#Disney S&P

[guardianspirits13]

Disney S&P is wild because how is "Bottles will be Spun" not allowed on a poster shown on screen, but "I have some children I need to make into corpses" is a-ok to be yelled out loud? In the same show???

[missolaris]

The Amazing Digital Circus is not S&P approved

[catastrfy]

oh my ghods, this made me laugh so hard.

please watch this video of real ass complaints alex hirsch got for his work on gravity falls, it is comically bad

[extrahorribledynne]

honestly who could even want a season 3 this is literally 'the everything else' of gravity falls. i'm not left wanting. i'm feasting on everything from the book of bill and thisisnotawebsite. the only thing i want is to rewatch the entire show again

like it leaves it in 'our' (the readers) hands. what do YOU see in ciphers corpse? is it the end? is it only the beginning? we were invited to participate both in the book (literally, with it making asks to write this, put your hand here, etc) and the website code hunt. its up to you. here are the pieces of everything after the end. have fun.

[dilfmobius]

Lokius moments that altered my brain chemistry [5/?] ↳ in the archives

[lightcreators]

@bigidiotenergy continue from here

I'll become the MONSTER.

Hands balled into fists as Odysseus stares into his reflection from a puddle on the Underworld's floor. If that's what had to be done, IT HAD TO BE DONE. The King was tired. TIRED of not seeing his son and wife.

Ruthlessness is mercy. And if he needs to be ruthless—

The King practically jumps out of his BONES at the sudden voice behind him. He makes swift movements then, turning around on his heels as a hand reaches for the handle of his sword. All while the mortal's eyes are trailing from the lurking shadow in the water all the way to— To—

Odysseus's eyes widen. Hands immediately falling to his sides as he takes a trembling step back. "... Hades... !"

Water's  reflection  always  has  been  an  amusing  perception  from  his  own  view.  Some  divinity  could  looking  back  at  you  within  it,  and  if  she  wanted  to  having  fun  once  in  a  while,  maybe  an  impression  of  an  breath  could  be  heard,  or  sometimes  there  will  be  the  sensation  of  something  inside  the  presented  reflection  …  Term  itself  who  was  actually  comic  at  the  moment.  It  was  the  beginning  of  an  long  term  comedy  in  which  no  explanation  manual  would  be  given  about  how  circumstances  must  be  understood,  how  much  reality  had  to  be  exposed  when,  in  all  cases,  immensity  of  his  lies  were  allowed  to  be  shattered  apart.  Every  fragment  of  an  glass  was  allowed  to  reflecting  themselves  like  an  private  party,  in  which  every  glitter  exposed  by  his  expression  or  his  gestures,  as  important  as  they  were,  will  be  filed.  It  doesn't  matter  anymore  if  the  reflective  glass  could  hurt.  It  doesn't  matter  if  the  reflective  glass  was  curshed,  in  which  inevitable  blood  would  flow  of  the  wound.  It  doesn't  matter  if  projection  of  his  soul,  along  misunderstandings,  desires,  wishes,  longing,  suffered  that  programmed  shatter  within  dimensions.  A  long  time  ago,  he  would  have  introducing  himself  inside  an  serious  and  stern  manners,  and  would  have  taking  great  care  not  troubling  the  dear  feelings  of  this  brave  hero.  Nevertheless,  time  changed,  right  ?  His  comedy  with  humanity  lasted  for  thousands  of  years,  and  for  once  within  his  entire  eternity,  for  forget  the  ache  trapped within  his  heart,  he  could  take  circumstances  at  heart  ---  showing  them  true  comedy  humanity  was  trapped  with. 

One  misunderstanding  couldn't  hurt  him  anymore.

