#Dirk Strider x Reader

[krankikankrivantas]

Hello how are you? i would like to Request headcanons for dirk, eridan and karkat (separate) with s/o who loves ocean and underwater things, they are passionate about marine life and their room has things like, a replica of poseidon's trident, a plush crab etc. . I know it's kind of vague sorry. you can do transmasc dirk i love the headcanno, also can i have the transmasc reader too or male please. please let me know if you can't place my Request some reason

Thank you so much for requesting this, I had a lot of fun writing it! Also, sorry if this is formatted weird- I’m still getting used to posting on here and haven’t figured out exactly how I want to format these

Dirk:

-Being trans himself, Dirk knows how terrible dysphoria can be so if something is making you dysphoric, he’s always there to comfort you- even if it’s over something seemingly minor

-Smuppet felt binders if you bind, he also makes sure you’re doing it safely

-Growing up surrounded by nothing but water, he likely had little interest in the ocean and marine life before he met you

-But seeing how passionate you are about marine life made him appreciate it more.

-Now when he sees the ocean, instead of the years he spent in isolation, he thinks of his boyfriend

-Hair gel and water don’t mix, so when you actually go into the water, Dirk watches from dry land

Karkat

-Every cheesy romantic movie has a scene at an aquarium, so Karkat loves the idea of taking you to one on a date

-Also loves walking along the beach with you and pointing out any small creatures you two see

-He is (obviously) a huge fan of crabs and loves that you like them too

-this leads to him buying you a lot of crab themed gifts

-every time he sees the plush crab in your room, he smiles

-being a troll he doesn’t fully understand human gender stuff, but he’s no stranger to being uncomfortable in his own body

-so if you want to vent, or just stay in bed and watch Thresh Prince reruns all day when dysphoria becomes a bit too much, he’s always there for you

Eridan

-because of how proud he is to be a sea-dweller, he loves that you know so much about the ocean and marine life

-even though he’s spent almost his entire life living on land, he starts to spend more time in the water because of you

-surprises you with literal sunken treasure as gifts

-because he hasn’t had the best luck with quadrants in the past, he does everything he can to make you know how happy he is to have you as his boyfriend/matesprit

-he loves taking turns talking about your interests-partially to show off his knowledge of war and history and also because he loves hearing you talk about something you’re so passionate about

-like Karkat, he might not fully understand dysphoria or what it’s like to be trans, but he’s always there to support you in any way he can

-he loves to put together masculine outfits for you and tells all of his friends how amazing his boyfriend/matesprit is pretty much constantly

[yanyan-stuck]

Easter Special: Yandere Dirk Strider x Reader

You weren't fully sure how you had gotten here. Everything had moved so fast and so suddenly. It had been years since Dirk had kidnapped you and kept you locked in his apartment with no access to the outside world. He had slipped up twice in the past week.

The first time was when he didn't notice you had pocketed a knife from the kitchen when he was making you cook with him in there as some fucked up form of domesticity. You hid the knife between the mattress and the frame of the bed when he left you alone on your longer chain while he went to the bathroom.

The second time was earlier today, when he decided to cuddle you unrestrained. You were both in the bed together. Your face was nestled into the dark pink of his shirt, and you figured this would be the time when his guard is lowered the most. You moved quickly. It was difficult getting the mattress back up, but you were able to get the knife lodged into his side before he could get it out of your hands. He didn't even have the chance to fight back. He was still alive though. You got up and ran.

The front door was still locked from the inside with 3 different combination locks, and there was no way you would be able to crack them before dirk got to you. Eventually, you had the smart idea to knock down one of the shelving units onto him. You heard at least one of his bones snap from the weight of the impact. You assumed that he'd be able to just push the unit off of himself, since he definitely would have been strong enough to.

It's only once he told you that you can stop running that you looked back and saw him still pinned on his back under the shelves. His voice was pained and tight from the way the shelves were compressing his chest. You realized that the blood loss must have made him a little too weak to actually push it off. He told you that he would tell you the codes to the front door if you would get his sharpest katana and finish him off instead of leaving him to bleed out on the floor.

You must have hesitated too much, because Dirk's gaze softened under his shades as he explained how he just doesn't want you to sit in his apartment with his dead body for as long as it takes for you to figure out the codes. You ended up agreeing, since honestly there was no downside to it when he explained it like that.

He started rattling off the codes, surprisingly lucid despite the pool of blood growing beneath him. You punched them all in, and every single one of them was right on the first try. You cracked the door open, making sure there wasn't anything that would make you unable to escape after killing him. You considered walking out, leaving dirk to bleed out slowly and painfully for what he's done to you. Honestly though, the lack of freedom is the only thing that came to mind. He hadn't been torturing you or anything, and honestly you didn't want this to weigh on your conscience for the rest of your life.

You went back into the apartment and found the sword he had described. According to him it was the sharpest one he had, which should make it easy for you to kill him in one blow. His shoulders, neck, and head were the only things sticking out from under the shelving unit, so you figure that aiming for his neck would be the fastest way to take him out. He asked you to make it quick, but ultimately looked apathetic, as though he had done this a thousand times before.

His stillness disturbed you, and you swung down as hard as you could on his neck. It made a gross sound, the slicing of skin, muscle, fat, cartilage, and bone. You weren't sure if you fully cut his head off or not, but you could see the light draining from his eyes and considered that to be close enough to a clean kill.

There was no way he could have survived a blow like that. You had cleanly severed his wind pipe, and likely severed his spinal cord too. You weren't sticking around to poke at the body and figure out what you had hit though; you ran out the door as soon as you were certain he would die from his injuries in the next minute or less.

So 3 days after you killed him, when you felt a hand clamp down roughly over your mouth and an arm snake around your waist, you assumed that you were going to be robbed, raped, murdered, or all three. You couldn't suppress the flicker in the back of your mind telling you that Dirk would have protected you from this. Still, you struggle against the arms. It wasn't until the person spoke in an all too familiar voice that you froze.

"Hey, hey. Calm down. I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm not mad."

You're caught entirely off guard, and stop fighting just long enough for Dirk to drag you back onto his hoverboard with him. You feel him pulling you flush against him as you two fly off, and you're still so shaken up you can't even cry. You don't even struggle in his arms. You don't even bother to look down and pay attention to if he's taking you straight back to his apartment or if he's taking you elsewhere.

You just stare straight ahead, eyes wide with fear and breathing erratic. You feel him brushing his face against your neck; not pushy, just present. You feel his thumb trace circles that you assume are meant to be comforting into your side, but it doesn't do anything to ground you.

You know you killed him. You watched the light leave his eyes. No one could survive as much blood loss as Dirk had experienced. So why was he behind you, holding you firmly but lovingly and forgivingly, as though you had never raised a hand against him?

[originalhomestuckscenarios]

general hcs of whats it like dating dirk? thx :)

Oh damn I really will have to write more since I just noticed how much stuff I need to write!

Dating Dirk

He whouldn't have any kind of nickname for you. It's simply because he likes your name too much!

Not like it matters to be honest. I mean even if he used any nicknames you probably whouldn't notice.

When it comes to cuddles you mostly have to be the one to make a move since Dirk doesn't feel much need for it.

But whenever you do hug he has nothing against it and really likes to do so.

Dirk whould always listen to you if you needed to rant about something. And his remarks and comments mostly make things a bit better.

He just wants to let you know that no matter what happens he is there for you. You also make sure to support him as well.

Dirk isn't the most creative when it comes to dates but he tries. But you guess that the spontanic dates with Dirk are actually the best.

~Mod Kanaya

[somberauthor]

could we get some uhhhhh- strider x reader cuddling headcanons? (dave and dirk separately).

gonna finally actually get to work chat... thank you all for waiting for me to do these, and I'm really sorry to those i kept waiting. I love y'all and I hope you enjoy the food!

DAVE STRIDER

it really depends on the day which spoon he is. If he had a hard or rough day, you should count on him just... laying on you, clinging to you like a koala on a tree. But if he had a good or overall a day without you, rough or not he'll have you just lay on top of him.

He like to feel the pressure on your body resting on his. the weight gives him comfort, and the fact he knows its YOU? god just slap the title of happiest man on earth on his ass.

He never tells you when he had a rough day, you are able to simply just assume. He doesn't lay fully on you, but an arm and occasionally a leg will be on you. but if you reciprocate with playing with his hair???? oh boy, all of his body weight is going on you (he's laying on you... in a non-sexual manner)

DIRK STRIDER

He's a little more solid than his brother, being primarily a big spoon.

He feels much more comfortable holding you, because then he can just look down and see he's not physically alone anymore. He finally has someone.

Similar to his bro, he feels comfort from your weight on top of him. it reminds him you exist and you just simply existing in his life makes him feel about.. 89% more safe.

Y'all actually put a loving on my calder headcanons.... I feel honored you guys like them that much golly...

[loquaciousscribe]

Hiyaa! Do you write for the alpha kids from Homesruck as well?? If so can you write for dirk general headcanons?? (Feel like he be a bit more awkward than dave more like internally screaming or something lol)

Sorry if you have many request is okay if you don't want to do it!

uhm... my bad for the random hiatus.. gyulp

DIRK STRIDER X READER GENERAL HEADCANONS

compared with Dave, the Striders are very similar, stoic, ironic, and all that stuff.

One of the key differences is their tell(for like emotions?). Dave has a lot of control over his voice, but you can see it in his face, whereas Dirk has a lot of control over his face, but you can hear emotions in his voice.

expect some stumbling over words when he’s flustered

“ur pretty cute, yk” “i- whatt was that..?” “i said ur cute” *stare*

i can see him just staring at you when he doesnt know what to do or say

He wants affection, but he doesn't really know how to like.. do that. He doesn't know how to go about initiating affection, and he'd kill himself before actually asking you, so he kinda just stays in the same room as you until you get the hint. Kinda like a cat.

just hovering around you in general, especially around groups of people.

He is sososososososososososososososoSO touch starved, man

If he hears something like "Oh! [name]'s been talking about you!" he's immediately thinking of the worst possible scenario. Not necessarily because he thinks you would, but because he thinks he deserves that.

he definitely listens EXTRA well if he hears you mention his name(say nice things pls)

kinda a given, but he draws the two of you together and gets all giddy about it

if YOU give anything to HIM, whether that's art, food, something you bought, a cool rock you found, ANYTHING, he will treasure it forever

that being said he gets intimidated by large gifts. if you get him something super big he'd try to get you something even bigger to counter

you’re gonna need to initiate most of everything.. kissing, cuddling, holding hands.. he wont know when it’s appropriate unless you do it first so he just doesn’t even try

im still better than @somberauthor because i actually posted:3

[number1otisdriftwoodkin]

the winds have spoken. they say you should write dirk strider x reader

the first request i get is a homestuck x reader. God i fucking love tumblr. This will be head cannons bcuz writers block and idk what to do for a plot. Feel free to send in another request if u wanna!!

𝐃𝐢𝐫𝐤 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

-ᴅɪʀᴋ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴘᴅᴀ. ɪᴛs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴜɴᴄᴏᴍғᴏʀᴛᴀʙʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ.

-ɪɴ ᴘʀɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ, ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄʟɪɴɢʏ. ʜᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ʟᴏᴛs ᴏғ ʀᴇᴀssᴜʀᴀɴᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴏᴠᴇʀʙᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ.

-ʜɪs ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʟᴀɴɢᴜᴀɢᴇ ɪs ᴘʜʏsɪᴄᴀʟ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪғᴛ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ.

-ʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀs ʜᴏᴍᴇᴍᴀᴅᴇ ɢɪғᴛs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴀᴛᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴅʀᴀᴡs/ᴄʀᴏᴄʜᴇᴛs/sᴇᴡs ᴏʀ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ

-ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛʀᴀᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄʀᴀғᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ʀᴏʙᴏᴛs. ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴜʟᴛɪᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴏғғ ʀᴏʙᴏᴛs ɪɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʀᴏᴏᴍ ɴᴏᴡ.

-ʜᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ sᴏ ᴘᴇᴛᴛʏ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ/sɪᴅᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʟɪʟ ʜᴀʟ ᴏɴ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ

-ɪᴛ's ғᴜɴ ᴛᴏ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʜɪs ғᴀᴄᴇ ɢᴇᴛ ʀᴇᴅ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴍɪɴᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛᴇʀᴀʟʏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ɢᴜʏ

-ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ғʀᴇᴄᴋʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴍᴘʟᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜɪs sᴍɪʟᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀɪɴᴛᴀɪɴ ʜɪs ɪᴍᴀɢᴇ

-ᴅɪʀᴋ ʜᴀs ʙᴘᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴜᴛɪsᴍ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ғᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇᴛ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʜɪs sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛs ᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ ʜɪᴍ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀɴ ᴇᴘɪsᴏᴅᴇ

-sᴘᴇᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴏғ ᴅɪʀᴋs sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴇsᴛs, ᴛʜᴇʏ ɪɴᴄʟᴜᴅᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʟɪᴍɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʀᴏʙᴏᴛs, ᴛᴇᴄʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍʏ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ᴘᴏɴʏ

-ᴜɴʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ʙʀᴏɴʏs, ʜᴇ's ᴠᴇʀʏ ʜʏɢɪᴇɴɪᴄ. ᴍᴀʏ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴍɪɴ��ᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏᴄᴅ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴀᴅᴍɪᴛ ɪᴛ. ᴛᴀᴋᴇs ᴀᴛ ʟᴇᴀsᴛ 2 sʜᴏᴡᴇʀs ᴀ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴡᴀsʜᴇs ʜɪs ʜᴀɴᴅ ᴏʙsᴇssɪᴠᴇʟʏ.

-ᴅᴇsᴘɪᴛᴇ ʜɪᴍ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ 6ғᴛ, ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ sᴘᴏᴏɴ. ɪᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪs ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇs.

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Tysm for the request! This was super fun to write, I love the striders lol

[vikkirosko]

could we get humans (boy and girls, if you want to) pining for the reader 👀👀👀

Headcanons Pining for you

👓John Egbert x Reader🌪

John, pining for you, tries to pretend that everything is fine. But it is perfectly clear to others that this is not so

He smiles less when he misses you. He tries to distract himself by watching his favorite movies. But even they don't seem so good to him without you

He is looking forward to your return, already thinking up what you can do. But the main thing for him is that you come back

🕶Dave Strider x Reader 💿

Dave is too cool to show that he misses you. But inside, he really misses you

He continues to behave like a cool guy, but constantly checks his phone, hoping to see a message in which you will write to him that you are coming back earlier than planned

He draws a new issue of his comic, which he sends to you. He hopes that you will understand that the point of the comic is that he misses you. He doesn't talk about it openly. But he knows you're smart enough to figure it out

🔮Rose Lalonde x Reader ☀️

Rose understands perfectly well that the fact of longing for you is quite normal. But she can't get rid of this feeling. She misses you and is waiting for you to come back

She distracts herself with books and knitting. She knits you a scarf, thinking about you. The memories of the time spent together makes her smile

Rose calmly tolerates your separation, but when you return, she will take you in her arms. After all, no matter how hard she tries to seem calm, she misses you

🐾Jade Harley x Reader 🌌

When you are not around, Jade is very sad. She has spent most of her life alone, and she hates the time that you spend apart, although she understands that you can have your own affairs

She tries to occupy herself with anything, but usually it does not help. She continues to be sad without you. She often worries if something has happened to you. Quite often, she wanted to call or write to you, but at the last moment stops. She doesn't want you to think she's too annoying

The closer the day of your return, the more active Jade becomes. She is waiting for you to come back to hug you tightly. She hopes that the next time you need to go somewhere, you will agree to take her with you

🔫Jake English x Reader🗺

When you're not around, Jake is always in touch. He writes to you a lot, telling you how his day went, what interesting things happened, asking how your day went and if anything happened to you. He often wants to ask you if you will come back earlier,but stops. He understands that if he constantly asks you this, you will be dissatisfied

He begins to prepare in advance for your return. He understands that this may seem stupid, but he wants you to understand how much he has been waiting for your return

