#Domestic Memes

[memes-for-the-meme-kind]

Playing Video Games Sentence Starters

"What?! That was bull, I so had that!"

"Extra life, yo!"

"I'm so bad at platformers."

"I love shmups, or bullet hells, or whatever you want to call them."

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN TAKE A BREAK, I'M HAVING SO MUCH MOTHER FUCKING, COCK SUCKING, GODDAMN FUN RIGHT NOW!! FUCK YOU I HAD THAT GAME!!"

"WHY DO I KEEP MISSING?!"

"I'm about to DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"HOW- HOW- HOW DID I SAVE THAT?!"

"Oh god, I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die- HOW DID I LIVE?!"

"I am the god/goddess of cheating deat-- oh fuck you."

"Oh my god this music is amazing."

"I love this song, it's so peaceful."

"Secret area, bitch!!"

"Secret boss OH GOD HE'S KICKING MY ASS!!!"

"What are you, the video game police? I'll use cheats all I want!"

"TYPO!! TYPO!! I FOUND ONE!!!"

"Does that say 'frogive me sir?'"

"You suck at this game- my cat could play better."

"Does your cat know the Konami Code? Didn't think so."

"Aaaand I fell through the floor. The QA department should have been fired."

"How do I defeat this boss?! NO DON'T TELL ME!!"

[mischievous-thunder]

It still feels surreal that Wade got himself his very own Wolverine who cares deeply. Wade was so smitten that he didn't even care that this one had whiskey dick of the claws. He spent 20 seconds with the man and decided that the smug pretty thing was the one for him.

[scealaiscoite]

