#Don't Make Deals with Demons

[pippatis]

I tried to post this earlier but for some reason it didn't take, so I'm trying again. Come on Tumblr, I already forgot to post this once

Drew the boi again for @theblueskyphoenix's birthday. This man is too much fun I swear

Maybe it's a good thing it failed the first time because I realized I can share some wips too, so here they are. And also the bonus DST-style Edmond :)

[yellowroseanddreamstorm]

Design tweaks for Edmond's cursed form.

He looks worried. Wonder why.

[theblueskyphoenix]

Silly doodle because I've been hard at work with a certain project of mine.

I regret making Cato tall... and allowing him to have a suave voice.

[katyakurae]

"Make me your king."

For an instant, in Hell, in the absolute cacophony, there is nothing but silence.

"What?"

Alastor takes a deep breath. This is the last bet he can make to guarantee no longer status and power, but only his safety and survival, so... it's all or nothing.

"Make me your king or drive that spear through my heart and kill me for good. I will accept no other resolution."

[...]

"So be it."

A bloodstained black hand —the same one that he broke during the fight, the pinkie still not fully regenerated and dangling, courtesy of the pulverized bones— reaches out in his direction and Alastor raises his eyebrows in silent question. Lucifer doesn't answer. Not with words. So Alastor, without making the slightest pretense of getting up from the ground (he can't, anyway) raises his arm grumpily and rests his own palm, his knuckles stained with golden blood, on Lucifer's hand.

He is a knight in shiny armor, though he neither wears armor nor glitters. Lucifer withdraws the spear when at last he bends to kiss his knuckles before each and every gaze present. And, with the touch of his lips, under Alastor's gasping breath, a ring twin to the one Lucifer wears, golden too, but irregularly shaped, with black veins crossing it, unique, alive, materializes around one of his fingers.

(From The Deal, chapter 16)

[your-turn-to-role]

now like yeah i did anticipate the hells and the fire plane would be the same trip, but my thinking was more along the lines of saving time and similar looking locations, not how personal they'd manage to make it

bc like, the original hells trip is only pike focused in that she's one of the people the rakshasa is chasing, it's a lot more of a percy one in terms of he's the one dealing with ipkesh

and the same with the fire plane, they're there for the plate for pike, but other than that it doesn't have a huge focus on her character

but with tlovm they both have the foreknowledge to be able to tie each character to the vestige they end up wielding, and also the time constraints kinda demand it

so they throw zerxus in

in the original campaign, they knew pike would wield the plate of the dawnmartyr before they grabbed it. because she was the only one who wore heavy armor. it didn't really go much deeper than that

here vox machina haven't discussed yet who's going to get the armor, but really, could it be anyone else?

not only have you made this such a pike focused journey by complicating her relationship with the everlight, now she's up against someone like her. a former redemption oath paladin

zerxus a fun tie-in for calamity fans, sure, but he's also the perfect mirror. all the good qualities they shared have been twisted now

and i'm only up to the end of the first card game but i think however this ends is gonna be really interesting for both their characters

[magicicephoenix]

okay, maybe it was a bad idea teaching cuphead MORE ways to tick off the ink devil…

[tokutaiseichan]

thinking about that Ritsu Shinjo doing a demonic pact makes me giggle a bit bc you know that mf gotta be a one handful little contractor

[theblueskyphoenix]

"The Good Ending" for Don't Make Deals with Demons. XD

@theblueskyphoenix

I saw a store called "Cato Fashions" on my recent road trip and felt a great overreaction

[yellowroseanddreamstorm]

Distance may separate them... but they'll always have each other in their hearts.

[mashmouths]

so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell

[tabithachrysanthemumscarlet]

The sins of the father...

Are to be laid upon the children.

[coconut530]

100

[hms-incorrect-quotes]

Demon: Now, in exchange for this deal, I require...your SOUL.

Heart: (Alright, I'll go bring him over.)

Demon: ...wait, what?

*Heart walks out of frame.*

Soul, off camera: {Oh, hey Hea- ...wait, what are you doing- N-NO- HEART-!!}

*Heart walks back into frame, dragging Soul behind him.*

Heart: (Got him!)