On the day you return, Jake will be waiting for you with a bouquet of flowers and a story about how he searched for your favorite flowers all over the island, and what enemies he fought to get. Even if you don't believe it, this story will make you smile. And your smile makes Jake the happiest in the world

🗡Dirk Strider x Reader 🪛

Dirk doesn't show that he misses you. He remains a calm and cool guy. But those who know him well can clearly see the changes in his behavior. Especially his changes are noticed by Hal

Dirk spends quite a lot of time thinking. He tries not to fill his head with thoughts about your separation. But they keep popping up in his head. He thought he was used to being alone. But as it turned out, no

When you return, he will behave as usual. But you will perfectly see his barely noticeable smile. Dirk will have enough hugs to make the longing for the time spent apart pass

😺Roxy Lalonde x Reader🍷

Roxy is very lonely without you. She does not find a place for herself and very often writes to you that she misses you. She often lies on the bed with her nose buried in your T-shirt. Your smell helps her imagine that you are near

When she couldn't write to you, she started writing to her friends, telling them how much she missed you. She needs at least someone to talk to, otherwise she will go crazy with unspoken emotions

When you come back, you are waiting for a strong hug that will last a very long time. Even if you need to go somewhere, you'll have to do it with Roxy snuggling up to you like a baby monkey. She missed you very much and doesn't want to be alone

🍰Jane Crocker x Reader🍭

Despite the fact that Jane is sad, she tries not to disturb you. She understands that you have your own affairs, and she is ready to support you if you need her help. But she's still sad without you

She accumulates her longing in herself, not wanting to create problems for others. She doesn't want to bother you, so she doesn't say anything, but there are a lot of thoughts in her head about this

On the occasion of your return, she will prepare your favorite cake. She wants to please you. After all, the fact that you have returned already pleases her. She wants you to be as happy as she is

[yandere--stuck]

Yandere!Brain Ghost Dirk...

Imagine him being able to manipulate your thoughts. Why think of anything else but him? Why would you ever want to talk to anyone else when you can talk with him - someone who knows you better than literally anyone else. No one knows you like he does. No one cares about what you care about more than him. No one else understands you the way he can. Nobody else is worth it. Wouldn't it just be nice to talk to him, and only him, forever?

Can you imagine if he were able to manipulate your brain chemistry? Conditioning you to associate him with happiness, he floods you with dopamine, serotonin, and oxytocin whenever you speak or think of him. And if you dare ignore him or try to spend time with anyone else, he's not afraid to mess with your head. You may suddenly find yourself unable to feel much of anything, or maybe too much - spiraling into panic attacks and unable to calm yourself. You only find relief when you come crawling back to Brain Ghost Dirk. Well, metaphorically speaking.

Dirk being so powerful in his control over your mind that he's able to control your body. You're trapped inside your own body, silently screaming to be let go and for Dirk to stop, all while he ignores your words and showers you in praise. He loves feeling your skin on your hands, feeling you through your own body. He can increase the sensitivity if you'd like. He knows exactly what you like best, after all. Nobody knows you as well as him.

And really, if you didn't want it, wouldn't you have been able to stop him by now. After all, he was only in your head.

[luminousbravery]

Striders, Hal and Davepetasprite with a s/o who tries to handle a sword but is awful at it, and somehow still never hurts themself even when the blade goes flying?

STRIDERS ( + HAL AND DAVEPETA) WITH A S/O WHO CAN'T HANDLE A SWORD

Dave:

💿 He decided to teach you for self-defense reasons. He wants you to be safe, after all.

💿 He didn't take into consideration the chance that you might not be able to handle a sword as masterfully as he could though.

💿 He always tries to make sure you don't get hurt, even when the sword goes flying.

💿 It's not needed though, you seem to be lucky enough to not get hit by the sword... somehow.

💿 He jokes around, asking if you're using witchcraft to protect yourself.

Dirk:

❤ He doesn't feel the need to teach you swordsmanship, he feels as if he protect you himself.

❤ So you'll probably have to ask him.

❤ He starts explaining a basic foot stance, and you seem to be following along!

❤ But then he asks you to try it... and you're not doing too good.

❤ Oh well, foot stance isn't that important, he supposes.

