#Dirt Monkey

[momosweetpeach]

I had thought about if Luffy had recruited the Strawhats in a different order and they got to see different crewmates origins/events leading up to becoming pirates, and well-

Zoro's whole first-meeting ordeal might have left a different first-impression with Sanji

[moltinglobster]

doodle page of my (weed smoking) girlfriends <3 plus chopper!!!

[mistermistyyy]

Okay, I know y'all excited for live action Vivi and Crocodile and Robin, but can I point out: LIVE ACTION MISS MONDAY

[radracer]

Honda Z50R Baja

@nomu4510

[loudn0isesart]

SO!!! THE GANGS ALL HERE!!! I'm so tired hdhdhxhchch this took me like so long for what.

(I love them they're so stupid)

I may be insane

[rasangan-raspberry]

Here is more of that zolu comic that I started at work the other day

[mjrtaurus]

Dragon giving Sabo the DARE rundown with one of those Powerpoint Snail slideshows

"Now we all know that the Sea Devil's arugula is a very effective pain relief and recreational tool"

"Yeah, I know you know that. You don't think I put together what goes on in your after-hours Tuesday meetings?"

"The key is to take in a healthy dose under safe circumstances and with people that you trust."

"Like how you chow down on Iva's Newkama weed brownies?"

"But there are substances out there that you don't want to be messing with even casually. Tub Current Salts. Wake Shrooms. Pegasus Sweat. Hunger Pangs. Rocks D Xecoke. Yagureefer. Snapadillos"

"Are you even saying real words?"

"They're all real, Sabo, and they are no laughing matter. Except for the Laughing Mushrooms, they make you laugh uncontrollably until you hemorrhage"

"You sure? Cuz Luffy used to eat those all the time."

...

Cue furianxious phone call to Garp.

Dragon’s just kinda giving Sabo the runaround until the laughing mushrooms. And the horrifying realization the only reason Luffy probably survived that was because laughter is one of Nika’s spheres of influence…

Anyway…

“If you’re going to get into weed, don’t start with edibles like I did. If you’re going to be drinking, keep a good hour between it and the weed. And if you’re going to be smoking, for the love of the gods do it outside. And make sure your snail can alert somebody if you need help.”

“Helicopter parent much?”

“Speaking from personal experience, it’s all fun and games until you’re holding onto the grass so you don’t fall into the sky. Dadan can tell you all about it.”

[sockpai]

Bath time

[fluffypotatey]

70% of macaque becoming a bit insane after killing wukong would be because he would repeatedly insist he's not feeling a bit of grief. Repeatedly saying he's happy, great, wonderful! 0% sad or mournful. Never ever be able to move on because he is never moving away from denial.

the rivers of the Nile flourish and overflow with Macky’s denial. to the point of flooding. he is flooding the whole area and yet denies that his stoop into an even worse mental state is because of this

[ofcowardiceandkings]

SIGHS ...

tomorrow starts a 6 week stint of being on The Dreaded Away Job

gonna be doing lots of colouring, heres to maybe finishing some art

[toastershark]

Some aliens

[kyros-tha-soldier]

one piece chapter 1094 spoilers

Alright this is all I managed to scrape around some forums, let's get to it:

-Saturn arrives on egghead

-Luffy and Kizaru are still fighting but Luffy managed to hit Kizaru on his head using a brand new attack (he hits him so hard that you start seeing stars coming out of his head)

-The admiral old lady is called blue grass and she has a devil fruit that allows her to ride anything (kinda sus)

-THEY LITERALLY SHOW THAT SATURN'S DEVIL FRUIT FINAL FORM IS SUMMONED USING A RITUAL INVOLVING A PENTAGRAM

-Saturn orders the low rank marines not to look at him, however one marine soldier looks at him and his head LITERALLY EXPLODES

like, it ain't even bro's fault????

-Atlas orders the pacifista to absolutely Finish EVERY marine on the island, Saturn orders them to stop but they just keep shooting the marines

-Saturn has a Yokai (maybe?) Form, he has a bull head (actually just bull horns, but really big ass horns) and spider legs

-Kizaru manages to follow vegapunk and his clique who were trying to run but fails to shoot them with laser, instead destroying their road and making them fall.

-Luffy turns into his old man form, and Saturn comes towards him and calls him "Nika"

-Saturn is intercepted by Bonney and she seems REALLY mad

-here's the deal: apparently there's a short Bonney flashback where it is shown that Saturn was actually the one who wanted to lobotomize Kuma. Whether he threatened Kuma into asking it from vegapunk or not, he confesses that he's the one who wanted him to do it for some very important reason

Also:

HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY DAUGHTER CRY!

[cantankerouscatfish]

sometimes work involves:

helping do some finishing (well. almost.) touches on the little vent DJ's been working on. he was on the outside, I was inside and mostly just there to hold washers and tools. or crank the turnwheel to open and close the vent while he futzed with it. but it's basically done now yaaay progress

while he was on the roof, he was startled to find 'a red-legged grasshopper up here! just On The Lexan!' 'they fly, man.' he was still amazed at it. I couldn't see exactly what species it was through the plastic. he managed to shoo it away.

me: *sitting on the top of the big wooden shelves under the vent, waiting for DJ to come back with parts* Ro, startled walking by: woah! that's a weird place to take your break. me: don't ~even~ worry about it. Ro: lay down! take a nap! me: it is FILTHY up here. no way. ...maybe. Ro: :D

watering and watering and watering. Ro eventually came out by the deer cage to pull weeds in the perennials. so I went, '🎵 sing me a song, you're the piano man~' Ro: what song? me: I dunno, anything. I've been singing to myself all morning. sick of my own voice. Ro: *is quiet for a bit, which I assumed meant she was setting up her phone player. but then...* Ro: 🎵 there's a staaar 🎶 MAAAN 🎶 me: 🤦‍♂️ I regret even asking. Ro: 🎵 WAITING IN THE SKIES! me: thanks. ...and then she changed the lyrics to be about me being stuck in the cage. thanks for that also.

planting sunflower seeds!!! they go right into the pots the lilies have been cut from in house 5. it was a slightly smaller batch this week and idk why. threw my numbers off. :(

Ro got stung on the finger by a yellowjacket! which she kept calling a bee! no!!! she wanted me to kiss her booboo better, but that's not really possible in a mask. I offered to boop it with like. my hand or smth, but she said no. suffer then idk

only got two trays of succulent cuttings done today. cuttings were all I wanted to DO and I barely got over there! the bench is a mess! sigh.

[irawhiti]

i fucking cursed myself like i found a meteorite crash and now have a genuine fucking uncountable shittonne of tiny outer space iron balls and red ochre to use for making stuff but in return for the space rocks i can't taste anything and i have a blister covering my entire thumb pad that i didn't even notice until several minutes after i burned myself