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Wylan: I appreciate what you’re trying to do for me, but I’m not a violent psychopath like you
Kaz, flattered: Thank you
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Absolutely i want to hear the incorrect horrible histories quotes
AIGHT I'll share my top favorites from this doc
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Mike P: Now you’re acting like a detective and not like a jackass.
DI Bones: Well, at least one of us is doing it.
2.
Bob: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.
Mike: Not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me. And not unspoken, you talk about it all the time.
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Death: As we snuff these candles, so too do we snuff you from this mortal realm, you fucking wimp.
Sam: Jesus Christ, sir.
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Mike P: [about Dick Turpin] I always saw him as a funny little man.
DI Bones: He's a fucking criminal, Mike!
And 5.
Mike: *Sneaks up on DI Bones*
DI Bones: If you’re a ghost or something please fuck off, I’m too tired for tthis
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Kaz: I try not to compliment people til they’re dead, but I guess you were… adequate today
Jesper, tearing up: That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me
Kaz, threateningly: Never repeat it!
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Van Eck: My grandfather built this place with his actual bare hands
Wylan: That’s just not true though, is it? He had a team of 40 builders
Van Eck: Yes, but he had to flog them every day. Wonderful work ethic
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Kaz: We don’t have time to sleep
Wylan: But Jesper needs 16 hours a day, or he can’t function!
Wylan: He’s like a basset hound
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Wylan, refusing to eat a meal Van Eck gave him: It’s probably poisoned
Van Eck: Ughhh, sweetheart, I try to poison you one time, and now it’s all you go on about
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Wylan, in a life/death scenario: Dad, can’t you help me out here?
Van Eck, impatiently: In a minute, son. I’m trying to maximise my profits
Wylan: … I might be dead in a minute!
Van Eck: 🤷♂️
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Jesper, after having been arrested, watching the guards walk away from the cell: Guys! You didn’t tell me how to order room service!
Jesper: … minibar?
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Van Eck, to Wylan: Look at you: sensitive, empathetic, morally pure… I’m worried about you!
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