❤ He hands you a sword he has laying around, and asks you to swing it.

❤ He has to dive out of the way to avoid being cut.

❤ He'll take the sword away, suggesting a movie or something else for the rest of the day.

Hal:

⚡ He tries to teach you out of boredom.

⚡ He's positive he can protect you, and you're capable of taking care of yourself anyway.

⚡ But he thought it'd be fun. Thought being the key word.

⚡ You're just not meant for swords. He's just gonna say it; you're much better at using your own strife specibus.

⚡ He'll try, again and again, to try and help you work your way around a sword, but it's an undeniable fact. You just.. can't.

⚡ He's also astounded that you never get hurt! There's such a high risk, but you never seem to actually hurt yourself.

Davepetasprite:

1. They're so excited to teach you!!

2. Unfurrtunately though, you... aren't so good at handling the sword.

3. Oh well! They're willing to keep working with you or do something else with you!

4. They're always very worried when the sword flies out of your hands and is seeming to head towards you.

5. But they're ecstatic when you don't get hurt!

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

HCs for Dirk somehow continuously meeting the same person (his SO) in the dream bubbles but he’s never actually see them when he’s awake, he knows they’re alive but he has no idea where to find them???

{ Yeah, other HCs for Homestuck today, I have plenty of them– }

🆒 Dirk Strider ;

He could never imagine that person is his S/O and maybe they are just like normal guests of the Dream Bubbles, there are so many persons here even if it’s strange finding other humans that are not his friends of pesterchum.

Dirk is quite curious about their identity, and he asks himself if S/O comes from another timeline or dimension since this place is weird and this universe is too fucked up so it’s possible S/O is trapped in this time and space. Dirk must find it out, and S/O can be also an enemy, and he has to investigate about their true nature. Dirk is a very smart person and for him will not be difficult to reveal S/O’s true nature.

When he understands that S/O is calm and harmless, that they are normal persons like him, Dirk stops stalking them and S/O was getting worrying seeing all those shadows that followed them, it’s creepy but not as creepy as Lil Cal who keeps watching S/O from far away. No, S/O freaks out every tie that puppet looks at them. Dirk, feeling sorry for making them uncomfortable, reveals his presence explaining what he has in mind. He becomes S/O’s cool friend. 

Then, if Dirk has still a crush for Jake maybe he won’t understand they are his S/O, he considers them like good buddy and nothing more. It takes time before Dirk takes a crush or falls in love with someone, he’s still a cool kid and not every person is that cool to be his mate. 

[chemical-underreaction]

dirk <3< reader dirk <3< reader dirk <3< reader PLEASE

sure thing!! <3 sorry if this wasn't exactly what you wanted, but i had a lot of fun writing this!!

DIRK STRIDER X READER (PITCH) HEADCANONS (*´∇`)┌θ☆(ﾉ>_<)ﾉ

alright, let's be clear. dirk strider does *not* hate many things. he dislikes things, of course. he dislikes a lot of things.

but hate? hating things is too emotionally vulnerable for his tastes.

oh, but you?

he can make some exceptions for you.

you are a special, particular kind of pain in his ass.

there's two very different reasons why (i think) dirk would hate someone.

either they, as a person are in entirely direct conflict with him and get on his nerves in a major way - or, they're way too similar to him, and dirk does not like getting a mirror to his own behavior.

so more than likely, you'd fit into one of those two categories. i don't know you, though.

but regardless of what it is, you probably wouldn't have known for a while.

he didn't treat you.. differently? per say?

he was cold and cryptic and strange to everyone.

but with you, it seemed different. everyone told you it was just in your head. that dirk didn't have a problem with you, he was just like that.

but it was not.

dirk took so much pleasure in confusing you, getting one over on you. playing his little mind games.

granted, he is just kind of like that, but it's different. it was a lot more targeted, pointed - it wasn't purely in jest.

but, more importantly, it wasn't onesided.

you were not just a passive actor in this, oh no.

whatever you did, it was equally targeted to get on his nerves as much as possible.

there came a point where both of you, just for the sake of your fucked up little game, knew more about each other than even your mutual best friends did.

