#Do It For The Vine Dude

[asytho]

[lordzukosnosehair]

I love it when people mischaractrrize my favs no really it’s completely fine like yeah no that’s not how that happened that’s now how he’s react that’s not nope okay yes yes that’s okay that’s fine

[fangirlsovertoomanythings]

Bringing this back due to Letters from Watson already having covered a good chunk of the canon, so maybe more people will understand

[boom-baebee]

I really believe that if Anya told Daisuke about what happened, he would have probably helped her more than Swansea and Curly

[theno1joelhater]

i don’t have many thoughts on the new long form video (besides me being outraged by the fact that robin’s voting trump and that THEY WONT BE VOTING FOR EITHER BECAUSE THEYRE CANADIAN). here is a timothy and a hugh

[itstimeforstarwars]

I am going to miss Sour B when he leaves because he is the only person at this store who knows what vine is.

[illdothehotvoice]

Thinking so much about Flowey and Papyrus right now ouuuuugh

[tariah23]

His videos are always so…

[tasukete-kaneda]

Angsty Akira fics are great, don’t get me wrong, I’d love to see more fics of the capsules just dicking around doing dumb shit. Like, they’re a group of teenage boys with zero regard for their surroundings, all sharing a single braincell-- you know that before the events of the manga/anime they were doing shit like this. 

[arctic-hands]

Is eating only applesauce a perhaps overly sweet and not very nutrient-dense meal? Yes. Is it better than not eating anything, which was my original plan for the day until I could run to the grocery store after running around town? Also yes

[headlamprey]

This is SUCH a wild time to be someone who enjoys recreational drugs

[solar--spectrum]

T: KNOCK KNOCK open up the door it's NEIL- fuck I need to leave.

[sickflutesolo]

if I had a husky, I would encourage howling every time I said "it is Wednesday, my dudes"

[teethcore]

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[corkinavoid]

DPxDC Danny the Guy Who Won't Die

He lives in Gotham, and he is just A Guy. Nothing weird about him, he's just there to study/work/help Lady Gotham to lift her curse/on vacation with Sam. Point is, he is not there to cause trouble and there's no GIW on his tail. Just a dude living his (after)life.

And Gotham, being Gotham, still finds a way to be annoying. There are mugging attempts, robbery, Rogues running around. Only Danny really doesn't want to deal with any of it.

Now there's a dilemma. If he uses his powers to fight, it will sooner or later come to Bats' attention. And if he fights as a human, it will also alert some of the Bats since he doesn't really do a great job at keeping his power levels low. Not to mention the fact he is really not enthusiastic about accidentally punching someone hard enough he sends them to a hospital.

What does he do instead? He pulls the 'I guess I'll die' act.

So every time he is attacked, he just plays dead. The mugger shot him in the chest? He falls down and stops breathing. Caught up in the middle of a Poison Ivy attack? Skewers himself on the vine and goes lax. Scarecrow's Fear Gas? Very dramatically chokes himself and plays a corpse. He makes sure to disappear before any ambulances arrive later, and it all goes well for a few months - he is just a casualty, who cares, really - until one day, he runs into that same mugger who shot him in the chest a while ago.

The man does a double take. Danny doesn't notice - he's been mugged so many times, who has the brain capacity to remember all of those fuckers. But the rumor goes out anyway.

A guy-who-won't-die. It's more of a city legend, really, and the Bats don't give it much thought since, well, it sounds stupid and not very important. A rumor of some man who was shot dead and then showed up like nothing happened? Yeah, it's probably because the mugger didn't check if he was actually dead. That happens. Maybe it wasn't even the same man, Gotham is a big city. If anything, hey, at least that was one less casualty? That's a good thing.

That is, until one day, they show up to Joker's hostage situation and witness the clown screaming at one of the hostages. He is so enraged he is shaking, spit flying out of his mouth, and, contrary to the usual Joker's evil sneers and maniacal laughter, he seems just... furious. But, like, the normal-human-level furious. The 'I just lost the last ounce of patience with you' furious.

"Don't you look away from me, you think I don't remember you?! Na-ah, I do. You were the one I drowned in the shark tank last week! And you were the one run through the chainsaw trap two weeks before that! And you were in the guillotine!!! I saw your fucking head get deattached from your body, how the fuck are you here again?!"

And the guy he is screaming at just looks at him, confused and incomprehensive.

"Um, I'm pretty sure I'd remember getting my head cut off, you know? So, err, wrong guy."

"Wrong guy my fucking ass-"

Joker is so distracted by his screaming match that it makes it almost too easy for the Bats to fight him down and drag to Arkham. Yet, a few of them get just a bit suspicious.

Now, imagine all the shenanigans when they try keeping a watch on Danny the Won't Die Guy.

[ghost-format]

Why am I so tired and having a hard time reading?

Mother trucker it’s one minute away from 2am, what do you think?