Demon: ...you know what..? K...Keep him.

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[katyakurae]

The deal, chapter 19 sneak peek

"'The weirdest proposal in Hell's history' " reads Angel, as he scrolls down the headlines, " 'The King of Hell and The Radio Demon, the couple that wasn't in your bingo this year but won't leave you indifferent.' 'Spreading your legs for the Devil and Other Tricks to Climb Hell's Social Hierarchy.' 'The Radio Demon is a whore and so far no one has noticed.' 'About the King's divorce and other lies from the palace, how much does the Queen know about her new rival?' Do I keep reading?"

[...]

"Fuck." Angel Dust is the first to break the silence, stretching out his vowels until he runs out of air in his lungs. "You two are really out of your mind, sweethearts. Besides, what the Hell? You guys are toxic as shit!" The words come down like a bucket of cold water, precisely cause they are true. They both flinch as if they've been hit, Lucifer grits his teeth and Alastor's eyelid twitches again. He struggles to keep his ears up and, although they succeed, a slight tremor escapes from the tips. They know, they both know. That's not so much the problem as suddenly being exposed. Lucifer opens his mouth to explain that they're working on it, but, of course, Alastor wouldn't be Alastor if he didn't take advantage of every loophole to strike back. In part, he's fascinated by it. "Considering your latest ex is none other than Valentino himself," the Radio Demon hisses, viciously, but Angel just crosses his bottom pair of arms and leans his hip against the bar. Husk shakes his head to himself, but doesn't dare talk, "I don't think you're one to reprimand us, Angel, dear." "That's exactly why, dammit! I've been there. I know what it's like," he tells them, and no matter how much they surpass him in power and strength, Angel doesn't back down. "Why the fuck are you doing this to yourselves? You hate each other, it doesn't make any sense!" Silence. Thundering. "Wait... you hate each other, don't you?"

More silence. The porn star's does the math slightly faster than the rest of the crew, although expressions of surprise and disbelief soon become the tone of the room. Alastor purses his lips tight and Lucifer feels the lump in his throat that has suddenly come threatening to take his breath away. He should answer. Alastor should answer truthfully and say yes, of course he hates him, detests him. So why does he keep so quiet? Because, after all, this is the same demon who has dawned cuddled up to him, snuggled against his chest, dressed in his bathrobe. "Holy fuck. I'll be damned... Did you guys fall in...?" "Don't you dare jump to ridiculous, hasty conclusions, Angel, or it'll be the last thing you say before I rip out your tongue and steam it with oyster sauce. I make a sensational stew, don't you want to become the secret ingredient."

[sunjaesol]

okay but. yes dohee's father would've died because of the contract he had with guwon, but he didn't have a deal with dohee's mom. had ju not chased after them, they wouldn't have been in a brutal accident and dohee's mom wouldn't have died. dohee's father could've died in a "peaceful" way, even if it was by the hand of guwon. guwon is the devil, but ju did a deviant act.

[artioprotection]

Jame Somerton is awful but I really wanna say the anger I feel over the flat out lies about the very actively harmful politics of JK R*wling to justify and write off concerns people have about still giving her money. Saying she actually had a very pro trans streak till recently is just flat out erasing the very real harm she pointed towards trans woman all the way back to 2016 that people have been trying to bring awareness to before she flat out said it now with the edge of spreading harmful lies about trans men. These lies are made to make people that still give her money or want to not think about her pass works implications shrug off any self reflection and also the very real pain me and other trans people feel when talking to others about the harm she does to the trans community. When I tell people that it's not ok to be buying licence Harry Pot merch and give money to a video game that lead developer abused a women because there's better things out there that doesn't directly fund the harm of my community a James Somerton ass talking points come out about "who's to really say what's goin' on" and the infantilizing of a grown woman that's asking for me and my friends to disappear not really being that bad when she's very much a hand directing englands politics.

That man does a lot of downplay to lying about the harm other queers face that aren't a gay cis man. This part showed me how much of it was just for his own benefit. He wants to not think and eat up JK garbage so he's gonna lie or believe anything that's saying it's not a big deal.