you'd torment each other with things, but you'd never bring anyone else into it or tell anyone things only the two of you knew. there was something of a code of honor. a trust fall system.

despite how much you disliked each other, you'd never actually do tangible harm to each other.

you just engaged in a prolonged battle of psychological warfare over your chat client.

eventually, it gets.. bizarrely flirtatious. not in a traditional way, no, but in a way that was still undeniably flirting.

you still hated him. he still hated you.

it continued regardless.

you two never.. officially got into a pitch relationship.

you're both human, after all. how would you know?

however, eventually, you were informed that your relationship with dirk sounded a whole hell of a lot like blackrom.

so, of course, you approach him about it.

neither of you know *enough* about quadrants to really call it.

but all the trolls have just been assuming it anyways, so you just shrug. by now, it's calling it what it is.

you and dirk have the mutual respect necessary for blackrom. and the mutual attraction.

needless to say, you have the "hate" aspect down.

alright, miscellaneous hc time.

he'll offer to teach you how to swordfight. he might only have done it so he could rock your shit, but he'll always patch you up after. and that little smile he gives when you first managed to get him back was pretty genuine.

just enjoys teaching you how to do his stuff in general. he'll tease you about sucking at it, but he'll actually be happy when you make progress. curse his tiny soft spot.

shows up in your house/wherever you live at random. also likes sneaking up on you whenever he sees you. the more you hate it, the more he'll do it.

he'll claim that you're more attracted to him than he is you - but that's a total lie. he's a little pathetic sometimes.

gets very flustered when you're better at him than something. anything. literally anything at all. why, exactly.. good luck getting that out of him.

actually gets genuinely upset if he goes too far with you in any way. it'll mess with him a lot, and he'll apologize profusely.

he cares about you, despite how annoying you are. despite how much he hates you, despite all of it. he cares about you a lot. and, in his own weird way, loves you.

[solluxwrites]

d…dirk stride…r……….. oh my god i don’t care what u do i just need need NEED dirk content .

dirk x reader headcanons or fic idc.

maybe dirk x chubby reader headcanons in particular (evil emoji) is that stupid probably but godddd let me in!!!!! AHHHH grabbing bars of enclosure like an evil evil gorilla

^ asker who is my oomf who suggested i put this here so ppl dont think im assuming so anyway

DIRK STRIDER (hubba hubba) X CHUBBY READER

-Dirk would not really know how to help very well but he tries his best. He doesn't love you for your body after all, he loves you for YOU! Even if he has a hard time expressing it and helping it, he genuinely hates seeing you insecure and wants to help however he can.

-He will listen to you vent about it if you need to, and will tell you that he doesn't care, and he loves you for what you are with all his heart (hehe), even if he doesn't show it.

only a couple this time but i hope you enjoy them!!

[yanyan-stuck]

F, W, and X for dirk?

X was answered here

F and W for Dirk

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

He would feel so guilty about it. He'd definitely let you yell at him, nodding along with every insult you hurl at him. He would even let you hit him, if he thought it would make you feel better and wouldn't give you an opportunity to escape. He would try to have a serious conversation about what you want and need, but given that you're practically in hysterics trying to fight against him, it wouldn't actually get anywhere. His default would be to just give you space until you were calmer. To watch you through cameras rather than staying in the same room as you. To only enter your room to get you your food and water and take care of you. If you were actively trying to escape and he could see that through his cameras, he would come back into the room. He'd be confident in how well restrained you are, so he wouldn't even bother trying to stop you, wouldn't tell you to knock it off. He's just sticking around so he can react faster on the off chance that you do manage to get out of the ropes.

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Fuck, he hopes not. It's a constant worry on his mind that you'll do something that will push him beyond his self control. He'd be lying if he tried to say he never considered hurting you, just enough to keep you compliant and with him. He thinks about it a lot, the exact force he would need to exert in any circumstance, just enough to keep you with him with as little collateral damage as possible. He tells himself those are just intrusive thoughts, and that he would be able to be patient towards you forever. He knows that he would be more than capable of it, and that scares him just as much as the thought of any cons it would have relating to your relationship with him. He'll avoid you more if he thinks it's a risk. Ultimately, he's very careful about it which is something both of you are lucky for. If you do push too hard, if you get too close to escaping when he's in one of those moods, he would hurt you as a last resort. He wouldn't even hesitate. He would feel guilty about it of course, but he would still feel that it was the only option for him.

