#Don’t read these Tweets

[jbfly46]

The following is a list of recent Tweets of mine, of which understanding will likely greatly benefit you, which is why I highly recommend you don’t read them:

“Your government is run by sex offenders.”

“Crazy liberal women are the natural consequence of conservatives enabling sex offenders.”

“Liberal women rejecting their femininity is a natural reaction to conservatives enabling sex offenders.”

“Conservative ideology was born out of fraternal lodges (frat houses), which was born out of all of the older male tribal leaders getting together to decide which child bride was going to marry who, which tribes they should pillage and rape, and which tribes to ally and trade with (includes trading child brides).”

“Primitive societies, such as modern Afghanistan, Ukraine, parts of Africa, rural America, and gated American communities treat women and children as commodities.”

“Preserving traditions is maintaining the practice of child marriage, underage concubines, treating other humans as a commodity, and ignoring the sick and invalid.”

“Conservatives project anger they hold toward themselves for not knowing how to act like men, and liberals project anger they hold toward themselves for not knowing how to behave like women.”

“Making money in a mentally ill society is as easy as catering to the mentally ill and reinforcing their mental illness.”

“There are more gay men in conservative leaning areas of the United States than in liberal leaning areas.”

“Conservative ideology is patriarchal, which is when males cover up crimes committed by other males, and liberal ideology is matriarchal, which is when women cover up crimes committed by other women.”

“In a typical American fashion, conservatives have been making everyone else mentally ill, ignoring the issue anytime it’s brought up, then blaming the natural liberal reaction to this for making everyone mentally ill.”

“Conservative economic policy caused the inflation we are experiencing today, not that liberal economic policy isn’t worse.”

“Economists believe they predict natural human behavior when they really cause unnatural human behavior.”

[shorthaltsjester]

if i keep seeing so many people refer to ayden as an indication of an unknown softness in pelor i will start setting things on fire. just because YOU cannot handle nuance does not mean the story of exandria has not contained it and done so consistently. in fact the first in depth interaction that any party had with pelor (vex becoming his champion) was a portrayal of him that was explicit in his complexity. taken straight from the transcript for 1x104 elysium, “[vex you] spin and look, whereas there once was a burning star-- and to the rest of [vox machina], you see the painful, endless light that averts your gaze-- it doesn't hurt your eyes as much, and you can see the faint features, the soft cheeks, the hairless head, and the bright warm eyes of he who brings the dawn. And you can see the smile there, behind the light. “there is hope.”” sunlight can warm you and burn you in equal measure.

that burning image of the sun has much in common with a teenage boy who steps into a dark room, and reminds the dm that it’s not dark. the same way that a teenage boy who stands by as a woman who will not give up her worship of pelor is punished because he has more important responsibilities he must honour has much in common with a seemingly benevolent lord of the dawn might respond harshly to a cleric who asks if he is worth saving while he is trying to find a way to survive so he might keep helping to provide light. the gods aren’t simple and they never have been. i am as psyched about the particular angle that downfall is taking as anybody but it is already frustrating watching people act like the gods are suddenly more nuanced because they’re in literally mortal bodies when the entire Point of the gods in exandria in the various stories we’ve seen so far is that the only difference they have with mortals is the bounds of their power. they carry all the same flaws and the same profundity. just because so much of the fandom has reduced that to black and white flatness or faulty mapping onto real world religions (or the various traumas those might have caused individuals) doesn’t mean that complexity has been missing at all from the story.

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

Everyone on the internet going “but where was Rio at the end of the episode?? Where did she go?? Why wasn’t she with the rest of the coven???” Like. BABES. There was a DEAD BODY in that house. A DEAD HUMAN BODY. There was a dead human body IN THE HOUSE. Sit on it. Think for a second. Yeah? Yeah?? Thereeee we go you go there 👏🏼👏🏼

[f1cha0s]

Of course he posted this😭

[thefabulousfab-3]

I think I could take more pen antis seriously if half of them weren’t unhinged weirdos who insist on hating on Nicola coughlan for the crime of playing a character they don’t like.