‧₊˚ 🏠 ✩ domestic prompts

¹⁾ a basket of laundry left in a doorway

²⁾ a sticky note on a pillow

³⁾ colourful fridge magnets

⁴⁾ a laden clothesline

⁵⁾ plates of fresh-cut fruit

⁶⁾ towels warm from the dryer

⁷⁾ the whistle of a kettle

⁸⁾ messy bedsheets

⁹⁾ books stacked on a nightstand

¹⁰⁾ a cupboard of mismatched mugs

¹¹⁾ fresh-brewed tea

¹²⁾ a sink full of dishes

¹³⁾ pictures lined up on a mantlepiece

¹⁴⁾ sun-warmed floorboards

¹⁵⁾ odd socks

¹⁶⁾ overflowing paper grocery bags

¹⁷⁾ a steamed-up bathroom mirror

¹⁸⁾ dinner left in the oven to keep warm

¹⁹⁾ a porcelain teapot

²⁰⁾ mismatched cutlery

²¹⁾ potted herb plants lined up on a windowsill

²²⁾ a stocked bar cart

²³⁾ a teeming closet

²⁴⁾ cold tiles

²⁵⁾ a shared bath

²⁶⁾ rooms decorated with trinkets

²⁷⁾ a jewellery dish

²⁸⁾ shoes left by a doorway

²⁹⁾ a faded portrait in an old frame

³⁰⁾ soft lamplight

³¹⁾ the drone of a ceiling fan

³²⁾ homemade lemonade

³³⁾ a messy makeup vanity

³⁴⁾ faded coasters

³⁶⁾ lit candles

³⁷⁾ frayed couch cushions

³⁸⁾ a blanket draped over a sleeping form

³⁹⁾ creaky stairs

⁴⁰⁾ fresh-cut timber

⁴¹⁾ an overgrown garden

⁴²⁾ a spare room

⁴³⁾ a medicine cabinet

⁴⁴⁾ jasmine bath salts

⁴⁵⁾ soft pyjamas

⁴⁶⁾ bare feet on cold floorboards

⁴⁷⁾ sunday dinners

⁴⁸⁾ post scattered under the letterbox

⁴⁹⁾ family photos

⁵⁰⁾ an old armchair

⁵¹⁾ scrawled-on calendars

⁵²⁾ a roaring fireplace

⁵³⁾ reminders stuck to the fridge

⁵⁴⁾ boardgames

⁵⁵⁾ a dusty attic

⁵⁶⁾ smoke curling out of a chimney

⁵⁷⁾ evenings on the porch

⁵⁸⁾ a record player

⁵⁹⁾ tangled chargers

⁶⁰⁾ a chipped bathtub

⁶¹⁾ a silver serving tray

⁶²⁾ souvenir shot glasses

⁶³⁾ a blackout

⁶⁴⁾ movie nights

⁶⁵⁾ a late dinner party

⁶⁶⁾ half-finished crochet projects

⁶⁷⁾ a loose thread on a sweater

⁶⁸⁾ dog leads hung by the door

⁶⁹⁾ a leaning coatrack

⁷⁰⁾ a grocery list

⁷¹⁾ patterned dishes

⁷²⁾ bright teatowels

⁷³⁾ an empty drawer

⁷⁴⁾ vhs tapes

⁷⁵⁾ documentary reruns

[sirlancenotalot]

[kawareo]

How To Seduce a Bhaalspawn 101

[cannibalchicken]

[puppymaidcollective]

Bottoming out in one of our Affini’s flowers, call that women in stem

[theysangastheyslew]

HAHAHA LOOK I MADE SOMETHING 🤪🤪

SO WHAT IF IT'S AN OLD MEME AND SUPER SELF-INDULGENT? @catyypss INSPIRED ME *AND* IT'S STILL MY BIRTHDAY MONTH AND I'M EXHAUSTED FROM MOVING SO WE ARE TAKING WHAT WE CAN GET *w*

*insert mad cackling here*

EDIT: NOW COMPLETE WITH AN AMAZING FIC BY THE AMAZING @youre-ackermine 🥹💜💚

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[crownmemes]

Domestic Bickering Sentences, Vol. 4

(Sentences for problems - big, small, serious, and light - between muses in a relationship. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Can we not do this right now?"

"You're wearing my pyjamas!"

"I'm not speaking to you right now."

"Maybe I don't always want your opinion!"

"You are such a brat!"

"This isn't like you!"

"You are the most stubborn man I've ever met!"

"I called you nine times. You didn't call me back."

"Let's not start this tedious argument again."

"That's rather petty, even for you!"

"You said you wouldn't mention that!"

"What is it I'm supposed to have done?"

"This is all your fault!"

"Are you bringing home strays now?"

"Sometimes you're like a spoilt little boy!"

"I really don't want to have this conversation right now."

"You are the most exasperating woman I have ever met!"

"Oh. You're moody again."

"I still don't think there's anything impressive or romantic about this."

"Damn your hypocrisy!"

"Are you still mad?"

"That's the last time you don't tell me what's happening when it's happening, you got it?"

"Something's been bugging you all day, and that's okay. You know what? We're all allowed to have our bad days! But you know what's not fine? Blaming it all on me."

"I think this is a conversation for another time."

"I'm right and you know it."

"You're not going to let it go, are you?"

"Why is it so hard to stay mad at you?"

"I don't care about some tedious work thing - I just want to spend Friday night with you!"

"What makes you think I'm being sarcastic?"

"Didn't you hear me calling you?"

"Get out of my chair."

"You know, maybe I'm not the problem? Maybe it's you!"

[enden-k]

[OC] doodles of baby saran and his parents ♥️

(first two are memes ofc, sauce here and here)

[garlicpastabaguette]

Soooo

My brain is rotten from hdg

And my brain keeps remaking memes into hdg versions

Aaand this one got slightly out of hand

So yeah

Hope you enjoy ^w^

[mischievous-thunder]

Logie Bear's nesting btw

[glitchyrobo]

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[retrofightingrobot]

Rock & Roll: The Domestic Heroes Saga – Part 1

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[kawareo]

Love the headcanon that Durge vibes with gnolls while Gortash doesn't