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Somehow @gravity-falls-fanatic89 always seems to know when life is really knocking me down and I need a pick me up. First card of my 32nd birthday and I am sobbing away like a demented little child. Bless you, you utter sweetheart.

Sometimes I really do have a horrible habit of forgetting how utterly blessed I am, and stuff like this really does remind me that it's not all bad. Thank you ❤️

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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Five more days to take advantage of the sale - a whopping 16 customers have got 25% off, just by shopping at Not S&P Approved in July! Why not join them?!

GRUNKLE JAM'S BIRTHDAY SALE!

It's my birthday on the 28th of July. To celebrate, I'm taking 25% off the majority of my Gravity Falls Etsy store up until the 28th of July.

That's 25 off of badge bundles, keychains, patches and more - all the way up until July 28th. No coupon code required.

COME VISIT THE JOINT!

Sadly, it doesn't include apparel as my margins are too small. Sorry!

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i swear to god chatgbt "therapy" is going to be my actual breaking point

"god forbid people need 24/7 access to therapy to-"

THAT'S NOT THERAPY

THAT IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR

IT CANNOT PROVIDE YOU WITH THERAPY

*UNEARTHLY SCREECH OF DESPAIR*

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Reminder: my sale is NOW ON until July 28th 2025!

GRUNKLE JAM'S BIRTHDAY SALE!

It's my birthday on the 28th of July. To celebrate, I'm taking 25% off the majority of my Gravity Falls Etsy store up until the 28th of July.

That's 25 off of badge bundles, keychains, patches and more - all the way up until July 28th. No coupon code required.

COME VISIT THE JOINT!

Sadly, it doesn't include apparel as my margins are too small. Sorry!

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NON SIGN II is a billboard created in 2010 by Lead Pencil Studio and is located near the Canada-US border in Washington. It consists of thousands of stainless steel rods.

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Dubbed this hilarious comic by @illusioncanthurtme--art for the @need-him-pregnant-poll 

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GRUNKLE JAM'S BIRTHDAY SALE!

It's my birthday on the 28th of July. To celebrate, I'm taking 25% off the majority of my Gravity Falls Etsy store up until the 28th of July.

That's 25 off of badge bundles, keychains, patches and more - all the way up until July 28th. No coupon code required.

COME VISIT THE JOINT!

Sadly, it doesn't include apparel as my margins are too small. Sorry!

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Reblogging because I'm seeing so many queer folks excitedly showing FNAF stuff again and I'm not surprised, just a little fascinated by it.

I will never, I mean never understand the double standard of the whole Five Nights at Freddy's thing. You know Scott Cawthon is a republican party donor, a Trump voter and donates extensively to anti-trans, anti-LGBTQ+ candidates. He might not post aggressively about these things but his income flies straight into their pockets.

He is no different to JK Rowling. If anything, he's worse because he sweeps that behaviour under the rug, expecting people to forget. He's a bigot that doesn't broadcast.

As, admittedly, somebody who isn't a fan of either, I just don't get how people consistently tell Harry Potter fans to (rightfully) leave their bigoted, anti-trans supporting, literal rights-reducing fandom behind...yet still get excited for the silliest FNAF announcements. How is this seriously okay? You still wanna support it, fine, your fandom means more to you than your principles. I don't like that, but I have self-awareness and know I will not be changing it by posting on tumblr dot com. If you claim to be an ally or trans supporter and still give money to a franchise that is supporting their eradication, though, you are broadcasting that this doesn't matter to you.

We have literally seen this year how separating art from the artist is ridiculous. JK Rowling donated £70,000 to an organisation trying to eradicate trans people from the supreme court's view - and succeeding. Why are we then still giving money to a man with interest in doing the same, while calling ourselves allies in tandem?

It's ridiculous. It makes no sense. It is astounding how quickly these standards develop when it's about things we care about more than other people's.

I just don't think it's okay.

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Do you know what this site thought of Elon Musk before he started supporting Trump and gave that Nazi Salute?

Going how far back? Ten years ago, we didn't talk about him and nobody cared. He was not in the wider public consciousness. Those who knew who he was mostly thought "oh yeah he's that rich guy who wants to look smart" and nothing much else was said. I think his first bump in popularity was when he married Grimes, and then he was just the weird rich dude Grimes married. I did not know who Grimes was and still kinda don't. She had a Tumblr blog and then made some music and had a baby with a weird name and then vanished kinda post-divorce afaik.

Then I think maybe five years ago ish he sort of started showing up more as a sort of weaboo man-baby deal? Pictures of him in Les Mis cosplay, dressed as a furby, and showing off empty Diet Coke cans and a fake replica gun on his nightstand circulated.

My impression was that he was just like. If that creepy awkward guy in class who unironically does the Naruto run and thinks katanas are magic was spawned out of the ether with infinite money.

And then I think maybe after that was how stupid he is? That became public knowledge shortly after-like how the safety vests in some of his factories are in washed-out neutral colours cause he doesn't like neons. Or like... how he seemed to be giving off the impression that he was a genius inventor, despite not actually making anything or having any kind of education se can speak of? All I know is like. He was an owner with PayPal and then bought Tesla?

And simultaneously if I remember correctly he was kind of always about "if we don't let the nazis talk on twitter then we're basically á dictatorship" or whatever, banging on the free speech drum and going on about how jokes used to be funny, then bluffed about buying twitter and somehow got legally shoehorned into ponying up and actually doing it for WAY more than it was worth, almost immediately making it worse and tanking its value.

Now it seems kind of like an Emporer's clothes situation where everyone knows the Emporer is naked, but instead of getting embarrassed and covering up, the emperor just keeps doubling down harder. Meanwhile his whole entire ass is just. Out

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THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL (2014)

dir. Wes Anderson

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I'm currently in the most passionate, genuine relationship of my life and it's incredibly befuddling. I keep meaning to create more art and keep chugging along with the store and yet I also want to spend every waking moment I can talking to somebody. Bit bizarre, really. I have always been a very loving individual who loves to dote on his partner, but this genuine yearning is rather new. We are compatible in basically every way and I am confused by this development.

Weird freaky creative people have this odd habit of really clamping together, I guess.

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Officially achieved 800 sales. Mindblown!

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters