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The author's poorly disguised fetish
The author's proudly displayed fetish
The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
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Today's vetted fundraisers
My name is Ayaa, a 24-year-old teacher from Gaza City. I used to live a peaceful life with my family in our home, a 6-story building that we built through years of hard work. Sadly, it was completely destroyed, leaving us homeless.
My brother and I ran a language training center where we taught English to kids, teenagers, and adults. We were passionate about our work and had big dreams, but the war shattered everything. One morning, we woke up to the news that our center had been destroyed, along with our family car, which my mother had bought by selling her jewelry.
We have lost everything, and now we turn to you for help. Your kindness and support would mean the world to us as we try to rebuild our lives.
@sar-soor @el-shab-hussein @nabulsi @irhabiya @wellwaterhysteria @appsa @stuckyfanart @moayesh
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so funny to me that some cats just come with built in eyeliner
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✨ Aulas de matemática ✨
Oi gente! Estou oferecendo aulas particulares de matemática para todos os níveis: ensino fundamental, médio e nível superior.
As aulas são individuais e online, no valor de R$70,00 por hora. Caso alguém tenha interesse em aulas em grupo, podemos conversar e negociar também!
Qualquer dúvida, é só me mandar uma DM e eu respondo assim que possível! 😊
Sou pós-graduanda em Matemática e no momento estou sem bolsa e desempregada. Minha cachorrinha (esse neném perfeito logo abaixo) está doente e estamos precisando muito de uma renda extra para ajudar a pagar os gastos com exames e remédios.
Se puderem reblogar este post, agradeço muuuuuito! 💕
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book from the sky (tianshu) xu bing, 1989-91
I was so excited to see a copy of this in real life bc it's something I studied in art history. this is a book that was typeset and printed by hand using wooden blocks but every one of the characters was invented for the sake of the piece and does not correspond to any word in the Chinese language
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alas i have a terrible disease called I Wanna Watch Read Or Play The Movie Series Book Comic Or Game You Like But I Need The Planets To Align For Me To Do It :(
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Another fundraiser I trust!
We're not currently vetting fundraisers, this is just one I forgot to post a while back!
This is a fundraiser for a woman - whose husband has gone missing or been martyred - and her children, one of whom is newborn.
They are only at 2% of their goal!!
Two children and a woman who could greatly use the support right now.
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Se puderem ajudar, por favor! 🙏🏼
Pix separado para conveniência:
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peace and love on my dash this afternoon
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donald trump headcanons:
bi-curious femboy
uses trump/trumps/trumpself pronouns also do/na/ld neos
⅕ latina baddie
thunder thighs 😍😍😍😍😍
literally not like other girls 🙄
4'9
favourite webtoon is the boyfriends webtoon and his most searched wattpad trope is alpha x alpha spice
wait 🫷🏼 they 👥 don't 🙅🏼♀️ love 😘 you 🫵🏼 like i 👀 love 🥰 you 🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼🫵🏼
has a poster of hitler in drag on his ceiling
most listened to artist on spotify and youtube music is ollie london
bikini spray tan summer 🌞🏝️👙
his fursona is chester cheetah
exclusively e-dates (roblox and picsart)
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Gertrude and Gerry sketch
#OH I LOVE YOUR TAKE ON THEM SO SO MUCH#it knew who they were even before i saw the caption. i immediately went 'is that gerry?? is that gertrude??' and i think that says a lot
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Finding out a terrorist attempt happened in my country should scare me. But damn if it was not the funniest thing ever
So this happened in Brazil, okay.
So the dude was a candidate (not elected) for councilor of an extreme right-wing party, and he drove to STF (which is basically our Supreme Court) with a car full of bombs WHILE HE WAS DRESSED AS THE JOKER. And then he tries to throw the first bomb at the Statue of Justice in front of the STF AND THE BOMB BOUNCED BACK.
The stupid ass was the only casualty, even the statue is fine. Motherfucker died like a cartoon character and nobody else was hurt
And you wanna know what was happening on STF that got this dude like this? They were voting if the tax exemption for churches should end.
#<< ALUNO PRESENCIAL DO OLAVO É DE FUDER HFASDLGSDHGLAH#o brasil não é para amadores#li essa notícia antes de ir pra academia numa newsletter e eu ainda não sei como seguir com o meu dia sem fingir que isso aconteceu
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Make a poll of your Top 10 Ships so your followers can vote for their favorite!
Well, now that it has apparently been ONE MONTH (🫠), I am here. @clareguilty thank u so so much for the tag & if u wish to do this ship meme again, pls consider yrself duly tagged! Apology offering 🫶
Ur right, 10 IS a lot & it took me a while but we got there! & only doubled up once!
Yes, these are largely canon ships. I'm a woman of simple tastes. (Non-canon shippers, teach me yr ways...)
Tagging @ninadove @oatflatwhite @coldforest @ratherembarrassing @pixelated-glitter
@justbecringe @dying-suffering-french-stalkers @longagoitwastuesday & whoever else wishes to play — just say I tagged u! Enjoy (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
#YOU CANT PUT ODYSSEUS AND PENELOPE TOGETHER WITH LUPIN AND FUJIKO DO YOU WISH TO TEAR ME APART#'CHOOSE: F/M TOXIC YURI OR DOMESTIC BLISS' DONT DO THIS TO ME#anyway i voted for the f/m toxic yuri as per usual#i think odysseus and penelope will have enough votes. i can side with the divorcees
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i love the part of sophocles' ajax where odysseus very carefully, very diplomatically debates agamemnon, trying to convince him that ajax deserves a proper burial
some of my favourite lines:
AGAMEMNON: Odysseus, are you for me or are you against me, and for this man? ODYSSEUS: I hated him when it was honourable to hate him.
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ODYSSEUS: He was my enemy, but he was also noble. AGAMEMNON: And you have respect for an enemy's corpse? ODYSSEUS: I am moved by admiration for his greatness, rather than by hatred for his smallness. AGAMEMNON: He was a man of many turns. ODYSSEUS: Many of our friends later become enemies. AGAMEMNON: But do you wish to praise these so-called friends? ODYSSEUS: I do not see friends and enemies as mutually exclusive.
and the finishing blow:
AGAMEMNON: I see now that every man works for himself. ODYSSEUS: Who else should a man work for?
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@godhound
Drew a scene from the Daniel musical but added a more angsty tone. This moment in the musical is meant to be seen as: 'Aww, look! God is making Daniel love the king despite everything he’s done to him, and he even cares about the king! Isn’t this wholesome?'
But I’m sitting here thinking: 'THAT'S NOT CUTE AT ALL!'
Also, this is not King Darius, it’s the first king that Daniel served, King Nebuchadnezzar (they kinda look the same at the moment).
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