[originalhomestuckscenarios]

can u do 12 with dirk and a male reader? ty! 💛💛

Ok I will now try to do few regular requests and matches before I come back to it

12: Falling asleep next to each other with Dirk and male! S/O

He often stayed up late doing actually nothing important. Dirk just often had problems falling asleep.

You were aware of this and sometimes when he accidentally woke you up you tried to help him out.

Mostly hugging him closely worked since your heartbeat calmed him down.

If this didn't work you'd stay up with him and talk together.

~Mod Kanaya

[loquaciousscribe]

sweats. hey. howsa bout a dirk strider w a super emotional n physically clingy bf? thinkin lots of holdin onto clothing n odd comforts. thanks buddy. o7

aye aye captain

DIRK STRIDER <3 CLINGY READER!

i’ve said this in my general hcs also but buddy isnt the best at initiating??

if you dont have a problem with that its great!! he’s super touch starved to he loves being able to have you there and feel you

that being said he would 100% still tease you about it(unless you don’t like that then he hates himself for doing that forever and ever)

it comforts him to know that you want to spend time and be close to him, and he doesn’t have to feel insufferably needy all the time

to would pose an issue though when he gets super distant due to mental health issues, and he feels even worse that he makes you upset

as with all the alpha kids you definitely have some communication issues, and thats something you two will both have to work through to remain healthy^^

hey guys. uhm

this was made in a timely matter

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[vikkirosko]

I'm feral over Dirk (in a "I need to study him" way *mostly*). Could I request a Dirk Strider ♦️ or X Sylph of Void reader (who has sorta bad social anxiety as a little mix in)?

🗡 Dirk Strider ♦️ sylph of void!Reader headcanons Social anxiety 🪛

When you and Dirk first met, you were pretty quiet. It was like it was difficult for you to communicate with him, but he assumed that it was because you had just met. But when he got to know you better, that wasn't the point. It was a mixture of your personality and your social anxiety. Together, it made it harder for you to communicate with others, but Dirk continued your communication anyway. He understood that it wasn't your fault, and on your best days you were an interesting conversationalist with whom he liked to talk about various topics

When you felt comfortable enough, you were quite sociable. This started to happen a lot when you became friends. You were genuinely glad to have the opportunity to talk to him one-on-one. You listened to his stories about what was happening in his life, you shared with him what you found interesting from your life. But there were times when your anxiety made itself felt. This usually happened when you talked about something for a long time or when you were in the company of your mutual friends. You didn't like being the center of attention, and therefore Dirk tried to help you feel better as much as possible, taking the initiative in the conversation himself or shifting the attention of others to something else

There were times when you could disappear abruptly and not get in touch. It bothered him and Dirk tried to contact you, and sometimes he even succeeded. The reason you were disappearing abruptly was your anxiety. You felt very anxious because of the phrase you said and preferred to isolate yourself, hide, rather than continue the dialogue. You were afraid of his reaction, having come up with his answer in your own head, even when in fact Dirk might not pay attention to a particular phrase and not perceive it the way you perceived it in your head. He was trying to calm you down and reassure you that everything was fine. He told you that if you felt insecure because of the words you said, you could just ask him if everything was okay, but even though you agreed with his words, you still felt insecure because of it

Another reason for your escapes from conversations was that you might feel intrusive. You didn't want to annoy your friend, so you preferred not to write to him for a while, but Dirk didn't feel uncomfortable when you seemed intrusive to yourself. You rarely admitted it, but when it did happen, he calmed you down, telling you that if you seemed obsessive to him, he would tell you about it. Dirk was not one of those who would keep quiet about such things, and his words calmed you down at least a little

You cherished your friendship with Dirk. He helped you feel better even when your social anxiety was getting out of control. He was sympathetic to the moments when you felt restless, and he liked talking to you when you felt comfortable. He liked that he had a friend like you and was willing to stay by your side on both good and bad days