[fluorescentbrains]

sorry i’m being a votescold again but it’s bugging me. how do people log into god’s internet and with a straight face say they won’t be voting blue because it would be complicit in harm and then when asked what their proposed alternative to voting is, they’re like oh well violent uprising is the only *real* solution

[llettucestuff]

i love the finale of season 3 rb ITS SO GOOD and it hurts my heart but it’s so sweet and RAHH I WILL NEVER GET OVER ITTT

Like Heatwave gently but firmly telling Chief “With all due respect, sir, it’s not your call to make” AND THEN THEY GO AND BASICALLY SACRIFICE THEMSELVES knowing FULL WELL that they might never recover from this AUGH

Heatwave carries so much respect for Chief Burns and we see that respect form and grow and it all leads up to this point where Heatwave is essentially like “we all care about this family so much, we’d do anything for you guys” and then THEY DO and then we see how upset Cody is and how upset KADE is ohhh don’t get me STARTEDD because I will never stop

It’s the culmination of all the soft moments, all of the rescues and hardships the entire Burns family (including the bots you cowards they ARE family, it’s not “the Burns and the bots” it’s just the Burns at this point so when I say Burns I mean THE HUMAN BURNS AND THE BOTS CAN ANYONE HEAR MEE) has led up to his moment of loyalty and respect and straight up love and it’s so plain for anyone to see it.

And that’s why Frankie putting the unedited video into the time capsule is so important, not just for the future residents of Griffin Rock to see the kind of good people the Burns are, but for the whole world to see the character of the family. It’s also a declaration that these guys, the Bots, are important to us and our family lineage. We have loved them and they have loved us since day one, that’s why we think it’s important to have that notion in the future as well, yk what I mean?

The Burns and the Greenes family are SO IMPORTANT TO ME and the Bots are just as much family as any other human in that fold, and they were prepared and entirely willing to sacrifice themselves for that family, no matter the protest

[shadelorde]

“Don’t cast judgement on the ATLA live action before you watch it!”

“Stop jumping to conclusions!”

“You’re all so negative!”

“You haven’t each watched it!”

…ok but I don’t need to watch it to know the fact that Ian Ousley, Sokka’s actor, claims to be part of a fake tribe with ties to white supremacy. or are we all just ignoring that now?

[ssruis]

It’s so funny how clpl is like on their hands and knees fucking begging people to read the damn stories. Prsk is truly the least literate fanbase in the world.

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

this is gonna sound a little mean but this whole stale “discourse” makes me believe that some newer xc2 fans would’ve actually died if they were around during the Xenoblade X pre-release era and had to fight GamerGaters instead of people editing Pyra to have more armor and saying Tora was cringe

[phregnancy]

I don’t think the babygirl princess thing is offensive to Phil’s intellect but I do think it’s getting old or being used too much? He’s starting to sound like a AO3 tag. I think there’s a more diverse set of compliments used with Dan but now all the tags for Phil are just “princess!” “baby” “delicate” everything can turn cringe if it’s overused and that’s how the infantilism of Phil started before. Surely there’s more compliments for the 37 year old business savvy British man that doesn’t make him look like a heartstopper character for outsiders.

yeah i mean you’re entitled to that opinion, i’ll consider it old when dan stops calling phil “princess” “baby” and “delicate”

[theeoriginals]

fake tweets for my tvd fic ‘athena’

[gendiebrainrotreceipts]

there is literally zero proof she is intersex or trans or have high levels of testosterone… please at least just read the Wikipedia page on her if you refuse to do any research besides reading tweets. literally just all people looking at a muscular Arab woman with and going “that’s a man.” God imagine you are a female who had to fight for your right to be allowed to compete in boxing because your father did not believe girls should be boxers and you sold scrap metal to afford the bus fare to go train and now you made it to the Olympics and the fascist Italian PM is tweeting about how you’re a man and shouldn’t be allowed to box against women because you made some Italian boxer cry and give up…. And all the “feminists” around the world start insulting you and call you a man and ugly and a woman beater …. Next level misogyny on here from you guys, gotta say.

Idk if this is directed at me but like I said there’s a lot of misinformation surrounding this woman, personally I’m just trying to find out what’s true here.

[akkivee]

rei said the drbs were a test to find a bond shared between three people in order to wield the true hypnosis mic, and i love that they seeded out the idea of mic sharing via this moment between kuukou shakku and hitoya lol

[frascospecimen]

THIS COMIC IS SO DUMB WHY ARE THESE ASSHOLES EVEN HERE

[ibraidedmybootyhairs]

started reading spandau diaries online because im too impatient for the copy to arrive

Im not far into it but these entries amused me