If  humanity  craved  to  saw  the  terrible  destructor  of  the  world  they  would  be  disappointed  by  his  performance  to  giving  them  wrong  ---  ❝  Little  nature  that  you  are.  ❞  Another  comment  exposed  right  away  as  realization  of  his  voice  had  been  created.  An  tone  behind  Odysseus  voice  who  insisted  a  lot  over  the  permanent  sensation  of  mockery  welcoming  his  sentence,  in  amused  ardor  of  hoping  to  see  him  get  out  of  his  words.  It  was  unfortunate  for  him.  Although,  for  the  paradox  it  was  worth,  he  could  have  corrected  the  course  of  a  few  millennia  by  opening  the  way  to  Odysseus  differently.  Poor  Jason  only  received  his  mocking  comments  in  the  background,  and  an  particular  amusement  concerning  irony  of  his  circumstances,  him  in  which  Athena  pulled  so  much  faith  inside  him  ---  oh,  did  he  wanted  news  from  Jason  having  cursing  himself  a  good  beginning  his  own  blinded  pride  and  terrible  behavior  destroyed  it  all  ?  Athena  would  probably  blame  him,  AGAIN,  to  have  dared  touch  towards  faith  her  protegees  had,  nevertheless,  it  was  pointless,  right  ?  This  was  the  Underworld.  He  had  the  upper-hand.  It  wasn't  like  that  hero  was  planning  to  agonozing  for  plea  something,  right  ?  It  wasn't  like  he  was  planning  to  convince  him  ?  ❝  Are  you  scared  of  me  you  forget  the  norm  of  courtesy,  or  you've  passed  too  much  time  with  Athena  been  familiar  you  forgotten  I  merit  same  decency  ?  ❞  He  pondered,  as  during  one  second,  leaving  his  nice  space  inside  the  sky  enjoying  the  view,  he  exposed  closeness  by  moving  close  to  him,  admiring  every  feature  amusingly.  ❝  In  a  melancholic  mood  from  the  moment  you  entered  my  domain  ?  ❞  He  was  learning  beautifully  with  Lelouch  vi  Britannia.  He  was  still  learning  beautifully  with  Lelouch,  and  mastering  even  better  his  act  with  the  Golden  Witch.  For  whatever  reason  he  showing  up  inside  his  realm,  he  better  be  strongly prepared.  ❝  Why  the  surprised  face  when  you  couldn't  have  missed  the  Underworld  sign  ?  ❞

[castielsprostate]

ryan i am BEGGING you please understand the assignment with wolverine and PLEASE god PLEASE get andrew garfield

[hinasho]

As someone that had never heard about The Crow in any capacity before this year, I saw the new movie yesterday and it was pretty good!

It was a nice amount of edginess that was endearing and genuine. There’s a difference between being edgy for shock value and ego stroking (Jared Leto’s Joker) vs edginess that’s produced from the story the creatives want to tell and are just passionate about. This movie definitely fit the latter rather than the former.

Bill “Scream King” Skarsgård is obviously a great actor and FKA Twigs did really good for only her 2nd leading role!

The two had good chemistry, and it felt realistic that he did falter in “your love must always remain pure” before diving all in and sacrificing his soul. It is hard to remain 100% pure all of the time, humans are fickle souls are not, so him choosing a deal that is set in stone from the get go was a natural and damning next step.

I also wonder if they’ve left the door open for a sequel given Shelly remembers everything, the guy from that purgatory world (who Google says was Kronos) is in the human world, and Eric said he wasn’t satisfied because he wants to be with her. A sequel could be cool.

Something that caught my attention was how Bill portrayed Eric. Going into the movie, I thought he was going to be an arrogant smartass or asshole. But he wasn’t. Normal!Eric tries to follow rules (most times), he was shy in the beginning stages of his and Shelly’s relationship, and death horribly freaked him out both before he died and when he becomes the “pre-Crow” phase (??? If I understood right, he didn’t actually become The Crow until the third act, and that what he was beforehand was like a middle ground?)

Like, Eric was just a decent guy who wanted very badly to be happy, and found that happiness with Shelly. Which makes it tragic when he discards the final remnants of his humanity and starts killing left & right and let’s vengeance consume him. The development of him initially freaking out whenever he got hurt vs him getting brutalized later on, still feeling every wound, but just no longer caring because he’s doomed anyway was *chefs kiss*

Overall I enjoyed it. Sadly I think it’s getting review bombed by fans of the 1994 adaptation. I hope that somehow its able to garner enough support to have a sequel, and despite how the ‘94 fans seem to be acting, Bill’s Crow has made me curious on the original movie so I’ll probably be watching that soon too 🐦‍⬛

[fregget-frou]

Caelum RAAA

[festive-unserious-fellow]

THEYRE DOING A FUCKING WYLIZA SUBPLOT FOR THE HOLIDAY SPECIAL GOD FUCKING DAMNIT WHY IS IT ALWAYS WYLIZA-

[seizethegay420]

You know out of everyone in the ghost crew I didn't think zeb would be the first one in live action

[grunklejam]

Whenever I sell something from Not S&P Approved, I do a little doodle of Grunkle Stan on the packaging. I call it a Stanvelope. I even did a Fordvelope for one buyer because they were an (amazing) Ford cosplayer. Here are a few of my recent favourites.

