the Hyuga clan tho.

9- Oh look that is even more sad, he actually remembered Hinata confession but choose to ignore it because he didn't obviously feel the same towards her, can't blame him if he barely knows her aside from her clan and that is a nice shy woman. Obviously he wouldn't forget she saved him but that doesn't change the fact that he did ignore her confession for a long time even in the Last without that genjutsu he would still ignore it...so... Yeah:) oh but Naruto is an idiot who doesn't understand what love is; because of that all his speeches about love of all types were bullshit. Lol Kishimoto is so full of shit.

10- Memories that aren't canon in the manga like he doing a clone at the age of 7-8 lol but ok.

As Naruto falling in a genjutsu when he has Kurama. This is getting ridiculous. I don't have time for this, I started this because I hate hypocrisy but you will have your opinion and point of view and I'll keep mine and that's cool. And nah, I'm not a 13 years old but I shipped NH at that age. For real, good old days watching fillers all day ;) I'm joking lol you were pretty rude too tho but again, have a nice day! 🌸

Anti-Naruhina fans: Naruhina fans don’t care about Naruto or his feelings and just care about Hinata’s childhood feelings. They completely ignore Naruto’s childhood crush.

Me: Yes because Naruto deserves to be with someone who treats him like this

or tries to mess with his feelings

instead of someone like this.

Yeah. I agree. Us naruhina fans don’t give a crap about Naruto’s feelings or his well-being whatsoever lol.