There are currently at least 75 people walking around with my designs between all of the different marketplaces and my friends, and I can't tell you how utterly amazing that feels.

Perhaps to give a candid look at how my little business works, I sell my products on less than 10% margin because I absorb shipping costs. That's to try and keep them affordable for folks. Anything that you buy is really going towards this being a passion project, not lining my pockets, and that means the most of all.

It's a hell of a lot of fun, it's great to know people can get some merch that's a little different to other stuff on the market and it means I get to have a little impact on this weird little fandom.

Thank you. So, so much. These little envelope doodles are intended to say exactly that to those people for supporting my little business and keeping the dream of Gravity Falls alive.

[annoyangle]

Are you gay

DON'T YOU TRY AND LIMIT ME BY YOUR HUMAN FORCED-BINARY-MEAT PERCEPTIONS OF "GENDER" OR "SEXUALITY"! I AM MAGNIFICENT AND MANY-HUED, SPLENDID AND GLORIOUS! AND YOUR PITIFUL INTERNAL CULTURE WAR TRYING TO DRAW UP CASTE-LINES AROUND MINOR QUIRKS OF PSYCHOLOGY AND BIOLOGY JUST MAKES ME LAUGH AT YOUR DESPERATION TO BE LABELED AND CLASSIFIED LIKE SOME KIND OF BOVINE!!

HERE'S A HINT: WHATEVER YOU THINK I AM, I'M NOT. WHATEVER YOU THINK I'M NOT, I AM. AND I'M NOT ON "YOUR SIDE" IN ANY CASE. KEEP YOUR HUMAN CULTURE LABELS TO YOUR OWN KIND.

[mrfartpowered]

NEVER fails to shock me how much shit rc9gn got away with 😭😭 “tripping balls” “conkin balls” “swampy seconds” “let’s skip the roarplay and get to the good bit” ⁉️⁉️⁉️ THIS WAS A DISNEY SHOW

[twistedappletree]

I just love the intro and expectation we get for Jin Ling in the beginning of the donghua, like he’s flying through the air with his bow shooting 3 arrows at once like an expert marksman, hopping from tree branch to tree branch with his hair majestically blowing in the wind and then for literally the rest of the show, he’s either passed out on the floor or being rescued from a ✨situation✨ ?????

my boy got princess coded SO hard

[loonarmuunar]

I’ve seen a lot of people complain about how Gabe isn’t as bad as in the books, which valid complaint to have, but also. They had some good reasons for changing it.

You can get away with a LOT more in books than you can with visual media, because whatever you read is limited to the reader’s imagination. That’s why some notably violent kid’s books (Warrior Cats, Watership Down, etc) are still considered kid’s books. A child can still be terrified by those books, but ultimately they can only be as afraid as they are imaginative, and as long as the child is old enough to understand that fiction can’t physically hurt them, it’s fine.

But with visual media, you are only allowed that imagination if something happens offscreen. There’s a big difference between violence in words and violence visually. This is ESPECIALLY applicable to live action media, if the show came out as a cartoon then that might be a slightly different story.

Abuse isn’t fictional, they aren’t going to be as lenient with it as they might be with fantasy violence. Reading abuse isn’t as tense as actually seeing it on screen. So while Gabe’s portrayal in the book might be touching for kids with bad home lives, to have that same portrayal in the show could be potentially very triggering and scary. Remember, this is a show intended for kids.

Also, Disney can get very pissy over violence (especially violence based in reality). Most parents don’t want their kids to see realistic abuse, and if they complained enough about it, it could be a problem. Disney doesn’t like taking risks. If the show got too real, there’s a chance Disney won’t greenlight another season.

Does sanitizing Gabe’s abuse alter Percy’s and Sally’s characters, and create a mess for the Medusa plotline? Yes. Am I happy about it? No. But ultimately, I think it was one of the better options.